Dick’s Voicemail #4

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Comment by Dick Masterson
2009-10-25 15:26:46 - IP Man-Hash: 237473d762590

I am shutting this site down.

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-23 20:22:07 - IP Man-Hash: 74077b8131bbb

ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!

Comment by Kyle McHale
2009-10-23 20:35:46 - IP Man-Hash: 241604a86762d

Dude, what’s wrong with you? I understand where a lot of these guys are coming from, not that I totally agree with all of them, but you have taken a dive off the deep end. I think I speak for 99.99% of men when I say that we don’t share your sentiments. We don’t want to rape/kill women. You’re fucking nuts and should seek help immediately, for everyone’s sake.

 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-23 20:43:04 - IP Man-Hash: 74077b8131bbb

Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!

Comment by usemenonly
2009-10-23 22:19:02 - IP Man-Hash: d8fb152600116

Are you the next Anti-Christ?………….crazy motha fucka?

 
 
Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-10-23 20:52:06 - IP Man-Hash: 74077b8131bbb

Kyle Mchale there are 82,030,659 women who are working day and night to eradicate all men from the planet these are the CUNTS I am referrinf to. Good luck to you if you get accused for false rape by a cunt you never met you might be rotting in jail like a most of the men in jail who don’t happen to have solid evidence. Ever heard of the Hofstra rape lie? Ever read the” Scum Manifesto”?www.womynkind.org/scum.htm taught in all univercities teaching to kill men ? I guess not being ignorant is not an option dear brother! I do adore naturally feminine bitches who love my gender and know their place.

 
 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 16:11:42 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Dick Masterson=Dildo wearing a Groucho mask! http://www.maleenhancement.org/

 
Comment by thetruth
2009-02-18 12:43:41 - IP Man-Hash: 9228d2368d2e9

women are, in fact, responsible for the diminishing integrity of america. the economic crisis is the fault of women. every advertisement on the radio, tv, or internet is in some way directed at supposedly improving the happiness of women and men buy into this lie. men feel they will die alone and unloved unless they spend 1/3rd of a years salary on a piece of compressed, shiny carbon. these poor decisions turn into forclosure, bankruptsy, and other forms of financial ruin. this sort of behavior has turned into an epidemic, turning this country into a barren wasteland of feminism.

Comment by usemenonly
2009-10-23 22:21:37 - IP Man-Hash: d8fb152600116

You must be an unemployed, lazy, no ambition-type loser guy………no?

Comment by Chris
2009-10-24 02:02:05 - IP Man-Hash: 0211d7d96e1c0

Would your fucking head explode if he weren’t?

Well then, you keep telling yourself that.

Got forbid any employed man, who works, has ambition beyond appeasing some fucked up failure cunt like yourself ever figures out you’re worthless.

Then what will you do???

how will you get the smell of cat piss out of your hair.
You don’t have to answer that. We don’t give a shit.

http://nomarriage.com/loser.html

 
 
 
Comment by Milo Persona
2008-10-02 13:41:55 - IP Man-Hash: 4388b2ada86f5

HAHAHA Rob halford!, I hadn’t noticed that until that guy mentioned it, that’s awesome.

 
Comment by Lincoln
2008-08-14 22:09:55 - IP Man-Hash: 3380d8802e508

I just love to hear and read the fucking stupid bitches rant and rave and scream calling Dick and men like me all sorts of dirty names and cursing on this website, oh its such sweet entertainment, I love it.

 
Comment by shake
2008-06-22 20:49:45 - IP Man-Hash: c42691bc5ce96

bahahahahahahha i love the south park reference

 
Comment by vadim
2008-06-03 06:56:24 - IP Man-Hash: 62e9b1b0332b7

:)))) they aren’t that smart as they think they are…:)))

Comment by chick
2009-05-11 23:05:26 - IP Man-Hash: ee562e0ac05db

Don’t you mean
“they aren’t AS smart as they think they are”?

 
 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-05-30 17:11:06 - IP Man-Hash: 49ad5ec0b8c19

American and Canadian women should be herded into concentration camps and physically exterminated. Goodbye and good riddance!

Comment by Muzalon
2008-08-15 10:02:41 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

Too lenient… they should be slowly tortured to death.

 
 
Comment by Butters
2008-05-05 13:44:57 - IP Man-Hash: a8e6ca474299d

What do you mean ‘except sucking dick’? clearly never had a guy suck your dick before, men are waaay better at it.

 
Comment by Billy
2008-04-28 01:10:59 - IP Man-Hash: 01160a78e0597

Gallup and coworkers conclude that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in the ejaculate are absorbed through the vagina.

We all know women stay unhappy unless someone is buying them crap. Well here is the cure.
Girls, open up and say Ahhhhhh

 
Comment by Billy
2008-04-28 01:01:53 - IP Man-Hash: 01160a78e0597

Danielle said:

Q: Why do manholes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Hahahaha, That’s funny. I wish I was flexible enough to put my ankles up to my head.

Practice, most whores can do it.

 
Comment by Billy
2008-04-28 00:58:30 - IP Man-Hash: 01160a78e0597

studioline said:
>

To clarify the same issue,
Women are ashamed. Thy live in shame. That’s one of their deepest secrets. It so deep that many of them only feel the feeling and can’t identify it, what the f… is that feeling. And pseudo- feminists use that phenomenon against women. They are responsible for putting that feeling into women. That’s why you can hear woman bitching here. If they didn’t have this feeling, they would not be so frustrated. They think The Social Matrix is their allay, so they defend it so much, while it’s f… them up, by also redirecting the balmy towards men. That’s why even some women say “f… you feminism” they are smart enough to know what they enemy is, and they are the true feminists. But still they don’t know the formula for happiness, which pseudo- feminism was supposed to, but failed so miserably to provide. And I feel compassion that so many great women, have to be in a bitch position, because of what majority is telling them to do. They don’t want to be bitches and yet they have to, that’s where the feeling is coming form.

I adisagree with the last line. The sick sisterhood tells women to be strong. Strong Equals Bitch. They wear that title proudly these days because men won’t put them in their place.

Maybe with this site we will see more men stand up to them instead of suk up to them.

 
Comment by Dawn
2008-04-26 11:13:32 - IP Man-Hash: 7f4aa80b49460

son of the suns said:

You are a still a baby with more testosterone than sentience.

In time you will beg for our teachings.

I don’t mind being educated, I find all these theories fascinating =) I’m open-minded…so teach away

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-04-26 10:56:36 - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4

You are a still a baby with more testosterone than sentience.

In time you will beg for our teachings.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-26 10:31:22 - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7

battlefever said:

onto a new subject. anyone who thinks for one second that what this guy says is true is a blind f**kwit. Who does he think he is? None of his comments make any theoretical sense whatsoever. Take the part about where “no history or poetry or anything like that (forgot what it was exactly) was written by women” .. who didnt take their history lesson? women werent allowed to write that kind of stuff! they werent allowed to practice mathematics or science back in those days because brickheads like you wouldnt let them. and you’re saying that women are whores? take off those glasses because apparently the lenses are opaque, i know more MEN who sleep around than women, people like you refuse to believe that men can actually be ‘whores’, and women probably dont like sex because their husband is one of your type, who doesnt care about women and treats them like shit. you’re the kind of person who makes women feel bad for no reason at all! we are ALL equal.

before anyone goes flaming me because they think im a woman and wont understand anyway. wrong, and furthermore piss off. im a guy, 16 years old, i live in australia, and for anyone who truly believes that what this guy says is right, then flame mail would be greatly appreciated at ferramoon@hotmail.com

Come back in 20 years, divorced and penniless, and tell us all about how great Anglo-Saxon women are, asshole.

 
Comment by battlefever
2008-04-26 10:03:40 - IP Man-Hash: 23de35dfcd150

onto a new subject. anyone who thinks for one second that what this guy says is true is a blind f**kwit. Who does he think he is? None of his comments make any theoretical sense whatsoever. Take the part about where “no history or poetry or anything like that (forgot what it was exactly) was written by women” .. who didnt take their history lesson? women werent allowed to write that kind of stuff! they werent allowed to practice mathematics or science back in those days because brickheads like you wouldnt let them. and you’re saying that women are whores? take off those glasses because apparently the lenses are opaque, i know more MEN who sleep around than women, people like you refuse to believe that men can actually be ‘whores’, and women probably dont like sex because their husband is one of your type, who doesnt care about women and treats them like shit. you’re the kind of person who makes women feel bad for no reason at all! we are ALL equal.

before anyone goes flaming me because they think im a woman and wont understand anyway. wrong, and furthermore piss off. im a guy, 16 years old, i live in australia, and for anyone who truly believes that what this guy says is right, then flame mail would be greatly appreciated at ferramoon@hotmail.com

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-24 06:49:10 - IP Man-Hash: daf133b657dee

Frank said:

Lol. I absolutely love Dick for not being afraid to say what he thinks. Only problem is without women you wouldn’t have a website, money, a book, or a life. Your whole world revolves around women. You live for women. You should be thanking women for the ground you step on. I don’t understand how all these fuckers agree with you? If it wasn’t for women you wouldn’t even be alive. Dick you should live up to your name and introduce us to your boyfriend the one you get fucked by lol that’ll be amusing,”a confused-whitetrash-ignorant-coward” with a tiny dick.Ciao.

You, Frank-person-woman-bitch
We don’t want your pussy, there is no dick for you, so;
Go fuck yourself you no name, no personality, nobody.

 
Comment by Frank
2008-04-23 14:11:18 - IP Man-Hash: fe6d43c7671e8

Lol. I absolutely love Dick for not being afraid to say what he thinks. Only problem is without women you wouldn’t have a website, money, a book, or a life. Your whole world revolves around women. You live for women. You should be thanking women for the ground you step on. I don’t understand how all these fuckers agree with you? If it wasn’t for women you wouldn’t even be alive. Dick you should live up to your name and introduce us to your boyfriend the one you get fucked by lol that’ll be amusing,”a confused-whitetrash-ignorant-coward” with a tiny dick.Ciao.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-21 00:00:51 - IP Man-Hash: c9105066fb3bd

What so sad-funny so confused The Mc Donalds man bashing whatever the fuck she is, was actually saying is this;
i m so fucking horny because i did not have a dick for so long, and i’ve beed masturbating for so long and i even tried to be a lesbian, but it just made me realize just how much i need dick, that i would fuck any man especially like someone who i consider not good enough for me like a Mc Donalds guy, but i wonder why i can’t do that, because there is some stupid force inside me which disables me to do that, and i am so frustrated, buecuse of the garbage that somehow got into my brain and i justify my confusion by convincing myself that no man is not good enough for me.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-20 23:49:45 - IP Man-Hash: c9105066fb3bd

It’s so sad-funny how confused The Mc Donalds man bashing whatever the fuck she is, was confused. She was so attracted to Dick M, that at the end of her message, she almost said she doesn’t believe a word she says and she would love to suck Dick M dick, therefore she would love to have a date with him. And started to lough at the idea, but then she had realized, that she actually almost said that so she acted up and prolonged her lough like she is just being sarcastic, and then started to feel all stupid about herself, that men will catch that, and therefore immidately hang up.

 
Comment by A Soldier
2008-04-20 19:10:07 - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d

I love every second of this shit.

My favorites were

Manhole: “If a dude works at McDonalds, I don’t think he is good enough to date me”

Dick: “Prostitute”

Manhole: “You’re worst than a fucking ebay seller at a 99 cent auction” (WTF?)”

Oh yeah, I’m not your buddy, friend.

 
Comment by Sum canadian
2008-04-20 18:56:00 - IP Man-Hash: a247d10c6d150

I’m not your buddy, friend!
I’m not your friend, guy!
LOL

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-18 08:26:49 - IP Man-Hash: 2d7bf8f11ea43

Muzalon said:

jarbrain said:

no manhole said:

Arbalest said:

It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

Stupid men with no balls slug women. Good luck, Arbalest.

Sad fact: disfigurement of the face is the only thing most women are frightened of. Violence is the only thing they truly fear. Nonsensibly still, most women who attract batterers are weak and masochistic. As much as it may seem that women often deserve to get popped in the mouth, it is the ones who did nothing at all but be weak who get beaten out of contempt. I state this after years of observation.

Lower class idiot women are attracted to deadbeat thugs, who are the men most likely to batter them. It is, in a sense, their own decision to be abused.

Women do not want to be batter. They only make emotional and logical error, by getting a feeling that a guy who acts all tough, is the one who is able to defeat the Dragon.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-18 08:18:13 - IP Man-Hash: 2d7bf8f11ea43

no manhole said:

studioline said:

Arbalest said:

Kai said:

I’ve noticed a sudden drop-off of the hateful women posters since the voice mail segments started. I wonder if pausing to listen to the soft-boiled retardation spilling from the mouths of their sisters and sex-slaves shames them into silence?

Of course not, women have no shame.

To clarify the same issue,
Women are ashamed. Thy live in shame. That’s one of their deepest secrets. It so deep that many of them only feel the feeling and can’t identify it, what the f… is that feeling. And pseudo- feminists use that phenomenon against women. They are responsible for putting that feeling into women. That’s why you can hear woman bitching here. If they didn’t have this feeling, they would not be so frustrated. They think The Social Matrix is their allay, so they defend it so much, while it’s f… them up, by also redirecting the balmy towards men. That’s why even some women say “f… you feminism” they are smart enough to know what they enemy is, and they are the true feminists. But still they don’t know the formula for happiness, which pseudo- feminism was supposed to, but failed so miserably to provide. And I feel compassion that so many great women, have to be in a bitch position, because of what majority is telling them to do. They don’t want to be bitches and yet they have to, that’s where the feeling is coming form.

What your saying does not apply to all women. My ex-girlfriend who I know extremely well had little if any shame, and tons of pride. She thought every thought of her’s was correct and had trouble seeing things from another perspective. The author Thomas Ellis theorizes this is actually a female-specific characteristic. My ex was a bitch when things did not conform to her view of how things should be in her mind. The sad thing was that I had to be extremely aggressive with her verbally–put her down harshly—for her to “snap out of it”, and for her to have any modesty to see that things could be seen in a different yet equal perspective. I suspect every women is a bit different here, but one problem I feel is the media/popular culture insistence that womens opinions should carry more weight then mens, because women are emotionally-superior beings.

You stroke many important issues here, and I can’t fit all of them in one response.
The shame does apply to all women including your exes. There is no female specific characteristics. This difference theory it’s like explaining things by inexplainable. You and I are describing the same phenomenon – The Social Matrix. You are just describing a situation, that your ex never expressed her shame to you. You were never with her on that level. In order for her to abandon the Social Matrix, you have to show her something else and better, than the Social Matrix. You have to make clear for her in the very beginning that you are capable of loving her and never the Persona, this way she wont feel confused and unclear. Do you hear for ex in how many songs female singers sing words like “rescue me”? The technique you described as extremely aggressive in putting her down verbally, doesn’t work, also because the Dragon is too big. You need to be patient and firm at the same time. Do you remember fables? How do you defeat the Dragon? What does the Dragon represents? The Persona. It’s the Dragon that prohibits women form being themselves, nowadays the Dragon is even bigger and nastier than ever before. This is the only achievement of pseudo – feminists after the took over of the feminism and abuse of they logo, because originally feminist movement promised to get rid of the Dragon. When woman is bitching on this site or in your life she only means, why didn’t you kill the Dragon. What you are now sharing with me is a reflection that they were supposed to help us with killing the beast. And you are right, because in the mean time the Dragon is still growing and kicking and they can feel it.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-18 07:29:12 - IP Man-Hash: 6de85be8a4eaf

jarbrain said:

no manhole said:

Arbalest said:

It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

Stupid men with no balls slug women. Good luck, Arbalest.

Sad fact: disfigurement of the face is the only thing most women are frightened of. Violence is the only thing they truly fear. Nonsensibly still, most women who attract batterers are weak and masochistic. As much as it may seem that women often deserve to get popped in the mouth, it is the ones who did nothing at all but be weak who get beaten out of contempt. I state this after years of observation.

Lower class idiot women are attracted to deadbeat thugs, who are the men most likely to batter them. It is, in a sense, their own decision to be abused.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-04-18 06:21:07 - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

studioline said:

Arbalest said:

Kai said:

I’ve noticed a sudden drop-off of the hateful women posters since the voice mail segments started. I wonder if pausing to listen to the soft-boiled retardation spilling from the mouths of their sisters and sex-slaves shames them into silence?

Of course not, women have no shame.

To clarify the same issue,
Women are ashamed. Thy live in shame. That’s one of their deepest secrets. It so deep that many of them only feel the feeling and can’t identify it, what the f… is that feeling. And pseudo- feminists use that phenomenon against women. They are responsible for putting that feeling into women. That’s why you can hear woman bitching here. If they didn’t have this feeling, they would not be so frustrated. They think The Social Matrix is their allay, so they defend it so much, while it’s f… them up, by also redirecting the balmy towards men. That’s why even some women say “f… you feminism” they are smart enough to know what they enemy is, and they are the true feminists. But still they don’t know the formula for happiness, which pseudo- feminism was supposed to, but failed so miserably to provide. And I feel compassion that so many great women, have to be in a bitch position, because of what majority is telling them to do. They don’t want to be bitches and yet they have to, that’s where the feeling is coming form.

What your saying does not apply to all women. My ex-girlfriend who I know extremely well had little if any shame, and tons of pride. She thought every thought of her’s was correct and had trouble seeing things from another perspective. The author Thomas Ellis theorizes this is actually a female-specific characteristic. My ex was a bitch when things did not conform to her view of how things should be in her mind. The sad thing was that I had to be extremely aggressive with her verbally–put her down harshly—for her to “snap out of it”, and for her to have any modesty to see that things could be seen in a different yet equal perspective. I suspect every women is a bit different here, but one problem I feel is the media/popular culture insistence that womens opinions should carry more weight then mens, because women are emotionally-superior beings.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-18 05:47:26 - IP Man-Hash: 2d7bf8f11ea43

Arbalest said:

Kai said:

I’ve noticed a sudden drop-off of the hateful women posters since the voice mail segments started. I wonder if pausing to listen to the soft-boiled retardation spilling from the mouths of their sisters and sex-slaves shames them into silence?

Of course not, women have no shame.

To clarify the same issue,
Women are ashamed. Thy live in shame. That’s one of their deepest secrets. It so deep that many of them only feel the feeling and can’t identify it, what the f… is that feeling. And pseudo- feminists use that phenomenon against women. They are responsible for putting that feeling into women. That’s why you can hear woman bitching here. If they didn’t have this feeling, they would not be so frustrated. They think The Social Matrix is their allay, so they defend it so much, while it’s f… them up, by also redirecting the balmy towards men. That’s why even some women say “f… you feminism” they are smart enough to know what they enemy is, and they are the true feminists. But still they don’t know the formula for happiness, which pseudo- feminism was supposed to, but failed so miserably to provide. And I feel compassion that so many great women, have to be in a bitch position, because of what majority is telling them to do. They don’t want to be bitches and yet they have to, that’s where the feeling is coming form.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-18 05:42:57 - IP Man-Hash: 2d7bf8f11ea43

Dr. Phil said:

Seen this shit yet, Dick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx_WKxqQF2o

Women in a nutshell, youtubeshell, whatever, doing whatever they can to get that $.

Hey, Dr. Phill

I need to know something for sure, before I make my point, Can you veryfy something for me, pls? Is this video clip for real or just some hokus pokus?

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-17 21:19:28 - IP Man-Hash: d513c36cf40a3

While that does make sense, from observation I’ve noticed that women usually have a tendency to “look” weak just to get out of trouble. The same woman who talks about how she’ll kick your ass to next friday and pay her own bills will bat her eyes and play into the weak woman role when the police come with a ticket or she pisses off the wrong guy just to get another man to protect her. As long as women like that are around I can’t agree completely.

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-04-17 19:00:14 - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

no manhole said:

Arbalest said:

It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

Stupid men with no balls slug women. Good luck, Arbalest.

Sad fact: disfigurement of the face is the only thing most women are frightened of. Violence is the only thing they truly fear. Nonsensibly still, most women who attract batterers are weak and masochistic. As much as it may seem that women often deserve to get popped in the mouth, it is the ones who did nothing at all but be weak who get beaten out of contempt. I state this after years of observation.

 
Comment by Danielle
2008-04-17 18:53:42 - IP Man-Hash: 51be2d0d30a7f

doubt said:

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

Q: Why do manholes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Hahahaha, That’s funny. I wish I was flexible enough to put my ankles up to my head.

 
Comment by doubt
2008-04-17 18:10:46 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

Nah, it’s better with ‘tit.’ Everything else is an improvement, just have to make her sound a bit more realistic.
I’ll update the original – copy-pasting any of my manhole observations onto feminist sites wouldn’t hurt.

 
Comment by doubt
2008-04-17 18:07:23 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

Q: Why do manholes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Slightly improved:

A manhole claiming to be an Engineering Major goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”

The student took her finger, pushed on her left nipple and screamed, then she pushed her tongue and screamed even more. She pushed her thigh and screamed; likewise she pushed her ass and screamed.

Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, “You’re not really an Engineering College Student, are you?”

“I’m actually in Women’s Studies.”

“I thought so,” the doctor said; “Your finger is broken.”

 
Comment by El hombre de fuego
2008-04-17 16:34:25 - IP Man-Hash: 7a9e8bbc54d4c

manhole said:

I cant add anything of substance to the argument, cuz you all know I’m a manhole. Duhh……….

Have anything more of so-called substance you’d like to say, manhole?

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-04-17 15:36:17 - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

El hombre de fuego said:

Thanx for be so honest, manhole. But we already knew that about you.

Cant add anything of substance to the argument, huh? Duhh……….

 
Comment by El hombre de fuego
2008-04-17 15:23:56 - IP Man-Hash: a6ffde334f8b7

manhole said:

doubt said:

Arbalest said:

It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

Well said. The ultimate test of an individual’s intelligence is their level of subtlety, which can be determined instantaneously. Simply put, the more they have to compensate for, the less they have. Now, directly AND coarsely proclaiming intellectual superiority? Not only a massive loss of man-points, but damning evidence of a jaded mind.

A more important test of intelligence is clarity of which I know absolutely nothing about. In other words, can I read a sentence of yours, and will it make perfect sense to me, without me giving it too much thought? Obviously, not because I’m so fucking stupid, I have some work here to do like going outside and playing hide and go fuck myself.

Thanx for be so honest, manhole. But we already knew that about you.

 
Comment by Panda
2008-04-17 13:45:53 - IP Man-Hash: a09182ecba5d2

doubt said:

Arbalest said:

It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

Well said. The ultimate test of an individual’s intelligence is their level of subtlety, which can be determined instantaneously. Simply put, the more they have to compensate for, the less they have. Now, directly AND coarsely proclaiming intellectual superiority? Not only a massive loss of man-points, but damning evidence of a jaded mind.

This reminded me of Einstein’s quote. I especially like how coyly it is phrased.

“Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics;
I can assure you that mine are still greater.”

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-17 12:05:42 - IP Man-Hash: 5bc4447211b3f

no manhole said:

Arbalest said:

It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

Stupid men with no balls slug women. Good luck, Arbalest.

In that case I’m surprised and amused you found time in your busy women beating schedule to come talk to us. You really shouldn’t have though.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-04-17 11:47:44 - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

doubt said:

Arbalest said:

It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

Well said. The ultimate test of an individual’s intelligence is their level of subtlety, which can be determined instantaneously. Simply put, the more they have to compensate for, the less they have. Now, directly AND coarsely proclaiming intellectual superiority? Not only a massive loss of man-points, but damning evidence of a jaded mind.

A more important test of intelligence is clarity. In other words, can I read a sentence of yours, and will it make perfect sense to me, without me giving it to much thought? You have some work here to do.

 
Comment by doubt
2008-04-17 10:38:50 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

Arbalest said:

It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

Well said. The ultimate test of an individual’s intelligence is their level of subtlety, which can be determined instantaneously. Simply put, the more they have to compensate for, the less they have. Now, directly AND coarsely proclaiming intellectual superiority? Not only a massive loss of man-points, but damning evidence of a jaded mind.

 
Comment by doubt
2008-04-17 10:34:48 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

What’s the difference between a knife and a manhole?
The knife has a point.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-04-17 10:30:42 - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

Arbalest said:

It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

Stupid men with no balls slug women. Good luck, Arbalest.

 
Comment by Dr. Phil
2008-04-17 10:28:36 - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

Let me fucking see: Go out for a jog on this fine spring day and work these man muscles? Ooooooor spend my time on the internet going in circles with some fat pig?

Hmmmm, what should I do, men?

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-17 10:22:00 - IP Man-Hash: 5bc4447211b3f

It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

 
Comment by doubt
2008-04-17 10:12:01 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

A young manhole claiming to be an Engineering College Student goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”

The student took her finger, pushed on her left tit and screamed, then she pushed her tongue and screamed even more. She pushed her thigh and screamed; likewise she pushed her ass and screamed.

Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, “You’re not really an Engineering College Student, are you?”

“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a Women’s Studies Major.”

“I thought so,” the doctor said; “Your finger is broken.”

- http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/stfu.txt

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-04-17 09:48:56 - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

brandon said:

To Haha and all the misguided men visiting this site,
The comment towards my writing, about it being soft, is misplaced. The obvious point of the paragraph was missed by you. I see comments being left like “women are to stupid” or “thinking. . why do they do that.?” But then I get comments attacking my writing style yet ignoring the message. This makes me wonder, you need someone to belittle. You need this sort of hate because either someone hated you or you were raised to hate others. I’m not quite sure what the case is, but please respond to comments intellectually and try thinking with your brains instead of your balls.

@Brandon- pure intellectual discourse on this site is not respected, I learned that quickly here. If you temper your intellectual charges with ridicule and occasional ad hominen attacks (eg “fucktard”, “dumb-ass”, “dip-shit”, etc) you will get more thoughtful responses. Besides, it’s a chance to build your creativity. Good luck.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-17 09:45:42 - IP Man-Hash: 5bc4447211b3f

brandon said:

To Haha and all the misguided men visiting this site,
The comment towards my writing, about it being soft, is misplaced. The obvious point of the paragraph was missed by you. I see comments being left like “women are to stupid” or “thinking. . why do they do that.?” But then I get comments attacking my writing style yet ignoring the message. This makes me wonder, you need someone to belittle. You need this sort of hate because either someone hated you or you were raised to hate others. I’m not quite sure what the case is, but please respond to comments intellectually and try thinking with your brains instead of your balls.

Stop massaging your ego. Your message wasn’t bothered with because it’s been done before. It’s unoriginal. You’re not important enough to give more then a GTFO. It’s not that intelligence is a issue, you’re just not worth the time.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-17 09:37:38 - IP Man-Hash: dfc58c946ae6e

brandon said:

To Haha and all the misguided men visiting this site,
The comment towards my writing, about it being soft, is misplaced. The obvious point of the paragraph was missed by you. I see comments being left like “women are to stupid” or “thinking. . why do they do that.?” But then I get comments attacking my writing style yet ignoring the message. This makes me wonder, you need someone to belittle. You need this sort of hate because either someone hated you or you were raised to hate others. I’m not quite sure what the case is, but please respond to comments intellectually and try thinking with your brains instead of your balls.

Hey “Brandon”,

You are thinking, wonder, are not quire sure, all together, just a little too much. lol.

 
Comment by Mik3_D
2008-04-17 09:27:54 - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85

brandon said:

To Haha and all the misguided men visiting this site,
The comment towards my writing, about it being soft, is misplaced. The obvious point of the paragraph was missed by you. I see comments being left like “women are to stupid” or “thinking. . why do they do that.?” But then I get comments attacking my writing style yet ignoring the message. This makes me wonder, you need someone to belittle. You need this sort of hate because either someone hated you or you were raised to hate others. I’m not quite sure what the case is, but please respond to comments intellectually and try thinking with your brains instead of your balls.

You sound like a bitch. Is that clear enough?

Try thinking with your brain instead of your FEEEEWINGS. You fucking eunuch.

 
Comment by Dillard T. Wanker
2008-04-17 08:43:21 - IP Man-Hash: af323b2bba283

Hey “Brandon”:

Try using a few more commas next time.

 
Comment by brandon
2008-04-17 08:35:20 - IP Man-Hash: 6a619dd5d3c9e

To Haha and all the misguided men visiting this site,
The comment towards my writing, about it being soft, is misplaced. The obvious point of the paragraph was missed by you. I see comments being left like “women are to stupid” or “thinking. . why do they do that.?” But then I get comments attacking my writing style yet ignoring the message. This makes me wonder, you need someone to belittle. You need this sort of hate because either someone hated you or you were raised to hate others. I’m not quite sure what the case is, but please respond to comments intellectually and try thinking with your brains instead of your balls.

 
Comment by Dr. Phil
2008-04-17 08:05:50 - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

Single yet have a boyfriend. What the shit? You’re a loner yet have a bunch of friends too?

Well you feminist bitch, Chelsea Cliton, be aware that there’s a growing statistic of unhappy career whores like yourself who are kicking themselves for not submitting to their natural place as wives and mothers in the home and are desperate, lonely, and can’t understand why men avoid them like they’re fat chicks.

When you get there if you’re not there already. We don’t want you “liberated” bitches because:

1. You most likely can’t cook

2. Along with cooking, you probably can’t do any house wife shit at all.

3. You’re too pompous. It’s already clear that you think everyone should know you’re special because you went to some diploma mill. “IBTU” I’m better than U.

4. All of you are feminists. Meaning you think Women deserve special advantages despite claiming you support equality. Fuck that.

5. Expectations set too high. If we lose a job the relationship’s over. If it were the other way around and you lost a job, we’d still be there the next day.

I rest my case.

 
Comment by Solomon
2008-04-17 06:53:13 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Thought you guys could use a little break from these whiny bitches. Check out this little tale of manliness.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080417.wbcmerritt 17/BNStory/National/home

-Solomon

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-17 06:47:21 - IP Man-Hash: dfc58c946ae6e

Haha said:

Hey Brandon,

Is there any reason why your writing is so soft? I mean really soft; as if you were a girl/woman.

lol lol

Interesting, they always pretend to be a guy, when they wanna seem they have something interesting to say. And then they say someting dumb like; Hey this Brandon I am a man. lol.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-17 06:28:25 - IP Man-Hash: dfc58c946ae6e

Chelsea said:

I’m a woman who received my M.D. from the University of Michigan last year. I’m a single (meaning not married, but I have a boyfriend) doctor who makes payments for my house with my own money. I’m currently learning my specialization, cardiovascular surgery. I would be very shocked if any of you men who praise this idiot are half as accomplished.

I love how there are tons of completely stupid voicemails from men, such as: “When has a woman ever done an experiment ever?” that Dick treats with such respect, despite the fact that you’d have to be a complete moron to not know that women have contributed tons to the medical field and sciences in general.

Then he goes on to directly contradict himself. A girl calls in and says he doesn’t have enough money for her to date him, and he calls her a prostitute and says girls only date money. Then another woman calls in and says she raised her kids on her own because the father was a broke loser, and he mocks her for not dating a rich man. You have to pick a side, needle-dick, you can’t think both situations are the worst example.

It’s pretty obvious that you men who join in on this idiocy are too stupid to attract decent women. Even ugly guys can get nice girls, so it must be your horrendous possibility. You can only draw in women to use you for money. The good girlfriends will always ignore you.

And guess what you and these two other woman have in common? You communicate with men through pussy power. And you feel frighten, the men on this site want to take that away form you. Why? Then your man will be attracted to you and not the Persona, which The Social Matrix claims men are attracted to, so you can fail and be unhappy. But men are not attracted to the Persona which you can clearly see on this site, to the point that we don’t want your pussy no more. And this is our message to you.

 
Comment by Karu
2008-04-17 05:39:00 - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90

I’m actually Bill Gates. It’s true because I said it on the Internet.

 
Comment by CavScout19D
2008-04-17 05:20:50 - IP Man-Hash: eb08d83784f42

Another great one from Dick. Anyone else wonder why women try to prove themselves here?
“Oh I’m such and such and went to college for a year and I’m independent and self-sufficient, blah blah. . .”

Shouldn’t they post that on a feminist site where someone might actually care?

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-04-17 03:48:44 - IP Man-Hash: 8985368d60c0e

Commander Scott said:

Shut the fuck up, you frigid Yankee American whore with a B.A. in finger painting. The only reason why you’re able to financially support yourself is because you have a man to sponge off; the only economically independent women in the world today are women who currently receive large monetary donations from the men they exploit sexually as husbands or boyfriends…..yada yada yada

“You go back, Jack, do it again…” Donald Fagen, circa 1972

 
Comment by Jos
2008-04-17 02:59:25 - IP Man-Hash: dbb06bc4fac69

Chelsea said:

I’m a woman who received my M.D. from the University of Michigan last year. I’m a single (meaning not married, but I have a boyfriend) doctor who makes payments for my house with my own money. I’m currently learning my specialization, cardiovascular surgery. I would be very shocked if any of you men who praise this idiot are half as accomplished.

I love how there are tons of completely stupid voicemails from men, such as: “When has a woman ever done an experiment ever?” that Dick treats with such respect, despite the fact that you’d have to be a complete moron to not know that women have contributed tons to the medical field and sciences in general.

Then he goes on to directly contradict himself. A girl calls in and says he doesn’t have enough money for her to date him, and he calls her a prostitute and says girls only date money. Then another woman calls in and says she raised her kids on her own because the father was a broke loser, and he mocks her for not dating a rich man. You have to pick a side, needle-dick, you can’t think both situations are the worst example.

It’s pretty obvious that you men who join in on this idiocy are too stupid to attract decent women. Even ugly guys can get nice girls, so it must be your horrendous possibility. You can only draw in women to use you for money. The good girlfriends will always ignore you.

Well we don’t say that women are unable to study things that were meant for men, but the point is that women only reproduce. Women reproduce human beings (babies) as well as they reproduce knowledge that men thought out, they don’t invent things. If you train a monkey hard enough, i’m sure he’ll be able to do a lot of tricks.
You can quite your study now as well, otherwise you’ll split up with your boyfriend because one time in the future you’ll think you’re so smart and able to score better (and richer), you’ll have too much stress in your job and quit or seek a lower job as a result (followed by whining that women don’t earn as much money as men).
By the way, the reason that men don’t come here to show off with their degrees is that they realize that its not verifiable, everyone can come here and claim to be a doctor, space engineer or what not… and so what, who cares? Only women care enough to do such things as proof of their supposed intelligence.
Women should get rid of their pumped up ego, and take their place in society back. In contrast to feminists who plainly say that they hate men (and of course are the root of all evil in the world), we dont claim to hate women, we love them and thats why we care enough to get them back on the right track.
peace :)

 
Comment by Karu
2008-04-17 02:44:56 - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90

brandon said:

I find it disturbing, that all of you have this distaste and sense of superiority over the females in your life. I dont want to judge or make an assumption, but what did your mother or ex girlfriend do to you that has created this horrible monster that you call yourself? All people are equal, women are not breeding machines meant for the male to dispose of after use. Women are people, they are you and me, in fact you would not be here without a woman. I am a man, I understand the idea’s you place before me, but I can not justify your reasoning. Men may have invented the phone, or the press machine, but why? Those inventors lived in a time that believed women were nothing more than dishwashers and breeders. I feel that you are afraid that women could possibly be equals, the same fear existed in Germany with the Jews, and with Whites against Blacks in the United States. You, my fellow men, dissapoint me. The ability to to view others equally is a gift, I hope you can one day see others through equal eyes.

Yeah, whatever you say, Brenda.

 
Comment by Billy
2008-04-17 01:53:58 - IP Man-Hash: 7549903361c6d

Chelsea said:

I’m a woman who received my M.D. from the University of Michigan last year. I’m a single (meaning not married, but I have a boyfriend) doctor who makes payments for my house with my own money. I’m currently learning my specialization, cardiovascular surgery. I would be very shocked if any of you men who praise this idiot are half as accomplished.

I love how there are tons of completely stupid voicemails from men, such as: “When has a woman ever done an experiment ever?” that Dick treats with such respect, despite the fact that you’d have to be a complete moron to not know that women have contributed tons to the medical field and sciences in general.

Then he goes on to directly contradict himself. A girl calls in and says he doesn’t have enough money for her to date him, and he calls her a prostitute and says girls only date money. Then another woman calls in and says she raised her kids on her own because the father was a broke loser, and he mocks her for not dating a rich man. You have to pick a side, needle-dick, you can’t think both situations are the worst example.

It’s pretty obvious that you men who join in on this idiocy are too stupid to attract decent women. Even ugly guys can get nice girls, so it must be your horrendous possibility. You can only draw in women to use you for money. The good girlfriends will always ignore you.

Lies, lies and more lies.
Women make sorry ass Doctors. You will want to quit in a few years anyways because women are lazy as hell, if you are even telling the truth. Most women lie incesantly.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-04-17 00:39:27 - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4

Chelsea said:

“Scenario two is that the next two words are “don’t think…” in which case she should just stop right there because that’s about as acurate as a lady-type can get.”

By the way, I love this one (taken directly from the FAQ section). Dick insults womens’ intelligence and then immediately misspells “accurate”. Dumbass.

Shut the fuck up, you frigid Yankee American whore with a B.A. in finger painting. The only reason why you’re able to financially support yourself is because you have a man to sponge off; the only economically independent women in the world today are women who currently receive large monetary donations from the men they exploit sexually as husbands or boyfriends. Any male with an elementary school education knows that women have significantly lower levels of intelligence and creativity than men; most women are lesser evolved hominids who are slightly more sophisticated than the average orang-utang or chimpanzee. Go eat a McDonalds’ cheeseburger, you lazy, fat Yankee Anglo-fuck on a “supersize me” diet.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-04-17 00:23:29 - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4

The overwhelming majority of women have smaller brains, lesser neurons, and lower IQs than men. Men are both intellectually and biologically superior to the sub-human, lesser evolved female.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-17 00:10:19 - IP Man-Hash: 69bde94e225ec

You know, someone who doesn’t know the meaning of single shouldn’t be spouting off about intelligence.

 
Comment by doubt
2008-04-17 00:05:31 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

Whatever their other contributions to our society, manholes could be an important source of protein.

 
Comment by Chelsea
2008-04-16 23:33:15 - IP Man-Hash: 28a0f6b00da6e

“Scenario two is that the next two words are “don’t think…” in which case she should just stop right there because that’s about as acurate as a lady-type can get.”

By the way, I love this one (taken directly from the FAQ section). Dick insults womens’ intelligence and then immediately misspells “accurate”. Dumbass.

 
Comment by Chelsea
2008-04-16 23:29:07 - IP Man-Hash: 28a0f6b00da6e

I’m a woman who received my M.D. from the University of Michigan last year. I’m a single (meaning not married, but I have a boyfriend) doctor who makes payments for my house with my own money. I’m currently learning my specialization, cardiovascular surgery. I would be very shocked if any of you men who praise this idiot are half as accomplished.

I love how there are tons of completely stupid voicemails from men, such as: “When has a woman ever done an experiment ever?” that Dick treats with such respect, despite the fact that you’d have to be a complete moron to not know that women have contributed tons to the medical field and sciences in general.

Then he goes on to directly contradict himself. A girl calls in and says he doesn’t have enough money for her to date him, and he calls her a prostitute and says girls only date money. Then another woman calls in and says she raised her kids on her own because the father was a broke loser, and he mocks her for not dating a rich man. You have to pick a side, needle-dick, you can’t think both situations are the worst example.

It’s pretty obvious that you men who join in on this idiocy are too stupid to attract decent women. Even ugly guys can get nice girls, so it must be your horrendous possibility. You can only draw in women to use you for money. The good girlfriends will always ignore you.

 
Comment by Fuzz
2008-04-16 22:12:21 - IP Man-Hash: 16e9bf5e061fd

Dick, you said women are better than men at sucking dick, but I’m fairly certain men take the cake on that one. Who teaches women how to do this? Gay men.

 
Comment by Loweeel
2008-04-16 21:47:40 - IP Man-Hash: e8f1274b78768

South Park quote = pure brilliance. Rock on, Dick!

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-16 21:42:01 - IP Man-Hash: 29b48487587c8

Kai said:

I’ve noticed a sudden drop-off of the hateful women posters since the voice mail segments started. I wonder if pausing to listen to the soft-boiled retardation spilling from the mouths of their sisters and sex-slaves shames them into silence?

Of course not, women have no shame.

 
Comment by A Soldier
2008-04-16 21:14:24 - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d

Great Job Dick, you’re a God.

Oh yeah, “I’m not your buddy, friend”

 
Comment by Kai
2008-04-16 21:02:54 - IP Man-Hash: 912dbefb3746d

I’ve noticed a sudden drop-off of the hateful women posters since the voice mail segments started. I wonder if pausing to listen to the soft-boiled retardation spilling from the mouths of their sisters and sex-slaves shames them into silence?

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-04-16 20:36:11 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

manhole said:
[TL;DR]

Ye who plead for the poor, and take money at their hands.
Ye manholes, ye advocates, be sure of this:
When ye draw near to death, and pray for pardon,
Your pardon at your parting hence will be but small.
Saint Matthew bids me tell you this, and if I lie, blame him.

 
Comment by Haha
2008-04-16 19:44:21 - IP Man-Hash: 53017d7fbf52c

Hey Brandon,

Is there any reason why your writing is so soft? I mean really soft; as if you were a girl/woman.

 
Comment by koldking
2008-04-16 17:31:25 - IP Man-Hash: bc7fd969bd3f8

LOL IM NOT UR BUDDY FRIEND

 
Comment by brandon
2008-04-16 17:11:14 - IP Man-Hash: 6a619dd5d3c9e

I find it disturbing, that all of you have this distaste and sense of superiority over the females in your life. I dont want to judge or make an assumption, but what did your mother or ex girlfriend do to you that has created this horrible monster that you call yourself? All people are equal, women are not breeding machines meant for the male to dispose of after use. Women are people, they are you and me, in fact you would not be here without a woman. I am a man, I understand the idea’s you place before me, but I can not justify your reasoning. Men may have invented the phone, or the press machine, but why? Those inventors lived in a time that believed women were nothing more than dishwashers and breeders. I feel that you are afraid that women could possibly be equals, the same fear existed in Germany with the Jews, and with Whites against Blacks in the United States. You, my fellow men, dissapoint me. The ability to to view others equally is a gift, I hope you can one day see others through equal eyes.

 
Comment by erik
2008-04-16 16:33:22 - IP Man-Hash: 878fe01a8412a

can’t wait for the live dickline to be opened on the 18th. TOMORROW! live ownage with the one and only legend.

 
Comment by Solomon
2008-04-16 12:32:36 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Dr. Phil, at least there was a prenup. All women are exactly like her though, so if you ignore everything Dick says hold to this one:

DON”T GET FUCKING MARRIED

-Solomon

 
Comment by Mayor of Whoreville
2008-04-16 12:22:57 - IP Man-Hash: 7fb913ec99da8

Nice South Park reference Dick. The best one is the girl who says “Oh yeah, if men are better than women, why don’t you try having a period every month!”

So a disgusting bodily function proves that women are better than men? If anything, bleeding out eggs in your underwear should further prove that god hates you.

She couldn’t rely on anything like, we invented the telephone, the airplane, the cell phone, the television, the fax, the internal combustion engine, the internet…. no, because those things were done by men. She had to rely on disgusting, underwear ruining, bodily functions. Maybe Einstein should have been less focused on defining the laws that govern our entire universe and more in to fart contests with Phillip Frank to see who could leave the nastiest skid mark. This girl seems to think that would be a more impressive feat.

 
Comment by Stuffgirlslike
2008-04-16 12:05:44 - IP Man-Hash: 5065a63e4afae

It is an act women, do not fall of his act. He is a self publicist and he is using the Muhammed Ali act.

 
Comment by Mik3_D
2008-04-16 10:28:50 - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85

studioline said:

Interesting

The only woman who is happy, trully fullfiled and has a great man is the one who agree with you.
And that’s a puzzle most women can’t resolve.

Well if they can’t even figure out how to troubleshoot a toaster then they’re pretty much fucked on figuring out the rest of life’s mysteries on their own.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-16 10:22:35 - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f

Dr Phil

This was the most scarry horror movie I have ever seen.

 
Comment by Dr. Phil
2008-04-16 09:34:59 - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

Seen this shit yet, Dick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx_WKxqQF2o

Women in a nutshell, youtubeshell, whatever, doing whatever they can to get that $.

 
Comment by redkal
2008-04-16 08:18:14 - IP Man-Hash: d05ac3852e339

These are completely awesome.

You aren’t my buddy… friend. Just watched that episode last night – hilarious!

Keep up the good work.

 
Comment by Martin from BK
2008-04-16 07:34:12 - IP Man-Hash: a3564d75aa2ef

great stuff as usual dick, keep up the amazing work…

p.s. good to know you watch south park lol

 
Comment by El Chauvinisto
2008-04-16 04:35:33 - IP Man-Hash: f324da94e2b95

South Park FTW!!!

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-16 03:19:11 - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f

…And those who feel oppressed, they don’t realize, that it’s not men oppressing them, but the pathology, which they support and defend so much, and which they can’t see, so it seems guys are the one to blame. By blaming guys they only achieve things getting worse by the minute. But they want to have the power, so they can continue the destruction, blaming us men for the result. Ladies, a pathology is something you won’t ever see, it’s not a thing, it’s not a person or a group. You can only understand it, so start thinking, because you claim you can think.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-16 03:01:10 - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f

Interesting

The only woman who is happy, trully fullfiled and has a great man is the one who agree with you.
And that’s a puzzle most women can’t resolve.

 
Comment by Kamizar
2008-04-16 02:29:48 - IP Man-Hash: 6571542c607d2

And now everything is fixed…

 
Comment by Kamizar
2008-04-16 02:17:39 - IP Man-Hash: 6571542c607d2

At the time of this posting, the video has been taken down…

 

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