Comments on: Dick’s Voicemail #16

By: butch

butch — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 10:12:55 +0000

check these men haters out dude.
http://forum.baby-gaga.com/about1444247-359.html

By: LB

LB — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 20:25:38 +0000

please. please do.

By: Amy

Amy — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 03:11:08 +0000

Why do you feel you have to put yourself in a high stool in order to feel good about yourself? Did your mom abuse you as a child? Do you feel powerful when you put women down? I believe nobody is better then anybody. So don’t blame women for all your problems.
Everyone who agrees with this guy I feel sorry for because he is a loser and you aren’t a true man if you don’t respect everyone including women.

By: benignbullet

benignbullet — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:44:32 +0000

Being visually overwhelmed by what behemoth of books caused the other neuron in the woman’s brain to shut down?

HerPRIVILEGES!!!!!

By: brian

brian — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:45:54 +0000

What do u call a women holding a blank piece of paper?

HER RIGHTS!!!!!

By: Lu Bu

Lu Bu — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:47:31 +0000

Dude… WHY?!?

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:09:14 +0000

I am shutting this site down.

By: Legba

Legba — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:29:36 +0000

My chick did move in with me, but I figure they all end up getting fed and watered on some man’s tab anyway, so I don’t automatically begrudge them that. She’s about as low-maintenance as they get – still not inconsiderable – but she knows better than to talk shit like “you need to get rid of your guns and guitars.” I ask neither permission nor forgiveness, and I still associate with my friends from before, so it’s not so bad.

By: DallyWama

DallyWama — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 09:35:50 +0000

Dick you are definitely suave. How you put up with threatening calls is beyond me. That guy who said he wants your man-card probably works at McDonalds because he couldn’t pass the ASVAB. But when the military rejects you what else are you suppose to do but make cheeseburgers? I mean the guy can barely even form a cohesive sentence. I’m sure his IQ is off the charts. I’m sure his bitch gave him a script to read whilst tugging on his testicles.

Dick you give sound advice: Men don’t ever, ever let a woman move in with you. It is also sound legal advice, especially if you live in a common law state.

By: ANNA

ANNA — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 04:34:26 +0000

HAHAH your website all the guys i work with love it. I also believe that women are fucking annoying i cant be friendsl with them either. Much love to you website.

By: King Wang

King Wang — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:27:23 +0000

Dear Ashley,

I am a True real man. You know, the man that when you talk too goddamn much (which is often no doubt) I smack you upside the head, having been taught the “Rule of Thumb”.

As a True man, I pay for shit, you lay on your back and spread your legs. That is after all what I pay you for, as I am a True man, I know and believe in Economic Portfolio Diversity…..as a True man, I invented it (also, see: Efficiency and Buyers Market).

Plus, I get my monies worth, because if I don’t, I kick your lazy ass out and go get a new employee worth the pay.

As a true man, I enjoy letting you cook, and clean. After all, that is what I pay you for. I can and will do it myself if you get the lazy-ass like most women, and right after I fire you. The classifieds shall replace you. Remember that is how I got you to begin with.

You love my paycheck. I love your vagina. We love each other in the “traditional” sense. Go take care of the kids, after all, that is what I pay you for.

As a True man, I go kill shit so you can eat, or design a better Butcher Warehouse for speeding up Cheeseburger Production. As a True man, I go do real work while you do shit at the house. As a True man, I go kill other men to stop them from raping and killing you, or wanting to enslave our kids. That’s right, as a True man, without me, you are simply a slave to other “not true men”.

As a True man, I have respect and honor for other True men that do hard shit, crazy shit, and cool shit. I even have respect for you, as long as you know your place. My dog and cat instinctively do, why can’t you?

As a True man, I just realized why no True men want to get married.

Thank you True Female Ashley………you just fucked up 15,000 years of natural evolution and society because you “demand” respect in a world where used to be (prior to the last 100 years), you would have had your ass beaten for running your head, and 300 years ago you would have been killed and replaced like a rabid cat with herpes.

As a True man, I know MY fucking place in the Universe. Feel free to know your own, True woman.

By: Fresh

Fresh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:41:51 +0000

Sounds a lot like MysterMethod to me.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:09:45 +0000

You bet I’m for real.
But no, I am not interested in getting married.

But as long as we are on the subject, How the fuck can you have “rape” in a marriage? A marriage contract is a VIP pass to vagina. If she wants to reserve the right to say NO , then she should NOT FUCKING GET MARRIED.

The unfulfilling whore should stay single.

Women marry men they don’t really love just for the money ALL THE TIME. And 85% of women in divorce court openly declare that they “NEVER ACTUALLY LOVED THEIR HUSBANDS”.

That’s RAPE of a different sort. And it happens MUCH more often than men who help themselves to women sexually without their consent.

You’re a disgusting human being if you think that it’s OK for women to enter life/marriage contracts with INTENT TO BE UNFULFILLING.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

By: drew

drew — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:55:27 +0000

Maybe they just dont love sex with you!

By: drew

drew — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:52:34 +0000

Wow man! Are you for real!? Yes, while as a man, I can say our sex drive is higher. But who are you talking about? An exwife perhaps, I would hope so because that’s a pretty extreme example to just be hypothetical. If thats the case maybe you need to work on what you look for in a woman! Ive been married happily married for five years now to a beautiful, intelligent and extremely caring woman. Maybe you calling the woman a cunt is a turn off! Your a disgusting human being if you think a rape is no big deal! I pitty you and any respectable woman associated with you!

By: Kovacs

Kovacs — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:30:35 +0000

A true man doesn’t seek approval from women. He is internally validated. Therefore, the opinion of a woman about what makes or breaks a true man doesn’t matter.

By: nadie

nadie — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:45:30 +0000

You surprise me with your dazzling intelligence!. You must be a relative of Marie Curie, I suppose.
We do not want to marry… Dick has a brilliant article on this matter that I suggest you to read.

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten-reasons-marriage-is-stupid/

PD: marriage is only for gays and lesbians.

By: Ashly

Ashly — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:41:12 +0000

By: Emma

Emma — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:32:22 +0000

If you love men so much then why don’t you marry one!

By: Avila Doll

Avila Doll — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:52:50 +0000

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