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you rox dude, i agree with you, womens are just to eb at home and make dinner for their housband, and do pleasure him, i am from bosnia,and man i for hard work and to get money for his own familly, and womens wanna just be as mna but they cant, i hope u get more supporters…
haha! you think these are bad?! wow when you ask a woman what the worst, most ’stalker’ thing a man has done to them, thennn you will have a crazy story.
Most woman that tell stalker stories are lying. They can’t get a date so they make up ridiculous, drama, filled fabrications to prove there self worth which actually just reinforces their pathetic existence.
Yes girls do that to add value to themselves, for not having anything real which adds real value.
And stalkers are desperate nice guys, who thought that by being nice they will go far, and don’t understand why they got rejected since being nice was suppozed to work
And gurls create these stalkers by convincing men to be nice, not because nice men are attractive to them, but because gurls can leach off them.
A stalker is a man who tried too hard, deosn’t understand it doesn’t work, so he tryes even harder, so gurls can lough behind his back, so they can strengten gurl’s weak egos.
But gurls encourage men to try hard, they say for ex;
I like sex, but only if; X,Y,Z…
In the end men who are victims are labeled as evil stalkers, gurls who are really evil are labeled as victims, who now earn the righ to be compensated and leach off men.
Hey, i just wanted to say that the only reason why it seems that all Men agree is because it is the minority of guys who think Women are stupid that actually come, the amount of fucking guys that would not do this don’t come here or post because they have Lives in reality and not on the internet 24/7.
Time to break your fucking theory. The only reason i can see why women have never achieved as much as a man is because back then when Men got power first, they Repressed women for 1000’s and 1000’s of years. This does not allow girls to accomplish anything if we don’t let them do anything but cook.
Fail to realize that there are stupid girls out there, but there are stupid guys like you.
and then there are smart people who know what the fuck they are doing.
If you hate girls so much become fucking Muslim and go to Afghanistan.
Jesus Christ! Do they not actually teach world history anymore?
Josh, I would call you a fucking moronic Douchebag, but in this case, I think you qualify for “Non-Reading Stoofubartard Choob Nub”. MAJORLY.
Simple History for Simple ‘Tards:
(A)History does NOT depend on how YOU view it. It exists, it also exists that you suck, but the point is, just because you don’t like it Super ‘Tard, don’t make it NOT so.
(B)Women are stupid. We already know that. Take a Whine-Number, go line up to the left. The proof is: You. Obviously, a stupid woman made you, the stupid man, who posted a stupid post.
(C)Women were not repressed. Instead, women are weak, and therefore, cannot compete in any form with men the NATURAL universal arena. Therefore and hence (until the last century that is in North America) they were shoved to the side for things they COULD do, not things they could whine and WANT to do.
-(C1)- Extension to (C). This means, a stupid person with no skills who WANTS to fly a goddamn jet fighter is NOT necessarily the BEST SUITED to do it in reality, JUST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO EVEN AGAINST COMMON GODDAMN SENSE. That is why all women are Retarded Liberals too! Ha!
(D)Time to break a new crack in your asshole…….you asshole.
Wait, I already did that. You can’t fix stupid, and you can’t fix feminized men either. If you hate men so much, stop being a stupid bitch, and become a manly man…….
King Wang, D) was correct as all hell.
Josh, it’s Oppressed not REpressed. And actually it was men that were mostly Oppressed throughout most of human history, not women. Men died, women had babies with the conquerers.
did an Aggro become a manly man? The only useful thing I can come up with in your case is to put you into a cage big enough to dance around and to play Abba non-stop.
I just have one thing to say, pedestrians walking anywhere, keep your eyes out for chick drivers man. The combination of cell phones, checking herself out in the mirror ALL THE TIME, and car dancing will end someone in her lifetime, its statistcally proven: Women scare me when they drive.
Women are sensitive bitches! Fuck women!
Dick you have single handedly destroyed any claims that men could possibly be better than females, with you as a man the argument is lost.
( Remember Dick does not want me to paste my URL)
Well at least that’s one more woman that won’t procreate, that’s the way I look at it!
holy shit i just saw your dr.phill thing
epic man
epic
maaaaaaaaaaaaann,
Just tellin you, watch what you drink, cuz believe me somone gon put poison o some shit in drink,
crazyass woman gone pullup wit 5,6 maybe seven shoutguns and shoot yo balls off, so again watch yourself,
Seriously Dick?
You should somehow procure your own Internet talk Show.
You are easily one of the funniest people I’ve ever heard.
You manage to be offensive and sexist, yet you have great diction and the stuff you say is so outrageous, it makes me laugh.
You book was one of the greatest things I’ve ever read.
Please, give this man a show.
Your show is great Dick, I love it. Keep up the good work and the man billboard wil be there soon, that’s for sure!
Greetings from The Netherlands
Ok this is freaky: A suburban Pittsburgh woman suspected of cutting open a pregnant woman’s uterus and stealing the baby has been charged with homicide, unlawful restraint and kidnapping, police said Sunday.
Source: http://www.thestar.com/News/World/article/464069
seriously. I said it once and I’ll say it again: REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALITY!
So.. any other of your personal problems you wanna share with the intertubes?
go troll somewhere else
lol
Dick,
I just wanted to thank you for finally taking the power back from those godless crotch-bleeders. If it were up to me, I would totally cast whores out of my life once and for all, were it not for my intense and totally real heterosexuality. It’s there bro - YES. TOTALLY. Now it’s heart of the matter time. I just stumbled onto this website and it has rocked my WORLD!! I’ve fucking hated women (not gay) my whole life. I think it started when my single mother caught me secretly eating a whole roast beef in my room, which I had stolen. I am morbidly obese. From that point on I fucking knew that women were all just whores. My lady-loathing recently came to a head when my spacey and bewildered 17 year old girlfriend wouldn’t wear the Clooney mask to bed. I then swore off women for ever. The support I feel from this website will help me make it through until I can find another underage simpleton to psychologically abuse into submission.
No fat chicks,
Pappillion Beauchamp
Men solve problems so they hate women. Men go out of their way to help hapless women so they hate women. Men create a world of technological convenience for women so they hate women. Men don’t expect anything from women so they hate women.
As long as there are good men left in the world women will hate them because those men are better than women. No wonder they love their thuggy, abusive, bad boys. That type of man has no lasting impact on the world at all, just like a woman.
What needs more said about this?
You’re talking about Bonobo Chimpanzees. They are far less violent than Common Chimpanzees, and far far less violent than women. When a box is tossed into a group of Bonobos, they explore it, then fuck like, well, bonobos. When a box is tossed into a group of common chimpanzees they fight over it, fuckin manly. When a box is tossed into a group of women they screech uselessly, and then probably cry or something equally stupid. I wouldn’t know because only a woman would care to study the behavior of women, except that would require effort on their part, not something for which women are noted.
Considering that women can’t cook for shit, amen.
It is all a matter of language, men understand words, women don’t understand anything. If a man points out a fact, it means he hates women. If women say “I hate men” and then lie to demonstrate what has caused them to hate men, that’s ok.
The hate stems from self loathing. Men find it difficult to hate because we are such noble creatures, nearly to the point of deification. Women wouldn’t understand noble if it bought that a Parisian handbag.
Spiritual
spir·it·u·al
-Femadjective
1. a belief or notion, not based on reason, experience, or knowledge.
a. belief in or of the ominous significance of a particular thing, circumstance, occurrence, proceeding, or the like. See Also: Crystals; Harry Potter
2. certain strong agitations of the feelings actuated by experiencing lust, hate, fear, pain, etc., and usually accompanied by certain physiological changes, as increased heartbeat or respiration, and often overt manifestation, as crying or shaking: childbirth is a deeply spiritual experience.
3. (Psychology) a mental state in which a female may justify thoughtless or unethical behavior by eschewing archetypical moral standards: a truly loving God would want me to be happy.
4. (Psychology) a mental state in which a female may condemn archetypically moral behavior by imposing personal emotional standards: eating meat is murder!
-Rawkstah
This is man-brilliance at its finest, rock on rawkstah. Women wouldn’t know Spritual if it hit them in the face and said to them “hey this is fucking spirtual!”
If a chimp could read, and a sign said NO CHIMPS, the chimp wouldn’t go there, because chimps are smarter than the women who come here.
As best as I can tell, there are many chimps who smell better than many American women. I am taking other men’s word on this, since my Mexican wife knows how to wash herself, and has never once smelled bad.
And, I can’t remember if they were chimps, but in some science magazine there were some primates that the females gave the males sex any time they got some bananas. And, they did it face to face, too. So, some of the primates are even better lovers than most American women.
I wouldn’t be surprised if some chimps couldn’t be trained to cook better, as well.
One thing that has never ceased to amaze me is how many women who accuse men of hating women assume all women are pure saints, and any man who hates any woman, no matter how evil and vile she is, has something wrong with HIM. They seem to be so conceited they can’t imagine how many American women are basically hateful.
I’m a man so I’m not going to quote the entire thing that Rawkstah said. You want to read it? Do the man thing and scroll up. Since we all know that women are banned from this site, we know that’s what you’re going to do. Of course, even the women that break the rules and come on here won’t know dick about scrolling up, because they know dick about dick.
Rawkstah, keep these coming. Maybe on the forums as well. Then you should compile them into a tome.
haha love the show. Great episode.
So, SMash, sumwon said u liek mudkips…
Anyway, time for another word:
Love
loved, lov·ing
-femnoun
1. the act of compelling; constraint; coercion.
2. the act or practice of engaging in sexual intercourse for money, favors, etc.
3. baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of a mated male.
-femverb
4. to follow or observe (a man) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.
5. to crave and consume (carbohydrates) persistently, especially out of derangement or boredom: she loves dipping chocolate doughnuts in her cookie dough ice cream cake.
—femidioms
6. “because he loves me,” an excuse for repeated physical assault or other anti-social male behavior: he beats me because he loves me.
7. “I love my child/children,” an excuse for poor mothering, frequently offered up at arraignments, funerals, and the episodes of Maury with the really awesome corpulent babies: I may not be the best mother in the world your honor, but I love my child.
8. “my first love,” the first of many men with whom a woman may refine her prostitution skills.
-Rawkstah
Improve everyone’s mood by fucking up comedicallly, maybe.
The stories I could tell. Finally called Dick and left a voicemail msg about two stalker broads. Both online. One I didn’t even know, it was in my earlier days online and I had made the mistake of putting my full name in the IRC form. Started calling my house, so I had the number changed and unlisted right away.
In another case this broad I knew “died”. Uh huh. Her “neice” in text kept messaging me. I told her I knew it was her but she insisted. So I told her I was glad her “aunt” had died because she was stupid. Then suddenly she was no longer dead. Uh huh. Called my house and told my [soon to be] ex-wife that she was having our love child. Of course the time frames she gave, my ex-wife knew ere crap.
Expect them to improve?
So then my chimpanzee examples were spot on. A chimp wouldn’t be so stupid as to try to pretend to be another woman.
In another study, 356 male students were asked: “If you could be assured that no one would know and that you could in no way be punished for engaging in the following acts, how likely, if at all, would you be to commit such acts?” (Briere and Malamuth, 1983). Among the sexual acts listed were the two of interest to these researchers: “forcing a female to do something she really didn’t want to do” and “rape” (Briere and Malamuth, 1983). Sixty percent of the sample indicated that under the right circumstances, there was some likelihood that they would rape, use force, or do both.
You expected women to improve themselves? I’m sure that’s a loss of manpoints.
Victoria = Heater
Nice try, changing your name because you know you acted like a total cunt in the last voicemail. Next time try changing your IP. Or start by learning what it is.
Ok, this is for the dumbass woman who said that the HTML of this website was bad. Bitch, you just prove that you know absolutely NOTHING about HTML. This is a WordPress website! He didn’t code this whole goddamn thing you dumb cunt, I mean seriously dude its pretty FUCKING OBVIOUS, most wordpress sites look like this. And the sad part about you saying that, is you intentionally called to make fun of his website knowing that you dont know shit about web design. Im 19 years old and I know alot about web design, and if you were really smart you would know that you cant post comments with basic HTML you dumbass, its alot more difficult than that.
Jesus, you women who call and say this stupid shit only make yourselfs look more stupid, get some fucking sense, everything you say proves dick right, and I laugh because it doesn’t take a fucking genius to figure it out. I thought after a while of not visiting the site I would maybe come across some good arguments on the voicemail, but I have yet to hear one fucking legit argument. Its been 3 months since ive posted here and I come back to hear the same women saying that same retarded shit.
Keep it up dick, im still listening =) Oh, and for the fat bitch that don’t know shit about HTML, go see Jenny Craig and take some web design classes.
Victoria I’d watch yourself. I’m going to hunt you down like a dog and fuck you until your knees bleed into powdered bone.
No woman who went to college in the history of college ever achieved anything apart from a pretend fake man career.
Condi Rice for example…. she’s a second rate shit eating nappy headed ho, but she’s also a second rate secretary of state.
If she were a man, she’d be Henry Kissinger… whose realpolitik still makes waves in foreign policy worldwide today, over thirty years since he last held public office…
So you see cunt flaps, any woman, no matter what it says on her business card, if she were a man, she would be infinitely better.
Why do you think Hillarity Clinton got the stiff push to the side from Osama Hussein?
Because Americans would rather vote for a coon than a cunt.
Even a blackface minstrel clown with only four years senate experience can beat some feminazi cunt who embarrassed herself in front of the world for not being able to wash the cock of Slick Willy…
John McCain, John Kerry, all of them…. rich fucking surgery blonde milfs for wives, who have cuntloads of greenbacks from the inheritance of MEN who were related to them.
Suck your high school best friend’s cunt for girls gone wild Victoria!
I couldn’t give a fuck whether you live or die. I live on the other side of the world to you… i’m never even gonna meet you… if you did live in my town…. I’d take you out for mexican food and lie to you and have you face and head looking like a pig with an apple stuck in its mouth by the end of the night. I’d tell you I loved you but deep down i’d be thinking ‘how the fuck can you let someone do this to you? you filthy fucking sick whore’
Victoria…. the following man facts are true:
You will be on heavy doses of antidepressants by the end of the decade.
You will in 20 years get both your tits sliced off by a male surgeon because you were dumb enough to wear makeup that wasn’t tested on animals, and you got breast cancer as a result.
You will at least twice in your life suffer a prolapsed rectum from rough anal sex at the hands of gentlemen you have ‘known’ for a mere six hours.
Your cunt smells like an indonesian cab driver with halitosis
You use hairspray to keep your makeup in place and then set your face on fire while shooting a burning shooter of liqueur.
You will steal half a man’s wealth, essentially placing the work and labor he gave his years to buy the house, essentially making that time a prison term, robbing him of his lifeblood and vital years, he will be forced to begin again fiscally when he is middle aged and has a fucked up back
Any man who has been in your company for a day, if he had a dick that didn’t work, would have not been in your company at all, because you are an unbearable cunt, and the only reason anyone would ever listen to a thing that comes out of your cocksucking mouth, is because five minutes a day you humiliate yourself and stick that man’s cock in said cocksuckng mouth
You are only good for sucking cock, and spare organs for those women on donor waiting lists who we desperately need to get of dialysis so they can get back to sucking cocks.
You look like a fucking clown when you suck cock and I laugh
The moment I feel teeth you feel lead, you got that cunt???
If bird flu wiped out all the judges and cops on earth, i’d hunt you down and tie you up, and slowly disembowel you and feed your own fucked out labia.
And laugh.
This has been ‘Facts about Victoria’ with SMash. Thankyou for reading.
You forgot colossal bitch and frigid cunt. I’m sure you fit one of those nicely. Why else would you go on a mens website to try to prove them wrong.
Just perusing the site for the hell of it, and the funny of it..I found this tidbit:
That’s what you call double evidence.
One vote for the not giving a fuck.
Slan go foill.
To a broad, stating well proven facts means that you have a closed mind and are full of hatred. Perhaps we men should open our minds to the fantasies and glitter of the female mind. Or perhaps we should just not give a fuck.
If were going your going to sit here and pick apart my grammar and base that upon our smarts. its just not worth it. its petty and stupid like i said just forget it. Your hopeless.
No real man or real woman would take this site quite as literally as you do
It looks as though you base your life around it.
haha, alright thats sad.
Im going to go out and enjoy life.
good bye
ok, just forget it. There is no point in talking to someone who wont open there mind a little.
Have fun living your life filled with so much hatred.
It must be fun.
Bye!
Byes.
Actually that looks like five categories.
Congrats again, your one of few.
I did not say that there are no women paying their way. I stated that statistically they will marry or boyfriend up. In this case, if she works, most of the time, his money will go for the bills and her pitiful handout will go for useless shit.
If you are attending college, perhaps you should rent a chimp and have him attend your math classes, since you’re having a difficult time with the word statistically.
No, women are not smarter than chimps. I don’t have to pretend it. Chimps are fully capable of living on their own in the wild, while screeching wildly. And they are funny as shit when they screech.
A woman isn’t capable of living on her own in the wild. She is however able to screech and you can be sure in such circumstances she will. Unlike the amusing sounds of the chimp, a woman’s screeching is only disgusting and irritating. That’s because chimps have class, style and skill.
Also I did not say that she is like a chimpanzee. I’d explain what I said, but don’t see the need since it’s right there in black and white. It’s something we men call writing, words, and ideas.
Which planet do you live on? Statistically she will most certainly end up relying on another man again. You know it, so stop your clattering. Saying it is untrue won’t make it so.
See what I mean about the screeching? I had to cover my ears at that shit.
did you even read what i said haha wow
all you focused on ws the negative
maybe YOU like being miserable.
Unfortunately, yes. My post was much better than yours.
It’s interesting though, that you were so busy blathering that you cleaned up your quote, that again you had to waste a shitload of space quoting shit that didn’t need to be quoted.
Again, quote the pertinent stuff and move on.
Ok, first off i did clean up my quote did you read the one before?
Secondly, I assure you that woman are smarter than chimps, you know this, please dont pretend it isnt true. It is.
Acually that is the only information that you put in that reply.
You basically said college for woman is pointless because she is like a chimpanzee and she will end up relying on another man any way. Come on, that is so untrue. haha
its actually kind of funny when you sit there and break down most of the posts made on here by men.
Basically they are just degrading and classifying woman into one single category.
Bimbos,hoes,whores,Ignorant boobs and tits.
I know woman who live on there own and support themselves.
Me being one of them.
The man in my life does not help me pay rent. He does not buy me elaborate things.
we just enjoy eachothers company.
Is that entirely impossible to you?
Victoria, Clean up your quotes. You don’t need to quote two layers back. Quote the most pertinent statement you are commenting on and move on. Watch a man do it.
Now:
College attendance by women creates educated women as well college attendance by chimpanzees would create educated chimpanzees. In these two cases, college attendance by one is a sickening waste of money and resources. In contrast to that sickening waste, college attendance by chimpanzees, would not be a waste, because attending college with a chimp would be fucking funny as all fuck.
Now, I’m not denying that you might have taken out student loans, and that you might repay them. Congrats, your in the top half of the female class. Except there isn’t a top half, so either way it’s shit.
If her husband dies, statistically she won’t fall back on her education. Every man and woman in this country knows what she will fall back on though. In case you aren’t sure, here’s a hint: http://www.selectcomfort.com/
Now all this makes it sound like I am opposed to broads attending University. I’m not, just as I am not opposed to them attending University, working for a couple years, then taking 20 years off, and when returning to work, bitching about the glass ceiling, because they are being paid less than a man who worked that entire time.
Just because I am not opposed to something, doesn’t mean it isn’t stupid.
Well this is not entirely true the education may not be wasted on her, i mean, she may marry but what if her husband dies, or something happens, her education will always be there to back her up and support her. And i know from experience on student loans, i will pay them off eventully and it in the end is beneficial to woman. wouldnt you rather have educated woman at least? It seems as if a woman tries to prove herself to the world, there is always a certain someone who doubts it or doesnt believe. lets try to keep an open mind here.
Your question, as always, is a trick question. College or not, statistically, she’ll either marry up, or if the man exercises wisdom gained from other men or experience, he’ll only allow her to boyfriend up. So that college education is wasted on her. Again, statitstically, she’s likely not taken out student loans that she will repay. Someone else, her father, the government, is already paying for her college. That just means that college itself is her current form of welfare.
Of course she might be in the 1% bracket that is doing it basically on her own. Not much chance of that though.
Shouldnt she be getting herself an education to support the child?
Or should she go on welfare and be lazy and rely on the gover ment and MEN.
you choose!
Off topic here; But i saw something in class today more atrocious than a woman in college, its a PREGNANT woman in college!
Which is your favorite part, the one were he travels in time only to fuck the girl, or the one were he gives up his own life only for the child, not the mother?
haha
That movie was good but thats not all it was about.
You only point out the parts making it sound like he dominated the woman.
haha you guys are funny
There is no more manly movie than the Terminator. Let’s just examine the first movie for a second.
A great and noble man travels back in time to fuck a chick and sperminate her while she is being hunted by a robot who has won 7 Mr. Olympias.
THat man then gives his life for the chick in order for her to give birth to a even greater man who saves the fucking world against an army of robots hellbent on humanity’s destruction.
Fuck ya!
Dick, if this shit wasn’t real, it would be funny as fuck. Some pretty disturbing chicks out there.
Can’t wait for your posts from the stalker chick.
Keep up the good work.
Ah, it´s up now.
Guess I it was a premature click by me. ;)
YouTube fuckers killed the vid?