Comments on: Dick’s Voicemail #11 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/ Are men better than women? Yes. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:16:49 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Dick Masterson http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-523105 Dick Masterson Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:13:29 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-523105 I am shutting this site down. I am shutting this site down.

]]> By: Haha89 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-516543 Haha89 Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:34:41 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-516543 Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/ Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/

]]> By: Pat http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-515434 Pat Sun, 27 Sep 2009 20:41:22 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-515434 I THINK YOU HAVE TO CALL ALL WOMEN GOLD DIGGERS AND SAY THEY ALL HATE SEX BECAUSE IF THEY WEREN'T IT WOULD PROVE WHAT YOU FEARED ALL ALONG...THAT WOMEN JUST DON'T LIKE YOU. I LOVE MY MAN. I GIVE HIM EVERYTHING HE WANTS IN BED WHENEVER HE WANTS IT. I'M FAITHFUL AND HE IS NOT RICH AND MAY OR MAY NOT EVER BE. I COULD CARE LESS EITHER WAY. AND I AM GORGEOUS TO BOOT. I THINK YOU HAVE TO CALL ALL WOMEN GOLD DIGGERS AND SAY THEY ALL HATE SEX BECAUSE IF THEY WEREN’T IT WOULD PROVE WHAT YOU FEARED ALL ALONG…THAT WOMEN JUST DON’T LIKE YOU.

I LOVE MY MAN. I GIVE HIM EVERYTHING HE WANTS IN BED WHENEVER HE WANTS IT. I’M FAITHFUL AND HE IS NOT RICH AND MAY OR MAY NOT EVER BE. I COULD CARE LESS EITHER WAY. AND I AM GORGEOUS TO BOOT.

]]> By: Pat http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-515433 Pat Sun, 27 Sep 2009 20:36:46 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-515433 IT'S HARD TO GO THROUGH LIFE HATING ANYONE. BE IT BLACK, ARABS, GAYS, WOMEN...I HOPE YOU ARE SEEING A SHRINK. IT’S HARD TO GO THROUGH LIFE HATING ANYONE. BE IT BLACK, ARABS, GAYS, WOMEN…I HOPE YOU ARE SEEING A SHRINK.

]]> By: Pat http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-515432 Pat Sun, 27 Sep 2009 20:34:25 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-515432 I BET YOU LOVE HAVING GUYS TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM? HUH? I BET YOU LOVE HAVING GUYS TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM? HUH?

]]> By: DallyWama http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-417292 DallyWama Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:58:16 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-417292 It's hilarious when cunts say things like "I'm going to gut you alive". They are all fucking Rambo on the phone or in their cars. I wish some cunt would come after me with a knife so I can legally put a bullet in her fucking head. It’s hilarious when cunts say things like “I’m going to gut you alive”. They are all fucking Rambo on the phone or in their cars. I wish some cunt would come after me with a knife so I can legally put a bullet in her fucking head.

]]> By: King Wang http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-278441 King Wang Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:46:51 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-278441 I love the Horse Pussy caller! But being hung like I am.........nope, still got me some Horse Pussy, rarely enough (makes you think WHAT THE FUCK that bitch was fucking, donkeys?). In that case gentlemen, small penis or not, hop on, get off, go home. Let her rent a Volvo to lay herself with, after all, we already got what we wanted didn't we? I love the Horse Pussy caller! But being hung like I am………nope, still got me some Horse Pussy, rarely enough (makes you think WHAT THE FUCK that bitch was fucking, donkeys?).

In that case gentlemen, small penis or not, hop on, get off, go home. Let her rent a Volvo to lay herself with, after all, we already got what we wanted didn’t we?

]]> By: King Wang http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-278436 King Wang Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:28:21 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-278436 Oh my god..........I swear to Christ almighty.......the kid from "Looweezeeanna"..............that fucking kid is comedy gold. His parents? They are fucked, that KID knows the drill though! Oh my god……….I swear to Christ almighty…….the kid from “Looweezeeanna”…………..that fucking kid is comedy gold.

His parents? They are fucked, that KID knows the drill though!

]]> By: PzkfW http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-259699 PzkfW Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:22:25 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-259699 Last Guy. PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED Last Guy.

PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED PUSSYWHIPPED

]]> By: Lola http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-258552 Lola Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:51:08 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-258552 14 hundred dollars??? ... MEN ... CASHING!!!!!!!! seriously no woman can't do what his guy is doing talking only shit.. my respect.. <3... marry me! 14 hundred dollars??? … MEN … CASHING!!!!!!!! seriously no woman can’t do what his guy is doing talking only shit.. my respect.. <3… marry me!

]]> By: AllWhoresLoveAssToMouth http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-258544 AllWhoresLoveAssToMouth Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:34:37 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-258544 I got married, she was promising threesomes on our honeymoon and shit. She said she wanted to "Affirm our commitment" before we started experimenting. My dumb ass fell for it. Now I have: Another 3 mouths to feed (her and her fucking pets, not kids, I fell for that shit once already) ...(by the way I'm the one who cooks, cause she can't taste a fucking thing that isn't coated in mayo and cheese) A masturbation habit because she won't take her fucking pill A dirty house A big fucking headache A stiff neck from sleeping in the chair because I can't sleep in the bed due to her large ass and her little dogs taking up the whole fucking full size mattress I got married, she was promising threesomes on our honeymoon and shit. She said she wanted to “Affirm our commitment” before we started experimenting.

My dumb ass fell for it.

Now I have:
Another 3 mouths to feed (her and her fucking pets, not kids, I fell for that shit once already) …(by the way I’m the one who cooks, cause she can’t taste a fucking thing that isn’t coated in mayo and cheese)
A masturbation habit because she won’t take her fucking pill
A dirty house
A big fucking headache
A stiff neck from sleeping in the chair because I can’t sleep in the bed due to her large ass and her little dogs taking up the whole fucking full size mattress

]]> By: psychedeliccowboy http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-258436 psychedeliccowboy Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:41:18 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-258436 that last guy is totally and utterly whipped. that last guy is totally and utterly whipped.

]]> By: bola http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-257889 bola Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:16:07 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-257889 Sperm snatcher: I'm allergic to latex. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Don't let them <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/article231940.ece" rel="nofollow">catch you</a> Sperm snatcher: I’m allergic to latex. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Don’t let them catch you

]]> By: Hans http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-257878 Hans Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:17:10 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-257878 1st I laughed my dick off hearing the screaming bitch and her little brat at the start of this Voice Mail. Then I sobered up. She´ll take this poor slob to the cleaners, fuck up the rest of his life with alimony payments and make his offspring hate him. Already did the last part by the sound of it. Beware brothers. <a href="http://www.the-niceguy.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=11771&view=findpost&p=252755" rel="nofollow"> SUCK IT UP BITCH </a> is the only answer you should have for them. 1st I laughed my dick off hearing the screaming bitch and her little brat at the start of this Voice Mail.
Then I sobered up.
She´ll take this poor slob to the cleaners, fuck up the rest of his life with alimony payments and make his offspring hate him. Already did the last part by the sound of it.
Beware brothers.
SUCK IT UP BITCH is the only answer you should have for them.

]]> By: Rawkstah http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-257820 Rawkstah Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:39:12 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-257820 "Ho-De-Ho-Ho" Fantastic. -Rawkstah “Ho-De-Ho-Ho”

Fantastic.

-Rawkstah

]]> By: geohount http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-257818 geohount Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:29:12 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-257818 <blockquote><a href="#comment-257748" title="View the original comment" rel="nofollow"><em>Matt said:</em></a> Its under dicks most popular posts. its titled "why women hate sex"</blockquote> I found it! Thx!

Matt said:

Its under dicks most popular posts. its titled “why women hate sex”

I found it! Thx!

]]> By: Benji http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-257783 Benji Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:46:32 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-257783 what was the nuclear war bitch talking about? i couldn't comprehend any of it, could any one or was it just babble? what was the nuclear war bitch talking about? i couldn’t comprehend any of it, could any one or was it just babble?

]]> By: Matt http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-257778 Matt Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:31:54 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-257778 I like the half naked women in swimsuits. Good advertising method. =D I like the half naked women in swimsuits. Good advertising method. =D

]]> By: Huxley Va. http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-257768 Huxley Va. Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:55:14 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-257768 I'm so glad I'm gay, have a small penis, ugly, bad in bed etc. etc. cause if I had to listen to a harpy like that every time I got home I'd fucking burn the house down instead. My ex couldn't cook for shit but boy could she snort coke, maybe we should just redefine the word cook to mean vaccuming coke, and clean, to mean lie without remorse. The funny thing was she wanted to marry me and all that but I made it quite clear to hear that I wasn't interested in marrying a cokehead so ultimatum after ultimatim, monitoring her phone, all that shit...I just started fucking searching her every time we were going to go out and bingo bango cocaine. At least I was smart enough to realize I didn't want to get sent up river because of her problems not to mention wind up with my balls in her purse vis a vis the anti-family courts. The first thing she said when I finally dumped her was "But we were going to get married!" Not but I love you, or I'll stop and be a good girl, just the marriage thing...because that's the only thing she was really in love with. My best friend just married my psycho drunk feminist sister despite the obvious warning signs and my insistence that he was making a HUGE mistake...six weeks later and he's already called me at least ten times cause he's about to lose his fucking mind, poor bastard, or rather, dumb bastard. Good lord, I hope global warming is real, cause when the great flood comes the men will be able to build boats and just sail away through a sea of expensive handbags and thongs. Keep up the voicemails Dick, they are so effective at proving your point. I’m so glad I’m gay, have a small penis, ugly, bad in bed etc. etc. cause if I had to listen to a harpy like that every time I got home I’d fucking burn the house down instead.

My ex couldn’t cook for shit but boy could she snort coke, maybe we should just redefine the word cook to mean vaccuming coke, and clean, to mean lie without remorse.

The funny thing was she wanted to marry me and all that but I made it quite clear to hear that I wasn’t interested in marrying a cokehead so ultimatum after ultimatim, monitoring her phone, all that shit…I just started fucking searching her every time we were going to go out and bingo bango cocaine.

At least I was smart enough to realize I didn’t want to get sent up river because of her problems not to mention wind up with my balls in her purse vis a vis the anti-family courts. The first thing she said when I finally dumped her was “But we were going to get married!” Not but I love you, or I’ll stop and be a good girl, just the marriage thing…because that’s the only thing she was really in love with. My best friend just married my psycho drunk feminist sister despite the obvious warning signs and my insistence that he was making a HUGE mistake…six weeks later and he’s already called me at least ten times cause he’s about to lose his fucking mind, poor bastard, or rather, dumb bastard.

Good lord, I hope global warming is real, cause when the great flood comes the men will be able to build boats and just sail away through a sea of expensive handbags and thongs. Keep up the voicemails Dick, they are so effective at proving your point.

]]> By: Matt http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-11/comment-page-1/#comment-257748 Matt Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:48:47 +0000 http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=1056#comment-257748 Its under dicks most popular posts. its titled "why women hate sex" Its under dicks most popular posts. its titled “why women hate sex”

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