179 Responses to “Dick’s Voicemail #5”

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1. Kelly B Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 9:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 7816a7db52c2c

   I’m pretty sure eveything I have makes sense.

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2. Kelly B Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 9:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 7816a7db52c2c

   I’m pretty sure everything I have said makes sense. What doesn’t make sense, however, is the fact that another woman is agreeing with the crap these guys are saying.

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3. Keb Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 9:17 am - IP Man-Hash: dac59969ae219

   Kelly B said:

   I’m pretty sure eveything I have makes sense.

   To YOU!

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4. Lynn Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 9:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7

   That is exactly the problem that I have with socialism. There is this concept that if I (a socialist) don’t like something that another person thinks or says, then I can ban that speech regardless of whether it is legal, free speech or not.

   Although I do place speech that causes direct physical harm to others (child porn/ abuse sites, terrorist sites, etc) in the catagory of needing to be prosecuted and eliminated (commen sense factor, here), having someone disagree with your particular worldview is not grounds for silencing them.

   We do not need to have our thoughts and words controlled by someone who appoints themselves in the position of knowing what is best for everyone else, and arbitrarily deciding what we can or cannot do, say, or think.

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5. Arbalest Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 9:26 am - IP Man-Hash: cfd37ac5e548f

   You could save so much time by just telling her it’s magic.

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6. Panda Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: a09182ecba5d2

   Damn. Schopenhauer was right. Broads really have no sense of justice, right and wrong, logic, or otherwise. Each one lives and thinks in her own personal vacuum. They don’t know what is going on outside, but they claim to, as not to feel stupid.

   Honey, a generalization is true for most. Just because you don’t agree with it doesn’t mean its not true.

   Women cant argue.
   

   Kelly B said:

   Whore: a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet

   That’s odd… I’m a feminist (a socialist feminist to be exact) and I don’t engage in promiscuous sex… and I don’t engage in any sex for money….
   Wow… AND I’m a feminst… how can this be so?

   Don’t write unless it makes sense.

   Does anyone remember the woman on dickline who got her dictionary for the “textbook definition” of an asshole? Even after Dick defined what, in their opinion, was an asshole, this woman still yammered on about what she read. She either didn’t know what an asshole was, and had to look it up, or was a raging bitch and wanted to rain on their parade.

   Remind you of anyone?

   She barks like a dog, yells at anyone she doesn’t understand, argues ad hominem, and if it isn’t true for her, it isn’t true for anyone. But that is going back to that vacuum thing again.

   Women can’t argue.

   My dear, say what you want. You can call us fools. You can say how you are in such a great relationship, or how you are in school. You are 21, and incredibly sophomoric. It is a fact that you are not as wise now as you will be in 10 years. That is a fact, and not a generalization. 16? I don’t know anyone who couldn’t take care of themselves sufficiently at 16. You may claim to have graduated from the school of hard knocks, but if you really had it tough, you would not be fighting us here. You don’t know the truth. Live your fairy tale fantasies, do what you may. I truly believe that you should see a therapist or psychiatrist. I mean that in the least condescending way possible. I honestly think that you will benefit greatly if you work out your anger. If you say you did it by yourself or the problems are already gone, you are only lying to yourself. Everyone here would agree with me.

   I’ve said my piece.

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7. Kelly B Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 9:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 7816a7db52c2c

   The difference between me and you is you refuse to accept anything but your own beliefs. You believe I’m a stupid childish whore.. whatever… therefore you said… so I am. You don’t know anything about me. I’m not argueing anymore. This site really is a waste because it will never accomplish anything. So I dont care. I know my life is what it is… and I know who I am and what I have been through and as much as you like to think you have objective thruth about me… you don’t at all. You are just some pathetic old man (who’s probably been divorced BECAUSE you are a pathetic old man). So really, at the end of the day:
   I am a strong, intelligent female. I have my 4.0 GPA, my friends, my family, my rights, my happiness, my freedom… and YOU cannot take any of it away. I win. You lose. Therefore, that makes me smile.
   I basically just came back to this site to let you losers know this has encouraged me to learn more about and advocate feminism. So thanks for awakening this passion in me.

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8. Mangeek Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 9:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 43b802c950302

   Listening to the voicemails here at work, Dick, you make me proud and pleased to be a man. Thanks!

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9. Arbalest Says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 9:56 am - IP Man-Hash: cfd37ac5e548f

   Bringing up personal things to prove yourself to people you hate and KNOW don’t care about you? Man, either you’re a kid or great at humor.
   I mean bringing up a GPA and forgetting the plural verson of man? You are a comedic genius. But we have enough jesters for entertainment so you can leave now. Don’t call us we’ll call you.

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10. Mangeek Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 9:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 43b802c950302

    Kelly B said:
    I am a strong, intelligent female. I have my 4.0 GPA, my friends, my family, my rights, my happiness, my freedom… and YOU cannot take any of it away. I win. You lose.

    I am a strong intelligent male. I win, you lose.

    But beyond that, I am firmly embarked on a career path that will have me making well in excess of 100k$/year after taxes, and more importantly, keep me out in the field doing things I find interesting and fun. I have my friends, my family, my rights (which men fought to secure for me), my happiness (which a man fights to keep every single day), and my freedom (which men fight to keep alive).

    I win again, you lose again. Go knit a flag.

    Kelly B said: Therefore, that makes me smile.
    I basically just came back to this site to let you losers know this has encouraged me to learn more about and advocate feminism. So thanks for awakening this passion in me.

    Feminism Advocacy is a wonderful thing, it enhances your appearance as a worthless whore, and helps ensure that a man isn’t going to waste his time with you.

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11. Kelly B Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 10:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 7816a7db52c2c

    Wow you all just said a lot which I can easily argue and disprove. BUT then again, men are too simple to get much through their heads, so I am just going to stop.

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12. Mangeek Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 10:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 43b802c950302

    Kelly B said:

    Wow you all just said a lot which I can easily argue and disprove. BUT then again, men are too simple to get much through their heads, so I am just going to stop.

    Bet you a dollar that you’re lying. Little girls can never accept that a better person is going to get the last word.

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13. Keb Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: dac59969ae219

    Kelly B Says: BUT then again, men are too simple to get much through their heads, so I am just going to stop.

    She’s a man eater….watch out boys she’ll chew you up.

    Man, I really feel sorry for your boyfriend.

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14. Arbalest Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 10:51 am - IP Man-Hash: cfd37ac5e548f

    Man eater, no, just what the internet calls a attention whore. The kid knows people have no reason to care about her so she goes for negative attention instead. It’s a common thing over the internet. Instead of giving her attention it’s better then to shoo the kid away like a dog and go on about your business. Karma has a good record with dealing with attention whores anywho.

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15. Kelly B Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 7816a7db52c2c

    Keb said:

    Kelly B Says: BUT then again, men are too simple to get much through their heads, so I am just going to stop.

    She’s a man eater….watch out boys she’ll chew you up.

    Man, I really feel sorry for your boyfriend.

    No need to. He’s happy with me. Hence the reason we’ve been together for over 5.5 years.

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16. studioline Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 10:59 am - IP Man-Hash: c9105066fb3bd

    Thanks Lynn
    Good point you made before,
    Guys,
    That was an interesting experiment, how guys are being played by 21 y.o female.
    Yesterday Kelly B. lost almost all of her pussy power. But today she was back, with intent to regain it. She wrote few words, said the F word here and there, to get you attention and you gave it to her. Getting attention is what females do to check if they have the pussy power. Maybe it doesn’t make any sense to you, but doesn’t really? Let’s see; She did not contribute anything to our site, where she should not be at in the first place, because as we say it’s our, men site. She didn’t do anything to earn your attention. But you were giving it to her. In fact she was the center of attention, while you didn’t care to respond to other men, which were saying much better things then her. She didn’t say anything pleasant, smart, or even nice, because she didn’t have to. And as her thanks to you for giving her the pussy power back, at the end she gave you FU. All you did is you proved her right that she still has the pussy power and as long as she has it everything makes perfect sense to her. And all you had to do instead was telling her; we don’t need your pussy. And if you really wanted to address something stupid she said you could address your comment or a joke to other men, not to her. So how long you are going to fall for that same old trick? Let it be a lesson, because as long as we fall for the same old tricks, only the opposite to what we want will happen.

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17. Kelly B Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 7816a7db52c2c

    And I don’t care if I have “negative” attention lol. I never came on here want the intent to argue. I just wanted you all to know that you have motivated me advocate feminism. I never really cared one way or the other before but this site woke something up inside of me. :) Thanks again.

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18. Kelly B Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 7816a7db52c2c

    @ studioline-
    actually it just goes to show how simple minded men are… doesn’t take too much to distract them. You can’t even explain anything without using the word “pussy” in it. This site is a joke. You men are nothing but a joke. It’s entertaining.

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19. Anon Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 01e741b1d45b9

    “I basically just came back to this site to let you losers know this has encouraged me to learn more about and advocate feminism. So thanks for awakening this passion in me.”

    I will repeat. Don’t blame us for making you the feminist cunt you recognise yourself as today. It was always there just looking for some excuse as an outlet.

    You are a Western Whore, after all. You will behave the same, you will react the same.

    If it was not MABTW that “awakened” your feministic inclinations, it would be your college course (or its modules), Desperate Housewives, Oprah or some other mainstream feminist media.

    I am a strong, intelligent female.

    Who depends on a male-hating Socialist State for everything.

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20. Arbalest Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 11:12 am - IP Man-Hash: cfd37ac5e548f

    Anywho, to return the subject, is there any chance of Dick doing more voicemails? It’s not like we need a reminder that women suck at arguing but damn it’s entertaining.

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