Dick’s Voicemail #4
Taste another sampling of my voice-man-mail. More death threats per podcast than any other on the net.
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I am shutting this site down.
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
Dude, what’s wrong with you? I understand where a lot of these guys are coming from, not that I totally agree with all of them, but you have taken a dive off the deep end. I think I speak for 99.99% of men when I say that we don’t share your sentiments. We don’t want to rape/kill women. You’re fucking nuts and should seek help immediately, for everyone’s sake.
Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
I have already invested incredible amount of time money energy to bring in Male Supremacy and Absolute Male Dominated Patriarchy!
I am fighting for you brothers! From the beginning of time everything we have is gives to us by men! And I will honour them! FOCUS on the 82,030,659 CUNTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE US FROM THE WORLD! THIS INFORMATION IS PRECISELY ACCURATE FOR THE DAY! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=89815961320
Groups of castrate all men all over internet! This one is by Maxine Healey and Samantha Thomas from Wales http://www.facebook.com/people/Maxine-Healey/699711987
http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Thomas/582097891
GUYS SPREAD THE NEWS AND FOCUS ON THE 82 MILLION PLUS CUNTS WHO WANY TO KILL YOU! I will get the job done if I have to do it buy myself! There may more videos articles, medai and data I want to shshare with you so shall we all create Gmail accounts we can use the audio talk feature built in to the browser! Alright there is work to be d one we need to group up and stay in touch. BE BLESSED IN EVERYWAY!
Are you the next Anti-Christ?………….crazy motha fucka?
Kyle Mchale there are 82,030,659 women who are working day and night to eradicate all men from the planet these are the CUNTS I am referrinf to. Good luck to you if you get accused for false rape by a cunt you never met you might be rotting in jail like a most of the men in jail who don’t happen to have solid evidence. Ever heard of the Hofstra rape lie? Ever read the” Scum Manifesto”?www.womynkind.org/scum.htm taught in all univercities teaching to kill men ? I guess not being ignorant is not an option dear brother! I do adore naturally feminine bitches who love my gender and know their place.
Dick Masterson=Dildo wearing a Groucho mask! http://www.maleenhancement.org/
women are, in fact, responsible for the diminishing integrity of america. the economic crisis is the fault of women. every advertisement on the radio, tv, or internet is in some way directed at supposedly improving the happiness of women and men buy into this lie. men feel they will die alone and unloved unless they spend 1/3rd of a years salary on a piece of compressed, shiny carbon. these poor decisions turn into forclosure, bankruptsy, and other forms of financial ruin. this sort of behavior has turned into an epidemic, turning this country into a barren wasteland of feminism.
You must be an unemployed, lazy, no ambition-type loser guy………no?
Would your fucking head explode if he weren’t?
Well then, you keep telling yourself that.
Got forbid any employed man, who works, has ambition beyond appeasing some fucked up failure cunt like yourself ever figures out you’re worthless.
Then what will you do???
how will you get the smell of cat piss out of your hair.
You don’t have to answer that. We don’t give a shit.
http://nomarriage.com/loser.html
HAHAHA Rob halford!, I hadn’t noticed that until that guy mentioned it, that’s awesome.
I just love to hear and read the fucking stupid bitches rant and rave and scream calling Dick and men like me all sorts of dirty names and cursing on this website, oh its such sweet entertainment, I love it.
bahahahahahahha i love the south park reference
:)))) they aren’t that smart as they think they are…:)))
Don’t you mean
“they aren’t AS smart as they think they are”?
American and Canadian women should be herded into concentration camps and physically exterminated. Goodbye and good riddance!
Too lenient… they should be slowly tortured to death.
What do you mean ‘except sucking dick’? clearly never had a guy suck your dick before, men are waaay better at it.
Gallup and coworkers conclude that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in the ejaculate are absorbed through the vagina.
We all know women stay unhappy unless someone is buying them crap. Well here is the cure.
Girls, open up and say Ahhhhhh
Practice, most whores can do it.
I adisagree with the last line. The sick sisterhood tells women to be strong. Strong Equals Bitch. They wear that title proudly these days because men won’t put them in their place.
Maybe with this site we will see more men stand up to them instead of suk up to them.
I don’t mind being educated, I find all these theories fascinating =) I’m open-minded…so teach away
You are a still a baby with more testosterone than sentience.
In time you will beg for our teachings.
Come back in 20 years, divorced and penniless, and tell us all about how great Anglo-Saxon women are, asshole.
onto a new subject. anyone who thinks for one second that what this guy says is true is a blind f**kwit. Who does he think he is? None of his comments make any theoretical sense whatsoever. Take the part about where “no history or poetry or anything like that (forgot what it was exactly) was written by women” .. who didnt take their history lesson? women werent allowed to write that kind of stuff! they werent allowed to practice mathematics or science back in those days because brickheads like you wouldnt let them. and you’re saying that women are whores? take off those glasses because apparently the lenses are opaque, i know more MEN who sleep around than women, people like you refuse to believe that men can actually be ‘whores’, and women probably dont like sex because their husband is one of your type, who doesnt care about women and treats them like shit. you’re the kind of person who makes women feel bad for no reason at all! we are ALL equal.
before anyone goes flaming me because they think im a woman and wont understand anyway. wrong, and furthermore piss off. im a guy, 16 years old, i live in australia, and for anyone who truly believes that what this guy says is right, then flame mail would be greatly appreciated at ferramoon@hotmail.com
You, Frank-person-woman-bitch
We don’t want your pussy, there is no dick for you, so;
Go fuck yourself you no name, no personality, nobody.
Lol. I absolutely love Dick for not being afraid to say what he thinks. Only problem is without women you wouldn’t have a website, money, a book, or a life. Your whole world revolves around women. You live for women. You should be thanking women for the ground you step on. I don’t understand how all these fuckers agree with you? If it wasn’t for women you wouldn’t even be alive. Dick you should live up to your name and introduce us to your boyfriend the one you get fucked by lol that’ll be amusing,”a confused-whitetrash-ignorant-coward” with a tiny dick.Ciao.
What so sad-funny so confused The Mc Donalds man bashing whatever the fuck she is, was actually saying is this;
i m so fucking horny because i did not have a dick for so long, and i’ve beed masturbating for so long and i even tried to be a lesbian, but it just made me realize just how much i need dick, that i would fuck any man especially like someone who i consider not good enough for me like a Mc Donalds guy, but i wonder why i can’t do that, because there is some stupid force inside me which disables me to do that, and i am so frustrated, buecuse of the garbage that somehow got into my brain and i justify my confusion by convincing myself that no man is not good enough for me.
It’s so sad-funny how confused The Mc Donalds man bashing whatever the fuck she is, was confused. She was so attracted to Dick M, that at the end of her message, she almost said she doesn’t believe a word she says and she would love to suck Dick M dick, therefore she would love to have a date with him. And started to lough at the idea, but then she had realized, that she actually almost said that so she acted up and prolonged her lough like she is just being sarcastic, and then started to feel all stupid about herself, that men will catch that, and therefore immidately hang up.
I love every second of this shit.
My favorites were
Manhole: “If a dude works at McDonalds, I don’t think he is good enough to date me”
Dick: “Prostitute”
Manhole: “You’re worst than a fucking ebay seller at a 99 cent auction” (WTF?)”
Oh yeah, I’m not your buddy, friend.
I’m not your buddy, friend!
I’m not your friend, guy!
LOL
Women do not want to be batter. They only make emotional and logical error, by getting a feeling that a guy who acts all tough, is the one who is able to defeat the Dragon.
You stroke many important issues here, and I can’t fit all of them in one response.
The shame does apply to all women including your exes. There is no female specific characteristics. This difference theory it’s like explaining things by inexplainable. You and I are describing the same phenomenon – The Social Matrix. You are just describing a situation, that your ex never expressed her shame to you. You were never with her on that level. In order for her to abandon the Social Matrix, you have to show her something else and better, than the Social Matrix. You have to make clear for her in the very beginning that you are capable of loving her and never the Persona, this way she wont feel confused and unclear. Do you hear for ex in how many songs female singers sing words like “rescue me”? The technique you described as extremely aggressive in putting her down verbally, doesn’t work, also because the Dragon is too big. You need to be patient and firm at the same time. Do you remember fables? How do you defeat the Dragon? What does the Dragon represents? The Persona. It’s the Dragon that prohibits women form being themselves, nowadays the Dragon is even bigger and nastier than ever before. This is the only achievement of pseudo – feminists after the took over of the feminism and abuse of they logo, because originally feminist movement promised to get rid of the Dragon. When woman is bitching on this site or in your life she only means, why didn’t you kill the Dragon. What you are now sharing with me is a reflection that they were supposed to help us with killing the beast. And you are right, because in the mean time the Dragon is still growing and kicking and they can feel it.
Lower class idiot women are attracted to deadbeat thugs, who are the men most likely to batter them. It is, in a sense, their own decision to be abused.
What your saying does not apply to all women. My ex-girlfriend who I know extremely well had little if any shame, and tons of pride. She thought every thought of her’s was correct and had trouble seeing things from another perspective. The author Thomas Ellis theorizes this is actually a female-specific characteristic. My ex was a bitch when things did not conform to her view of how things should be in her mind. The sad thing was that I had to be extremely aggressive with her verbally–put her down harshly—for her to “snap out of it”, and for her to have any modesty to see that things could be seen in a different yet equal perspective. I suspect every women is a bit different here, but one problem I feel is the media/popular culture insistence that womens opinions should carry more weight then mens, because women are emotionally-superior beings.
To clarify the same issue,
Women are ashamed. Thy live in shame. That’s one of their deepest secrets. It so deep that many of them only feel the feeling and can’t identify it, what the f… is that feeling. And pseudo- feminists use that phenomenon against women. They are responsible for putting that feeling into women. That’s why you can hear woman bitching here. If they didn’t have this feeling, they would not be so frustrated. They think The Social Matrix is their allay, so they defend it so much, while it’s f… them up, by also redirecting the balmy towards men. That’s why even some women say “f… you feminism” they are smart enough to know what they enemy is, and they are the true feminists. But still they don’t know the formula for happiness, which pseudo- feminism was supposed to, but failed so miserably to provide. And I feel compassion that so many great women, have to be in a bitch position, because of what majority is telling them to do. They don’t want to be bitches and yet they have to, that’s where the feeling is coming form.
Hey, Dr. Phill
I need to know something for sure, before I make my point, Can you veryfy something for me, pls? Is this video clip for real or just some hokus pokus?
While that does make sense, from observation I’ve noticed that women usually have a tendency to “look” weak just to get out of trouble. The same woman who talks about how she’ll kick your ass to next friday and pay her own bills will bat her eyes and play into the weak woman role when the police come with a ticket or she pisses off the wrong guy just to get another man to protect her. As long as women like that are around I can’t agree completely.
Sad fact: disfigurement of the face is the only thing most women are frightened of. Violence is the only thing they truly fear. Nonsensibly still, most women who attract batterers are weak and masochistic. As much as it may seem that women often deserve to get popped in the mouth, it is the ones who did nothing at all but be weak who get beaten out of contempt. I state this after years of observation.
Hahahaha, That’s funny. I wish I was flexible enough to put my ankles up to my head.
Nah, it’s better with ‘tit.’ Everything else is an improvement, just have to make her sound a bit more realistic.
I’ll update the original – copy-pasting any of my manhole observations onto feminist sites wouldn’t hurt.
Q: Why do manholes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Slightly improved:
A manhole claiming to be an Engineering Major goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The student took her finger, pushed on her left nipple and screamed, then she pushed her tongue and screamed even more. She pushed her thigh and screamed; likewise she pushed her ass and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, “You’re not really an Engineering College Student, are you?”
“I’m actually in Women’s Studies.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said; “Your finger is broken.”
Have anything more of so-called substance you’d like to say, manhole?
Cant add anything of substance to the argument, huh? Duhh……….
Thanx for be so honest, manhole. But we already knew that about you.
This reminded me of Einstein’s quote. I especially like how coyly it is phrased.
“Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics;
I can assure you that mine are still greater.”
In that case I’m surprised and amused you found time in your busy women beating schedule to come talk to us. You really shouldn’t have though.
A more important test of intelligence is clarity. In other words, can I read a sentence of yours, and will it make perfect sense to me, without me giving it to much thought? You have some work here to do.
Well said. The ultimate test of an individual’s intelligence is their level of subtlety, which can be determined instantaneously. Simply put, the more they have to compensate for, the less they have. Now, directly AND coarsely proclaiming intellectual superiority? Not only a massive loss of man-points, but damning evidence of a jaded mind.
What’s the difference between a knife and a manhole?
The knife has a point.
Stupid men with no balls slug women. Good luck, Arbalest.
Let me fucking see: Go out for a jog on this fine spring day and work these man muscles? Ooooooor spend my time on the internet going in circles with some fat pig?
Hmmmm, what should I do, men?
It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.
A young manhole claiming to be an Engineering College Student goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The student took her finger, pushed on her left tit and screamed, then she pushed her tongue and screamed even more. She pushed her thigh and screamed; likewise she pushed her ass and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, “You’re not really an Engineering College Student, are you?”
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a Women’s Studies Major.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said; “Your finger is broken.”
- http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/stfu.txt
@Brandon- pure intellectual discourse on this site is not respected, I learned that quickly here. If you temper your intellectual charges with ridicule and occasional ad hominen attacks (eg “fucktard”, “dumb-ass”, “dip-shit”, etc) you will get more thoughtful responses. Besides, it’s a chance to build your creativity. Good luck.
Stop massaging your ego. Your message wasn’t bothered with because it’s been done before. It’s unoriginal. You’re not important enough to give more then a GTFO. It’s not that intelligence is a issue, you’re just not worth the time.
Hey “Brandon”,
You are thinking, wonder, are not quire sure, all together, just a little too much. lol.
You sound like a bitch. Is that clear enough?
Try thinking with your brain instead of your FEEEEWINGS. You fucking eunuch.
Hey “Brandon”:
Try using a few more commas next time.
To Haha and all the misguided men visiting this site,
The comment towards my writing, about it being soft, is misplaced. The obvious point of the paragraph was missed by you. I see comments being left like “women are to stupid” or “thinking. . why do they do that.?” But then I get comments attacking my writing style yet ignoring the message. This makes me wonder, you need someone to belittle. You need this sort of hate because either someone hated you or you were raised to hate others. I’m not quite sure what the case is, but please respond to comments intellectually and try thinking with your brains instead of your balls.
Single yet have a boyfriend. What the shit? You’re a loner yet have a bunch of friends too?
Well you feminist bitch, Chelsea Cliton, be aware that there’s a growing statistic of unhappy career whores like yourself who are kicking themselves for not submitting to their natural place as wives and mothers in the home and are desperate, lonely, and can’t understand why men avoid them like they’re fat chicks.
When you get there if you’re not there already. We don’t want you “liberated” bitches because:
1. You most likely can’t cook
2. Along with cooking, you probably can’t do any house wife shit at all.
3. You’re too pompous. It’s already clear that you think everyone should know you’re special because you went to some diploma mill. “IBTU” I’m better than U.
4. All of you are feminists. Meaning you think Women deserve special advantages despite claiming you support equality. Fuck that.
5. Expectations set too high. If we lose a job the relationship’s over. If it were the other way around and you lost a job, we’d still be there the next day.
I rest my case.
Thought you guys could use a little break from these whiny bitches. Check out this little tale of manliness.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080417.wbcmerritt 17/BNStory/National/home
-Solomon
lol lol
Interesting, they always pretend to be a guy, when they wanna seem they have something interesting to say. And then they say someting dumb like; Hey this Brandon I am a man. lol.
And guess what you and these two other woman have in common? You communicate with men through pussy power. And you feel frighten, the men on this site want to take that away form you. Why? Then your man will be attracted to you and not the Persona, which The Social Matrix claims men are attracted to, so you can fail and be unhappy. But men are not attracted to the Persona which you can clearly see on this site, to the point that we don’t want your pussy no more. And this is our message to you.
I’m actually Bill Gates. It’s true because I said it on the Internet.
Another great one from Dick. Anyone else wonder why women try to prove themselves here?
“Oh I’m such and such and went to college for a year and I’m independent and self-sufficient, blah blah. . .”
Shouldn’t they post that on a feminist site where someone might actually care?
“You go back, Jack, do it again…” Donald Fagen, circa 1972
Well we don’t say that women are unable to study things that were meant for men, but the point is that women only reproduce. Women reproduce human beings (babies) as well as they reproduce knowledge that men thought out, they don’t invent things. If you train a monkey hard enough, i’m sure he’ll be able to do a lot of tricks.
You can quite your study now as well, otherwise you’ll split up with your boyfriend because one time in the future you’ll think you’re so smart and able to score better (and richer), you’ll have too much stress in your job and quit or seek a lower job as a result (followed by whining that women don’t earn as much money as men).
By the way, the reason that men don’t come here to show off with their degrees is that they realize that its not verifiable, everyone can come here and claim to be a doctor, space engineer or what not… and so what, who cares? Only women care enough to do such things as proof of their supposed intelligence.
Women should get rid of their pumped up ego, and take their place in society back. In contrast to feminists who plainly say that they hate men (and of course are the root of all evil in the world), we dont claim to hate women, we love them and thats why we care enough to get them back on the right track.
peace :)
Yeah, whatever you say, Brenda.
Lies, lies and more lies.
Women make sorry ass Doctors. You will want to quit in a few years anyways because women are lazy as hell, if you are even telling the truth. Most women lie incesantly.
Shut the fuck up, you frigid Yankee American whore with a B.A. in finger painting. The only reason why you’re able to financially support yourself is because you have a man to sponge off; the only economically independent women in the world today are women who currently receive large monetary donations from the men they exploit sexually as husbands or boyfriends. Any male with an elementary school education knows that women have significantly lower levels of intelligence and creativity than men; most women are lesser evolved hominids who are slightly more sophisticated than the average orang-utang or chimpanzee. Go eat a McDonalds’ cheeseburger, you lazy, fat Yankee Anglo-fuck on a “supersize me” diet.
The overwhelming majority of women have smaller brains, lesser neurons, and lower IQs than men. Men are both intellectually and biologically superior to the sub-human, lesser evolved female.
You know, someone who doesn’t know the meaning of single shouldn’t be spouting off about intelligence.
Whatever their other contributions to our society, manholes could be an important source of protein.
“Scenario two is that the next two words are “don’t think…” in which case she should just stop right there because that’s about as acurate as a lady-type can get.”
By the way, I love this one (taken directly from the FAQ section). Dick insults womens’ intelligence and then immediately misspells “accurate”. Dumbass.
I’m a woman who received my M.D. from the University of Michigan last year. I’m a single (meaning not married, but I have a boyfriend) doctor who makes payments for my house with my own money. I’m currently learning my specialization, cardiovascular surgery. I would be very shocked if any of you men who praise this idiot are half as accomplished.
I love how there are tons of completely stupid voicemails from men, such as: “When has a woman ever done an experiment ever?” that Dick treats with such respect, despite the fact that you’d have to be a complete moron to not know that women have contributed tons to the medical field and sciences in general.
Then he goes on to directly contradict himself. A girl calls in and says he doesn’t have enough money for her to date him, and he calls her a prostitute and says girls only date money. Then another woman calls in and says she raised her kids on her own because the father was a broke loser, and he mocks her for not dating a rich man. You have to pick a side, needle-dick, you can’t think both situations are the worst example.
It’s pretty obvious that you men who join in on this idiocy are too stupid to attract decent women. Even ugly guys can get nice girls, so it must be your horrendous possibility. You can only draw in women to use you for money. The good girlfriends will always ignore you.
Dick, you said women are better than men at sucking dick, but I’m fairly certain men take the cake on that one. Who teaches women how to do this? Gay men.
South Park quote = pure brilliance. Rock on, Dick!
Of course not, women have no shame.
Great Job Dick, you’re a God.
Oh yeah, “I’m not your buddy, friend”
I’ve noticed a sudden drop-off of the hateful women posters since the voice mail segments started. I wonder if pausing to listen to the soft-boiled retardation spilling from the mouths of their sisters and sex-slaves shames them into silence?
Ye who plead for the poor, and take money at their hands.
Ye manholes, ye advocates, be sure of this:
When ye draw near to death, and pray for pardon,
Your pardon at your parting hence will be but small.
Saint Matthew bids me tell you this, and if I lie, blame him.
Hey Brandon,
Is there any reason why your writing is so soft? I mean really soft; as if you were a girl/woman.
LOL IM NOT UR BUDDY FRIEND
I find it disturbing, that all of you have this distaste and sense of superiority over the females in your life. I dont want to judge or make an assumption, but what did your mother or ex girlfriend do to you that has created this horrible monster that you call yourself? All people are equal, women are not breeding machines meant for the male to dispose of after use. Women are people, they are you and me, in fact you would not be here without a woman. I am a man, I understand the idea’s you place before me, but I can not justify your reasoning. Men may have invented the phone, or the press machine, but why? Those inventors lived in a time that believed women were nothing more than dishwashers and breeders. I feel that you are afraid that women could possibly be equals, the same fear existed in Germany with the Jews, and with Whites against Blacks in the United States. You, my fellow men, dissapoint me. The ability to to view others equally is a gift, I hope you can one day see others through equal eyes.
can’t wait for the live dickline to be opened on the 18th. TOMORROW! live ownage with the one and only legend.
Dr. Phil, at least there was a prenup. All women are exactly like her though, so if you ignore everything Dick says hold to this one:
DON”T GET FUCKING MARRIED
-Solomon
Nice South Park reference Dick. The best one is the girl who says “Oh yeah, if men are better than women, why don’t you try having a period every month!”
So a disgusting bodily function proves that women are better than men? If anything, bleeding out eggs in your underwear should further prove that god hates you.
She couldn’t rely on anything like, we invented the telephone, the airplane, the cell phone, the television, the fax, the internal combustion engine, the internet…. no, because those things were done by men. She had to rely on disgusting, underwear ruining, bodily functions. Maybe Einstein should have been less focused on defining the laws that govern our entire universe and more in to fart contests with Phillip Frank to see who could leave the nastiest skid mark. This girl seems to think that would be a more impressive feat.
It is an act women, do not fall of his act. He is a self publicist and he is using the Muhammed Ali act.
Well if they can’t even figure out how to troubleshoot a toaster then they’re pretty much fucked on figuring out the rest of life’s mysteries on their own.
Dr Phil
This was the most scarry horror movie I have ever seen.
Seen this shit yet, Dick?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx_WKxqQF2o
Women in a nutshell, youtubeshell, whatever, doing whatever they can to get that $.
These are completely awesome.
You aren’t my buddy… friend. Just watched that episode last night – hilarious!
Keep up the good work.
great stuff as usual dick, keep up the amazing work…
p.s. good to know you watch south park lol
South Park FTW!!!
…And those who feel oppressed, they don’t realize, that it’s not men oppressing them, but the pathology, which they support and defend so much, and which they can’t see, so it seems guys are the one to blame. By blaming guys they only achieve things getting worse by the minute. But they want to have the power, so they can continue the destruction, blaming us men for the result. Ladies, a pathology is something you won’t ever see, it’s not a thing, it’s not a person or a group. You can only understand it, so start thinking, because you claim you can think.
Interesting
The only woman who is happy, trully fullfiled and has a great man is the one who agree with you.
And that’s a puzzle most women can’t resolve.
And now everything is fixed…
At the time of this posting, the video has been taken down…