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Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 23:05:35 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

studioline said:
Ha, Ha sounds like we gonna have a wedding on this site.

The broad just doesn’t get it. She’s so desperate for me that I can smell her sweat through the internet.

Men are better than broads for sure.

 
Comment by Lauren
2008-07-15 23:04:33 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

Quote Starck:
Lauren. you are very close to experiencing a truly liberating revelation. And it will all become perfectly clear! You are so close and you are getting there on your own.

KEEP GOING!

I would like to ask you a serious question.

Do you know the way to ANY man’s heart???

(and don’t say “Sure! Just suck his cock”, because everyone knows a blow job doesn’t keep a man around no matter HOW good you are at it)

I REALLY want to know if you know. Because every woman should know, before she expects a man would ever be interested in loving her, or devoting any part of himself to her.

Every woman I ever asked was not able to answer this question. In fact, when asked, every woman draws a complete BLANK. How can that be?? when women want relationships, marriages, life contracts and unconditional love from men for life until death.

There is a very definite answer to that question.
AND WOMEN DO NOT KNOW IT.

Until a woman can ANSWER that question accurately, she’s got no business looking to men for a piece of his “heart”. And I’m just curious about your age & marital status too. No judgement of course. Just share what you feel like.

Ok marital status, I am 24 years old, and I am happily living with a wonderful guy, who has in fact asked me to marry him. I don’t know if I know the way to ANY mans heart, but I think I have a good formula for his lol. That would be that I try to say thank you, your wonderful for everything he does. Seriously… I try to make him feel as appreciated as possible. Some women kind of look down on me for this, like I am an ass kisser, but I don’t give a shit what they think, because they don’t know how happy it makes him, and thats all that matters. I know how much he does for me, and I appreciate everything. I used to have very little before he came into my life (And when I say that, I mean as in direction, love, alot of things that money can’t buy) I show him my appreciation by cooking, keeping things clean, basically doing what I can to make his life easier, and possibly more enjoyable. This includes sex, even when I am not really up to it (Which is rare, in my defense). I know that sex is a really vital part of a successful relationship. I try to keep most of the crazy drama bullshit out of our relationship, by which I mean, I am honest with him, and I don’t ask him silly questions like “Do I look fat in this dress?” and I don’t try to pick fights with him, I also try to never nag him. I don’t think there is one thing more that men hate (Or I hate for that matter!) is women fucking bitching and nagging all the time. I gently remind him, when I know he has forgotten something important (To which he thanks me for anyways…) I don’t bitch and complain about what IS wrong with our relationship, I mean I communicate that there is in fact a problem, if there is one, but I don’t dwell on it. I just try to appreciate the good things. I wake up everyday and I am thankful for the things I have, and the people I have in my life, and I would never do anything to fuck that up for him or me (IE Cheating) and there have been plenty of opportunities where that could have happened, but I respect him and our relationship wayyyy to much to do that. I guess in short, formula for his heart (and maybe a few others…) is appreciation, love, sex, and just being an all around good, decent, and pleasant woman to be around… I don’t think I have all of it, but its a good start.

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 23:01:58 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

studioline said:

Heather said:

studioline said:

Lauren said:

studioline said:

Still I have not heard the magic word.

I think it got a *little* brighter in here. And yes, men did save me from my fucking self. I’m not too proud to admit that. If it weren’t for the men in my past, I wouldn’t be able to sit here and try to reason, or even talk to you at all today. And yes, when I came on this site, I was offended and baffled at first, and I came in swinging like a god damned baboon, guns blazing, but never the less, it struck my curiosity, and instead of insulting it, I tried to understand it, and I laid my guns to the ground, because like i previously stated, I kind of got it after spending more time with it. I don’t entirely agree with everything, but I think I got it (If I didn’t, then take the time to explain, I am actually listening)

And that is exactly the point, and good we have staightend it out in just few posts. Now we are talking.

Im not “trying” to be a big swingging dick, but I already knew that about you. That what you write to me had to take a courage in you and I find that courage sexy.

So you keep it up then Ill talk to you in the same way.

OH GOOD! now he thinks your sexy.
arent you happy?

Exactly because courage is sexy, don’t be jealous if you show it too you will get it too. She said she was saved by a man, it’s true just like in the fable. And you fable can come true too, once you start going in the right direction. By the way why is it so hard for you?

because i dont want to conform to what “men” think i should be.
I understand that woman should be mothers, and i completely agree with that. Its a tough role to fill. But some of the things on this website just get me really heated. Just how you talk about woman in general. As if were one giant class, not individuals. I treat men like individuals, why cant i be treated that way. I dont think men are better than woman, i think we are different. We have different ways of thinking, but thats not a bad thing.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-15 23:01:53 - IP Man-Hash: be0748ec5e0e9

Joseph James Frantz said:

Heather said:
OH GOOD! now he thinks your sexy.
arent you happy?

If he does, that’s something you need to really learn. Speaking with some sensibility, even when you’re a woman, is sexier than looking hot and acting stupid.

You want to be sexy Heather, start talking sensible. Stop acting stupid. Then maybe one of these times that you’re hitting on me, I might respond. Unlikely in both cases (you being sensible and me responding to your avaricious come ons) I know, since I’ve already seen your appalling conduct.

Ha, Ha sounds like we gonna have a wedding on this site.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 22:57:04 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Lauren said:

Sorry about the quotes, its hard to keep up in between responses, I will try to keep it short and sweet.

Good job.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-15 22:54:55 - IP Man-Hash: be0748ec5e0e9

Heather said:

studioline said:

Lauren said:

studioline said:

Still I have not heard the magic word.

I think it got a *little* brighter in here. And yes, men did save me from my fucking self. I’m not too proud to admit that. If it weren’t for the men in my past, I wouldn’t be able to sit here and try to reason, or even talk to you at all today. And yes, when I came on this site, I was offended and baffled at first, and I came in swinging like a god damned baboon, guns blazing, but never the less, it struck my curiosity, and instead of insulting it, I tried to understand it, and I laid my guns to the ground, because like i previously stated, I kind of got it after spending more time with it. I don’t entirely agree with everything, but I think I got it (If I didn’t, then take the time to explain, I am actually listening)

And that is exactly the point, and good we have staightend it out in just few posts. Now we are talking.

Im not “trying” to be a big swingging dick, but I already knew that about you. That what you write to me had to take a courage in you and I find that courage sexy.

So you keep it up then Ill talk to you in the same way.

OH GOOD! now he thinks your sexy.
arent you happy?

Exactly because courage is sexy, don’t be jealous if you show it too you will get it too. She said she was saved by a man, it’s true just like in the fable. And you fable can come true too, once you start going in the right direction. By the way why is it so hard for you?

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 22:53:36 - IP Man-Hash: 07b4bcaa0157d

Heather said:
OH GOOD! now he thinks your sexy.
arent you happy?

If he does, that’s something you need to really learn. Speaking with some sensibility, even when you’re a woman, is sexier than looking hot and acting stupid.

You want to be sexy Heather, start talking sensible. Stop acting stupid. Then maybe one of these times that you’re hitting on me, I might respond. Unlikely in both cases (you being sensible and me responding to your avaricious come ons) I know, since I’ve already seen your appalling conduct.

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-07-15 22:51:46 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Lauren said:

nd Lauren

Please answer this true or false.

True or False:

ALL WOMEN HAVE A DEEP INHERENT BELIEF THAT THEY WILL NEVER MEET A “REAL MAN”.

I think this is one of those questions that Frantz was talking about that men never really ask, but I’ll answer anyway, and I don’t really believe that. So I guess false. and on the same turn, there is no desperation for me to meet Mr. Right (Even tho i am with someone now, and really happy) I guess I don’t really know what you mean by “Women believe they will never meet a ‘real’ man” Every man I have ever been in a relationship with has been “a real man” as you would say, just not the right one for me. Definitely the right man for someone else, just not me.

That’s an interesting answer. I believe that working at being the right woman for him, will greatly increase your chances that many more men will be the right man for you. And you will be able to pick and choose from as many men as you like.

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 22:47:30 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

studioline said:

Lauren said:

studioline said:

Still I have not heard the magic word.

I think it got a *little* brighter in here. And yes, men did save me from my fucking self. I’m not too proud to admit that. If it weren’t for the men in my past, I wouldn’t be able to sit here and try to reason, or even talk to you at all today. And yes, when I came on this site, I was offended and baffled at first, and I came in swinging like a god damned baboon, guns blazing, but never the less, it struck my curiosity, and instead of insulting it, I tried to understand it, and I laid my guns to the ground, because like i previously stated, I kind of got it after spending more time with it. I don’t entirely agree with everything, but I think I got it (If I didn’t, then take the time to explain, I am actually listening)

And that is exactly the point, and good we have staightend it out in just few posts. Now we are talking.

Im not “trying” to be a big swingging dick, but I already knew that about you. That what you write to me had to take a courage in you and I find that courage sexy.

So you keep it up then Ill talk to you in the same way.

OH GOOD! now he thinks your sexy.
arent you happy?

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-07-15 22:46:32 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Heather said:

He will judge you as soon as you answer.

No I won’t. But lauren knows something you don’t. She is prepared to leave the men to their territory. She doesn’t want to be where she doesn’t feel completely welcome. That’s a big step in the right direction. Men will be more likely to embrace her because of it.

 
Comment by Lauren
2008-07-15 22:45:06 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

nd Lauren

Please answer this true or false.

True or False:

ALL WOMEN HAVE A DEEP INHERENT BELIEF THAT THEY WILL NEVER MEET A “REAL MAN”.

I think this is one of those questions that Frantz was talking about that men never really ask, but I’ll answer anyway, and I don’t really believe that. So I guess false. and on the same turn, there is no desperation for me to meet Mr. Right (Even tho i am with someone now, and really happy) I guess I don’t really know what you mean by “Women believe they will never meet a ‘real’ man” Every man I have ever been in a relationship with has been “a real man” as you would say, just not the right one for me. Definitely the right man for someone else, just not me.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-15 22:44:05 - IP Man-Hash: be0748ec5e0e9

Lauren said:

studioline said:

Still I have not heard the magic word.

I think it got a *little* brighter in here. And yes, men did save me from my fucking self. I’m not too proud to admit that. If it weren’t for the men in my past, I wouldn’t be able to sit here and try to reason, or even talk to you at all today. And yes, when I came on this site, I was offended and baffled at first, and I came in swinging like a god damned baboon, guns blazing, but never the less, it struck my curiosity, and instead of insulting it, I tried to understand it, and I laid my guns to the ground, because like i previously stated, I kind of got it after spending more time with it. I don’t entirely agree with everything, but I think I got it (If I didn’t, then take the time to explain, I am actually listening)

And that is exactly the point, and good we have staightend it out in just few posts. Now we are talking.

Im not “trying” to be a big swingging dick, but I already knew that about you. That what you write to me had to take a courage in you and I find that courage sexy.

So you keep it up then Ill talk to you in the same way.

 
Comment by Lauren
2008-07-15 22:39:57 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

Sorry about the quotes, its hard to keep up in between responses, I will try to keep it short and sweet. Either way, I feel like I kind of tore down your man territory, so I’m going to leave you guys alone. If anything I appreciate the interesting conversation, and the gained perspective from this. Hopefully I would have earned someones respect, and maybe restored your faith a little bit that all women aren’t complete dumb asses. I think I should start a website, and maybe write a book about how women need to change their ways, so we stop making the same fucking mistakes. I’m all about finding a solution to the problems that we have to deal with everyday, and I think both sexes have some changes to be made, but definitely a lot in our corner. Okies, Im out, bash me as you normally would….

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 22:38:04 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

STARCK said:

Lauren said:
Well, like it or not, that is what we do best. Millions of years of us being in that role, and the human race flourishing can’t be wrong. The mothering title belongs to us, rightfully so, and we should belong there. They told you rape was fun probably (And guys, I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt here…) to piss you the hell off, and guess what? THEY SUCCEEDED! And as far as the cheating whores who can’t drive or make decisions, you have to see the fact that 90% of women that are out there ARE gold-digging, no good, back stabbing, cheating, dumb broads, who make it really sucky for the 10% of us who aren’t like that. As I previously stated in another post, I don’t think they are making a broad generalization, just a generalization of broads.

Lauren. you are very close to experiencing a truly liberating revelation. And it will all become perfectly clear! You are so close and you are getting there on your own.

KEEP GOING!

I would like to ask you a serious question.

Do you know the way to ANY man’s heart???

(and don’t say “Sure! Just suck his cock”, because everyone knows a blow job doesn’t keep a man around no matter HOW good you are at it)

I REALLY want to know if you know. Because every woman should know, before she expects a man would ever be interested in loving her, or devoting any part of himself to her.

Every woman I ever asked was not able to answer this question. In fact, when asked, every woman draws a complete BLANK. How can that be?? when women want relationships, marriages, life contracts and unconditional love from men for life until death.

There is a very definite answer to that question.
AND WOMEN DO NOT KNOW IT.

Until a woman can ANSWER that question accurately, she’s got no business looking to men for a piece of his “heart”. And I’m just curious about your age & marital status too. No judgement of course. Just share what you feel like.

He will judge you as soon as you answer

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-07-15 22:37:16 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

And Lauren

Please answer this true or false.

True or False:

ALL WOMEN HAVE A DEEP INHERENT BELIEF THAT THEY WILL NEVER MEET A “REAL MAN”.

 
Comment by STARCK
2008-07-15 22:33:17 - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b

Lauren said:
Well, like it or not, that is what we do best. Millions of years of us being in that role, and the human race flourishing can’t be wrong. The mothering title belongs to us, rightfully so, and we should belong there. They told you rape was fun probably (And guys, I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt here…) to piss you the hell off, and guess what? THEY SUCCEEDED! And as far as the cheating whores who can’t drive or make decisions, you have to see the fact that 90% of women that are out there ARE gold-digging, no good, back stabbing, cheating, dumb broads, who make it really sucky for the 10% of us who aren’t like that. As I previously stated in another post, I don’t think they are making a broad generalization, just a generalization of broads.

Lauren. you are very close to experiencing a truly liberating revelation. And it will all become perfectly clear! You are so close and you are getting there on your own.

KEEP GOING!

I would like to ask you a serious question.

Do you know the way to ANY man’s heart???

(and don’t say “Sure! Just suck his cock”, because everyone knows a blow job doesn’t keep a man around no matter HOW good you are at it)

I REALLY want to know if you know. Because every woman should know, before she expects a man would ever be interested in loving her, or devoting any part of himself to her.

Every woman I ever asked was not able to answer this question. In fact, when asked, every woman draws a complete BLANK. How can that be?? when women want relationships, marriages, life contracts and unconditional love from men for life until death.

There is a very definite answer to that question.
AND WOMEN DO NOT KNOW IT.

Until a woman can ANSWER that question accurately, she’s got no business looking to men for a piece of his “heart”. And I’m just curious about your age & marital status too. No judgement of course. Just share what you feel like.

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 22:31:47 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

Joseph James Frantz said:

Lauren,

Look, you need to delete some of the things from your quotes….This is the third time I’ve told you.

Can it tight wad.

 
Comment by Lauren
2008-07-15 22:31:40 - IP Man-Hash: 0fff566421c06

studioline said:

Lauren said:

studioline said:

Actually I was hoping for a better answer.

hey I can’t please everyone. I’m only human. Plus, I’m not after you, I am after her. Women just don’t fucking get it, and if I can get through to one of them, than my work is done for the night. The difference is I have the tact to speak at women that men don’t, and I only have it because I am a woman. Its kind of like when your girlfriend asks you, “Do I look fat in this dress?” You know its a trap, so you say “No of course not” Because if you told her what you really thought, she would go all psycho on you, but if her female friend told her “You look fat in that dress” then she would go “OMG! Your right… I’m gonna go change” It’s fucked up, but thats just how it is. I have the tact because women only really listen to women. :Shrugs:

Im not after you Im just saying I already know what will be the outcome of that convo between you 2.

You see that’s what the problem with you girls is. YOU ASSUME WAY TOO MUCH. We spoke to her in the beginning but she only responds to shit.

While I know where you are getting at with your Pants example still you are assuming;

- First I would give totally different answer
- My woman says please to me to choose clothes for her, long story short all woman are jelaous while they buy shit for themself and my girl gets hit by men all the time, for the way she looks:)

Back to the story - point is you can’t reason with a TERMINATOR, remmeber that line?

But the real point is a + for you for questioning “the Social Matrix”, but one thing girls get really wrong that they can solve the puzzle all by themself. Like you for ex came to this site with an attitude HERE IM BIG SWINGING PUSS AND NOW ILL TELL YOU WHAT TO THINK.

Well Do you have the formula???? You are on your way, But still..

The point is only MEN can save your ass girls, First you have to get this part right.

Still I have not heard the magic word.

I think it got a *little* brighter in here. And yes, men did save me from my fucking self. I’m not too proud to admit that. If it weren’t for the men in my past, I wouldn’t be able to sit here and try to reason, or even talk to you at all today. And yes, when I came on this site, I was offended and baffled at first, and I came in swinging like a god damned baboon, guns blazing, but never the less, it struck my curiosity, and instead of insulting it, I tried to understand it, and I laid my guns to the ground, because like i previously stated, I kind of got it after spending more time with it. I don’t entirely agree with everything, but I think I got it (If I didn’t, then take the time to explain, I am actually listening)

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-07-15 22:30:28 - IP Man-Hash: 48521af285cc0

Lauren,

Look, you need to delete some of the things from your quotes….This is the third time I’ve told you.

 
Comment by Heather
2008-07-15 22:28:52 - IP Man-Hash: adfc6a2d5f8d6

Lauren said:

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To heather: Does this chick ever shut the fuck up? Women like her are reasons why there are websites like this. I mean, yes, I am a woman, and I stumbled onto this website because I was reading message boards that some other woman hating bull fag was posting on and on about how great this website is, and I had to see it for myself, but I mean if you’re going to come on here, can you at least try not to make an ass of yourself? Seriously, you are making the rest of us look really fucking dumb. Thanks, thats all I have to say.

Joseph James Frantz said:

Lauren said:

To heather: Does this chick ever shut the fuck up? Women like her are reasons why there are websites like this. I mean, yes, I am a woman, and I stumbled onto this website because I was reading message boards that some other woman hating bull fag was posting on and on about how great this website is, and I had to see it for myself, but I mean if you’re going to come on here, can you at least try not to make an ass of yourself? Seriously, you are making the rest of us look really fucking dumb. Thanks, thats all I have to say.

@Lauren,

That’s the most intelligent thing a broad has said on this post since it began.

nice now they think your intelligent becuse you insulted a fellow woman good job.

Well if you came on here with something real to say instead of just essentially cavorting around here like a fucking pre-pubescent teenager, they would have listened to you. ::Shrugs:: Not my fault you don’t know how to effectively communicate your point to people.

im sorry i dont think men are better than woman.

No one said that you had to have that viewpoint… I stated earlier that I don’t agree with that idea, however there are a lot of things wrong with this world today, and I believe that the feminist movement had a lot to do with it. I am a woman, and I am completely AGAINST feminism. I agree that Dick, and his fellow men have a point when they say that there are certain roles that women need to fulfill, that just aren’t being filled any more. We are out there in the world, trying to “better ourselves and our careers” while our kids are at home, completely unsupervised, unguided, and out of control. Do you think that if parents were more involved with their kids lives, that my manager back in March would have been jumped by 5 school age kids? No, I don’t think it would have happened. And another thing, as far as relationships go, women get wayyyy to wrapped up in their own shit, to the point all they do is start worrying about me, me, me, me. Its always about what she wants, and what she needs, but the girlfriend or wife is never about trying to make her man happy anymore. Thats why men cheat, and thats why people get divorced more. I watched my mother get married, and then remarried, and then divorced more times than I want to admit, and the only thing good that came out of it, was me realizing what she did wrong. My one female friend is marching her long term relationship down the drain too… you want to know why?? Because all she worries about is what she wants from him. In the meantime, her boyfriend is completely unsatisfied and unhappy, and then she wonders why he won’t marry her. Final and concise point… I get where they are coming from, I don’t quite agree with the whole “macho chauvinistic” thing, however, sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures.

I get your point too i dont see anything wrong with staying at home, and taking care of kids. But the way they put it is woman BELONG in that role. And they insult woman, saying they cant drive, they cant make decisions, there all cheating whores, Im sorry i DONT agree with that. and I dont think its right to classify woman into that category, so pardon me for being a bitch to them, but they told me rape was fun. and that DOES NOT fly with me.

Well, like it or not, that is what we do best. Millions of years of us being in that role, and the human race flourishing can’t be wrong. The mothering title belongs to us, rightfully so, and we should belong there. They told you rape was fun probably (And guys, I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt here…) to piss you the hell off, and guess what? THEY SUCCEEDED! And as far as the cheating whores who can’t drive or make decisions, you have to see the fact that 90% of women that are out there ARE gold-digging, no good, back stabbing, cheating, dumb broads, who make it really sucky for the 10% of us who aren’t like that. As I previously stated in another post, I don’t think they are making a broad generalization, just a generalization of broads.

well sorry, for defending myself.
and then i have to have a fellow woman tell me to shut the fuck up.
im not like most woman thats why i actually care enough to keep posting on this site.
IM SICK of that stereotype

If you are referring to that stereotype that I hate, those fucking gold digging, crotch rotten, no good, cheating, selfish, psycho, hoodrats, then fuck yes, I am with you. I’m sick of women like that too.

Exactly. they kind of ruined everything for us.

 
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