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Dick’s Voicemail #4

Taste another sampling of my voice-man-mail. More death threats per podcast than any other on the net.

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  1. doubt Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 10:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

    manhole said:

    [TL;DR]

    A young manhole claiming to be an Engineering College Student goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

    “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”

    The student took her finger, pushed on her left tit and screamed, then she pushed her tongue and screamed even more. She pushed her thigh and screamed; likewise she pushed her ass and screamed.

    Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, “You’re not really an Engineering College Student, are you?”

    “Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a Women’s Studies Major.”

    “I thought so,” the doctor said; “Your finger is broken.”

    - http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/stfu.txt

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  2. Arbalest Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 10:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 5bc4447211b3f

    It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

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  3. Dr. Phil Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 10:28 am - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

    Let me fucking see: Go out for a jog on this fine spring day and work these man muscles? Ooooooor spend my time on the internet going in circles with some fat pig?

    Hmmmm, what should I do, men?

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  4. no manhole Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 10:30 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

    Arbalest said:

    It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

    Stupid men with no balls slug women. Good luck, Arbalest.

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  5. doubt Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 10:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

    manhole said:

    [TL;DR]

    What’s the difference between a knife and a manhole?
    The knife has a point.

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  6. doubt Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 10:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

    Arbalest said:

    It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

    Well said. The ultimate test of an individual’s intelligence is their level of subtlety, which can be determined instantaneously. Simply put, the more they have to compensate for, the less they have. Now, directly AND coarsely proclaiming intellectual superiority? Not only a massive loss of man-points, but damning evidence of a jaded mind.

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  7. no manhole Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 11:47 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

    doubt said:

    Arbalest said:

    It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

    Well said. The ultimate test of an individual’s intelligence is their level of subtlety, which can be determined instantaneously. Simply put, the more they have to compensate for, the less they have. Now, directly AND coarsely proclaiming intellectual superiority? Not only a massive loss of man-points, but damning evidence of a jaded mind.

    A more important test of intelligence is clarity. In other words, can I read a sentence of yours, and will it make perfect sense to me, without me giving it to much thought? You have some work here to do.

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  8. Arbalest Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 12:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5bc4447211b3f

    no manhole said:

    Arbalest said:

    It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

    Stupid men with no balls slug women. Good luck, Arbalest.

    In that case I’m surprised and amused you found time in your busy women beating schedule to come talk to us. You really shouldn’t have though.

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  9. Panda Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 1:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: a09182ecba5d2

    doubt said:

    Arbalest said:

    It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

    Well said. The ultimate test of an individual’s intelligence is their level of subtlety, which can be determined instantaneously. Simply put, the more they have to compensate for, the less they have. Now, directly AND coarsely proclaiming intellectual superiority? Not only a massive loss of man-points, but damning evidence of a jaded mind.

    This reminded me of Einstein’s quote. I especially like how coyly it is phrased.

    “Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics;
    I can assure you that mine are still greater.”

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  10. El hombre de fuego Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 3:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: a6ffde334f8b7

    manhole said:

    doubt said:

    Arbalest said:

    It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

    Well said. The ultimate test of an individual’s intelligence is their level of subtlety, which can be determined instantaneously. Simply put, the more they have to compensate for, the less they have. Now, directly AND coarsely proclaiming intellectual superiority? Not only a massive loss of man-points, but damning evidence of a jaded mind.

    A more important test of intelligence is clarity of which I know absolutely nothing about. In other words, can I read a sentence of yours, and will it make perfect sense to me, without me giving it too much thought? Obviously, not because I’m so fucking stupid, I have some work here to do like going outside and playing hide and go fuck myself.

    Thanx for be so honest, manhole. But we already knew that about you.

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  11. no manhole Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 3:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

    El hombre de fuego said:

    Thanx for be so honest, manhole. But we already knew that about you.

    Cant add anything of substance to the argument, huh? Duhh……….

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  12. El hombre de fuego Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7a9e8bbc54d4c

    manhole said:

    I cant add anything of substance to the argument, cuz you all know I’m a manhole. Duhh……….

    Have anything more of so-called substance you’d like to say, manhole?

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  13. doubt Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

    manhole said:

    [TL;DR]

    Q: Why do manholes wear hoop earings?
    A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

    Slightly improved:

    A manhole claiming to be an Engineering Major goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

    “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”

    The student took her finger, pushed on her left nipple and screamed, then she pushed her tongue and screamed even more. She pushed her thigh and screamed; likewise she pushed her ass and screamed.

    Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, “You’re not really an Engineering College Student, are you?”

    “I’m actually in Women’s Studies.”

    “I thought so,” the doctor said; “Your finger is broken.”

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  14. doubt Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 6:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

    Nah, it’s better with ‘tit.’ Everything else is an improvement, just have to make her sound a bit more realistic.
    I’ll update the original - copy-pasting any of my manhole observations onto feminist sites wouldn’t hurt.

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  15. Danielle Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 6:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 51be2d0d30a7f

    doubt said:

    manhole said:

    [TL;DR]

    Q: Why do manholes wear hoop earings?
    A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

    Hahahaha, That’s funny. I wish I was flexible enough to put my ankles up to my head.

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  16. jarbrain Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 7:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

    no manhole said:

    Arbalest said:

    It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

    Stupid men with no balls slug women. Good luck, Arbalest.

    Sad fact: disfigurement of the face is the only thing most women are frightened of. Violence is the only thing they truly fear. Nonsensibly still, most women who attract batterers are weak and masochistic. As much as it may seem that women often deserve to get popped in the mouth, it is the ones who did nothing at all but be weak who get beaten out of contempt. I state this after years of observation.

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  17. Arbalest Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 9:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: d513c36cf40a3

    While that does make sense, from observation I’ve noticed that women usually have a tendency to “look” weak just to get out of trouble. The same woman who talks about how she’ll kick your ass to next friday and pay her own bills will bat her eyes and play into the weak woman role when the police come with a ticket or she pisses off the wrong guy just to get another man to protect her. As long as women like that are around I can’t agree completely.

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  18. studioline Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 5:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 2d7bf8f11ea43

    Dr. Phil said:

    Seen this shit yet, Dick?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx_WKxqQF2o

    Women in a nutshell, youtubeshell, whatever, doing whatever they can to get that $.

    Hey, Dr. Phill

    I need to know something for sure, before I make my point, Can you veryfy something for me, pls? Is this video clip for real or just some hokus pokus?

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  19. studioline Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 5:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 2d7bf8f11ea43

    Arbalest said:

    Kai said:

    I’ve noticed a sudden drop-off of the hateful women posters since the voice mail segments started. I wonder if pausing to listen to the soft-boiled retardation spilling from the mouths of their sisters and sex-slaves shames them into silence?

    Of course not, women have no shame.

    To clarify the same issue,
    Women are ashamed. Thy live in shame. That’s one of their deepest secrets. It so deep that many of them only feel the feeling and can’t identify it, what the f… is that feeling. And pseudo- feminists use that phenomenon against women. They are responsible for putting that feeling into women. That’s why you can hear woman bitching here. If they didn’t have this feeling, they would not be so frustrated. They think The Social Matrix is their allay, so they defend it so much, while it’s f… them up, by also redirecting the balmy towards men. That’s why even some women say “f… you feminism” they are smart enough to know what they enemy is, and they are the true feminists. But still they don’t know the formula for happiness, which pseudo- feminism was supposed to, but failed so miserably to provide. And I feel compassion that so many great women, have to be in a bitch position, because of what majority is telling them to do. They don’t want to be bitches and yet they have to, that’s where the feeling is coming form.

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  20. no manhole Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 6:21 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

    studioline said:

    Arbalest said:

    Kai said:

    I’ve noticed a sudden drop-off of the hateful women posters since the voice mail segments started. I wonder if pausing to listen to the soft-boiled retardation spilling from the mouths of their sisters and sex-slaves shames them into silence?

    Of course not, women have no shame.

    To clarify the same issue,
    Women are ashamed. Thy live in shame. That’s one of their deepest secrets. It so deep that many of them only feel the feeling and can’t identify it, what the f… is that feeling. And pseudo- feminists use that phenomenon against women. They are responsible for putting that feeling into women. That’s why you can hear woman bitching here. If they didn’t have this feeling, they would not be so frustrated. They think The Social Matrix is their allay, so they defend it so much, while it’s f… them up, by also redirecting the balmy towards men. That’s why even some women say “f… you feminism” they are smart enough to know what they enemy is, and they are the true feminists. But still they don’t know the formula for happiness, which pseudo- feminism was supposed to, but failed so miserably to provide. And I feel compassion that so many great women, have to be in a bitch position, because of what majority is telling them to do. They don’t want to be bitches and yet they have to, that’s where the feeling is coming form.

    What your saying does not apply to all women. My ex-girlfriend who I know extremely well had little if any shame, and tons of pride. She thought every thought of her’s was correct and had trouble seeing things from another perspective. The author Thomas Ellis theorizes this is actually a female-specific characteristic. My ex was a bitch when things did not conform to her view of how things should be in her mind. The sad thing was that I had to be extremely aggressive with her verbally–put her down harshly—for her to “snap out of it”, and for her to have any modesty to see that things could be seen in a different yet equal perspective. I suspect every women is a bit different here, but one problem I feel is the media/popular culture insistence that womens opinions should carry more weight then mens, because women are emotionally-superior beings.

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