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  1. Arbalest Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: cfd37ac5e548f

    And anyone know where I can download the rest of them? I have 5 now from here but the rest don’t have a link it seems.

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  2. Kelly B Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 7816a7db52c2c

    I never BLAMED the site. It just INFLUENCED me. I just took it for granted men like this never existed before I came onto this site. But I was wrong, there IS a whole other breed of idiots out there.

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  3. Keb Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:17 am - IP Man-Hash: dac59969ae219

    Kelly B said:

    Keb said:

    Kelly B Says: BUT then again, men are too simple to get much through their heads, so I am just going to stop.

    She’s a man eater….watch out boys she’ll chew you up.

    Man, I really feel sorry for your boyfriend.

    No need to. He’s happy with me. Hence the reason we’ve been together for over 5.5 years.

    Is he really happy to know that you think he is simple minded and cant get much threw his head?

    Come back in ten more years and if your still together and not working on your second marriage and three kids with two different fathers, then maybe I will believe you.

    Until then, take Arbalest’s advice and shoo kiddo.

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  4. Mangeek Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 43b802c950302

    @Arbalest:

    Amen. I listen to them over lunch - laughter improves the digestion process.

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  5. Mangeek Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 43b802c950302

    Kelly B said:Blah Blah Blah

    Oh look, I win a dollar.

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  6. studioline Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:22 am - IP Man-Hash: c9105066fb3bd

    Arbalest said:

    And anyone know where I can download the rest of them? I have 5 now from here but the rest don’t have a link it seems.

    Seems like there is only 5 of them, by now

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  7. Arbalest Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:24 am - IP Man-Hash: cfd37ac5e548f

    Huh, I’ll take that back, just two and four aren’t available here. What happened?

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  8. Keb Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:26 am - IP Man-Hash: dac59969ae219

    Kelly B said:

    I never BLAMED the site. It just INFLUENCED me. I just took it for granted men like this never existed before I came onto this site. But I was wrong, there IS a whole other breed of idiots out there.

    One last thing……this website did not influence you, it made you mad, because the truth hurts. You were already a sexist bigot to begin with.

    I’m really not trying to be mean, just trying to help you out, but you do not want to hear the truth.

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  9. Arbalest Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:27 am - IP Man-Hash: cfd37ac5e548f

    I meant number 5 though not all five. The other 3 are downloading as I speak. Or type.

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  10. Kelly B Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 7816a7db52c2c

    You all have nothing better to do then listen to stupid voicemails where Dick thinks he’s right the cool dude because he talks over them…

    @Keb-

    Did you not say you were a female? You must be one of the females they are talking about… the kind that will do whatever a man says because the man knows best and all you are good for is sex. But clearly you don’t mind. It’s because of women like you that other women still have no respect. Thanks.

    And no, I don’t think that about my bf (the simple minded thing) , just pretty much every single man on this site. The reason why I am in a successful relations and no one on this site is, is because we know how to treat each other and the rest of you are just plain stupid. Which again, makes me smile. :)

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  11. Mangeek Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 43b802c950302

    Kelly B said:And no, I don’t think that about my bf (the simple minded thing) , just pretty much every single man on this site.

    Impressive -contradicting yourself in a single sentence.

    And reinforcing the fact that you’re a liar every time you post.

    Brilliant.

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  12. Arbalest Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:46 am - IP Man-Hash: cfd37ac5e548f

    Like I said, comedic genius.

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  13. studioline Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:56 am - IP Man-Hash: c9105066fb3bd

    Guys,
    Now when Kelly B. is gone or at least doesn’t have any voice any longer we can joke about this phenomenon among ourselves, thanks to her for providing the material.
    You were right by calling her whore. She has proved it in many ways. I mean is this normal for a female to surf the net searching for man sites, all day, while her beloved and “happy” boytoy is working? Was she surprised we don’t want her pussy, because pussy is all she’s got, so all she can come up with comes form her puss? I mean is it not a whore thinking that in order to earn man’s respect she just needs to play few pussy tricks?
    And then maybe again she is not even worth to laugh at her?

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  14. son of the suns Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 12:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4

    KellyB is a leadskulled fuckwit who won’t see the forest for the trees when she’s when she’s hanging from one aflame.

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  15. studioline Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 1:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: c9105066fb3bd

    son of the suns said:

    KellyB is a leadskulled fuckwit who won’t see the forest for the trees when she’s when she’s hanging from one aflame.

    Lol,
    And on a little more serious note. This is interesting. Females who write to us, have 2 or 3 at most types of messages. The type of a message KellyB had, was a boooooo, message. These boooooo message type of females, think that they will scare us. They say; keep on doing this and we will go to the police, we are going to become feminists. They don’t realize that there are many sites for men already, and these men already know, and more sites are to come. And this scares the shit out of them that it can not be stop, because the more they wanna stop us, the more we will be empowered to act. Finally women have found the way to empower men.

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  16. Lynn Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 1:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7

    Kelly B said:

    You all have nothing better to do then listen to stupid voicemails where Dick thinks he’s right the cool dude because he talks over them…

    @Keb-

    Did you not say you were a female? You must be one of the females they are talking about… the kind that will do whatever a man says because the man knows best and all you are good for is sex. But clearly you don’t mind. It’s because of women like you that other women still have no respect. Thanks.

    And no, I don’t think that about my bf (the simple minded thing) , just pretty much every single man on this site. The reason why I am in a successful relations and no one on this site is, is because we know how to treat each other and the rest of you are just plain stupid. Which again, makes me smile. :)

    So, clarify for me if you will. Is it your viewpoint that it’s either “us or them,” whereas if a woman doesn’t believe in socialist, radical feminism, then she must be a mindless robot only good for sex? Or are you just making a generalization?

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  17. Kelly B Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 479881effb6c3

    Mangeek said:

    Kelly B said:And no, I don’t think that about my bf (the simple minded thing) , just pretty much every single man on this site.

    Impressive -contradicting yourself in a single sentence.

    And reinforcing the fact that you’re a liar every time you post.

    Brilliant.

    The reality of the situation is I obviously am not going to think the SAME THING about every single male in the world… I’m not that narrow-minded. The men on this site, however, (and men in the world LIKE the ones on this site) are the ones in which I am bashing. Why would I stay with a MALE for 5.5 years if I did not like him? He, on the other hand, is nothing like anyone on here… which is WHY I LIKE HIM! I LIKE men who show respect towards women, they are NOT narrow-minded imbeciles like you.

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  18. Kelly B Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 1:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 479881effb6c3

    studioline said:

    Guys,
    Now when Kelly B. is gone or at least doesn’t have any voice any longer we can joke about this phenomenon among ourselves, thanks to her for providing the material.
    You were right by calling her whore. She has proved it in many ways. I mean is this normal for a female to surf the net searching for man sites, all day, while her beloved and “happy” boytoy is working? Was she surprised we don’t want her pussy, because pussy is all she’s got, so all she can come up with comes form her puss? I mean is it not a whore thinking that in order to earn man’s respect she just needs to play few pussy tricks?
    And then maybe again she is not even worth to laugh at her?

    Once again your ignorance flourishes through. I wasn’t “surfing” for “man sites” I was listening to Dr. Phil one day while exercising, and I heard this retard start talking about how “all women are whores…” Then I looked only to see a tiny, thin, bald man with giant sun-glasses and a mustache flapping his gums. I laughed… then started watching… seemed pretty entertaining. Then I decided to check out his website… just to see what sort of content was on here. THAT is how I became involved.

    And also, once again, the word “puss” and “pussy” excessively used, by no other, than a man.

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  19. no manhole Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 1:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

    Lynn said:

    So, clarify for me if you will. Is it your viewpoint that it’s either “us or them,” whereas if a woman doesn’t believe in socialist, radical feminism, then she must be a mindless robot only good for sex? Or are you just making a generalization?

    Wha…what??? Did you say “mindless robot good for sex?”, ie, a sex- bot???? !!!!! EUREKA!!!!!!
    I am free. I am free.

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  20. Kelly B Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 1:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 479881effb6c3

    son of the suns said:

    KellyB is a leadskulled fuckwit who won’t see the forest for the trees when she’s when she’s hanging from one aflame.

    I think you’re my favorite imbecile.

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