Comments on: Dick’s Voicemail #11

By: aaronb

aaronb — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:03:04 +0000

lololol

5:27 “i don’t think god will think too highly of what you’re saying right now.”

You’re awesome.

By: jude hebert

jude hebert — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 05:15:30 +0000

dude, we have a need for an excorsist for dick line #11!!! STAT!!! what a psycho hose beast.

By: Vincent

Vincent — Thu, 06 May 2010 04:10:02 +0000

Cruise control.

By: Max

Max — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:01:44 +0000

Felix Wankel invented the rotary engine, not a woman, she’s a dumb ass.

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:13:29 +0000

I am shutting this site down.

By: Haha89

Haha89 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:34:41 +0000

Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/

By: Pat

Pat — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 20:41:22 +0000

I THINK YOU HAVE TO CALL ALL WOMEN GOLD DIGGERS AND SAY THEY ALL HATE SEX BECAUSE IF THEY WEREN’T IT WOULD PROVE WHAT YOU FEARED ALL ALONG…THAT WOMEN JUST DON’T LIKE YOU.

I LOVE MY MAN. I GIVE HIM EVERYTHING HE WANTS IN BED WHENEVER HE WANTS IT. I’M FAITHFUL AND HE IS NOT RICH AND MAY OR MAY NOT EVER BE. I COULD CARE LESS EITHER WAY. AND I AM GORGEOUS TO BOOT.

By: Pat

Pat — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 20:36:46 +0000

IT’S HARD TO GO THROUGH LIFE HATING ANYONE. BE IT BLACK, ARABS, GAYS, WOMEN…I HOPE YOU ARE SEEING A SHRINK.

By: Pat

Pat — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 20:34:25 +0000

I BET YOU LOVE HAVING GUYS TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM? HUH?

By: DallyWama

DallyWama — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:58:16 +0000

It’s hilarious when cunts say things like “I’m going to gut you alive”. They are all fucking Rambo on the phone or in their cars. I wish some cunt would come after me with a knife so I can legally put a bullet in her fucking head.

By: King Wang

King Wang — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:46:51 +0000

I love the Horse Pussy caller! But being hung like I am………nope, still got me some Horse Pussy, rarely enough (makes you think WHAT THE FUCK that bitch was fucking, donkeys?).

In that case gentlemen, small penis or not, hop on, get off, go home. Let her rent a Volvo to lay herself with, after all, we already got what we wanted didn’t we?

By: King Wang

King Wang — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:28:21 +0000

Oh my god……….I swear to Christ almighty…….the kid from “Looweezeeanna”…………..that fucking kid is comedy gold.

His parents? They are fucked, that KID knows the drill though!

By: PzkfW

PzkfW — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:22:25 +0000

Last Guy.

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By: Lola

Lola — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:51:08 +0000

14 hundred dollars??? … MEN … CASHING!!!!!!!! seriously no woman can’t do what his guy is doing talking only shit.. my respect.. <3… marry me!

By: AllWhoresLoveAssToMouth

AllWhoresLoveAssToMouth — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:34:37 +0000

I got married, she was promising threesomes on our honeymoon and shit. She said she wanted to “Affirm our commitment” before we started experimenting.

My dumb ass fell for it.

Now I have:
Another 3 mouths to feed (her and her fucking pets, not kids, I fell for that shit once already) …(by the way I’m the one who cooks, cause she can’t taste a fucking thing that isn’t coated in mayo and cheese)
A masturbation habit because she won’t take her fucking pill
A dirty house
A big fucking headache
A stiff neck from sleeping in the chair because I can’t sleep in the bed due to her large ass and her little dogs taking up the whole fucking full size mattress

By: psychedeliccowboy

psychedeliccowboy — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:41:18 +0000

that last guy is totally and utterly whipped.

By: bola

bola — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:16:07 +0000

Sperm snatcher: I'm allergic to latex. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Don't let them catch you

By: Hans

Hans — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:17:10 +0000

1st I laughed my dick off hearing the screaming bitch and her little brat at the start of this Voice Mail.
Then I sobered up.
She´ll take this poor slob to the cleaners, fuck up the rest of his life with alimony payments and make his offspring hate him. Already did the last part by the sound of it.
Beware brothers.
SUCK IT UP BITCH is the only answer you should have for them.

By: Rawkstah

Rawkstah — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:39:12 +0000

“Ho-De-Ho-Ho”

Fantastic.

-Rawkstah

By: geohount

geohount — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:29:12 +0000

Matt said: Its under dicks most popular posts. its titled "why women hate sex"

I found it! Thx!