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Comment by Dick Masterson
2009-10-25 15:26:11 - IP Man-Hash: 237473d762590

I am shutting this site down.

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 16:12:27 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Dick Masterson=Dildo wearing a Groucho mask! http://www.maleenhancement.org/

 
Comment by Bridie
2009-08-31 01:00:18 - IP Man-Hash: c84b30cbfb4be

this website is fucked

Comment by Skandal
2009-08-31 06:20:53 - IP Man-Hash: 301ff38ad88b9

How so is this site fucked you little stupid bitch? Because you don’t like it? Who gives a fuck what you like or dislike?!?!?! If you hate it that much then get the fuck off, cunt.

 
 
Comment by DallyWama
2009-02-13 00:38:31 - IP Man-Hash: 6fb00d2d6e0ae

I feel for you Kevin from North Jersey. Just play your Ipod when they start babbling about “social injustice”. I teach part-time so I can say without a doubt that colleges are basically reeducation camps. Professor Cunt’s goal is to make you feel guilty for being a man.

They also want to establish a defeatist mentality amongst men. That is the only way they believe they can succeed in life. I have actually heard these cunts say they want to propagate male submission in their lectures. Only they use propaganda words like empowerment, hate, equality, misogyny, fear (or phobia), and harassment to disguise their intent. They want to establish fear and guilt

They also want to establish fallacious beliefs to make something that isn’t true appear valid. For instance, Professor Cunt tells her students that men are “afraid” of women and that is the reason we resist their fascist tendencies.

Then Darla Douche goes out in the real world and some dude accidentally cuts her off in a Wal-Mart parking lot so she rolls down her window and tells him to fuck off. Then dude gets out of his car and says shut the fuck up and walks toward the store. Darla Douche can’t let it go becasue, well, she’s a mouthy woman. She then gets out of her car and follows him toward the store while shouting obscenities.
Apparently, even that is not good enough for Ms. Douche because next she actually grabs the dude and attempts to assault him.

This “dude” happens to be a cop so you could imagine what happened next. Ms. douche is eating cement whilst waiting to be taken to jail. All because Professor Cunt’s lecture disconnected her from reality. Somewhere in her small mind she actually thought this dude was afraid of her, and ended up paying dearly for it. Women will believe anything these feminazis teach because they are gullible and lack critical thinking skills.

In the end, the cop had to get a lawyer in the case so my uncle’s firm represented him. He won.

 
Comment by Patrick ManSir
2008-05-04 15:32:11 - IP Man-Hash: b8ff1d5c8278b

Kelly B said:

Dillard T. Wanker said:

Kelly B said:

Anon said:

And sorry… I’m totally not getting the bridge thing… I’m not familular with the “old-folkâ€? lingo. And I’d rather avoid the States altogether.”

Ah, so you’re not an American Whore after all, you are a Western Whore. Not that there’s any difference.

I’m actually not a “whore” at all. I have only been with one guy… and it’s the same guy I have been with for the past 5.5 years…
But then again… you’re ignorant and know nothing.

Oh. So your independence is financed by…..a man.

We share equally in the costs of rent, food, power, etc. Just because I am a woman does not mean I mootch off men.

So basically your an non-adventurous prude? Men try new things because we’re explore and are always learning, broads just find a guy that will teach them about the wonders of the world because their too lazy to experience it for themselves.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-05-01 00:00:00 - IP Man-Hash: 2d6fd213d1198

Somebody Else said:

Studioline, your point of view is exactly correct. Too bad most of the posters haven’t realised it yet.

The attention whore just wants the attention. Her boyfriend must not be satisfying her needs in that regard. Poor thing.

Thanks man

I have missed you post before and I regreat it now,

Id like to talk to you about this.

 
Comment by Dawn
2008-04-30 15:09:17 - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018

Dick seems like a pretty smart guy to me….

 
Comment by JJ
2008-04-30 13:49:37 - IP Man-Hash: 69485d23456fe

Satire – 1
Unimaginable # of morons who inhabit this planet – 0

Get with it fools

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-26 10:47:08 - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7

battlefever said:

haha. he fucking rocks does he? i kindof feel sorry for him, he didnt get an education and his fans clearly didnt either.

What education have you got?

 
Comment by battlefever
2008-04-26 10:32:18 - IP Man-Hash: 23de35dfcd150

haha. he fucking rocks does he? i kindof feel sorry for him, he didnt get an education and his fans clearly didnt either.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-24 10:05:43 - IP Man-Hash: daf133b657dee

yea, Im ready too;)

 
Comment by Dillard T. Wanker
2008-04-23 17:19:00 - IP Man-Hash: 1d0b0042e6ff3

Jeice said:

Hello Dick,

For starters, you have a very fitting name. I’m sure you get that all the time.

I have a question for you.

How did you get your head that far up your ass? I mean, did you decide to shove it up there or did ya just wake up one morning and find yourself with it in it’s current location? I mean seriously, you have so many logical fallacies on your site that it’s making me want to vomit.

I’ll be posting on here from time to time to show you up. Since this is the first, I figured I wouldn’t completely humiliate you, and let you live in your little fantasy world for a little while longer.

And for the record, I’m a guy.
And your IP Man-Hash is completely worthless.

-Jeice

Still waiting for that first post that “shows Dick up”.

It’s ok really…. I’m patient. Take your time….

 
Comment by Somebody Else
2008-04-23 14:04:08 - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918

Studioline, your point of view is exactly correct. Too bad most of the posters haven’t realised it yet.

The attention whore just wants the attention. Her boyfriend must not be satisfying her needs in that regard. Poor thing.

 
Comment by Mayor of Whoreville
2008-04-23 13:09:22 - IP Man-Hash: 7fb913ec99da8

Jeice said:

Hello Dick,

For starters, you have a very fitting name….. blah, blah, blah, more stupid shit…. blah, blah, blah…

-Jeice

Really? Are you that stupid? You’re using his PSEUDONYM to try and slam him? “You’re a “dick”… get it?!?” Way to go Einstein, you figured out the joke. Did you really think Dick Masterson is his real name?

 
Comment by kally
2008-04-23 05:25:57 - IP Man-Hash: f4ec93b90b57f

Really? hard to believe.i heard this news times from many friends playing on a tall dating site ~~~~ Tallconnect.com ~~~~,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
i am wrong.

 
Comment by L
2008-04-22 02:37:09 - IP Man-Hash: 108360d51991f

Jeice said:I mean seriously, you have so many logical fallacies on your site that it’s making me want to vomit.

I love how you spend your first post talking on ad hominem attacks, talking about how great you’re going to be, and ignoring all thought of actual logic. How about, instead of saying “Your site has fallacies,” you list the fallacies?

 
Comment by doubt
2008-04-21 23:39:56 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

What a cunt.

 
Comment by Jeice
2008-04-21 23:26:27 - IP Man-Hash: 60f0e3e6935af

Hello Dick,

For starters, you have a very fitting name. I’m sure you get that all the time.

I have a question for you.

How did you get your head that far up your ass? I mean, did you decide to shove it up there or did ya just wake up one morning and find yourself with it in it’s current location? I mean seriously, you have so many logical fallacies on your site that it’s making me want to vomit.

I’ll be posting on here from time to time to show you up. Since this is the first, I figured I wouldn’t completely humiliate you, and let you live in your little fantasy world for a little while longer.

And for the record, I’m a guy.
And your IP Man-Hash is completely worthless.

-Jeice

 
Comment by Panda
2008-04-21 20:42:01 - IP Man-Hash: a09182ecba5d2

It was a chilly day in hell when it happened, but kelly did get a boyfriend. I even have photographic evidence to prove it.

http://tinyurl.com/7l72v

 
Comment by Dr. Phil
2008-04-21 18:19:08 - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

Oh and hit the treadmill.