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Comment by Dick Masterson
2009-10-25 15:25:44 - IP Man-Hash: 237473d762590

I am shutting this site down.

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 16:13:09 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Dick Masterson=Dildo wearing a Groucho mask! http://www.maleenhancement.org/

 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 09:55:03 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/

 
Comment by Dwayne Jones-Evans
2009-04-09 07:39:19 - IP Man-Hash: c969c628b2836

Stupidest thing women ever did, is after they stole the vote in 1918, in 1919 they used their voting muscle and passed Prohibition which sold the USA out to the mob. They said “alcohol is wrecking out families” not “I’m a bitch who has forced my husband to drink so he has the courage to face what I have turned his life into”, and they banned everything even beer. Gangsters used this as the means to fund their takeover of everything. Deny women the vote for a safer country.

Comment by Bob
2009-04-09 07:47:24 - IP Man-Hash: 353c85c1948ee

Absolute truth,my friend.

Women are full of dumbass ideas, like “temperance”.

 
 
Comment by Benj
2008-07-22 17:50:46 - IP Man-Hash: 06959aee75521

LOL “I’m not your buddy…. friend”

 
Comment by Joseph
2008-05-14 21:30:54 - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e

Sgt. Asskicker, USMC said:

Sir, you’ve got yourself one hell of a god damn good site! You’re a god damn testament to mankind!

So are you and the rest of the Leathernecks, God Bless the Corps!

 
Comment by Sgt. Asskicker, USMC
2008-05-14 20:49:56 - IP Man-Hash: 09b8157b6091f

Sir, you’ve got yourself one hell of a god damn good site! You’re a god damn testament to mankind!

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-05-09 05:32:34 - IP Man-Hash: 08b02dc5f7c94

Nils said:

Betty Ford, a woman, made the American Flag.

I think you mean Betsy Ross, air-head. Betty Ford was the wife of former president Gerald Ford, also known for her outspokeness and drinking habit.

 
Comment by Nils
2008-05-09 05:23:51 - IP Man-Hash: b7d1b98986b3b

Betty Ford, a woman, made the American Flag.

Comment by Dwayne Jones-Evans
2009-04-09 07:41:14 - IP Man-Hash: c969c628b2836

She sewed it, but she didn’t design it. Sweat-shopping isn’t much of an achievement really.

 
 
Comment by acac
2008-04-24 11:20:29 - IP Man-Hash: 3e055149b6a3a

You’d best be trolling.

 
Comment by BrokenJohnny
2008-04-23 23:25:44 - IP Man-Hash: 921c38c0d8c30

Kay said:

Man Theory said:

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

Alright there “guy”

Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

Perhaps you would like to sign up for the forums. Then you could prove to us that you really ARE a guy.

 
Comment by Manflesh
2008-04-23 15:54:35 - IP Man-Hash: b0a662e28123f

That story about the church whore wanting respect was hilarious!!!

 
Comment by Man Theory
2008-04-23 14:51:12 - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d

L said:

Kay said:
yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

This is a website for men to talk about how mantastically superior we are to women, not a cell phone conversation with your lesbian lover whom you’re using in an attempt to get the head of the football team interested in you.

Your post has so many typos and pointless abbreviations that most women wouldn’t even be able to count them (Pro Tip: that means more than 10). You also have no argument aside from, “I suck at life!” That’s not an argument, it’s an admission. Also, you didn’t have to tell us, we could figure it out from your atrocious comprehension of the internet. It’s one of our many man-powers.

So you get you lose to women football, which is both sad and pathetic, yet you are using the power of the internets to say you are going to beat a mans ass?

Only a woman would contradict themselves in this way.

As I said before, fuck off the site.

 
Comment by Somebody Else
2008-04-23 14:33:44 - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918

Oh, priceless.

Kay gets beat by all the other girls, but look out now, ’cause she’ll work up some heat and kick some guy’s ass.

Riiiiggghhhtt! Not likely. What a delusional female.

Dr. Masterson, you are THE MAN!

 
Comment by Man Theory
2008-04-23 11:00:35 - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d

Kay said:

Man Theory said:

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

Alright there “guy”

Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

Alright their chick, hehe.

Listen, women, like yourself, are not fucking allowed on this site.

Fuck off, you have nothing to contribute to the message of what Dick and other men are saying.

Get back in the fucking kitchen.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-04-23 10:51:13 - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4

Mik3_D said:

Just a question Kay: Do you know who your dad is?

It’s okay his mom bought him Guitar Hero and World of Warcraft with the remains of child support that wasn’t requisite for her boyfriends pot… and he’s very skilled at them.

 
Comment by Mik3_D
2008-04-23 10:38:20 - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85

Just a question Kay: Do you know who your dad is?

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-23 05:37:58 - IP Man-Hash: 9e62ebba9086d

Kay said:

Man Theory said:

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

Alright there “guy”

Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

LOL.
Another “hey this key i m a man” type of message. I mean, why this fuckup wants to prove to us to be a “guy”? Let’s ignore the bitch.

 
Comment by L
2008-04-23 05:16:34 - IP Man-Hash: 108360d51991f

Kay said:
yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

This is a website for men to talk about how mantastically superior we are to women, not a cell phone conversation with your lesbian lover whom you’re using in an attempt to get the head of the football team interested in you.

Your post has so many typos and pointless abbreviations that most women wouldn’t even be able to count them (Pro Tip: that means more than 10). You also have no argument aside from, “I suck at life!” That’s not an argument, it’s an admission. Also, you didn’t have to tell us, we could figure it out from your atrocious comprehension of the internet. It’s one of our many man-powers.

 
Comment by Kay
2008-04-23 03:53:56 - IP Man-Hash: dbc9aaa735888

Man Theory said:

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

Alright there “guy”

Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

 
Comment by Billy
2008-04-22 23:08:46 - IP Man-Hash: 03c28f5cc82a1

Guys raised by single Moms become male whores and lie incessantly. They take on feminime traits.

Ex; Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton Is a Mama’s Boy – ABC News.

 
Comment by Panda
2008-04-22 21:16:51 - IP Man-Hash: a09182ecba5d2

Brad said:

These voice-mails are hysterical! I LMAO with every one.

The best ones are when these Bug-eyed Ball Busting Bitches call and prove how stupid we already know they are.

And the guys that call you to rag on you just prove how pussy-whipped they are. They probably grew up in homes with single mothers, or took classes in womyn’s studies.

And they probably never get laid.

Au contraire. Any guy who was raised by a single mother would know that women suck at everything. I think they were just put up to it by their girlfriends.

 
Comment by daniel
2008-04-22 19:53:00 - IP Man-Hash: acdd222cb7b68

daniel said:

i don’t know if you guys have heard of this website, but it’s all about how women are talentless humans. it’s called womencantplayguitar.tumblr.com it tells the truth. go men!

no ive heard of this guys site. it just started i think. its not women its girls

girlscantplayguitar.tumblr.com pretty good truthful stuff

 
Comment by daniel
2008-04-22 19:49:59 - IP Man-Hash: acdd222cb7b68

i don’t know if you guys have heard of this website, but it’s all about how women are talentless humans. it’s called womencantplayguitar.tumblr.com it tells the truth. go men!

 
Comment by Brad
2008-04-22 17:09:37 - IP Man-Hash: 685db7b70ea30

These voice-mails are hysterical! I LMAO with every one.

The best ones are when these Bug-eyed Ball Busting Bitches call and prove how stupid we already know they are.

And the guys that call you to rag on you just prove how pussy-whipped they are. They probably grew up in homes with single mothers, or took classes in womyn’s studies.

And they probably never get laid.

 
Comment by Bret
2008-04-22 16:51:16 - IP Man-Hash: 836cbf5206bca

LOL this bitch is hilarious.

“Hit the treadmill” – Dick

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

 
Comment by haha
2008-04-22 14:02:54 - IP Man-Hash: 936fe43f7bb2f

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

“plas” “u” “cos” “excelent”

Go away teenage girl. You fail at life. Just go get married and pop out a few children, that should keep you occupied until you die.

 
Comment by Ryan
2008-04-22 13:46:43 - IP Man-Hash: 0846d4797ee37

My mind is simply blown by the manliness of this place.

I’ve known about this place for a couple weeks now, and I’m still flabbergasted…

 
Comment by Solomon
2008-04-22 12:32:00 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Good job Theory, got em. Gets beat by girls at football, my ass.

-Solomon

 
Comment by Man Theory
2008-04-22 12:14:44 - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

Alright there “guy”

Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

 
Comment by Kay
2008-04-22 11:09:22 - IP Man-Hash: 408650b2f5e15

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

 
Comment by Bret
2008-04-22 09:15:54 - IP Man-Hash: 836cbf5206bca

Women drivers no survivors.

“Hit the treadmill” – Dick

 
Comment by Man Theory
2008-04-22 01:42:00 - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d

This is probably the funniest one I heard out of all six.

I can listen to this shit all day.

 
Comment by Man Theory
2008-04-22 01:31:14 - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d

First :)

As everybody can see, the word is spreading.

It it be on internet, in the military, or on some poor kid living with his single mom.

 

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