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Comment by jamesford
2008-07-07 13:51:12 - IP Man-Hash: e83e90d8f1eeb

I made an interesting experience. Yesterday, I put an ad on Craig List in my area. I offered to mentor fat women to help them lose weight. I said I would tell them what people think of them without sugar coating, that I would humiliate them, spank them, and maybe give them sex when they reach goals in losing weight. I basically told them I would treat them like fat slobs.

I got 5 women interested in 24 hours. All want to be treated like shit as long as they can use it to lose weight. 2 of them are only like 30 pounds overweight. One of them is too far away from my location and said I should open a franchise in her area, or if I pass by, to please call her. They all sent pictures, and 2 of them sent a phone number. Ages vary from 25 to 45.

Amazing…

 
Comment by Neil
2008-07-07 13:38:26 - IP Man-Hash: a3db87f5de1e8

“Horsepussy” = throwing a hot dog down the hallway.

 
Comment by Zelrio
2008-07-07 13:10:41 - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab

I’m suprised no whore as come to this page in an attempt to babble endlessly to defend women

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-07 12:35:36 - IP Man-Hash: 647e843ebb158

Chris said:

“I have two words for you: Female Tourettes Syndrome”

It could also be called “Female Tweaching Syndrome” I have learned this term “tweaching” from one girl who told me that after getting fucked in her ass good, this is what she feels next day - this tweaching, but she was smileing as she was saying this, to me cos I was the one who fucked her a day earlier. But this women are tweaching and are not smileing cos they fucked only themselves with a dildo up in their asses, so I guess it’s more complex feeling like a whole syndrom, like “Female Tourettes Twaching Syndrome”

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-07 12:20:36 - IP Man-Hash: 81c4f02ba345b

“I have two words for you: Female Tourettes Syndrome”

 
Comment by SMash
2008-07-07 11:06:09 - IP Man-Hash: d740664fe5a80

I just visited the brothel. Fuck I laughed. This cunt was telling me she had only that day had a family lunch with her brothers around the table. And that very night I was fucking her, a total stranger, for a mere 50 bucks. What a malignant cunt and baby killer.

She looked better with a cock in her mouth than when her unloved dental situation was apparent. You can really tell by a cunt’s mouth whether her parents gave a fuck about her when she was growing up. Who said cunt’s don’t have teeth Vagina Dentata.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-07 11:01:49 - IP Man-Hash: 647e843ebb158

Hey DM

It just accured to me that these women who call and call you names are actually doing their version of affirmations, they actually wanna feel better this way. So funny - sad. And the other girl who liked you - she is all happy woman because she is not doing their version of affirmations.

And as far as cunt’s comment on man having a small dick a comeback could be - does that mean you got a swamp between your legs?

 
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