179 Responses to “Dick’s Voicemail #5”

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1. Bret Says:
   April 17th, 2008 at 7:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 836cbf5206bca

   Youtube must be run by some stupid whores because they keep deleting your videos.

   Its all about Dickline @ 5pm eastern.

   Hit the treadmill - Dick

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2. anon Says:
   April 17th, 2008 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 08b3fce7784b5

   Oh fuck, Christopher Walken has given his approval.

   The remasculation movement is gaining momentum.

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3. Dakota Smith Says:
   April 17th, 2008 at 8:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 78aa99a80f85e

   The women are, unsurprisingly, so pathetic. Not a single coherent thought from any of them.

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4. Matt Says:
   April 17th, 2008 at 8:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e

   Damnit! I will be at work at 2pm. Will we be able to listen to it after it is broad casted?

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5. Dick Masterson Says:
   April 17th, 2008 at 9:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60b9632657c7c

   Matt, listen to the live stream.

   -Dick

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6. Reality Says:
   April 17th, 2008 at 11:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75

   I’m a woman, and I’m laughing my ass off because this site is the ultimate joke. I’m gonna go get the popcorn and enjoy comedy of stupidness, there’s enough to go around for everyone. Don’t worry this site isn’t going down anytime soon, the owner forgot how to shut down websites. HAHA. manhole….. HAHA…. man… HAHAHA

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7. Reality Says:
   April 17th, 2008 at 11:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 37fffde387c75

   HAHAhAHAhAHAHAHA…

   Just had to put in a little extra to show my support of comedy! What would this world be without the silliness of Satanists, Nazis, KKK, and Male Chauvanists? Without them, the sane people would have nothing to compare their sanity to and nothing to make them thankful that there still are people who’s elevators do go all the way to the top

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8. doubt Says:
   April 17th, 2008 at 11:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

   manhole said:

   [TL;DR]

   Q: What’s the difference between a manhole and a computer?
   A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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9. doubt Says:
   April 17th, 2008 at 11:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

   manhole said:
   Nazis

   http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=feminazi
   Now bend over.

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10. studioline Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 12:47 am - IP Man-Hash: cc498ca067aae

    Reality said:

    HAHAhAHAhAHAHAHA…

    Just had to put in a little extra to show my support of comedy! What would this world be without the silliness of Satanists, Nazis, KKK, and Male Chauvanists? Without them, the sane people would have nothing to compare their sanity to and nothing to make them thankful that there still are people who’s elevators do go all the way to the top

    First, think about it, why are you trying to convince us that you are sane? Is maintaining your sanity somewhat challenging for you? Most that comes through your wards is pain, you are alone and all you have is your popcorn. This is your reality, Reality. We don’t want that reality either form you as well as for you. And this we want to tell you.

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11. brian Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 1:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43c0cec7de800

    has anyone noticed that pitch of the women’s voice keeps getting higher the angrier they are?

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12. jarbrain Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 5:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

    Dick is great, but there is no reason to keep listening to the same woman saying the same thing, over and over. It creates the mental picture of a line of bowling pins that speak. Do they bowl quite a bit below the Mason Dixon Line?
    Now, here’s a little anecdote for a mentally small gal:
    Oh, let’s see…8th grade? 1979 or so-a ‘future whores of America’ who sat in the front row of my History class was wearing a pink, tiny teeshirt…which would have hotly enhanced her pubescent tits..if not for this written across the front in disco glitter:
    Anything boys can do, girls can do better.
    My history teacher (now legendary in my mind) said to her:
    “Is that so? How ’bout urinating for distance?”
    Did that make you choke on your kernels of advice?

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13. Anonydick Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 8:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 670e2e8acc80b

    Hey Dick,

    Just dropping in to say you FUCKING ROCK. I just finished watching your several episodes of Dr. Phil and I completely agree with you. Also, good work on managing to execute probably the most epic burn broadcasted on national television.

    - Anonydick

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14. Anon Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 9:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 70508d469c148

    A woman’s expiration date is 23. After this…

    “The vagina goes bad”

    - Dick Masterson

    Dickline April 17th MP3

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15. Mark Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 10:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 13d58b1f779bc

    “Men can put their cum anywhere, such as a tissue, a sock, or a vagina”

    Fucking gold right there. That dude is the man.

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16. taylor Says:
    April 19th, 2008 at 4:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5588d1925d8a2

    ummmm wat about faggots?
    they are as useless are women but they take it up the ass.

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17. Kelly B Says:
    April 20th, 2008 at 8:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 479881effb6c3

    Wow.. those voice mails were just retarded. Like I love how Dick didn’t even have enough decency to listen. All he did was talk over everyone. After reading a lot of the content on this website for many months now and engaging in many arguments with men on here… I just want everyone to know I have become a huge feminist and as we speak am doing two term papers on feminism. Before visiting this site I never realized just how oppressed and suboridinated women STILL actually are. I no longer have ANY sympathy for men. So I would like to thank you ALL for making me realize I am a socialist feminist. I couldn’t have done it without you guys. Thanks again!

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18. Kelly B Says:
    April 20th, 2008 at 8:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 479881effb6c3

    Anon said:

    A woman’s expiration date is 23. After this…

    “The vagina goes bad”

    - Dick Masterson

    Dickline April 17th MP3

    I also love how arbitrary selection of age 23 is. Seeing how I’m pretty sure a whole doesn’t change in a woman’s vagina between completion of puberty and when she has children. You fucking make me sick.

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19. no manhole Says:
    April 20th, 2008 at 8:48 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

    Kelly B said:

    Before visiting this site I never realized just how oppressed and suboridinated women STILL actually are. I no longer have ANY sympathy for men. So I would like to thank you ALL for making me realize I am a socialist feminist. I couldn’t have done it without you guys. Thanks again!

    To say the women are oppressed or subordinated in real life western culture is ridiculous. If you want a well-reasoned argument about how women are actually promoted over men in western culture, read Bernard Chapin’s Book “Women: theory and practice”, before you write your one-sided and therefore incorrect papers.

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