Dick’s Voicemail #4
Taste another sampling of my voice-man-mail. More death threats per podcast than any other on the net.
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Taste another sampling of my voice-man-mail. More death threats per podcast than any other on the net.
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HAHAHA Rob halford!, I hadn’t noticed that until that guy mentioned it, that’s awesome.
I just love to hear and read the fucking stupid bitches rant and rave and scream calling Dick and men like me all sorts of dirty names and cursing on this website, oh its such sweet entertainment, I love it.
bahahahahahahha i love the south park reference
:)))) they aren’t that smart as they think they are…:)))
American and Canadian women should be herded into concentration camps and physically exterminated. Goodbye and good riddance!
Too lenient… they should be slowly tortured to death.
What do you mean ‘except sucking dick’? clearly never had a guy suck your dick before, men are waaay better at it.
Gallup and coworkers conclude that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in the ejaculate are absorbed through the vagina.
We all know women stay unhappy unless someone is buying them crap. Well here is the cure.
Girls, open up and say Ahhhhhh
Practice, most whores can do it.
I adisagree with the last line. The sick sisterhood tells women to be strong. Strong Equals Bitch. They wear that title proudly these days because men won’t put them in their place.
Maybe with this site we will see more men stand up to them instead of suk up to them.
I don’t mind being educated, I find all these theories fascinating =) I’m open-minded…so teach away
You are a still a baby with more testosterone than sentience.
In time you will beg for our teachings.
Come back in 20 years, divorced and penniless, and tell us all about how great Anglo-Saxon women are, asshole.
onto a new subject. anyone who thinks for one second that what this guy says is true is a blind f**kwit. Who does he think he is? None of his comments make any theoretical sense whatsoever. Take the part about where “no history or poetry or anything like that (forgot what it was exactly) was written by women” .. who didnt take their history lesson? women werent allowed to write that kind of stuff! they werent allowed to practice mathematics or science back in those days because brickheads like you wouldnt let them. and you’re saying that women are whores? take off those glasses because apparently the lenses are opaque, i know more MEN who sleep around than women, people like you refuse to believe that men can actually be ‘whores’, and women probably dont like sex because their husband is one of your type, who doesnt care about women and treats them like shit. you’re the kind of person who makes women feel bad for no reason at all! we are ALL equal.
before anyone goes flaming me because they think im a woman and wont understand anyway. wrong, and furthermore piss off. im a guy, 16 years old, i live in australia, and for anyone who truly believes that what this guy says is right, then flame mail would be greatly appreciated at ferramoon@hotmail.com
You, Frank-person-woman-bitch
We don’t want your pussy, there is no dick for you, so;
Go fuck yourself you no name, no personality, nobody.
Lol. I absolutely love Dick for not being afraid to say what he thinks. Only problem is without women you wouldn’t have a website, money, a book, or a life. Your whole world revolves around women. You live for women. You should be thanking women for the ground you step on. I don’t understand how all these fuckers agree with you? If it wasn’t for women you wouldn’t even be alive. Dick you should live up to your name and introduce us to your boyfriend the one you get fucked by lol that’ll be amusing,”a confused-whitetrash-ignorant-coward” with a tiny dick.Ciao.
What so sad-funny so confused The Mc Donalds man bashing whatever the fuck she is, was actually saying is this;
i m so fucking horny because i did not have a dick for so long, and i’ve beed masturbating for so long and i even tried to be a lesbian, but it just made me realize just how much i need dick, that i would fuck any man especially like someone who i consider not good enough for me like a Mc Donalds guy, but i wonder why i can’t do that, because there is some stupid force inside me which disables me to do that, and i am so frustrated, buecuse of the garbage that somehow got into my brain and i justify my confusion by convincing myself that no man is not good enough for me.
It’s so sad-funny how confused The Mc Donalds man bashing whatever the fuck she is, was confused. She was so attracted to Dick M, that at the end of her message, she almost said she doesn’t believe a word she says and she would love to suck Dick M dick, therefore she would love to have a date with him. And started to lough at the idea, but then she had realized, that she actually almost said that so she acted up and prolonged her lough like she is just being sarcastic, and then started to feel all stupid about herself, that men will catch that, and therefore immidately hang up.
I love every second of this shit.
My favorites were
Manhole: “If a dude works at McDonalds, I don’t think he is good enough to date me”
Dick: “Prostitute”
Manhole: “You’re worst than a fucking ebay seller at a 99 cent auction” (WTF?)”
Oh yeah, I’m not your buddy, friend.
I’m not your buddy, friend!
I’m not your friend, guy!
LOL
Women do not want to be batter. They only make emotional and logical error, by getting a feeling that a guy who acts all tough, is the one who is able to defeat the Dragon.