Improve everyone’s mood by fucking up comedicallly, maybe.

Arbalest said:

You expected women to improve themselves? I’m sure that’s a loss of manpoints.

The stories I could tell. Finally called Dick and left a voicemail msg about two stalker broads. Both online. One I didn’t even know, it was in my earlier days online and I had made the mistake of putting my full name in the IRC form. Started calling my house, so I had the number changed and unlisted right away.

In another case this broad I knew “died”. Uh huh. Her “neice” in text kept messaging me. I told her I knew it was her but she insisted. So I told her I was glad her “aunt” had died because she was stupid. Then suddenly she was no longer dead. Uh huh. Called my house and told my [soon to be] ex-wife that she was having our love child. Of course the time frames she gave, my ex-wife knew ere crap.

Expect them to improve?

montreal said:

Victoria = Heater

Nice try, changing your name because you know you acted like a total cunt in the last voicemail. Next time try changing your IP. Or start by learning what it is.

So then my chimpanzee examples were spot on. A chimp wouldn’t be so stupid as to try to pretend to be another woman.

In another study, 356 male students were asked: “If you could be assured that no one would know and that you could in no way be punished for engaging in the following acts, how likely, if at all, would you be to commit such acts?” (Briere and Malamuth, 1983). Among the sexual acts listed were the two of interest to these researchers: “forcing a female to do something she really didn’t want to do” and “rape” (Briere and Malamuth, 1983). Sixty percent of the sample indicated that under the right circumstances, there was some likelihood that they would rape, use force, or do both.

You expected women to improve themselves? I’m sure that’s a loss of manpoints.

Victoria = Heater

Nice try, changing your name because you know you acted like a total cunt in the last voicemail. Next time try changing your IP. Or start by learning what it is.

Ok, this is for the dumbass woman who said that the HTML of this website was bad. Bitch, you just prove that you know absolutely NOTHING about HTML. This is a WordPress website! He didn’t code this whole goddamn thing you dumb cunt, I mean seriously dude its pretty FUCKING OBVIOUS, most wordpress sites look like this. And the sad part about you saying that, is you intentionally called to make fun of his website knowing that you dont know shit about web design. Im 19 years old and I know alot about web design, and if you were really smart you would know that you cant post comments with basic HTML you dumbass, its alot more difficult than that.

Jesus, you women who call and say this stupid shit only make yourselfs look more stupid, get some fucking sense, everything you say proves dick right, and I laugh because it doesn’t take a fucking genius to figure it out. I thought after a while of not visiting the site I would maybe come across some good arguments on the voicemail, but I have yet to hear one fucking legit argument. Its been 3 months since ive posted here and I come back to hear the same women saying that same retarded shit.

Keep it up dick, im still listening =) Oh, and for the fat bitch that don’t know shit about HTML, go see Jenny Craig and take some web design classes.

Victoria I’d watch yourself. I’m going to hunt you down like a dog and fuck you until your knees bleed into powdered bone.

No woman who went to college in the history of college ever achieved anything apart from a pretend fake man career.

Condi Rice for example…. she’s a second rate shit eating nappy headed ho, but she’s also a second rate secretary of state.

If she were a man, she’d be Henry Kissinger… whose realpolitik still makes waves in foreign policy worldwide today, over thirty years since he last held public office…

So you see cunt flaps, any woman, no matter what it says on her business card, if she were a man, she would be infinitely better.

Why do you think Hillarity Clinton got the stiff push to the side from Osama Hussein?

Because Americans would rather vote for a coon than a cunt.

Even a blackface minstrel clown with only four years senate experience can beat some feminazi cunt who embarrassed herself in front of the world for not being able to wash the cock of Slick Willy…

John McCain, John Kerry, all of them…. rich fucking surgery blonde milfs for wives, who have cuntloads of greenbacks from the inheritance of MEN who were related to them.

Suck your high school best friend’s cunt for girls gone wild Victoria!

I couldn’t give a fuck whether you live or die. I live on the other side of the world to you… i’m never even gonna meet you… if you did live in my town…. I’d take you out for mexican food and lie to you and have you face and head looking like a pig with an apple stuck in its mouth by the end of the night. I’d tell you I loved you but deep down i’d be thinking ‘how the fuck can you let someone do this to you? you filthy fucking sick whore’

Victoria…. the following man facts are true:

You will be on heavy doses of antidepressants by the end of the decade.

You will in 20 years get both your tits sliced off by a male surgeon because you were dumb enough to wear makeup that wasn’t tested on animals, and you got breast cancer as a result.

You will at least twice in your life suffer a prolapsed rectum from rough anal sex at the hands of gentlemen you have ‘known’ for a mere six hours.

Your cunt smells like an indonesian cab driver with halitosis

You use hairspray to keep your makeup in place and then set your face on fire while shooting a burning shooter of liqueur.

You will steal half a man’s wealth, essentially placing the work and labor he gave his years to buy the house, essentially making that time a prison term, robbing him of his lifeblood and vital years, he will be forced to begin again fiscally when he is middle aged and has a fucked up back

Any man who has been in your company for a day, if he had a dick that didn’t work, would have not been in your company at all, because you are an unbearable cunt, and the only reason anyone would ever listen to a thing that comes out of your cocksucking mouth, is because five minutes a day you humiliate yourself and stick that man’s cock in said cocksuckng mouth

You are only good for sucking cock, and spare organs for those women on donor waiting lists who we desperately need to get of dialysis so they can get back to sucking cocks.

You look like a fucking clown when you suck cock and I laugh

The moment I feel teeth you feel lead, you got that cunt???

If bird flu wiped out all the judges and cops on earth, i’d hunt you down and tie you up, and slowly disembowel you and feed your own fucked out labia.

And laugh.

This has been ‘Facts about Victoria’ with SMash. Thankyou for reading.

Victoria said: “Basically they are just degrading and classifying woman into one single category.
Bimbos,hoes,whores,Ignorant boobs and tits.
I know woman who live on there own and support themselves.
Me being one of them.”

You forgot colossal bitch and frigid cunt. I’m sure you fit one of those nicely. Why else would you go on a mens website to try to prove them wrong.

Just perusing the site for the hell of it, and the funny of it..I found this tidbit:

Dick Masterson said:
I don’t even want to get into how clumsily women throw their sentences together. All I will say is that if the human brain spontaneously combusted if the word ‘basically’ was said more than like a hundred times during a half hour stretch, women wouldn’t even be allowed to open their mouths in public anymore. A chimp with a Speak and Spell strapped to its back could throw thoughts that stuck to the wall in a more cohesive pattern.

That’s what you call double evidence.

One vote for the not giving a fuck.

Victoria said:
good bye

Slan go foill.

Victoria said:
ok, just forget it. There is no point in talking to someone who wont open there mind a little.
Have fun living your life filled with so much hatred.
It must be fun.
Bye!
Byes.

To a broad, stating well proven facts means that you have a closed mind and are full of hatred. Perhaps we men should open our minds to the fantasies and glitter of the female mind. Or perhaps we should just not give a fuck.

If were going your going to sit here and pick apart my grammar and base that upon our smarts. its just not worth it. its petty and stupid like i said just forget it. Your hopeless.
No real man or real woman would take this site quite as literally as you do
It looks as though you base your life around it.
haha, alright thats sad.
Im going to go out and enjoy life.
good bye

Joseph James Frantz said:

Victoria said:
Secondly, I assure you that woman are smarter than chimps, you know this, please dont pretend it isnt true. It is.
Acually that is the only information that you put in that reply.

You basically said college for woman is pointless because she is like a chimpanzee and …

No, women are not smarter than chimps. I don’t have to pretend it. Chimps are fully capable of living on their own in the wild, while screeching wildly. And they are funny as shit when they screech.

A woman isn’t capable of living on her own in the wild. She is however able to screech and you can be sure in such circumstances she will. Unlike the amusing sounds of the chimp, a woman’s screeching is only disgusting and irritating. That’s because chimps have class, style and skill.

Also I did not say that she is like a chimpanzee. I’d explain what I said, but don’t see the need since it’s right there in black and white. It’s something we men call writing, words, and ideas.

she will end up relying on another man any way. Come on, that is so untrue…

Which planet do you live on? Statistically she will most certainly end up relying on another man again. You know it, so stop your clattering. Saying it is untrue won’t make it so.

…haha

See what I mean about the screeching? I had to cover my ears at that shit.

ok, just forget it. There is no point in talking to someone who wont open there mind a little.
Have fun living your life filled with so much hatred.
It must be fun.
Bye!
Byes.

its actually kind of funny when you sit there and break down most of the posts made on here by men.
Basically they are just degrading and classifying woman into one single category.
Bimbos,hoes,whores,Ignorant boobs and tits.

Actually that looks like five categories.

I know woman who live on there own and support themselves.
Me being one of them.
The man in my life does not help me pay rent. He does not buy me elaborate things.
we just enjoy eachothers company.
Is that entirely impossible to you?

Congrats again, your one of few.

I did not say that there are no women paying their way. I stated that statistically they will marry or boyfriend up. In this case, if she works, most of the time, his money will go for the bills and her pitiful handout will go for useless shit.

If you are attending college, perhaps you should rent a chimp and have him attend your math classes, since you’re having a difficult time with the word statistically.

Victoria said:
Secondly, I assure you that woman are smarter than chimps, you know this, please dont pretend it isnt true. It is.
Acually that is the only information that you put in that reply.

You basically said college for woman is pointless because she is like a chimpanzee and …

No, women are not smarter than chimps. I don’t have to pretend it. Chimps are fully capable of living on their own in the wild, while screeching wildly. And they are funny as shit when they screech.

A woman isn’t capable of living on her own in the wild. She is however able to screech and you can be sure in such circumstances she will. Unlike the amusing sounds of the chimp, a woman’s screeching is only disgusting and irritating. That’s because chimps have class, style and skill.

Also I did not say that she is like a chimpanzee. I’d explain what I said, but don’t see the need since it’s right there in black and white. It’s something we men call writing, words, and ideas.

she will end up relying on another man any way. Come on, that is so untrue…

Which planet do you live on? Statistically she will most certainly end up relying on another man again. You know it, so stop your clattering. Saying it is untrue won’t make it so.

…haha

See what I mean about the screeching? I had to cover my ears at that shit.

did you even read what i said haha wow
all you focused on ws the negative
maybe YOU like being miserable.

Victoria said:

Ok, first off i did clean up my quote did you read the one before?

Unfortunately, yes. My post was much better than yours.

It’s interesting though, that you were so busy blathering that you cleaned up your quote, that again you had to waste a shitload of space quoting shit that didn’t need to be quoted.

Again, quote the pertinent stuff and move on.

Joseph James Frantz said:

Victoria, Clean up your quotes. You don’t need to quote two layers back. Quote the most pertinent statement you are commenting on and move on. Watch a man do it.

Now:

Victoria said:
Well this is not entirely true the education may not be wasted on her, i mean, she may marry but what if her husband dies, or something happens, her education will always be there to back her up and support her. And i know from experience on student loans, i will pay them off eventully and it in the end is beneficial to woman. wouldnt you rather have educated woman at least? It seems as if a woman tries to prove herself to the world, there is always a certain someone who doubts it or doesnt believe. lets try to keep an open mind here.

College attendance by women creates educated women as well college attendance by chimpanzees would create educated chimpanzees. In these two cases, college attendance by one is a sickening waste of money and resources. In contrast to that sickening waste, college attendance by chimpanzees, would not be a waste, because attending college with a chimp would be fucking funny as all fuck.

Now, I’m not denying that you might have taken out student loans, and that you might repay them. Congrats, your in the top half of the female class. Except there isn’t a top half, so either way it’s shit.

If her husband dies, statistically she won’t fall back on her education. Every man and woman in this country knows what she will fall back on though. In case you aren’t sure, here’s a hint: http://www.selectcomfort.com/

Now all this makes it sound like I am opposed to broads attending University. I’m not, just as I am not opposed to them attending University, working for a couple years, then taking 20 years off, and when returning to work, bitching about the glass ceiling, because they are being paid less than a man who worked that entire time.

Just because I am not opposed to something, doesn’t mean it isn’t stupid.

Ok, first off i did clean up my quote did you read the one before?
Secondly, I assure you that woman are smarter than chimps, you know this, please dont pretend it isnt true. It is.
Acually that is the only information that you put in that reply.

You basically said college for woman is pointless because she is like a chimpanzee and she will end up relying on another man any way. Come on, that is so untrue. haha

its actually kind of funny when you sit there and break down most of the posts made on here by men.
Basically they are just degrading and classifying woman into one single category.
Bimbos,hoes,whores,Ignorant boobs and tits.
I know woman who live on there own and support themselves.
Me being one of them.
The man in my life does not help me pay rent. He does not buy me elaborate things.
we just enjoy eachothers company.
Is that entirely impossible to you?