Hey jack ass! I’m not a girl but you need to Stop your red neck comments! I know it’s america but you stop makeing red neck comments! You make me sick you piece of crap! I’d sleep with one eye open basterd! >=D

En trouwens wat bereik je er eigenlijk mee?
En al zouden er zoveel mannen bij je sekte toevoegen, komt er dan een man- vrouw oorlog? Nee natuurlijk niet. Ik denk dat we allemaal wel wat beters aan ons hoofd hebben. En daarmee weerhoudt je zowel mannen en vrouwen er niet van om gewoon relaties aan te gaan op welke wijze dan ook. Concentreer je liever op dingen die wel degelijk het verschil maken. Voor alle nederlandse lezers die op deze site hoe dan ook terecht zijn gekomen.

Sandra

If you believe in your God, why do you say at the same time, that God has making mistakes, like a woman, otherwise you dont complainig about it. So you believe in God but that God is incompleted because a woman exist. So God is no longer a God. Because a real God is perfect, otherwise its no God. And God doesn’t make mistakes. Or maybe your God exist, but you making a mistake. Don’t worry, you can always be happy, its just wat you believe.
Sandra.

I think your try to thrick the men on planet earth. I think you can better use your energie for a higher consequence; result.
And prepare uman bieïngs for protecting themselve against mindcontrol. Your thinking is only reaching in a little demension. But you have to learn to think in a bigger demension.
Sandra

I think your try to thrick the men on planet earth. I think you can better use your energie for a higher consequence; result.
And prepare uman bieïngs for protecting themselve against mindcontrol. Your thinking is only reaching in a little demension. But you have to learn to think in a bigger demension.
Sand

I don’t believe in the God where you talking about. I think that the God where you talking about only exist in our mind.

You don’t have to explain my kind of typing, because you can’t. Only I know for sure why am typing like th*s !

Sandra fr*m th* Ne*herlands.

There are good woman and good men. There are also bad woman and bad men. But no men is better then a woman. And no one said that you have to marry, but o one can say that a woman has to listing to a men, because she dousnt. And who makes always war and poiting in other directions !!! Yes those are men. Not every men, but they are men. Sandra from the Netherlands.

I think that no woman wants to F*ck Dick Masterson for free.
And I think that other man are much nicer then Dick Masterson.
Dick Masterson tell you a lot of story’s you already know, ore words with no meaning.
Dick Masterson are yo hurt by a woman ? Well am hurt by a man, but that doesn’t make all man stupid !
And Dick why do you need a website? Is your ego not big anough.

Sandra from the Netherlands dropped by.

Hans said:

Mangeek said:

paddle bitch needs to be kicked in the crotch - nothing more hilarious than a stupid woman crying and writhing on the ground for hours on end.

Actually there is.
Desperate Single Moms and their deviant brood.

I can explain that. Since the breakdown of (vestigial) Anglo-American patriarchy in the 60s, women now only breed with low IQ, sociopathic males (this preference is linked to their low IQs and attachment to the Stone Age). The lice produced by these unions tend to have low IQs, low impulse control and other sociopathic conditions. Hence these incestuous nocturnal activities.

Thought: why should we foot the bill for single mothers? Let the skanks starve.

stuffgirlslike said:

Hooray I have heard a few men calling you up on your madness.

I think you need to cry, over this website, over your sunglasses, over your lack of game.

I would cry if I was related to a populist like you. You are one of the people who are going to have the internet censored beside a lot of bandwith is wasted.

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

Jeezus, your site is dull as ditch-water… no wonder you have to come here for attention.

Mangeek said:

paddle bitch needs to be kicked in the crotch - nothing more hilarious than a stupid woman crying and writhing on the ground for hours on end.

Actually there is.
Desperate Single Moms and their deviant brood.

jamesford said:

studioline said:

jamesford said:

Congatulations MAN, Everything that works deserves attention. Keep us posted and share the detales.

I will see meet one on Friday, and one on Saturday. I’ll keep you posted.

Ok man, go for it.

As a prolific ‘public shitter’… that is… someone who enjoys excreting turds in public places… I must say I am rather concerned about this sickening business of charging people to take a shit. Especially when they are not even building public toilets which encourage the correct squatting stance method, which is something I am passionate about. It promotes health, vitality, and is the way in which Homo sapiens is evolutionarily adapted to shit.
For millions of years, human beings could drop where they stood and take a quick shit, it slides right out if you do it this way. In fact, this is the healthiest way to take a shit. The following link a wonderful product named ‘Nature’s Platform’, a product which transforms your sitting toilet into a squatting one, with a collapsible platform which is placed over your standard draconian sitting stance toilet, ensuring nature can operate unhindered, and prevent polyps from developing… I urge you to follow the link briefly, to understand the science behind this vital human rights issue before reading the rest of my post…
http://www.naturesplatform.com/
It should be noted that billions of human beings, right now in 2008, shit squatting, and there is a huge difference to the pressure placed on the anatomy by having a movement depending on the stance, and the western way, the sitting down way, which developed in English royal courts several hundred years ago with invention of the water cabinet, has marked the upward surge of colon cancer. The widespread use of sitting toilets has only been a reality since the mid 19th century.
Our bodies have not had time to adapt to this radical perversion of nature’s intended shitting stance, and millions of people have died as a result of this. The hidden pottycaust, is a boon for Big Pharma, and Big Oncology, who have deftly manoeuvred to hide from the public the sickening truth of this preventable genocide, employing tactics such as setting up slush funds to finance celebrity spokespeople like Katie Couric to shill ‘colonoscopies’ to innocent people who have been duped into shitting sitting down their whole lives.
This hidden scatological holocaust, has radicalized me. And here today I am ready to confess to the unwitting public the nature and scope of my unilateral stand for human rights in shitting stance policy nationwide. Public toilets are a key element of the indoctrination process… governments design and construct toilets, systematically designed to coerce you into shitting in the sitting down position. Industry and employers collude to ensure you have no freedom even in the workplace toilets. I have resolved to agitate for toilet stance reform across all levels of government.
I call for across the board dismantling of all existing public toilet infrastructure than cannot be demonstrated to provide consumer choice, and informed health guidelines regarding shitting stance best practice. I call for a moratorium on future public works involving one sided designs which plan only for sitting down style flush toilets.
The indoctrination of our toddlers is a primary concern earmarked for attention and an awareness raising campaign. I aim for global non-proliferation of sitting toilet centric ideology to children under the age of consent. We have no right to lay down the polyps from an early age with our paternalistic sitting down shitting dogma.
The children are our future, and the colons of the young have been targeted as lifelong customers of both the sitting down toilet industry, and later on in life, Big Oncology and Big Pharma plan to get in on the act and tear your kids a new one.
After writing various senators, congressmen, and captains of sanitary industry and being stonewalled at every turn, I became fed up. So I used the only weapon the system left me with, my shit.
You see, because I am a believer in the squatting position, and in Nature’s Platform, which I do own… I am sick of entering public toilets and being reminded of the genocide taking place. It is like entering a gas chamber at Auschwitz, once you have seen the truth of the hidden shitting stance silent killer, you cannot stand by and ignore the carnage while your fellow citizens die en masse.
This is why I have become a militant activist in a one man separatist faction designed to force government’s hand to act and act now. The political process has failed, diplomacy has broken down, I have, I am afraid, turned to violence and terrorist activities to further the cause of squat shitting in the west. The monopoly of sitting down shitting must be smashed, for every day dozens of corpses are rolled into the mass graves that show us the telltale evidence of the hidden fecal holocaust.
In order to get the ear of government, I have been forced to target innocent civilians. What you are about to learn will shock you to your core, and instil fear and terror in the hearts of men, women and children nationwide.
If you’ve ever been to a public toilet, and there has been a turd BESIDE the toilet itself, beside the cistern, then you can be sure it was me. When faced with a public toilet that does not have Nature’s Platform installed, which is 100% of the time so far in my life, I have, in protest, as a political protest for human rights, in defence of my bodily integrity, and knowing the sitting position is linked to colon cancer, I simply squat down in front of or beside the toilet, take a shit, grab the paper to wipe my ass and leave the turd on the floor in disgust at the state coercion that seeks to forcibly have me take a shit in the sitting position. I leave the toilet paper on the floor too just to make sure the message sinks in.
The sitting position dates back only to the medieval period with widespread use occurring only a few generations ago… people have been shitting in the squatting position since early man. It is my human right to take a shit in the bodily stance which our bodies are best adapted to. We are talking colon cancer here! So where is the state on this? Think they give a fuck? No. They want you to pay to get bowel cancer. They want you to pay for the public toilets that are digging your grave and handing your life savings to rich doctors and criminal drug companies.
I have not taken a shit sitting down in seven years… and I don’t take state coercion sitting down either. That is why you will know me by the trail of the turds. Beside the toilet, in front of the toilet, in the entry to the toilet, under the hand dryer, I might even pick it up with the TP and leave it in the sink for you… the message is clear… my calling card is a mark of smeared shit on the mirror… I use it like a crayola wrapped in TP… I smear it on the tap handles…why do I do this? Because I am a militant squatting shitter separatist activist, from my own one man militant squat shitting separatist faction splinter group.
These terror tactics are a conscious political decision to make it clear I will not be coerced by the state into sitting down to shit, either you provide me with a squatting toilet, or the attacks continue, simple as that. The state will meet my demands or continue to have its citizens live in fear and terror of fecal vandalism, fecal strategic displacement, undermining user confidence and spreading widespread panic, possibly even pathogens. It is in essence a biological attack on a public facility. I can strike at any time. I’m loaded with burritos and I don’t take prisoners.
Squat shitting is nature’s way. One time I had tapeworms, and I never would have even known if I hadn’t have looked down and seen my shit on the floor with worms crawling around in it. The health benefits just go on and on you see.
If my shit had been covered in water in the bowl, this important health information would have been obscured. Just as the state has obscured the benefits of squat shitting. The cancer industry and Big Pharma know they will have plenty of hapless colon cancer patients to profit from, hapless sitting shitters who all their lives spat in the face of the way nature wants us to shit.
Like command controlled IEDs have been developed over time in Iraq, replacing the primitive pressure trigger devices, I too have refined my tactics in my war of fecal independence.
Some of the separatist actions you may have encountered that instilled terror into your soul include….
Improvised shock and awe tactic of picking up the floor turd with TP, protecting me from the biological weapon, as well as preventing any fingerprints… I like to grab hold of the turd and write on the mirror in the communal area of the toilet block…and write political slogans on the mirror to send a message to the Man… some favorite slogans are the following;
’stool warrior woz ere 08′
‘too cool for stool’
‘you’ll never evict this squatter’
‘you want the rot to stop? Let us squat!’
Another favorite tactical response to state coercion in shit stance is this; I like to strategically place a concealed amount of fecal matter just under the visible from eye level portion of the toilet roll dispenser. This way innocent civilians are shocked and terrorized by what should be a no brainer, simply idiosyncratically reaching under the dispenser to pull down some paper, yet they trigger the immediate introduction of several grams of fresh sticky icky icky diarrhoea onto their unprotected and unsuspecting hand.
The psychological effects of this tactic are instant. The user understands immediately that they have fallen victim to an indiscriminate attack on their bodily integrity and dignity. Users of state coerced sitting toilets are horrified, and shocked, that the safety they took for granted, has been decimated.
Smearing healthy dollops of shit onto the tap handles is another effective stratagem, users will be rendered helpless in the face of my area denial system, made to return to the community with unwashed hands, and this is after their hands have been treated to the previous terror attack in some cases, it is kind of like two IEDs timed to explode near to each other soon after the other, when the attacker knows in which direction those harmed by the first blast will likely run, in this case, it is straight to the shit covered tap to wash the shit off their hands.
I also enjoy spiking the flush button with an encasement of stool. This is a tried and true tactic for propagating bacteria and ensuring the bowl will continue to fill to capacity throughout the day.
On this, I often target sanitary workers specifically, being aware of their insider status and closeness to power, having direct access to the decision makers in the form of the public toilet administrators. Speak truth to power is what they say… and I like to sometimes take the stool crayola and write on the mirror the following phrase for the janitor to see, it reads ‘clean THIS bitch!’… it goes down a treat.
If there is an open janitor cupboard that catches my eye, I will often take the mop, hide some turd deep inside the mophead that will only be revealed when pressure is applied, or if pressed for time simply smear it all over the handle. It depends.
I have found it really hammers home the message. Until the state listens to my demands for squatting toilets, until it ends the human rights abuses and systematic encouragement of colon cancer, I will continue to fight for my rights and yours, violence and violation are the only weapon we in the bowel movement have left since Washington is pandering to the Big Pharma lobbyists and captains of industry in the cistern sector.
One time I emptied a soap dispenser on a day I had the runs, I opened the top lid of the plastic wall mounted unit, I filled it with liquid shit and poo juice. The awful truth was completely covert until the dispenser button was pressed, some of my most brilliant work. The turd burglar was at his finest hour. I will never forget this day so long as I shall live, too many kids’ lives depend on me to free them from sitting stance toilets, collateral damage is fully justified, how do YOU sleep at night potty training your kid to die using the wrong stance? Shame on you and you can eat my shit and like it.
Another good trick is to unroll some of the toilet paper carefully, about 16 squares in to the roll or so, and place some fecal there… and roll it back up for a spring loaded surprise for the next user. This is a user pays system, and mark my words, the user ends up paying.
I’ve enjoyed my toilet rampages over the years. But often times when large crowds are about I am forced to make do with the only tactic you can do when there is a line waiting to use the cubicle. Rock concerts are great for this, as you can immediately get lost in the crowd when you have to make your exit.
The next user sees you leave, he sees a clean floor (I placed the turd in the bowl with TP glove and flushed it and wiped the floor), so he sees a clean floor, clean bowl, all looks normal, you squeeze past him, and he is so damn happy to have his turn to use the toilet, he just can’t wait to get in there and shut the door. Trouble is he needs to touch the occupied lock once he is there… and once again…. vulnerable to attack… with a giant crowd of sweaty impatient revellers, and having invested 20 minutes in the line up, he is unlikely to dash out to the sink for immediate relief.
I like to think of him using the toilet water to wash his hand in a panic myself, but unfortunately I’ve never been able to observe the fruits of my labor. Perhaps he just sits there taking his evil sitting down stance shit, sitting there, with my shit all over his hand. Maybe he is drunk and he doesn’t know and then touches his face. Hopefully he rubs his eye. Kisses his girlfriend once he gets back to the mosh pit.
I wonder how many impromptu bathroom sexcapades I have put a dampener on. I may have even prevented children being born. Society must see how serious a threat my militant bowel movement poses and do the only sensible thing, give in to my reasonable, health promoting agenda of colon cancer preventing squat toilets. Or it must continue to live in fear of indiscriminate excrement assault.
I’ve escalated the terror recently by taking the fight to the street. In my apartment I freeze several weeks worth of shit in ice cube trays. I am stockpiling an arsenal straight from my ass. At four in the morning during the summer, I place them atop high end automobiles parked in the street. By sunup there is a smear of liquid shit all over the status symbols belonging to sitting shitters which stands in defiance of the government’s ignorance and hubris. I use biofuel powered by solar energy to create a weapon of ass destruction, and I did it all with improvised materials and impunity. Ice cubes of frozen diarrhoea are surprisingly scentless in their frozen form, my freezer smells relatively normal with the door shut.
The pottytariat marches on. It is not only the roof panel ice cube shit smear that I employ as a shitty car bomb… I also like to keep some refrigerated bagged turds, which can be safely handled by those launching the attack, which I can take with me on bombing runs at four in the morning, I target rows of cars, indiscriminately, and take out a plastic zip lock bag of refrigerated stool and a cotton tip applicator and surreptitiously coat the underside of car door handles, I take a flashlight to ensure that no visible shit remains.
Morning comes, the tired wage slaves head for the car, laptop in one hand, coffee in the other, they place the laptop in the pile of shit on the roof while they hunt for the keys… they unlock the vehicle, and reach under the plastic car door handle, only to find they must return inside and find some antiseptic, some battlefield first aid. Ideally I’d like to think they are too rushed and half awake to notice until they are in a traffic jam and begin to smell something. Hopefully they smear it all over their car radio buttons too.
I’ve done church door handles, now that is a good one, a sectarian attack, very novel indeed. A funny one I tried at a public swimming pool one time, in protest of its rigid toilet stance, I took a hard line stance and left them with a tiny nugget of pliable shit, no bigger than the size of several snail pellets, strategically placed inside the spout of a drinking fountain. Like a bullet in the head, more like a spud gun, someone copped it in the mouth, I watched from the sidelines with my camera phone as a really hot young thing in a bikini stepped up to the plate… it was beautiful. I believe this may be the world’s forced recorded scat entrapment. Lifeguard chairs are a good one too, as from eye level the contents of the ‘empty’ seat cannot be seen. Public swimming pools really are vulnerable to attack.
Airport security. All I can say is, I have joined the mile high club when it comes to my turd burgling. I’d imagine there is nothing like being on a medium body jet aircraft, and exiting the airplane toilet and walking back into the cabin wondering who targeted you, mystified, aghast scanning the passengers’ faces wondering who it was that targeted you for what I like to call the ‘hand sanitizer’ (described earlier). Your task is to read the writing on the wall and scrub thoroughly and like it. I’ve super glued shut the plastic flap on the flight toilet once before too. If my demands are not met I will begin super gluing actual human buttock flesh and causing actual bodily harm.
These confessions of an ass bandit serve one purpose and one purpose only, to instil terror. I hope you will join me in my fight against the oppression that caused your uncle’s colon cancer. Every time society makes you sit down to shit they are spitting on the graves of millions of our loved ones. Your mother’s colon cancer was an inside job. George Bush knew ahead of time both of her colons would collapse, and he sat there reading a story book to grade schoolers.
My public toilet terror campaign to end the crimes against humanity the state inflicts by causing bowel cancer by hiding the truth about shitting stance best practice continues to this day. No one is safe, no one is immune to scatological attack.
My organization has the capabilities to launch denial of service attacks, area denial systems, short range drinking fountain missile launches, on any terrain, land, air or sea.
Counter terror agency forensic labs are no doubt in possession of a significant number of stool samples. The government’s sabre rattling only strengthens my resolve, and ensures the targeting of police vehicle door handles.
What started off many years ago in a first salvo that took place in an empty elevator delivered to some unsuspecting and terrified hotel guests, has grown into a civil rights movement to rival the hard won gains of the 1960s.
I am out there. I will not be caught with my pants down. I am willing to die for the cause our kids’ lives depend on, and if the feds ever do catch up with me they will have to touch the door handle first.
I will be fighting to the death in my booby trapped apartment, I’ll die squatting. I’ll be the guy squatting and taking a shit on the floor next to the wall sized city map strategically dotted with drawing pins indicating strikes I take responsibility for. The fridge will be full of smelly ice cube trays. I have decided to give you a head start people, I am warning you that the bowel movement exists, you are not safe, heed the message, meet my demands, lobby for change.
I have confessed to my tactical operations here today, I made the decision to come out of the water closet to let the public know I am not a killer. I am not an evil man. I only seek to reduce the incidence of polyps in our community.
In the meantime, you’ve been warned… terror strikes anywhere and at any moment. Take my word for it… I promise to be there to wipe that shit eating grin off your face.

paddle bitch needs to be kicked in the crotch - nothing more hilarious than a stupid woman crying and writhing on the ground for hours on end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSTpgR7FXO8&fmt=18

studioline said:

jamesford said:

Congatulations MAN, Everything that works deserves attention. Keep us posted and share the detales.

I will see meet one on Friday, and one on Saturday. I’ll keep you posted.

studioline said:

stuffgirlslike said:

I think you need to cry, over this website, over your sunglasses, over your lack of game.

Apparently because of your game, you only get attention from men from this site. You even have a site do draw attention to yourself but you are coming back here.

He’s got you there, stuffedgirl.

ROFL @ THE LAST CALLER!!!!

“I can tell what you want” LMFAO!!!!

DM is the mesiah of manlyhood