Dick’s Voicemail #4

Taste another sampling of my voice-man-mail. More death threats per podcast than any other on the net.

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Comment by Milo Persona
2008-10-02 13:41:55 - IP Man-Hash: 4388b2ada86f5

HAHAHA Rob halford!, I hadn’t noticed that until that guy mentioned it, that’s awesome.

 
Comment by Lincoln
2008-08-14 22:09:55 - IP Man-Hash: 3380d8802e508

I just love to hear and read the fucking stupid bitches rant and rave and scream calling Dick and men like me all sorts of dirty names and cursing on this website, oh its such sweet entertainment, I love it.

 
Comment by shake
2008-06-22 20:49:45 - IP Man-Hash: c42691bc5ce96

bahahahahahahha i love the south park reference

 
Comment by vadim
2008-06-03 06:56:24 - IP Man-Hash: 62e9b1b0332b7

:)))) they aren’t that smart as they think they are…:)))

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-05-30 17:11:06 - IP Man-Hash: 49ad5ec0b8c19

American and Canadian women should be herded into concentration camps and physically exterminated. Goodbye and good riddance!

Comment by Muzalon
2008-08-15 10:02:41 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

Too lenient… they should be slowly tortured to death.

 
 
Comment by Butters
2008-05-05 13:44:57 - IP Man-Hash: a8e6ca474299d

What do you mean ‘except sucking dick’? clearly never had a guy suck your dick before, men are waaay better at it.

 
Comment by Billy
2008-04-28 01:10:59 - IP Man-Hash: 01160a78e0597

Gallup and coworkers conclude that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in the ejaculate are absorbed through the vagina.

We all know women stay unhappy unless someone is buying them crap. Well here is the cure.
Girls, open up and say Ahhhhhh

 
Comment by Billy
2008-04-28 01:01:53 - IP Man-Hash: 01160a78e0597

Danielle said:

Q: Why do manholes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Hahahaha, That’s funny. I wish I was flexible enough to put my ankles up to my head.

Practice, most whores can do it.

 
Comment by Billy
2008-04-28 00:58:30 - IP Man-Hash: 01160a78e0597

studioline said:
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To clarify the same issue,
Women are ashamed. Thy live in shame. That’s one of their deepest secrets. It so deep that many of them only feel the feeling and can’t identify it, what the f… is that feeling. And pseudo- feminists use that phenomenon against women. They are responsible for putting that feeling into women. That’s why you can hear woman bitching here. If they didn’t have this feeling, they would not be so frustrated. They think The Social Matrix is their allay, so they defend it so much, while it’s f… them up, by also redirecting the balmy towards men. That’s why even some women say “f… you feminism” they are smart enough to know what they enemy is, and they are the true feminists. But still they don’t know the formula for happiness, which pseudo- feminism was supposed to, but failed so miserably to provide. And I feel compassion that so many great women, have to be in a bitch position, because of what majority is telling them to do. They don’t want to be bitches and yet they have to, that’s where the feeling is coming form.

I adisagree with the last line. The sick sisterhood tells women to be strong. Strong Equals Bitch. They wear that title proudly these days because men won’t put them in their place.

Maybe with this site we will see more men stand up to them instead of suk up to them.

 
Comment by Dawn
2008-04-26 11:13:32 - IP Man-Hash: 7f4aa80b49460

son of the suns said:

You are a still a baby with more testosterone than sentience.

In time you will beg for our teachings.

I don’t mind being educated, I find all these theories fascinating =) I’m open-minded…so teach away

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-04-26 10:56:36 - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4

You are a still a baby with more testosterone than sentience.

In time you will beg for our teachings.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-26 10:31:22 - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7

battlefever said:

onto a new subject. anyone who thinks for one second that what this guy says is true is a blind f**kwit. Who does he think he is? None of his comments make any theoretical sense whatsoever. Take the part about where “no history or poetry or anything like that (forgot what it was exactly) was written by women” .. who didnt take their history lesson? women werent allowed to write that kind of stuff! they werent allowed to practice mathematics or science back in those days because brickheads like you wouldnt let them. and you’re saying that women are whores? take off those glasses because apparently the lenses are opaque, i know more MEN who sleep around than women, people like you refuse to believe that men can actually be ‘whores’, and women probably dont like sex because their husband is one of your type, who doesnt care about women and treats them like shit. you’re the kind of person who makes women feel bad for no reason at all! we are ALL equal.

before anyone goes flaming me because they think im a woman and wont understand anyway. wrong, and furthermore piss off. im a guy, 16 years old, i live in australia, and for anyone who truly believes that what this guy says is right, then flame mail would be greatly appreciated at ferramoon@hotmail.com

Come back in 20 years, divorced and penniless, and tell us all about how great Anglo-Saxon women are, asshole.

 
Comment by battlefever
2008-04-26 10:03:40 - IP Man-Hash: 23de35dfcd150

onto a new subject. anyone who thinks for one second that what this guy says is true is a blind f**kwit. Who does he think he is? None of his comments make any theoretical sense whatsoever. Take the part about where “no history or poetry or anything like that (forgot what it was exactly) was written by women” .. who didnt take their history lesson? women werent allowed to write that kind of stuff! they werent allowed to practice mathematics or science back in those days because brickheads like you wouldnt let them. and you’re saying that women are whores? take off those glasses because apparently the lenses are opaque, i know more MEN who sleep around than women, people like you refuse to believe that men can actually be ‘whores’, and women probably dont like sex because their husband is one of your type, who doesnt care about women and treats them like shit. you’re the kind of person who makes women feel bad for no reason at all! we are ALL equal.

before anyone goes flaming me because they think im a woman and wont understand anyway. wrong, and furthermore piss off. im a guy, 16 years old, i live in australia, and for anyone who truly believes that what this guy says is right, then flame mail would be greatly appreciated at ferramoon@hotmail.com

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-24 06:49:10 - IP Man-Hash: daf133b657dee

Frank said:

Lol. I absolutely love Dick for not being afraid to say what he thinks. Only problem is without women you wouldn’t have a website, money, a book, or a life. Your whole world revolves around women. You live for women. You should be thanking women for the ground you step on. I don’t understand how all these fuckers agree with you? If it wasn’t for women you wouldn’t even be alive. Dick you should live up to your name and introduce us to your boyfriend the one you get fucked by lol that’ll be amusing,”a confused-whitetrash-ignorant-coward” with a tiny dick.Ciao.

You, Frank-person-woman-bitch
We don’t want your pussy, there is no dick for you, so;
Go fuck yourself you no name, no personality, nobody.

 
Comment by Frank
2008-04-23 14:11:18 - IP Man-Hash: fe6d43c7671e8

Lol. I absolutely love Dick for not being afraid to say what he thinks. Only problem is without women you wouldn’t have a website, money, a book, or a life. Your whole world revolves around women. You live for women. You should be thanking women for the ground you step on. I don’t understand how all these fuckers agree with you? If it wasn’t for women you wouldn’t even be alive. Dick you should live up to your name and introduce us to your boyfriend the one you get fucked by lol that’ll be amusing,”a confused-whitetrash-ignorant-coward” with a tiny dick.Ciao.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-21 00:00:51 - IP Man-Hash: c9105066fb3bd

What so sad-funny so confused The Mc Donalds man bashing whatever the fuck she is, was actually saying is this;
i m so fucking horny because i did not have a dick for so long, and i’ve beed masturbating for so long and i even tried to be a lesbian, but it just made me realize just how much i need dick, that i would fuck any man especially like someone who i consider not good enough for me like a Mc Donalds guy, but i wonder why i can’t do that, because there is some stupid force inside me which disables me to do that, and i am so frustrated, buecuse of the garbage that somehow got into my brain and i justify my confusion by convincing myself that no man is not good enough for me.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-20 23:49:45 - IP Man-Hash: c9105066fb3bd

It’s so sad-funny how confused The Mc Donalds man bashing whatever the fuck she is, was confused. She was so attracted to Dick M, that at the end of her message, she almost said she doesn’t believe a word she says and she would love to suck Dick M dick, therefore she would love to have a date with him. And started to lough at the idea, but then she had realized, that she actually almost said that so she acted up and prolonged her lough like she is just being sarcastic, and then started to feel all stupid about herself, that men will catch that, and therefore immidately hang up.

 
Comment by A Soldier
2008-04-20 19:10:07 - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d

I love every second of this shit.

My favorites were

Manhole: “If a dude works at McDonalds, I don’t think he is good enough to date me”

Dick: “Prostitute”

Manhole: “You’re worst than a fucking ebay seller at a 99 cent auction” (WTF?)”

Oh yeah, I’m not your buddy, friend.

 
Comment by Sum canadian
2008-04-20 18:56:00 - IP Man-Hash: a247d10c6d150

I’m not your buddy, friend!
I’m not your friend, guy!
LOL

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-18 08:26:49 - IP Man-Hash: 2d7bf8f11ea43

Muzalon said:

jarbrain said:

no manhole said:

Arbalest said:

It’s amazing how stupid people howl about intelligence. The smallest dog barks the loudest, indeed.

Stupid men with no balls slug women. Good luck, Arbalest.

Sad fact: disfigurement of the face is the only thing most women are frightened of. Violence is the only thing they truly fear. Nonsensibly still, most women who attract batterers are weak and masochistic. As much as it may seem that women often deserve to get popped in the mouth, it is the ones who did nothing at all but be weak who get beaten out of contempt. I state this after years of observation.

Lower class idiot women are attracted to deadbeat thugs, who are the men most likely to batter them. It is, in a sense, their own decision to be abused.

Women do not want to be batter. They only make emotional and logical error, by getting a feeling that a guy who acts all tough, is the one who is able to defeat the Dragon.

 
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