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Dick’s Voicemail #4

Taste another sampling of my voice-man-mail. More death threats per podcast than any other on the net.

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  1. doubt Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 12:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

    manhole said:

    [TL;DR]

    Whatever their other contributions to our society, manholes could be an important source of protein.

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  2. Arbalest Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 12:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 69bde94e225ec

    You know, someone who doesn’t know the meaning of single shouldn’t be spouting off about intelligence.

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  3. Commander Scott Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 12:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4

    The overwhelming majority of women have smaller brains, lesser neurons, and lower IQs than men. Men are both intellectually and biologically superior to the sub-human, lesser evolved female.

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  4. Commander Scott Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 12:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4

    Chelsea said:

    “Scenario two is that the next two words are “don’t think…” in which case she should just stop right there because that’s about as acurate as a lady-type can get.”

    By the way, I love this one (taken directly from the FAQ section). Dick insults womens’ intelligence and then immediately misspells “accurate”. Dumbass.

    Shut the fuck up, you frigid Yankee American whore with a B.A. in finger painting. The only reason why you’re able to financially support yourself is because you have a man to sponge off; the only economically independent women in the world today are women who currently receive large monetary donations from the men they exploit sexually as husbands or boyfriends. Any male with an elementary school education knows that women have significantly lower levels of intelligence and creativity than men; most women are lesser evolved hominids who are slightly more sophisticated than the average orang-utang or chimpanzee. Go eat a McDonalds’ cheeseburger, you lazy, fat Yankee Anglo-fuck on a “supersize me” diet.

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  5. Billy Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 1:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 7549903361c6d

    Chelsea said:

    I’m a woman who received my M.D. from the University of Michigan last year. I’m a single (meaning not married, but I have a boyfriend) doctor who makes payments for my house with my own money. I’m currently learning my specialization, cardiovascular surgery. I would be very shocked if any of you men who praise this idiot are half as accomplished.

    I love how there are tons of completely stupid voicemails from men, such as: “When has a woman ever done an experiment ever?” that Dick treats with such respect, despite the fact that you’d have to be a complete moron to not know that women have contributed tons to the medical field and sciences in general.

    Then he goes on to directly contradict himself. A girl calls in and says he doesn’t have enough money for her to date him, and he calls her a prostitute and says girls only date money. Then another woman calls in and says she raised her kids on her own because the father was a broke loser, and he mocks her for not dating a rich man. You have to pick a side, needle-dick, you can’t think both situations are the worst example.

    It’s pretty obvious that you men who join in on this idiocy are too stupid to attract decent women. Even ugly guys can get nice girls, so it must be your horrendous possibility. You can only draw in women to use you for money. The good girlfriends will always ignore you.

    Lies, lies and more lies.
    Women make sorry ass Doctors. You will want to quit in a few years anyways because women are lazy as hell, if you are even telling the truth. Most women lie incesantly.

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  6. Karu Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 2:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90

    brandon said:

    I find it disturbing, that all of you have this distaste and sense of superiority over the females in your life. I dont want to judge or make an assumption, but what did your mother or ex girlfriend do to you that has created this horrible monster that you call yourself? All people are equal, women are not breeding machines meant for the male to dispose of after use. Women are people, they are you and me, in fact you would not be here without a woman. I am a man, I understand the idea’s you place before me, but I can not justify your reasoning. Men may have invented the phone, or the press machine, but why? Those inventors lived in a time that believed women were nothing more than dishwashers and breeders. I feel that you are afraid that women could possibly be equals, the same fear existed in Germany with the Jews, and with Whites against Blacks in the United States. You, my fellow men, dissapoint me. The ability to to view others equally is a gift, I hope you can one day see others through equal eyes.

    Yeah, whatever you say, Brenda.

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  7. Jos Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 2:59 am - IP Man-Hash: dbb06bc4fac69

    Chelsea said:

    I’m a woman who received my M.D. from the University of Michigan last year. I’m a single (meaning not married, but I have a boyfriend) doctor who makes payments for my house with my own money. I’m currently learning my specialization, cardiovascular surgery. I would be very shocked if any of you men who praise this idiot are half as accomplished.

    I love how there are tons of completely stupid voicemails from men, such as: “When has a woman ever done an experiment ever?” that Dick treats with such respect, despite the fact that you’d have to be a complete moron to not know that women have contributed tons to the medical field and sciences in general.

    Then he goes on to directly contradict himself. A girl calls in and says he doesn’t have enough money for her to date him, and he calls her a prostitute and says girls only date money. Then another woman calls in and says she raised her kids on her own because the father was a broke loser, and he mocks her for not dating a rich man. You have to pick a side, needle-dick, you can’t think both situations are the worst example.

    It’s pretty obvious that you men who join in on this idiocy are too stupid to attract decent women. Even ugly guys can get nice girls, so it must be your horrendous possibility. You can only draw in women to use you for money. The good girlfriends will always ignore you.

    Well we don’t say that women are unable to study things that were meant for men, but the point is that women only reproduce. Women reproduce human beings (babies) as well as they reproduce knowledge that men thought out, they don’t invent things. If you train a monkey hard enough, i’m sure he’ll be able to do a lot of tricks.
    You can quite your study now as well, otherwise you’ll split up with your boyfriend because one time in the future you’ll think you’re so smart and able to score better (and richer), you’ll have too much stress in your job and quit or seek a lower job as a result (followed by whining that women don’t earn as much money as men).
    By the way, the reason that men don’t come here to show off with their degrees is that they realize that its not verifiable, everyone can come here and claim to be a doctor, space engineer or what not… and so what, who cares? Only women care enough to do such things as proof of their supposed intelligence.
    Women should get rid of their pumped up ego, and take their place in society back. In contrast to feminists who plainly say that they hate men (and of course are the root of all evil in the world), we dont claim to hate women, we love them and thats why we care enough to get them back on the right track.
    peace :)

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  8. no manhole Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 3:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 8985368d60c0e

    Commander Scott said:

    Shut the fuck up, you frigid Yankee American whore with a B.A. in finger painting. The only reason why you’re able to financially support yourself is because you have a man to sponge off; the only economically independent women in the world today are women who currently receive large monetary donations from the men they exploit sexually as husbands or boyfriends…..yada yada yada

    “You go back, Jack, do it again…” Donald Fagen, circa 1972

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  9. CavScout19D Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 5:20 am - IP Man-Hash: eb08d83784f42

    Another great one from Dick. Anyone else wonder why women try to prove themselves here?
    “Oh I’m such and such and went to college for a year and I’m independent and self-sufficient, blah blah. . .”

    Shouldn’t they post that on a feminist site where someone might actually care?

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  10. Karu Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 5:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90

    I’m actually Bill Gates. It’s true because I said it on the Internet.

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  11. studioline Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 6:28 am - IP Man-Hash: dfc58c946ae6e

    Chelsea said:

    I’m a woman who received my M.D. from the University of Michigan last year. I’m a single (meaning not married, but I have a boyfriend) doctor who makes payments for my house with my own money. I’m currently learning my specialization, cardiovascular surgery. I would be very shocked if any of you men who praise this idiot are half as accomplished.

    I love how there are tons of completely stupid voicemails from men, such as: “When has a woman ever done an experiment ever?” that Dick treats with such respect, despite the fact that you’d have to be a complete moron to not know that women have contributed tons to the medical field and sciences in general.

    Then he goes on to directly contradict himself. A girl calls in and says he doesn’t have enough money for her to date him, and he calls her a prostitute and says girls only date money. Then another woman calls in and says she raised her kids on her own because the father was a broke loser, and he mocks her for not dating a rich man. You have to pick a side, needle-dick, you can’t think both situations are the worst example.

    It’s pretty obvious that you men who join in on this idiocy are too stupid to attract decent women. Even ugly guys can get nice girls, so it must be your horrendous possibility. You can only draw in women to use you for money. The good girlfriends will always ignore you.

    And guess what you and these two other woman have in common? You communicate with men through pussy power. And you feel frighten, the men on this site want to take that away form you. Why? Then your man will be attracted to you and not the Persona, which The Social Matrix claims men are attracted to, so you can fail and be unhappy. But men are not attracted to the Persona which you can clearly see on this site, to the point that we don’t want your pussy no more. And this is our message to you.

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  12. studioline Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 6:47 am - IP Man-Hash: dfc58c946ae6e

    Haha said:

    Hey Brandon,

    Is there any reason why your writing is so soft? I mean really soft; as if you were a girl/woman.

    lol lol

    Interesting, they always pretend to be a guy, when they wanna seem they have something interesting to say. And then they say someting dumb like; Hey this Brandon I am a man. lol.

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  13. Solomon Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 6:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

    Thought you guys could use a little break from these whiny bitches. Check out this little tale of manliness.

    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080417.wbcmerritt 17/BNStory/National/home

    -Solomon

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  14. Dr. Phil Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 8:05 am - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

    Single yet have a boyfriend. What the shit? You’re a loner yet have a bunch of friends too?

    Well you feminist bitch, Chelsea Cliton, be aware that there’s a growing statistic of unhappy career whores like yourself who are kicking themselves for not submitting to their natural place as wives and mothers in the home and are desperate, lonely, and can’t understand why men avoid them like they’re fat chicks.

    When you get there if you’re not there already. We don’t want you “liberated” bitches because:

    1. You most likely can’t cook

    2. Along with cooking, you probably can’t do any house wife shit at all.

    3. You’re too pompous. It’s already clear that you think everyone should know you’re special because you went to some diploma mill. “IBTU” I’m better than U.

    4. All of you are feminists. Meaning you think Women deserve special advantages despite claiming you support equality. Fuck that.

    5. Expectations set too high. If we lose a job the relationship’s over. If it were the other way around and you lost a job, we’d still be there the next day.

    I rest my case.

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  15. brandon Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 8:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 6a619dd5d3c9e

    To Haha and all the misguided men visiting this site,
    The comment towards my writing, about it being soft, is misplaced. The obvious point of the paragraph was missed by you. I see comments being left like “women are to stupid” or “thinking. . why do they do that.?” But then I get comments attacking my writing style yet ignoring the message. This makes me wonder, you need someone to belittle. You need this sort of hate because either someone hated you or you were raised to hate others. I’m not quite sure what the case is, but please respond to comments intellectually and try thinking with your brains instead of your balls.

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  16. Dillard T. Wanker Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 8:43 am - IP Man-Hash: af323b2bba283

    Hey “Brandon”:

    Try using a few more commas next time.

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  17. Mik3_D Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 9:27 am - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85

    brandon said:

    To Haha and all the misguided men visiting this site,
    The comment towards my writing, about it being soft, is misplaced. The obvious point of the paragraph was missed by you. I see comments being left like “women are to stupid” or “thinking. . why do they do that.?” But then I get comments attacking my writing style yet ignoring the message. This makes me wonder, you need someone to belittle. You need this sort of hate because either someone hated you or you were raised to hate others. I’m not quite sure what the case is, but please respond to comments intellectually and try thinking with your brains instead of your balls.

    You sound like a bitch. Is that clear enough?

    Try thinking with your brain instead of your FEEEEWINGS. You fucking eunuch.

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  18. studioline Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 9:37 am - IP Man-Hash: dfc58c946ae6e

    brandon said:

    To Haha and all the misguided men visiting this site,
    The comment towards my writing, about it being soft, is misplaced. The obvious point of the paragraph was missed by you. I see comments being left like “women are to stupid” or “thinking. . why do they do that.?” But then I get comments attacking my writing style yet ignoring the message. This makes me wonder, you need someone to belittle. You need this sort of hate because either someone hated you or you were raised to hate others. I’m not quite sure what the case is, but please respond to comments intellectually and try thinking with your brains instead of your balls.

    Hey “Brandon”,

    You are thinking, wonder, are not quire sure, all together, just a little too much. lol.

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  19. Arbalest Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 9:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 5bc4447211b3f

    brandon said:

    To Haha and all the misguided men visiting this site,
    The comment towards my writing, about it being soft, is misplaced. The obvious point of the paragraph was missed by you. I see comments being left like “women are to stupid” or “thinking. . why do they do that.?” But then I get comments attacking my writing style yet ignoring the message. This makes me wonder, you need someone to belittle. You need this sort of hate because either someone hated you or you were raised to hate others. I’m not quite sure what the case is, but please respond to comments intellectually and try thinking with your brains instead of your balls.

    Stop massaging your ego. Your message wasn’t bothered with because it’s been done before. It’s unoriginal. You’re not important enough to give more then a GTFO. It’s not that intelligence is a issue, you’re just not worth the time.

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  20. no manhole Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 9:48 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

    brandon said:

    To Haha and all the misguided men visiting this site,
    The comment towards my writing, about it being soft, is misplaced. The obvious point of the paragraph was missed by you. I see comments being left like “women are to stupid” or “thinking. . why do they do that.?” But then I get comments attacking my writing style yet ignoring the message. This makes me wonder, you need someone to belittle. You need this sort of hate because either someone hated you or you were raised to hate others. I’m not quite sure what the case is, but please respond to comments intellectually and try thinking with your brains instead of your balls.

    @Brandon- pure intellectual discourse on this site is not respected, I learned that quickly here. If you temper your intellectual charges with ridicule and occasional ad hominen attacks (eg “fucktard”, “dumb-ass”, “dip-shit”, etc) you will get more thoughtful responses. Besides, it’s a chance to build your creativity. Good luck.

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