Hey jack ass! I’m not a girl but you need to Stop your red neck comments! I know it’s america but you stop makeing red neck comments! You make me sick you piece of crap! I’d sleep with one eye open basterd! >=D
En trouwens wat bereik je er eigenlijk mee?
En al zouden er zoveel mannen bij je sekte toevoegen, komt er dan een man- vrouw oorlog? Nee natuurlijk niet. Ik denk dat we allemaal wel wat beters aan ons hoofd hebben. En daarmee weerhoudt je zowel mannen en vrouwen er niet van om gewoon relaties aan te gaan op welke wijze dan ook. Concentreer je liever op dingen die wel degelijk het verschil maken. Voor alle nederlandse lezers die op deze site hoe dan ook terecht zijn gekomen.
Usually Nederlandse gals are pretty mellow. With sitting in big red windows, and all those cannabis fumes wafting through the streets and whatnot.
But this one clearly has an energizer bunny stuck up her cunt. It goes on and on and on with the same idiotic shrill noise.
Get the fuck off this site!
If you believe in your God, why do you say at the same time, that God has making mistakes, like a woman, otherwise you dont complainig about it. So you believe in God but that God is incompleted because a woman exist. So God is no longer a God. Because a real God is perfect, otherwise its no God. And God doesn’t make mistakes. Or maybe your God exist, but you making a mistake. Don’t worry, you can always be happy, its just wat you believe.
Sandra.
I think your try to thrick the men on planet earth. I think you can better use your energie for a higher consequence; result.
And prepare uman bieïngs for protecting themselve against mindcontrol. Your thinking is only reaching in a little demension. But you have to learn to think in a bigger demension.
Sandra
I think your try to thrick the men on planet earth. I think you can better use your energie for a higher consequence; result.
And prepare uman bieïngs for protecting themselve against mindcontrol. Your thinking is only reaching in a little demension. But you have to learn to think in a bigger demension.
Sand
There are good woman and good men. There are also bad woman and bad men. But no men is better then a woman. And no one said that you have to marry, but o one can say that a woman has to listing to a men, because she dousnt. And who makes always war and poiting in other directions !!! Yes those are men. Not every men, but they are men. Sandra from the Netherlands.
I think that no woman wants to F*ck Dick Masterson for free.
And I think that other man are much nicer then Dick Masterson.
Dick Masterson tell you a lot of story’s you already know, ore words with no meaning.
Dick Masterson are yo hurt by a woman ? Well am hurt by a man, but that doesn’t make all man stupid !
And Dick why do you need a website? Is your ego not big anough.
I can explain that. Since the breakdown of (vestigial) Anglo-American patriarchy in the 60s, women now only breed with low IQ, sociopathic males (this preference is linked to their low IQs and attachment to the Stone Age). The lice produced by these unions tend to have low IQs, low impulse control and other sociopathic conditions. Hence these incestuous nocturnal activities.
Thought: why should we foot the bill for single mothers? Let the skanks starve.
Hooray I have heard a few men calling you up on your madness.
I think you need to cry, over this website, over your sunglasses, over your lack of game.
I would cry if I was related to a populist like you. You are one of the people who are going to have the internet censored beside a lot of bandwith is wasted.
As a prolific ‘public shitter’… that is… someone who enjoys excreting turds in public places… I must say I am rather concerned about this sickening business of charging people to take a shit. Especially when they are not even building public toilets which encourage the correct squatting stance method, which is something I am passionate about. It promotes health, vitality, and is the way in which Homo sapiens is evolutionarily adapted to shit.
For millions of years, human beings could drop where they stood and take a quick shit, it slides right out if you do it this way. In fact, this is the healthiest way to take a shit. The following link a wonderful product named ‘Nature’s Platform’, a product which transforms your sitting toilet into a squatting one, with a collapsible platform which is placed over your standard draconian sitting stance toilet, ensuring nature can operate unhindered, and prevent polyps from developing… I urge you to follow the link briefly, to understand the science behind this vital human rights issue before reading the rest of my post… http://www.naturesplatform.com/
It should be noted that billions of human beings, right now in 2008, shit squatting, and there is a huge difference to the pressure placed on the anatomy by having a movement depending on the stance, and the western way, the sitting down way, which developed in English royal courts several hundred years ago with invention of the water cabinet, has marked the upward surge of colon cancer. The widespread use of sitting toilets has only been a reality since the mid 19th century.
Our bodies have not had time to adapt to this radical perversion of nature’s intended shitting stance, and millions of people have died as a result of this. The hidden pottycaust, is a boon for Big Pharma, and Big Oncology, who have deftly manoeuvred to hide from the public the sickening truth of this preventable genocide, employing tactics such as setting up slush funds to finance celebrity spokespeople like Katie Couric to shill ‘colonoscopies’ to innocent people who have been duped into shitting sitting down their whole lives.
This hidden scatological holocaust, has radicalized me. And here today I am ready to confess to the unwitting public the nature and scope of my unilateral stand for human rights in shitting stance policy nationwide. Public toilets are a key element of the indoctrination process… governments design and construct toilets, systematically designed to coerce you into shitting in the sitting down position. Industry and employers collude to ensure you have no freedom even in the workplace toilets. I have resolved to agitate for toilet stance reform across all levels of government.
I call for across the board dismantling of all existing public toilet infrastructure than cannot be demonstrated to provide consumer choice, and informed health guidelines regarding shitting stance best practice. I call for a moratorium on future public works involving one sided designs which plan only for sitting down style flush toilets.
The indoctrination of our toddlers is a primary concern earmarked for attention and an awareness raising campaign. I aim for global non-proliferation of sitting toilet centric ideology to children under the age of consent. We have no right to lay down the polyps from an early age with our paternalistic sitting down shitting dogma.
The children are our future, and the colons of the young have been targeted as lifelong customers of both the sitting down toilet industry, and later on in life, Big Oncology and Big Pharma plan to get in on the act and tear your kids a new one.
After writing various senators, congressmen, and captains of sanitary industry and being stonewalled at every turn, I became fed up. So I used the only weapon the system left me with, my shit.
You see, because I am a believer in the squatting position, and in Nature’s Platform, which I do own… I am sick of entering public toilets and being reminded of the genocide taking place. It is like entering a gas chamber at Auschwitz, once you have seen the truth of the hidden shitting stance silent killer, you cannot stand by and ignore the carnage while your fellow citizens die en masse.
This is why I have become a militant activist in a one man separatist faction designed to force government’s hand to act and act now. The political process has failed, diplomacy has broken down, I have, I am afraid, turned to violence and terrorist activities to further the cause of squat shitting in the west. The monopoly of sitting down shitting must be smashed, for every day dozens of corpses are rolled into the mass graves that show us the telltale evidence of the hidden fecal holocaust.
In order to get the ear of government, I have been forced to target innocent civilians. What you are about to learn will shock you to your core, and instil fear and terror in the hearts of men, women and children nationwide.
If you’ve ever been to a public toilet, and there has been a turd BESIDE the toilet itself, beside the cistern, then you can be sure it was me. When faced with a public toilet that does not have Nature’s Platform installed, which is 100% of the time so far in my life, I have, in protest, as a political protest for human rights, in defence of my bodily integrity, and knowing the sitting position is linked to colon cancer, I simply squat down in front of or beside the toilet, take a shit, grab the paper to wipe my ass and leave the turd on the floor in disgust at the state coercion that seeks to forcibly have me take a shit in the sitting position. I leave the toilet paper on the floor too just to make sure the message sinks in.
The sitting position dates back only to the medieval period with widespread use occurring only a few generations ago… people have been shitting in the squatting position since early man. It is my human right to take a shit in the bodily stance which our bodies are best adapted to. We are talking colon cancer here! So where is the state on this? Think they give a fuck? No. They want you to pay to get bowel cancer. They want you to pay for the public toilets that are digging your grave and handing your life savings to rich doctors and criminal drug companies.
I have not taken a shit sitting down in seven years… and I don’t take state coercion sitting down either. That is why you will know me by the trail of the turds. Beside the toilet, in front of the toilet, in the entry to the toilet, under the hand dryer, I might even pick it up with the TP and leave it in the sink for you… the message is clear… my calling card is a mark of smeared shit on the mirror… I use it like a crayola wrapped in TP… I smear it on the tap handles…why do I do this? Because I am a militant squatting shitter separatist activist, from my own one man militant squat shitting separatist faction splinter group.
These terror tactics are a conscious political decision to make it clear I will not be coerced by the state into sitting down to shit, either you provide me with a squatting toilet, or the attacks continue, simple as that. The state will meet my demands or continue to have its citizens live in fear and terror of fecal vandalism, fecal strategic displacement, undermining user confidence and spreading widespread panic, possibly even pathogens. It is in essence a biological attack on a public facility. I can strike at any time. I’m loaded with burritos and I don’t take prisoners.
Squat shitting is nature’s way. One time I had tapeworms, and I never would have even known if I hadn’t have looked down and seen my shit on the floor with worms crawling around in it. The health benefits just go on and on you see.
If my shit had been covered in water in the bowl, this important health information would have been obscured. Just as the state has obscured the benefits of squat shitting. The cancer industry and Big Pharma know they will have plenty of hapless colon cancer patients to profit from, hapless sitting shitters who all their lives spat in the face of the way nature wants us to shit.
Like command controlled IEDs have been developed over time in Iraq, replacing the primitive pressure trigger devices, I too have refined my tactics in my war of fecal independence.
Some of the separatist actions you may have encountered that instilled terror into your soul include….
Improvised shock and awe tactic of picking up the floor turd with TP, protecting me from the biological weapon, as well as preventing any fingerprints… I like to grab hold of the turd and write on the mirror in the communal area of the toilet block…and write political slogans on the mirror to send a message to the Man… some favorite slogans are the following;
’stool warrior woz ere 08′
‘too cool for stool’
‘you’ll never evict this squatter’
‘you want the rot to stop? Let us squat!’
Another favorite tactical response to state coercion in shit stance is this; I like to strategically place a concealed amount of fecal matter just under the visible from eye level portion of the toilet roll dispenser. This way innocent civilians are shocked and terrorized by what should be a no brainer, simply idiosyncratically reaching under the dispenser to pull down some paper, yet they trigger the immediate introduction of several grams of fresh sticky icky icky diarrhoea onto their unprotected and unsuspecting hand.
The psychological effects of this tactic are instant. The user understands immediately that they have fallen victim to an indiscriminate attack on their bodily integrity and dignity. Users of state coerced sitting toilets are horrified, and shocked, that the safety they took for granted, has been decimated.
Smearing healthy dollops of shit onto the tap handles is another effective stratagem, users will be rendered helpless in the face of my area denial system, made to return to the community with unwashed hands, and this is after their hands have been treated to the previous terror attack in some cases, it is kind of like two IEDs timed to explode near to each other soon after the other, when the attacker knows in which direction those harmed by the first blast will likely run, in this case, it is straight to the shit covered tap to wash the shit off their hands.
I also enjoy spiking the flush button with an encasement of stool. This is a tried and true tactic for propagating bacteria and ensuring the bowl will continue to fill to capacity throughout the day.
On this, I often target sanitary workers specifically, being aware of their insider status and closeness to power, having direct access to the decision makers in the form of the public toilet administrators. Speak truth to power is what they say… and I like to sometimes take the stool crayola and write on the mirror the following phrase for the janitor to see, it reads ‘clean THIS bitch!’… it goes down a treat.
If there is an open janitor cupboard that catches my eye, I will often take the mop, hide some turd deep inside the mophead that will only be revealed when pressure is applied, or if pressed for time simply smear it all over the handle. It depends.
I have found it really hammers home the message. Until the state listens to my demands for squatting toilets, until it ends the human rights abuses and systematic encouragement of colon cancer, I will continue to fight for my rights and yours, violence and violation are the only weapon we in the bowel movement have left since Washington is pandering to the Big Pharma lobbyists and captains of industry in the cistern sector.
One time I emptied a soap dispenser on a day I had the runs, I opened the top lid of the plastic wall mounted unit, I filled it with liquid shit and poo juice. The awful truth was completely covert until the dispenser button was pressed, some of my most brilliant work. The turd burglar was at his finest hour. I will never forget this day so long as I shall live, too many kids’ lives depend on me to free them from sitting stance toilets, collateral damage is fully justified, how do YOU sleep at night potty training your kid to die using the wrong stance? Shame on you and you can eat my shit and like it.
Another good trick is to unroll some of the toilet paper carefully, about 16 squares in to the roll or so, and place some fecal there… and roll it back up for a spring loaded surprise for the next user. This is a user pays system, and mark my words, the user ends up paying.
I’ve enjoyed my toilet rampages over the years. But often times when large crowds are about I am forced to make do with the only tactic you can do when there is a line waiting to use the cubicle. Rock concerts are great for this, as you can immediately get lost in the crowd when you have to make your exit.
The next user sees you leave, he sees a clean floor (I placed the turd in the bowl with TP glove and flushed it and wiped the floor), so he sees a clean floor, clean bowl, all looks normal, you squeeze past him, and he is so damn happy to have his turn to use the toilet, he just can’t wait to get in there and shut the door. Trouble is he needs to touch the occupied lock once he is there… and once again…. vulnerable to attack… with a giant crowd of sweaty impatient revellers, and having invested 20 minutes in the line up, he is unlikely to dash out to the sink for immediate relief.
I like to think of him using the toilet water to wash his hand in a panic myself, but unfortunately I’ve never been able to observe the fruits of my labor. Perhaps he just sits there taking his evil sitting down stance shit, sitting there, with my shit all over his hand. Maybe he is drunk and he doesn’t know and then touches his face. Hopefully he rubs his eye. Kisses his girlfriend once he gets back to the mosh pit.
I wonder how many impromptu bathroom sexcapades I have put a dampener on. I may have even prevented children being born. Society must see how serious a threat my militant bowel movement poses and do the only sensible thing, give in to my reasonable, health promoting agenda of colon cancer preventing squat toilets. Or it must continue to live in fear of indiscriminate excrement assault.
I’ve escalated the terror recently by taking the fight to the street. In my apartment I freeze several weeks worth of shit in ice cube trays. I am stockpiling an arsenal straight from my ass. At four in the morning during the summer, I place them atop high end automobiles parked in the street. By sunup there is a smear of liquid shit all over the status symbols belonging to sitting shitters which stands in defiance of the government’s ignorance and hubris. I use biofuel powered by solar energy to create a weapon of ass destruction, and I did it all with improvised materials and impunity. Ice cubes of frozen diarrhoea are surprisingly scentless in their frozen form, my freezer smells relatively normal with the door shut.
The pottytariat marches on. It is not only the roof panel ice cube shit smear that I employ as a shitty car bomb… I also like to keep some refrigerated bagged turds, which can be safely handled by those launching the attack, which I can take with me on bombing runs at four in the morning, I target rows of cars, indiscriminately, and take out a plastic zip lock bag of refrigerated stool and a cotton tip applicator and surreptitiously coat the underside of car door handles, I take a flashlight to ensure that no visible shit remains.
Morning comes, the tired wage slaves head for the car, laptop in one hand, coffee in the other, they place the laptop in the pile of shit on the roof while they hunt for the keys… they unlock the vehicle, and reach under the plastic car door handle, only to find they must return inside and find some antiseptic, some battlefield first aid. Ideally I’d like to think they are too rushed and half awake to notice until they are in a traffic jam and begin to smell something. Hopefully they smear it all over their car radio buttons too.
I’ve done church door handles, now that is a good one, a sectarian attack, very novel indeed. A funny one I tried at a public swimming pool one time, in protest of its rigid toilet stance, I took a hard line stance and left them with a tiny nugget of pliable shit, no bigger than the size of several snail pellets, strategically placed inside the spout of a drinking fountain. Like a bullet in the head, more like a spud gun, someone copped it in the mouth, I watched from the sidelines with my camera phone as a really hot young thing in a bikini stepped up to the plate… it was beautiful. I believe this may be the world’s forced recorded scat entrapment. Lifeguard chairs are a good one too, as from eye level the contents of the ‘empty’ seat cannot be seen. Public swimming pools really are vulnerable to attack.
Airport security. All I can say is, I have joined the mile high club when it comes to my turd burgling. I’d imagine there is nothing like being on a medium body jet aircraft, and exiting the airplane toilet and walking back into the cabin wondering who targeted you, mystified, aghast scanning the passengers’ faces wondering who it was that targeted you for what I like to call the ‘hand sanitizer’ (described earlier). Your task is to read the writing on the wall and scrub thoroughly and like it. I’ve super glued shut the plastic flap on the flight toilet once before too. If my demands are not met I will begin super gluing actual human buttock flesh and causing actual bodily harm.
These confessions of an ass bandit serve one purpose and one purpose only, to instil terror. I hope you will join me in my fight against the oppression that caused your uncle’s colon cancer. Every time society makes you sit down to shit they are spitting on the graves of millions of our loved ones. Your mother’s colon cancer was an inside job. George Bush knew ahead of time both of her colons would collapse, and he sat there reading a story book to grade schoolers.
My public toilet terror campaign to end the crimes against humanity the state inflicts by causing bowel cancer by hiding the truth about shitting stance best practice continues to this day. No one is safe, no one is immune to scatological attack.
My organization has the capabilities to launch denial of service attacks, area denial systems, short range drinking fountain missile launches, on any terrain, land, air or sea.
Counter terror agency forensic labs are no doubt in possession of a significant number of stool samples. The government’s sabre rattling only strengthens my resolve, and ensures the targeting of police vehicle door handles.
What started off many years ago in a first salvo that took place in an empty elevator delivered to some unsuspecting and terrified hotel guests, has grown into a civil rights movement to rival the hard won gains of the 1960s.
I am out there. I will not be caught with my pants down. I am willing to die for the cause our kids’ lives depend on, and if the feds ever do catch up with me they will have to touch the door handle first.
I will be fighting to the death in my booby trapped apartment, I’ll die squatting. I’ll be the guy squatting and taking a shit on the floor next to the wall sized city map strategically dotted with drawing pins indicating strikes I take responsibility for. The fridge will be full of smelly ice cube trays. I have decided to give you a head start people, I am warning you that the bowel movement exists, you are not safe, heed the message, meet my demands, lobby for change.
I have confessed to my tactical operations here today, I made the decision to come out of the water closet to let the public know I am not a killer. I am not an evil man. I only seek to reduce the incidence of polyps in our community.
In the meantime, you’ve been warned… terror strikes anywhere and at any moment. Take my word for it… I promise to be there to wipe that shit eating grin off your face.
I think you need to cry, over this website, over your sunglasses, over your lack of game.
Apparently because of your game, you only get attention from men from this site. You even have a site do draw attention to yourself but you are coming back here.
One ball hangs lower than the other so they don’t bump each other constantly. Also, a man getting hit in the balls is the anatomical equivalent of a woman getting hit in the ovaries under her flesh. The pain from that, of course, would put any woman into a coma. Men are better than women.
if we et hit in the balls it hurts a lot but for only a few minutes but if they get hit in the boobs they hurt as much as us but it can last up to a day.
Apparently because of your game, you only get attention from men from this site. You even have a site do draw attention to yourself but you are comeing back here. Why? because you are not getting any attention there. But it seems that won’t last too long either, since they already got bored of you. Yawn.
Would you like to be raped and murdered? Then why don’t you shut your cake / cock hole and crawl away dripping creampies from betwixt your cellulite queen pins and return to the corner of the internet you choose to play ‘play dough’ with the english language that we invented and permitted you to be taught.
When are you gonna realize you cunts, all we taught you to speak and write for was so we could see who phoned during a meeting.
Then we lost control of you, except those in the sex industry, and comas.
I like to rub one out to the most violent sadistic bukkake videos available. I have 5.1 surround sound of sloppy blowbangs and gurgling gagging noises throughout my apartment. It takes me about 20 seconds to come. I also like to go to the brothel and pay sluts to humiliate themselves for my entertainment.
Why do I do all these things? Because if I didn’t have these things… I would have been shot dead by the police after gunning down at least 37 of you malignant cunts.
So you can understand, when you make someone so disgusted with femininity, when you behave like such obscenities, that the only fucking respite I have from having to share the planet with you is to sexually abuse you and slap a few whores around…. you know your behavior as a sex must disturb men. Men are disgusted in you women. You have degraded all it used to mean to be a woman. Now you are nothing but sluts, want to throw kids in childcare and be ‘career women’, fucking you is like throwing sausages down a hall and or fucking a bag of shaved ham, or a lathered up wetsuit leg…
HAHAHAHA
fuckin wetsuit that is gold
anyway…. violent sex and quasi rape keeps me from taking you out
When your life, yes YOU bitch, when your very life is hanging by a thread of five minute old semen in my undies from the violent nut I just rubbed out as I watched rough secretary porn….
when the only thing standing between you and a bullet in the head, is my mangled and distorted sense of tension release…. you know your behavior as women needs to change…. you know you’ve tilted the world in a little too fucked up a direction.
I value my life and freedom, not yours. I’d murder you in cold blood in a second if I had terminal cancer. Mark my fucking words.
I hope someone snaps in the next public place you are in to be honest. I’d love to whack off to the news footage of your burning bus.
What’s the difference between being a child in the belly of a comatose coalburner, and being in a so called ‘conscious’ mother’s belly?
You’re guaranteed not to be murdered by your own mother in some Roe v Wade killing spree. Instead of ducking coathangers for nine months, the worst that might happen is a few stray drips of coon splooge make their way into your vicinity.
There was this slut in a coma for three years, google it… the (black) orderly in charge of her feeding tube used to fuck her every night he could, every time the coast was clear at like 4am. He’d come in her because he was (black) dumb as fuck. Anyway long story short the coma ‘rape’ ‘victim’ got preggers….
Nine months later they gave her a C section, DNA tested the clone, sent the coon to where his brothers live for 20 years to life…
Moral of the story?
Even a bitch in a coma can give birth and carry a fucking baby.
Easiest most non annoying pregnancy in the history of man, no footrubs for this cunt! Just a craving in the middle of the night for chocolate creampies!!!
^ Any guy in that situation should leave her to fuck up her own life. You don’t make a living out of dreams of ponies and rainbows. It takes hard fucking work.
And I know the courts are gynocentric, but I can’t see a deadbeat, lazy mother being awarded custody of the kids over a father who works to provide for them.
How dare you, she has a vagina! She can give birth! Of course she can handle a child more then a man with a good job, common sense, and a good work ethic! Just look at the ghettos, PERFECT example of women being better parents then men! Look at all those sucess stories!
Hooray I have heard a few men calling you up on your madness.
I think you need to cry, over this website, over your sunglasses, over your lack of game.
I would cry if I was related to a populist like you. You are one of the people who are going to have the internet censored beside a lot of bandwith is wasted.
^ Any guy in that situation should leave her to fuck up her own life. You don’t make a living out of dreams of ponies and rainbows. It takes hard fucking work.
And I know the courts are gynocentric, but I can’t see a deadbeat, lazy mother being awarded custody of the kids over a father who works to provide for them.
Dan’s cunt Denise, a Cornell graduate, is 47 and says she’s a musician. But in their years together, her net income has averaged just $800 a year. When Dan encourages Denise to get a job that pays, she objects:“ But I love being a musician. I’m trying to make a living at it.” He keeps urging her to get a paying job, but after a while, he gives up. He can’t make her get a job.
Yea Little 47 yo Denise loves music, what could possibly be wrong with this?? Like some other cunts advise us here “Why don’t we stop being occupied with women, don’t we have better thing to do, women are just the way they are, why dont you men deal with it”
Kevin, 37, is a computer programmer, making $80,000 a year, $48,000 after taxes. His wife, Lisa, stays home to take care of their two-year old. She is pregnant with another child, and eager for them to buy a home. Kevin doesn’t like being a programmer, but fears that a career change will mean a salary cut.
I asked Kevin, “Is owning a home important to you?” He replied, “It’s very important to Lisa.” I asked him how he felt about having the second child. He sighed, “Okay, but Lisa really wants it.”
I asked, “When you first called me, you said you feel the stress is killing you. Should you be shouldering all the family’s financial responsibilities?” He pursed his lips: “Lisa reminds me that before we got married, I agreed to have two kids. She says, and I guess I agree, that to bring our kids up right and maintain a home is a full-time job. And she doesn’t have my earning capacity.” Kevin rubbed his head.
Over the past 17 years, I have been career coach to 1,500 middle and upper class women and to 500 middle-to-upper class men. Because of our relationships’ confidentiality, I have learned much about what women really think on a number of issues.
Most surprising to me, is that at least half of the women, including many graduates of elite colleges, either don’t want an income-earning job or will only work part-time in an unusually pleasant job.
A recent New York Times article suggests that my clients are not an anomaly. It reported that the number of stay-at-home moms has increased 13 percent in less than a decade, and among working women, 2/3 work part-time. This is true even of graduates of prestigious colleges, women who were bestowed a fiercely competed-for slot at an elite college on the assumption they would use that coveted degree to make a big difference in the world.
Few of those women’s application essays indicated they planned to be housewives. Yet among Stanford’s class of ’81, in just their first decade after graduation, 57 percent of mothers spent at least a year at home full-time. One in four stayed home full-time for three or more years. A survey of the women from the Harvard Business School classes of 1981, 1985, and 1991 found that only 38 percent of all women—even if childless–were working full time. And beyond the elite colleges, among white men, 95% of all MBAs in the U.S. work full time, while the number for white women was just 67 percent.
And “full-time” doesn’t mean the same for men and women. Among my 1,500 female clients and many friends, very few are willing to sacrifice work/life balance to work the 60+ hours a week it normally takes to rise to the top of a profession.
Yet women’s groups complain that women are “underrepresented” in the power professions: senior executives, professors, etc., because of a glass ceiling they claim is erected by men.
Of course, there are many ambitious, achieving women who are men’s equals or superiors. But many of my female clients and friends prefer the life of a housewife, perhaps augmented by a pleasant little part-time job, even if it means their husband, whom they claim to love, must work long, hard hours on jobs few women would consider. For example, the vast majority of people who work in iron foundries, coalmines, and other clanging, polluted environments are men. According to the United States Bureau of Labor Statistics, 92 percent of workplace deaths occur to men.
Dan, a client of mine (name changed) avoided breathing carcinogenic air, but his life is still at risk. He has two masters degrees in counseling, but in the big city, where it seems there’s a therapist under every rock, hasn’t been able to land a job as a counselor. He has a few private clients, which in total earn him $6,000 a year. He adds $8,000 as a mock patient in a medical school, and at night, Dan, 54, moonlights as a waiter at a large restaurant. He says, “It’s almost ¼ mile from the kitchen to the farthest table, so when I get home at one in the morning, I’m exhausted. But I’m still so wired, I need a couple of glasses of wine to get to sleep. If I’m lucky, I get five hours of sleep before I have to get up again.”
Dan’s cunt Denise, a Cornell graduate, is 47 and says she’s a musician. But in their years together, her net income has averaged just $800 a year. When Dan encourages Denise to get a job that pays, she objects:“ But I love being a musician. I’m trying to make a living at it.” He keeps urging her to get a paying job, but after a while, he gives up. He can’t make her get a job.
Meanwhile, Dan continues to drag himself through life like an ox yoked to a plow, a beast of burden. “I don’t know how long I can keep this up.” Statistically, he’s right. Medical science is unequivocal that stress and overwork kills. No doubt, that contributes to their being five widows for every widower.
DM I have been having a great flame war on Slate.com about that fucking rug muncher who claims to be the first ‘man’ to give birth… I used your ’shammy’ pussy term, which I loved. I used it in a different context. I love you like a brother, so I thought I would share the an excerpt from my dyke shemales raising children and liberals having no problem with that flame war…. I hope you come over to the link and share some points of view on the fact that it sex can can only happen between a man and a woman.
“Crimes such as raising a child to think gender roles meant nothing throughout human history and mean nothing today to the sanctity of the family, denying a child by design a relationship with its biological father, giving it a hobbling three legged dog of a pseudofather, who is nothing but a pathological neurotic example of the mangled human psyches that pervade that particular class of people who identify as homosexual or transsexual, a measly, pathetic example of a mangled brutalized by arrested socialization of a human being inhabiting a brutalized body with no doubt enough dna damage from experimental rubbish treatments to guarantee the newborn some childhood cancer!
These mangled psychopaths who care nothing for the mental health of their child and blatantly smear nature and spit in the face of billions of years of nature and without a second thought gang rape mother nature for their own sick desires to raise some chimera of a grotesque ‘family’… this ‘thing’ has chosen to give up its humanity by becoming a dangerous criminal who plays with nature like some sickening fat child with man boobs with a chemistry set of psychological and biological rape.
Fuck him/her/it! I hope it gets forced to watch its child violently committed from the psychosis that will now ensue from the sickening upbringing it will now get from these rabid dogs of former human beings.
Shaving your fucking adam’s apple off with a fucking scalpel are you fucking kidding me!! Have you ever heard of anything more fucking sick?
What a sight to behold this sad fucking mentally fucked dyke must have been, sitting there in the delivery room with her hairy legs spread, tits cut off by some Dr. Mengele type years ago, giant steroid inflated clit bulging like some imitation phallic bulging out of her fucking haggis flaps like some chewed up shammy…
…heaving and dropping a nugget of mangled humanity ripe to be spoiled by ideology and nutcase psychotic garbage values… real daddy nowhere to be seen, some college student who busted a fucking nut over a porno into a jar for a quick buck, in our sick fucking world that commodifies the very building blocks of humanity and sells it for a profit to the kind of fuckups, who suck so much at life, they should be fucking lepers and pariahs to us, not some fucking curiosity that we tiptoe around with PC language and fascination.
These fucking cunts ought to be burned at the fucking steak. Along with a jar containing whatever fucking body parts they have had cut off them by evil Mengele types who profit from clear mental illness. Purge them from the fucking earth. Destroy every fucking remnant of these motherfuckers.
These motherfuckers suck at life. May a fucking age of reason fucking dawn, before another chimera fucking kid drops out of the shammy and into the bucket of filth that is the degraded crass fucking western world.
These motherfuckers are what we deserve. They are what they deserve. Them simply having this baby, is a fucking hate crime against the tens of thousands of generations of homo sapiens that worked to mark the upward surge of mankind.
These motherfuckers, these motherless fucking cunts, these crawling, tumors of human beings, need a fucking 30 cent Winchester bullet between the fucking eyes. They need a fucking visit from CPS, and then they need to be turned into spare kidneys for the innocent people on donormatch.com who have never taken a shit on what nature gave them, never desecrated their fucking bodies, now they are dying, while some fucking chimera pig rug munchers are playing house.
Fucking die in hell the lot of you.
These motherfuckers ought to know… there is a big fucking difference between ‘bigoted fear’ and visceral innate disgust and revulsion at crimes against nature. The gap between these two concepts is about 4 billion fucking years wide. Spit on fucking nature at your sucking at life peril.
The only thing these criminal rug munchers need to know is this… it is a good thing they sold society on the lie that they are not criminals… because now they have the justice system to protect them from being killed. Because that is all that is standing between them and being killed… the threat of the justice system taking the murderer’s freedom away in reprisal. There are many, many people that would like to fucking kill these garbage people. There is no moral barrier to wiping these cunts out. They fucking rape the concept of family, they rape the future of mankind, they fuck the next generation’s minds three ways from Sunday… they are psychotic bulls in the china shop of life, they are a cancer of our time… and there is no moral barrier to their summary execution.
What in the fuck… I mean what in the fuck… is wrong with you cunting liberal fucks who hate seeing the planet raped… but the social fucking order that carried mankind safely up from the dawn of man, the family, the reason you are fucking sane, the concept of the family, which is bound like fucking superglue to biology, you hate seeing carbon emissions, but rape the family, load it with GHB and pass it around like a fucking bong gang raping it, is totally fucking fine with you people? What the fuck? You’re nothing but sheep.
The past of humanity depended on the family, the future depends on the family. If every soldier in world war 2 on our winning allied side, was ‘raised’ in some sick chimera cripple of a family with a fucking ‘dad’ with a giant clit for a cock, and giant abrasions from a fucking angle grinder where it’s tits used to be, we’d be about 6% of the way into the thousand year reich.
I hope someone with some sense develops a genetic bioweapon to destroy ‘gays’. Oh wait, nature already fucking did, the anally injected death sentence.
Drive a hybrid! let sperm be a commodity! let shemales raise kids! let me kill kids before they are born because I treat my junk like a theme park! let me fucking call YOU a bigot! I’ve thought about the future of mankind! If we listen to fucking morons who say all we need to do is get more ‘progressive’ and cut carbon, then we will be fine.
I fucking hope someone at the end of their rope, and with months to live from brain cancer, who works at NORAD, fucking launches the entire arsenal at the homeland. Start again. Wipe it clean. You fucked it up. You don’t give a fuck.
Come on motherfuckers! you predictable parakeet motherless cunts… shower me with epithets and mindless kneejerk PC mantras and shaming language… because I not only sound like I give a fuck, I look like a give a fuck… because you’ve impressed me so much the quality thought generated by your enslaved and worthless minds… I am just dying to come by and watch my ass get pilloried with the most lame fucking responses your worthless PC ‘upbringings’ have conditioned you for…
Come on you fucking baby killers! Time for the fucking folk psychology you fucking morons! Die in a fire. I mean it.
Anyone who sees these ‘things’, these ‘families’ should be raising children, is a pedophile. ”
FUCK RUG MUNCHING SHEMALES AND FUCK ANYONE WHO DISAGREES.
Ever notice how women speak for too long on these? Men are better than women at getting to the goddamn point and not just babbling on endlessly. I had more to say but I’ll end here because I wasn’t born with the handicap of being female.
One ball hangs lower than the other so they don’t bump each other constantly. Also, a man getting hit in the balls is the anatomical equivalent of a woman getting hit in the ovaries under her flesh. The pain from that, of course, would put any woman into a coma. Men are better than women.
I made an interesting experience. Yesterday, I put an ad on Craig List in my area. I offered to mentor fat women to help them lose weight. I said I would tell them what people think of them without sugar coating, that I would humiliate them, spank them, and maybe give them sex when they reach goals in losing weight. I basically told them I would treat them like fat slobs.
I got 5 women interested in 24 hours. All want to be treated like shit as long as they can use it to lose weight. 2 of them are only like 30 pounds overweight. One of them is too far away from my location and said I should open a franchise in her area, or if I pass by, to please call her. They all sent pictures, and 2 of them sent a phone number. Ages vary from 25 to 45.
“I have two words for you: Female Tourettes Syndrome”
It could also be called “Female Tweaching Syndrome” I have learned this term “tweaching” from one girl who told me that after getting fucked in her ass good, this is what she feels next day - this tweaching, but she was smileing as she was saying this, to me cos I was the one who fucked her a day earlier. But this women are tweaching and are not smileing cos they fucked only themselves with a dildo up in their asses, so I guess it’s more complex feeling like a whole syndrom, like “Female Tourettes Twaching Syndrome”
I just visited the brothel. Fuck I laughed. This cunt was telling me she had only that day had a family lunch with her brothers around the table. And that very night I was fucking her, a total stranger, for a mere 50 bucks. What a malignant cunt and baby killer.
She looked better with a cock in her mouth than when her unloved dental situation was apparent. You can really tell by a cunt’s mouth whether her parents gave a fuck about her when she was growing up. Who said cunt’s don’t have teeth Vagina Dentata.
It just accured to me that these women who call and call you names are actually doing their version of affirmations, they actually wanna feel better this way. So funny - sad. And the other girl who liked you - she is all happy woman because she is not doing their version of affirmations.
And as far as cunt’s comment on man having a small dick a comeback could be - does that mean you got a swamp between your legs?
Hey jack ass! I’m not a girl but you need to Stop your red neck comments! I know it’s america but you stop makeing red neck comments! You make me sick you piece of crap! I’d sleep with one eye open basterd! >=D
En trouwens wat bereik je er eigenlijk mee?
En al zouden er zoveel mannen bij je sekte toevoegen, komt er dan een man- vrouw oorlog? Nee natuurlijk niet. Ik denk dat we allemaal wel wat beters aan ons hoofd hebben. En daarmee weerhoudt je zowel mannen en vrouwen er niet van om gewoon relaties aan te gaan op welke wijze dan ook. Concentreer je liever op dingen die wel degelijk het verschil maken. Voor alle nederlandse lezers die op deze site hoe dan ook terecht zijn gekomen.
Sandra
Usually Nederlandse gals are pretty mellow. With sitting in big red windows, and all those cannabis fumes wafting through the streets and whatnot.
But this one clearly has an energizer bunny stuck up her cunt. It goes on and on and on with the same idiotic shrill noise.
Get the fuck off this site!
wtf Sandra
use English please..
If you believe in your God, why do you say at the same time, that God has making mistakes, like a woman, otherwise you dont complainig about it. So you believe in God but that God is incompleted because a woman exist. So God is no longer a God. Because a real God is perfect, otherwise its no God. And God doesn’t make mistakes. Or maybe your God exist, but you making a mistake. Don’t worry, you can always be happy, its just wat you believe.
Sandra.
I think your try to thrick the men on planet earth. I think you can better use your energie for a higher consequence; result.
And prepare uman bieïngs for protecting themselve against mindcontrol. Your thinking is only reaching in a little demension. But you have to learn to think in a bigger demension.
Sandra
I think your try to thrick the men on planet earth. I think you can better use your energie for a higher consequence; result.
And prepare uman bieïngs for protecting themselve against mindcontrol. Your thinking is only reaching in a little demension. But you have to learn to think in a bigger demension.
Sand
I don’t believe in the God where you talking about. I think that the God where you talking about only exist in our mind.
You don’t have to explain my kind of typing, because you can’t. Only I know for sure why am typing like th*s !
Sandra fr*m th* Ne*herlands.
There are good woman and good men. There are also bad woman and bad men. But no men is better then a woman. And no one said that you have to marry, but o one can say that a woman has to listing to a men, because she dousnt. And who makes always war and poiting in other directions !!! Yes those are men. Not every men, but they are men. Sandra from the Netherlands.
I think that no woman wants to F*ck Dick Masterson for free.
And I think that other man are much nicer then Dick Masterson.
Dick Masterson tell you a lot of story’s you already know, ore words with no meaning.
Dick Masterson are yo hurt by a woman ? Well am hurt by a man, but that doesn’t make all man stupid !
And Dick why do you need a website? Is your ego not big anough.
Sandra from the Netherlands dropped by.
Why don’t you just type “fuck”? We all know what word you’re talking about.
You’re not tricking God by using an asterisk.
-Dick
Lol gosh, leave it to you to completely miss the whole point of her comment.
Her comment had a point?
Probably the point that points to pointlessness.
I can explain that. Since the breakdown of (vestigial) Anglo-American patriarchy in the 60s, women now only breed with low IQ, sociopathic males (this preference is linked to their low IQs and attachment to the Stone Age). The lice produced by these unions tend to have low IQs, low impulse control and other sociopathic conditions. Hence these incestuous nocturnal activities.
Thought: why should we foot the bill for single mothers? Let the skanks starve.
Jeezus, your site is dull as ditch-water… no wonder you have to come here for attention.
Actually there is.
Desperate Single Moms and their deviant brood.
Ok man, go for it.
As a prolific ‘public shitter’… that is… someone who enjoys excreting turds in public places… I must say I am rather concerned about this sickening business of charging people to take a shit. Especially when they are not even building public toilets which encourage the correct squatting stance method, which is something I am passionate about. It promotes health, vitality, and is the way in which Homo sapiens is evolutionarily adapted to shit.
For millions of years, human beings could drop where they stood and take a quick shit, it slides right out if you do it this way. In fact, this is the healthiest way to take a shit. The following link a wonderful product named ‘Nature’s Platform’, a product which transforms your sitting toilet into a squatting one, with a collapsible platform which is placed over your standard draconian sitting stance toilet, ensuring nature can operate unhindered, and prevent polyps from developing… I urge you to follow the link briefly, to understand the science behind this vital human rights issue before reading the rest of my post…
http://www.naturesplatform.com/
It should be noted that billions of human beings, right now in 2008, shit squatting, and there is a huge difference to the pressure placed on the anatomy by having a movement depending on the stance, and the western way, the sitting down way, which developed in English royal courts several hundred years ago with invention of the water cabinet, has marked the upward surge of colon cancer. The widespread use of sitting toilets has only been a reality since the mid 19th century.
Our bodies have not had time to adapt to this radical perversion of nature’s intended shitting stance, and millions of people have died as a result of this. The hidden pottycaust, is a boon for Big Pharma, and Big Oncology, who have deftly manoeuvred to hide from the public the sickening truth of this preventable genocide, employing tactics such as setting up slush funds to finance celebrity spokespeople like Katie Couric to shill ‘colonoscopies’ to innocent people who have been duped into shitting sitting down their whole lives.
This hidden scatological holocaust, has radicalized me. And here today I am ready to confess to the unwitting public the nature and scope of my unilateral stand for human rights in shitting stance policy nationwide. Public toilets are a key element of the indoctrination process… governments design and construct toilets, systematically designed to coerce you into shitting in the sitting down position. Industry and employers collude to ensure you have no freedom even in the workplace toilets. I have resolved to agitate for toilet stance reform across all levels of government.
I call for across the board dismantling of all existing public toilet infrastructure than cannot be demonstrated to provide consumer choice, and informed health guidelines regarding shitting stance best practice. I call for a moratorium on future public works involving one sided designs which plan only for sitting down style flush toilets.
The indoctrination of our toddlers is a primary concern earmarked for attention and an awareness raising campaign. I aim for global non-proliferation of sitting toilet centric ideology to children under the age of consent. We have no right to lay down the polyps from an early age with our paternalistic sitting down shitting dogma.
The children are our future, and the colons of the young have been targeted as lifelong customers of both the sitting down toilet industry, and later on in life, Big Oncology and Big Pharma plan to get in on the act and tear your kids a new one.
After writing various senators, congressmen, and captains of sanitary industry and being stonewalled at every turn, I became fed up. So I used the only weapon the system left me with, my shit.
You see, because I am a believer in the squatting position, and in Nature’s Platform, which I do own… I am sick of entering public toilets and being reminded of the genocide taking place. It is like entering a gas chamber at Auschwitz, once you have seen the truth of the hidden shitting stance silent killer, you cannot stand by and ignore the carnage while your fellow citizens die en masse.
This is why I have become a militant activist in a one man separatist faction designed to force government’s hand to act and act now. The political process has failed, diplomacy has broken down, I have, I am afraid, turned to violence and terrorist activities to further the cause of squat shitting in the west. The monopoly of sitting down shitting must be smashed, for every day dozens of corpses are rolled into the mass graves that show us the telltale evidence of the hidden fecal holocaust.
In order to get the ear of government, I have been forced to target innocent civilians. What you are about to learn will shock you to your core, and instil fear and terror in the hearts of men, women and children nationwide.
If you’ve ever been to a public toilet, and there has been a turd BESIDE the toilet itself, beside the cistern, then you can be sure it was me. When faced with a public toilet that does not have Nature’s Platform installed, which is 100% of the time so far in my life, I have, in protest, as a political protest for human rights, in defence of my bodily integrity, and knowing the sitting position is linked to colon cancer, I simply squat down in front of or beside the toilet, take a shit, grab the paper to wipe my ass and leave the turd on the floor in disgust at the state coercion that seeks to forcibly have me take a shit in the sitting position. I leave the toilet paper on the floor too just to make sure the message sinks in.
The sitting position dates back only to the medieval period with widespread use occurring only a few generations ago… people have been shitting in the squatting position since early man. It is my human right to take a shit in the bodily stance which our bodies are best adapted to. We are talking colon cancer here! So where is the state on this? Think they give a fuck? No. They want you to pay to get bowel cancer. They want you to pay for the public toilets that are digging your grave and handing your life savings to rich doctors and criminal drug companies.
I have not taken a shit sitting down in seven years… and I don’t take state coercion sitting down either. That is why you will know me by the trail of the turds. Beside the toilet, in front of the toilet, in the entry to the toilet, under the hand dryer, I might even pick it up with the TP and leave it in the sink for you… the message is clear… my calling card is a mark of smeared shit on the mirror… I use it like a crayola wrapped in TP… I smear it on the tap handles…why do I do this? Because I am a militant squatting shitter separatist activist, from my own one man militant squat shitting separatist faction splinter group.
These terror tactics are a conscious political decision to make it clear I will not be coerced by the state into sitting down to shit, either you provide me with a squatting toilet, or the attacks continue, simple as that. The state will meet my demands or continue to have its citizens live in fear and terror of fecal vandalism, fecal strategic displacement, undermining user confidence and spreading widespread panic, possibly even pathogens. It is in essence a biological attack on a public facility. I can strike at any time. I’m loaded with burritos and I don’t take prisoners.
Squat shitting is nature’s way. One time I had tapeworms, and I never would have even known if I hadn’t have looked down and seen my shit on the floor with worms crawling around in it. The health benefits just go on and on you see.
If my shit had been covered in water in the bowl, this important health information would have been obscured. Just as the state has obscured the benefits of squat shitting. The cancer industry and Big Pharma know they will have plenty of hapless colon cancer patients to profit from, hapless sitting shitters who all their lives spat in the face of the way nature wants us to shit.
Like command controlled IEDs have been developed over time in Iraq, replacing the primitive pressure trigger devices, I too have refined my tactics in my war of fecal independence.
Some of the separatist actions you may have encountered that instilled terror into your soul include….
Improvised shock and awe tactic of picking up the floor turd with TP, protecting me from the biological weapon, as well as preventing any fingerprints… I like to grab hold of the turd and write on the mirror in the communal area of the toilet block…and write political slogans on the mirror to send a message to the Man… some favorite slogans are the following;
’stool warrior woz ere 08′
‘too cool for stool’
‘you’ll never evict this squatter’
‘you want the rot to stop? Let us squat!’
Another favorite tactical response to state coercion in shit stance is this; I like to strategically place a concealed amount of fecal matter just under the visible from eye level portion of the toilet roll dispenser. This way innocent civilians are shocked and terrorized by what should be a no brainer, simply idiosyncratically reaching under the dispenser to pull down some paper, yet they trigger the immediate introduction of several grams of fresh sticky icky icky diarrhoea onto their unprotected and unsuspecting hand.
The psychological effects of this tactic are instant. The user understands immediately that they have fallen victim to an indiscriminate attack on their bodily integrity and dignity. Users of state coerced sitting toilets are horrified, and shocked, that the safety they took for granted, has been decimated.
Smearing healthy dollops of shit onto the tap handles is another effective stratagem, users will be rendered helpless in the face of my area denial system, made to return to the community with unwashed hands, and this is after their hands have been treated to the previous terror attack in some cases, it is kind of like two IEDs timed to explode near to each other soon after the other, when the attacker knows in which direction those harmed by the first blast will likely run, in this case, it is straight to the shit covered tap to wash the shit off their hands.
I also enjoy spiking the flush button with an encasement of stool. This is a tried and true tactic for propagating bacteria and ensuring the bowl will continue to fill to capacity throughout the day.
On this, I often target sanitary workers specifically, being aware of their insider status and closeness to power, having direct access to the decision makers in the form of the public toilet administrators. Speak truth to power is what they say… and I like to sometimes take the stool crayola and write on the mirror the following phrase for the janitor to see, it reads ‘clean THIS bitch!’… it goes down a treat.
If there is an open janitor cupboard that catches my eye, I will often take the mop, hide some turd deep inside the mophead that will only be revealed when pressure is applied, or if pressed for time simply smear it all over the handle. It depends.
I have found it really hammers home the message. Until the state listens to my demands for squatting toilets, until it ends the human rights abuses and systematic encouragement of colon cancer, I will continue to fight for my rights and yours, violence and violation are the only weapon we in the bowel movement have left since Washington is pandering to the Big Pharma lobbyists and captains of industry in the cistern sector.
One time I emptied a soap dispenser on a day I had the runs, I opened the top lid of the plastic wall mounted unit, I filled it with liquid shit and poo juice. The awful truth was completely covert until the dispenser button was pressed, some of my most brilliant work. The turd burglar was at his finest hour. I will never forget this day so long as I shall live, too many kids’ lives depend on me to free them from sitting stance toilets, collateral damage is fully justified, how do YOU sleep at night potty training your kid to die using the wrong stance? Shame on you and you can eat my shit and like it.
Another good trick is to unroll some of the toilet paper carefully, about 16 squares in to the roll or so, and place some fecal there… and roll it back up for a spring loaded surprise for the next user. This is a user pays system, and mark my words, the user ends up paying.
I’ve enjoyed my toilet rampages over the years. But often times when large crowds are about I am forced to make do with the only tactic you can do when there is a line waiting to use the cubicle. Rock concerts are great for this, as you can immediately get lost in the crowd when you have to make your exit.
The next user sees you leave, he sees a clean floor (I placed the turd in the bowl with TP glove and flushed it and wiped the floor), so he sees a clean floor, clean bowl, all looks normal, you squeeze past him, and he is so damn happy to have his turn to use the toilet, he just can’t wait to get in there and shut the door. Trouble is he needs to touch the occupied lock once he is there… and once again…. vulnerable to attack… with a giant crowd of sweaty impatient revellers, and having invested 20 minutes in the line up, he is unlikely to dash out to the sink for immediate relief.
I like to think of him using the toilet water to wash his hand in a panic myself, but unfortunately I’ve never been able to observe the fruits of my labor. Perhaps he just sits there taking his evil sitting down stance shit, sitting there, with my shit all over his hand. Maybe he is drunk and he doesn’t know and then touches his face. Hopefully he rubs his eye. Kisses his girlfriend once he gets back to the mosh pit.
I wonder how many impromptu bathroom sexcapades I have put a dampener on. I may have even prevented children being born. Society must see how serious a threat my militant bowel movement poses and do the only sensible thing, give in to my reasonable, health promoting agenda of colon cancer preventing squat toilets. Or it must continue to live in fear of indiscriminate excrement assault.
I’ve escalated the terror recently by taking the fight to the street. In my apartment I freeze several weeks worth of shit in ice cube trays. I am stockpiling an arsenal straight from my ass. At four in the morning during the summer, I place them atop high end automobiles parked in the street. By sunup there is a smear of liquid shit all over the status symbols belonging to sitting shitters which stands in defiance of the government’s ignorance and hubris. I use biofuel powered by solar energy to create a weapon of ass destruction, and I did it all with improvised materials and impunity. Ice cubes of frozen diarrhoea are surprisingly scentless in their frozen form, my freezer smells relatively normal with the door shut.
The pottytariat marches on. It is not only the roof panel ice cube shit smear that I employ as a shitty car bomb… I also like to keep some refrigerated bagged turds, which can be safely handled by those launching the attack, which I can take with me on bombing runs at four in the morning, I target rows of cars, indiscriminately, and take out a plastic zip lock bag of refrigerated stool and a cotton tip applicator and surreptitiously coat the underside of car door handles, I take a flashlight to ensure that no visible shit remains.
Morning comes, the tired wage slaves head for the car, laptop in one hand, coffee in the other, they place the laptop in the pile of shit on the roof while they hunt for the keys… they unlock the vehicle, and reach under the plastic car door handle, only to find they must return inside and find some antiseptic, some battlefield first aid. Ideally I’d like to think they are too rushed and half awake to notice until they are in a traffic jam and begin to smell something. Hopefully they smear it all over their car radio buttons too.
I’ve done church door handles, now that is a good one, a sectarian attack, very novel indeed. A funny one I tried at a public swimming pool one time, in protest of its rigid toilet stance, I took a hard line stance and left them with a tiny nugget of pliable shit, no bigger than the size of several snail pellets, strategically placed inside the spout of a drinking fountain. Like a bullet in the head, more like a spud gun, someone copped it in the mouth, I watched from the sidelines with my camera phone as a really hot young thing in a bikini stepped up to the plate… it was beautiful. I believe this may be the world’s forced recorded scat entrapment. Lifeguard chairs are a good one too, as from eye level the contents of the ‘empty’ seat cannot be seen. Public swimming pools really are vulnerable to attack.
Airport security. All I can say is, I have joined the mile high club when it comes to my turd burgling. I’d imagine there is nothing like being on a medium body jet aircraft, and exiting the airplane toilet and walking back into the cabin wondering who targeted you, mystified, aghast scanning the passengers’ faces wondering who it was that targeted you for what I like to call the ‘hand sanitizer’ (described earlier). Your task is to read the writing on the wall and scrub thoroughly and like it. I’ve super glued shut the plastic flap on the flight toilet once before too. If my demands are not met I will begin super gluing actual human buttock flesh and causing actual bodily harm.
These confessions of an ass bandit serve one purpose and one purpose only, to instil terror. I hope you will join me in my fight against the oppression that caused your uncle’s colon cancer. Every time society makes you sit down to shit they are spitting on the graves of millions of our loved ones. Your mother’s colon cancer was an inside job. George Bush knew ahead of time both of her colons would collapse, and he sat there reading a story book to grade schoolers.
My public toilet terror campaign to end the crimes against humanity the state inflicts by causing bowel cancer by hiding the truth about shitting stance best practice continues to this day. No one is safe, no one is immune to scatological attack.
My organization has the capabilities to launch denial of service attacks, area denial systems, short range drinking fountain missile launches, on any terrain, land, air or sea.
Counter terror agency forensic labs are no doubt in possession of a significant number of stool samples. The government’s sabre rattling only strengthens my resolve, and ensures the targeting of police vehicle door handles.
What started off many years ago in a first salvo that took place in an empty elevator delivered to some unsuspecting and terrified hotel guests, has grown into a civil rights movement to rival the hard won gains of the 1960s.
I am out there. I will not be caught with my pants down. I am willing to die for the cause our kids’ lives depend on, and if the feds ever do catch up with me they will have to touch the door handle first.
I will be fighting to the death in my booby trapped apartment, I’ll die squatting. I’ll be the guy squatting and taking a shit on the floor next to the wall sized city map strategically dotted with drawing pins indicating strikes I take responsibility for. The fridge will be full of smelly ice cube trays. I have decided to give you a head start people, I am warning you that the bowel movement exists, you are not safe, heed the message, meet my demands, lobby for change.
I have confessed to my tactical operations here today, I made the decision to come out of the water closet to let the public know I am not a killer. I am not an evil man. I only seek to reduce the incidence of polyps in our community.
In the meantime, you’ve been warned… terror strikes anywhere and at any moment. Take my word for it… I promise to be there to wipe that shit eating grin off your face.
paddle bitch needs to be kicked in the crotch - nothing more hilarious than a stupid woman crying and writhing on the ground for hours on end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSTpgR7FXO8&fmt=18
I will see meet one on Friday, and one on Saturday. I’ll keep you posted.
He’s got you there, stuffedgirl.
ROFL @ THE LAST CALLER!!!!
“I can tell what you want” LMFAO!!!!
DM is the mesiah of manlyhood
if we et hit in the balls it hurts a lot but for only a few minutes but if they get hit in the boobs they hurt as much as us but it can last up to a day.
men > women
Apparently because of your game, you only get attention from men from this site. You even have a site do draw attention to yourself but you are comeing back here. Why? because you are not getting any attention there. But it seems that won’t last too long either, since they already got bored of you. Yawn.
Bitches, fuck em all….
Would you like to be raped and murdered? Then why don’t you shut your cake / cock hole and crawl away dripping creampies from betwixt your cellulite queen pins and return to the corner of the internet you choose to play ‘play dough’ with the english language that we invented and permitted you to be taught.
When are you gonna realize you cunts, all we taught you to speak and write for was so we could see who phoned during a meeting.
Then we lost control of you, except those in the sex industry, and comas.
I like to rub one out to the most violent sadistic bukkake videos available. I have 5.1 surround sound of sloppy blowbangs and gurgling gagging noises throughout my apartment. It takes me about 20 seconds to come. I also like to go to the brothel and pay sluts to humiliate themselves for my entertainment.
Why do I do all these things? Because if I didn’t have these things… I would have been shot dead by the police after gunning down at least 37 of you malignant cunts.
So you can understand, when you make someone so disgusted with femininity, when you behave like such obscenities, that the only fucking respite I have from having to share the planet with you is to sexually abuse you and slap a few whores around…. you know your behavior as a sex must disturb men. Men are disgusted in you women. You have degraded all it used to mean to be a woman. Now you are nothing but sluts, want to throw kids in childcare and be ‘career women’, fucking you is like throwing sausages down a hall and or fucking a bag of shaved ham, or a lathered up wetsuit leg…
HAHAHAHA
fuckin wetsuit that is gold
anyway…. violent sex and quasi rape keeps me from taking you out
When your life, yes YOU bitch, when your very life is hanging by a thread of five minute old semen in my undies from the violent nut I just rubbed out as I watched rough secretary porn….
when the only thing standing between you and a bullet in the head, is my mangled and distorted sense of tension release…. you know your behavior as women needs to change…. you know you’ve tilted the world in a little too fucked up a direction.
I value my life and freedom, not yours. I’d murder you in cold blood in a second if I had terminal cancer. Mark my fucking words.
I hope someone snaps in the next public place you are in to be honest. I’d love to whack off to the news footage of your burning bus.
Fucking die, in hell, regards, SMash.
What’s the difference between being a child in the belly of a comatose coalburner, and being in a so called ‘conscious’ mother’s belly?
You’re guaranteed not to be murdered by your own mother in some Roe v Wade killing spree. Instead of ducking coathangers for nine months, the worst that might happen is a few stray drips of coon splooge make their way into your vicinity.
What’s another word for coalburner?
There was this slut in a coma for three years, google it… the (black) orderly in charge of her feeding tube used to fuck her every night he could, every time the coast was clear at like 4am. He’d come in her because he was (black) dumb as fuck. Anyway long story short the coma ‘rape’ ‘victim’ got preggers….
Nine months later they gave her a C section, DNA tested the clone, sent the coon to where his brothers live for 20 years to life…
Moral of the story?
Even a bitch in a coma can give birth and carry a fucking baby.
Easiest most non annoying pregnancy in the history of man, no footrubs for this cunt! Just a craving in the middle of the night for chocolate creampies!!!
I AM ON FIRE TODAY BOYS !!!!!! hahaahahaha
How dare you, she has a vagina! She can give birth! Of course she can handle a child more then a man with a good job, common sense, and a good work ethic! Just look at the ghettos, PERFECT example of women being better parents then men! Look at all those sucess stories!
Hooray I have heard a few men calling you up on your madness.
I think you need to cry, over this website, over your sunglasses, over your lack of game.
I would cry if I was related to a populist like you. You are one of the people who are going to have the internet censored beside a lot of bandwith is wasted.
http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
^ Any guy in that situation should leave her to fuck up her own life. You don’t make a living out of dreams of ponies and rainbows. It takes hard fucking work.
And I know the courts are gynocentric, but I can’t see a deadbeat, lazy mother being awarded custody of the kids over a father who works to provide for them.
Yea Little 47 yo Denise loves music, what could possibly be wrong with this?? Like some other cunts advise us here “Why don’t we stop being occupied with women, don’t we have better thing to do, women are just the way they are, why dont you men deal with it”
Men As Beasts of Burden
By Marty Nemko
There are five widows for every widower.
Kevin, 37, is a computer programmer, making $80,000 a year, $48,000 after taxes. His wife, Lisa, stays home to take care of their two-year old. She is pregnant with another child, and eager for them to buy a home. Kevin doesn’t like being a programmer, but fears that a career change will mean a salary cut.
I asked Kevin, “Is owning a home important to you?” He replied, “It’s very important to Lisa.” I asked him how he felt about having the second child. He sighed, “Okay, but Lisa really wants it.”
I asked, “When you first called me, you said you feel the stress is killing you. Should you be shouldering all the family’s financial responsibilities?” He pursed his lips: “Lisa reminds me that before we got married, I agreed to have two kids. She says, and I guess I agree, that to bring our kids up right and maintain a home is a full-time job. And she doesn’t have my earning capacity.” Kevin rubbed his head.
Over the past 17 years, I have been career coach to 1,500 middle and upper class women and to 500 middle-to-upper class men. Because of our relationships’ confidentiality, I have learned much about what women really think on a number of issues.
Most surprising to me, is that at least half of the women, including many graduates of elite colleges, either don’t want an income-earning job or will only work part-time in an unusually pleasant job.
A recent New York Times article suggests that my clients are not an anomaly. It reported that the number of stay-at-home moms has increased 13 percent in less than a decade, and among working women, 2/3 work part-time. This is true even of graduates of prestigious colleges, women who were bestowed a fiercely competed-for slot at an elite college on the assumption they would use that coveted degree to make a big difference in the world.
Few of those women’s application essays indicated they planned to be housewives. Yet among Stanford’s class of ’81, in just their first decade after graduation, 57 percent of mothers spent at least a year at home full-time. One in four stayed home full-time for three or more years. A survey of the women from the Harvard Business School classes of 1981, 1985, and 1991 found that only 38 percent of all women—even if childless–were working full time. And beyond the elite colleges, among white men, 95% of all MBAs in the U.S. work full time, while the number for white women was just 67 percent.
And “full-time” doesn’t mean the same for men and women. Among my 1,500 female clients and many friends, very few are willing to sacrifice work/life balance to work the 60+ hours a week it normally takes to rise to the top of a profession.
Yet women’s groups complain that women are “underrepresented” in the power professions: senior executives, professors, etc., because of a glass ceiling they claim is erected by men.
Of course, there are many ambitious, achieving women who are men’s equals or superiors. But many of my female clients and friends prefer the life of a housewife, perhaps augmented by a pleasant little part-time job, even if it means their husband, whom they claim to love, must work long, hard hours on jobs few women would consider. For example, the vast majority of people who work in iron foundries, coalmines, and other clanging, polluted environments are men. According to the United States Bureau of Labor Statistics, 92 percent of workplace deaths occur to men.
Dan, a client of mine (name changed) avoided breathing carcinogenic air, but his life is still at risk. He has two masters degrees in counseling, but in the big city, where it seems there’s a therapist under every rock, hasn’t been able to land a job as a counselor. He has a few private clients, which in total earn him $6,000 a year. He adds $8,000 as a mock patient in a medical school, and at night, Dan, 54, moonlights as a waiter at a large restaurant. He says, “It’s almost ¼ mile from the kitchen to the farthest table, so when I get home at one in the morning, I’m exhausted. But I’m still so wired, I need a couple of glasses of wine to get to sleep. If I’m lucky, I get five hours of sleep before I have to get up again.”
Dan’s cunt Denise, a Cornell graduate, is 47 and says she’s a musician. But in their years together, her net income has averaged just $800 a year. When Dan encourages Denise to get a job that pays, she objects:“ But I love being a musician. I’m trying to make a living at it.” He keeps urging her to get a paying job, but after a while, he gives up. He can’t make her get a job.
Meanwhile, Dan continues to drag himself through life like an ox yoked to a plow, a beast of burden. “I don’t know how long I can keep this up.” Statistically, he’s right. Medical science is unequivocal that stress and overwork kills. No doubt, that contributes to their being five widows for every widower.
http://www.martynemko.com/articles/men-as-beasts-burden_id1228
this is a great article ‘men as beasts of burden’ about we are killing ourselves just to own one of these vaginas. Far cheaper to rent.
DM I have been having a great flame war on Slate.com about that fucking rug muncher who claims to be the first ‘man’ to give birth… I used your ’shammy’ pussy term, which I loved. I used it in a different context. I love you like a brother, so I thought I would share the an excerpt from my dyke shemales raising children and liberals having no problem with that flame war…. I hope you come over to the link and share some points of view on the fact that it sex can can only happen between a man and a woman.
“http://fray.slate.com/discuss/forums/thread/1475004.aspx?ArticleID=21 94977
“Crimes such as raising a child to think gender roles meant nothing throughout human history and mean nothing today to the sanctity of the family, denying a child by design a relationship with its biological father, giving it a hobbling three legged dog of a pseudofather, who is nothing but a pathological neurotic example of the mangled human psyches that pervade that particular class of people who identify as homosexual or transsexual, a measly, pathetic example of a mangled brutalized by arrested socialization of a human being inhabiting a brutalized body with no doubt enough dna damage from experimental rubbish treatments to guarantee the newborn some childhood cancer!
These mangled psychopaths who care nothing for the mental health of their child and blatantly smear nature and spit in the face of billions of years of nature and without a second thought gang rape mother nature for their own sick desires to raise some chimera of a grotesque ‘family’… this ‘thing’ has chosen to give up its humanity by becoming a dangerous criminal who plays with nature like some sickening fat child with man boobs with a chemistry set of psychological and biological rape.
Fuck him/her/it! I hope it gets forced to watch its child violently committed from the psychosis that will now ensue from the sickening upbringing it will now get from these rabid dogs of former human beings.
Shaving your fucking adam’s apple off with a fucking scalpel are you fucking kidding me!! Have you ever heard of anything more fucking sick?
What a sight to behold this sad fucking mentally fucked dyke must have been, sitting there in the delivery room with her hairy legs spread, tits cut off by some Dr. Mengele type years ago, giant steroid inflated clit bulging like some imitation phallic bulging out of her fucking haggis flaps like some chewed up shammy…
…heaving and dropping a nugget of mangled humanity ripe to be spoiled by ideology and nutcase psychotic garbage values… real daddy nowhere to be seen, some college student who busted a fucking nut over a porno into a jar for a quick buck, in our sick fucking world that commodifies the very building blocks of humanity and sells it for a profit to the kind of fuckups, who suck so much at life, they should be fucking lepers and pariahs to us, not some fucking curiosity that we tiptoe around with PC language and fascination.
These fucking cunts ought to be burned at the fucking steak. Along with a jar containing whatever fucking body parts they have had cut off them by evil Mengele types who profit from clear mental illness. Purge them from the fucking earth. Destroy every fucking remnant of these motherfuckers.
These motherfuckers suck at life. May a fucking age of reason fucking dawn, before another chimera fucking kid drops out of the shammy and into the bucket of filth that is the degraded crass fucking western world.
These motherfuckers are what we deserve. They are what they deserve. Them simply having this baby, is a fucking hate crime against the tens of thousands of generations of homo sapiens that worked to mark the upward surge of mankind.
These motherfuckers, these motherless fucking cunts, these crawling, tumors of human beings, need a fucking 30 cent Winchester bullet between the fucking eyes. They need a fucking visit from CPS, and then they need to be turned into spare kidneys for the innocent people on donormatch.com who have never taken a shit on what nature gave them, never desecrated their fucking bodies, now they are dying, while some fucking chimera pig rug munchers are playing house.
Fucking die in hell the lot of you.
These motherfuckers ought to know… there is a big fucking difference between ‘bigoted fear’ and visceral innate disgust and revulsion at crimes against nature. The gap between these two concepts is about 4 billion fucking years wide. Spit on fucking nature at your sucking at life peril.
The only thing these criminal rug munchers need to know is this… it is a good thing they sold society on the lie that they are not criminals… because now they have the justice system to protect them from being killed. Because that is all that is standing between them and being killed… the threat of the justice system taking the murderer’s freedom away in reprisal. There are many, many people that would like to fucking kill these garbage people. There is no moral barrier to wiping these cunts out. They fucking rape the concept of family, they rape the future of mankind, they fuck the next generation’s minds three ways from Sunday… they are psychotic bulls in the china shop of life, they are a cancer of our time… and there is no moral barrier to their summary execution.
What in the fuck… I mean what in the fuck… is wrong with you cunting liberal fucks who hate seeing the planet raped… but the social fucking order that carried mankind safely up from the dawn of man, the family, the reason you are fucking sane, the concept of the family, which is bound like fucking superglue to biology, you hate seeing carbon emissions, but rape the family, load it with GHB and pass it around like a fucking bong gang raping it, is totally fucking fine with you people? What the fuck? You’re nothing but sheep.
The past of humanity depended on the family, the future depends on the family. If every soldier in world war 2 on our winning allied side, was ‘raised’ in some sick chimera cripple of a family with a fucking ‘dad’ with a giant clit for a cock, and giant abrasions from a fucking angle grinder where it’s tits used to be, we’d be about 6% of the way into the thousand year reich.
I hope someone with some sense develops a genetic bioweapon to destroy ‘gays’. Oh wait, nature already fucking did, the anally injected death sentence.
Drive a hybrid! let sperm be a commodity! let shemales raise kids! let me kill kids before they are born because I treat my junk like a theme park! let me fucking call YOU a bigot! I’ve thought about the future of mankind! If we listen to fucking morons who say all we need to do is get more ‘progressive’ and cut carbon, then we will be fine.
I fucking hope someone at the end of their rope, and with months to live from brain cancer, who works at NORAD, fucking launches the entire arsenal at the homeland. Start again. Wipe it clean. You fucked it up. You don’t give a fuck.
Come on motherfuckers! you predictable parakeet motherless cunts… shower me with epithets and mindless kneejerk PC mantras and shaming language… because I not only sound like I give a fuck, I look like a give a fuck… because you’ve impressed me so much the quality thought generated by your enslaved and worthless minds… I am just dying to come by and watch my ass get pilloried with the most lame fucking responses your worthless PC ‘upbringings’ have conditioned you for…
Come on you fucking baby killers! Time for the fucking folk psychology you fucking morons! Die in a fire. I mean it.
Anyone who sees these ‘things’, these ‘families’ should be raising children, is a pedophile. ”
FUCK RUG MUNCHING SHEMALES AND FUCK ANYONE WHO DISAGREES.
Congatulations MAN, Everything that works deserves attention. Keep us posted and share the detales.
OMFG these make my day brighter. Keep them coming mr masterson!
wow that last chick sounded hot as hell, i wonder how hard it really is to find women like that….
Horse pussy ahahaha, I’ll remember that one.
Here’s a video of typical woman behavior. It appears to be staged for a comedy show, but it’s so true. Bitch A is a whore and bitch B is a whiny cunt.
http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-hits-on-girls-boyfriend.html?ref= track7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgS4s8uY_p8&feature=related
This is another don’t-get-married video, but this guy does it much more strongly, ending with: don’t get married you stupid bastards!
Ever notice how women speak for too long on these? Men are better than women at getting to the goddamn point and not just babbling on endlessly. I had more to say but I’ll end here because I wasn’t born with the handicap of being female.
One ball hangs lower than the other so they don’t bump each other constantly. Also, a man getting hit in the balls is the anatomical equivalent of a woman getting hit in the ovaries under her flesh. The pain from that, of course, would put any woman into a coma. Men are better than women.
I made an interesting experience. Yesterday, I put an ad on Craig List in my area. I offered to mentor fat women to help them lose weight. I said I would tell them what people think of them without sugar coating, that I would humiliate them, spank them, and maybe give them sex when they reach goals in losing weight. I basically told them I would treat them like fat slobs.
I got 5 women interested in 24 hours. All want to be treated like shit as long as they can use it to lose weight. 2 of them are only like 30 pounds overweight. One of them is too far away from my location and said I should open a franchise in her area, or if I pass by, to please call her. They all sent pictures, and 2 of them sent a phone number. Ages vary from 25 to 45.
Amazing…
“Horsepussy” = throwing a hot dog down the hallway.
I’m suprised no whore as come to this page in an attempt to babble endlessly to defend women
It could also be called “Female Tweaching Syndrome” I have learned this term “tweaching” from one girl who told me that after getting fucked in her ass good, this is what she feels next day - this tweaching, but she was smileing as she was saying this, to me cos I was the one who fucked her a day earlier. But this women are tweaching and are not smileing cos they fucked only themselves with a dildo up in their asses, so I guess it’s more complex feeling like a whole syndrom, like “Female Tourettes Twaching Syndrome”
“I have two words for you: Female Tourettes Syndrome”
I just visited the brothel. Fuck I laughed. This cunt was telling me she had only that day had a family lunch with her brothers around the table. And that very night I was fucking her, a total stranger, for a mere 50 bucks. What a malignant cunt and baby killer.
She looked better with a cock in her mouth than when her unloved dental situation was apparent. You can really tell by a cunt’s mouth whether her parents gave a fuck about her when she was growing up. Who said cunt’s don’t have teeth Vagina Dentata.
Hey DM
It just accured to me that these women who call and call you names are actually doing their version of affirmations, they actually wanna feel better this way. So funny - sad. And the other girl who liked you - she is all happy woman because she is not doing their version of affirmations.
And as far as cunt’s comment on man having a small dick a comeback could be - does that mean you got a swamp between your legs?