Comments on: Dick’s Voicemail #6

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:25:44 +0000

I am shutting this site down.

By: Haha89

Haha89 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:13:09 +0000

Dick Masterson=Dildo wearing a Groucho mask! http://www.maleenhancement.org/

By: Haha89

Haha89 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:55:03 +0000

Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/

By: Bob

Bob — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:47:24 +0000

Absolute truth,my friend.

Women are full of dumbass ideas, like “temperance”.

By: Dwayne Jones-Evans

Dwayne Jones-Evans — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:41:14 +0000

She sewed it, but she didn’t design it. Sweat-shopping isn’t much of an achievement really.

By: Dwayne Jones-Evans

Dwayne Jones-Evans — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:39:19 +0000

Stupidest thing women ever did, is after they stole the vote in 1918, in 1919 they used their voting muscle and passed Prohibition which sold the USA out to the mob. They said “alcohol is wrecking out families” not “I’m a bitch who has forced my husband to drink so he has the courage to face what I have turned his life into”, and they banned everything even beer. Gangsters used this as the means to fund their takeover of everything. Deny women the vote for a safer country.

By: Benj

Benj — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:50:46 +0000

LOL “I’m not your buddy…. friend”

By: Joseph

Joseph — Thu, 15 May 2008 04:30:54 +0000

Sgt. Asskicker, USMC said: Sir, you've got yourself one hell of a god damn good site! You're a god damn testament to mankind!

So are you and the rest of the Leathernecks, God Bless the Corps!

By: Sgt. Asskicker, USMC

Sgt. Asskicker, USMC — Thu, 15 May 2008 03:49:56 +0000

Sir, you’ve got yourself one hell of a god damn good site! You’re a god damn testament to mankind!

By: no manhole

no manhole — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:32:34 +0000

Nils said: Betty Ford, a woman, made the American Flag.

I think you mean Betsy Ross, air-head. Betty Ford was the wife of former president Gerald Ford, also known for her outspokeness and drinking habit.

By: Nils

Nils — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:23:51 +0000

Betty Ford, a woman, made the American Flag.

By: acac

acac — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:20:29 +0000

You’d best be trolling.

By: BrokenJohnny

BrokenJohnny — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:25:44 +0000

Kay said:
Man Theory said:
Kay said: hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl? there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.
Alright there "guy" Ok guys, I'm going to take a shot at it Your first mistake was saying the typical line "Im a guy" Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling. I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.
yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl? i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me. now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls. stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

Perhaps you would like to sign up for the forums. Then you could prove to us that you really ARE a guy.

By: Manflesh

Manflesh — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:54:35 +0000

That story about the church whore wanting respect was hilarious!!!

By: Man Theory

Man Theory — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:51:12 +0000

L said:
Kay said: yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl? i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me. now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls. stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick
This is a website for men to talk about how mantastically superior we are to women, not a cell phone conversation with your lesbian lover whom you're using in an attempt to get the head of the football team interested in you. Your post has so many typos and pointless abbreviations that most women wouldn't even be able to count them (Pro Tip: that means more than 10). You also have no argument aside from, "I suck at life!" That's not an argument, it's an admission. Also, you didn't have to tell us, we could figure it out from your atrocious comprehension of the internet. It's one of our many man-powers.

So you get you lose to women football, which is both sad and pathetic, yet you are using the power of the internets to say you are going to beat a mans ass? Only a woman would contradict themselves in this way. As I said before, fuck off the site.

By: Somebody Else

Somebody Else — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:33:44 +0000

Oh, priceless.

Kay gets beat by all the other girls, but look out now, ’cause she’ll work up some heat and kick some guy’s ass.

Riiiiggghhhtt! Not likely. What a delusional female.

Dr. Masterson, you are THE MAN!

By: Man Theory

Man Theory — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:00:35 +0000

Kay said:
Man Theory said:
Kay said: hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl? there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.
Alright there "guy" Ok guys, I'm going to take a shot at it Your first mistake was saying the typical line "Im a guy" Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling. I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.
yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl? i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me. now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls. stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

Alright their chick, hehe. Listen, women, like yourself, are not fucking allowed on this site. Fuck off, you have nothing to contribute to the message of what Dick and other men are saying. Get back in the fucking kitchen.

By: son of the suns

son of the suns — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:51:13 +0000

Mik3_D said: Just a question Kay: Do you know who your dad is?

It's okay his mom bought him Guitar Hero and World of Warcraft with the remains of child support that wasn't requisite for her boyfriends pot... and he's very skilled at them.

By: Mik3_D

Mik3_D — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:38:20 +0000

Just a question Kay: Do you know who your dad is?

By: studioline

studioline — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:37:58 +0000

Kay said:
Man Theory said:
Kay said: hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl? there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.
Alright there "guy" Ok guys, I'm going to take a shot at it Your first mistake was saying the typical line "Im a guy" Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling. I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.
yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl? i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me. now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls. stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

LOL. Another “hey this key i m a man” type of message. I mean, why this fuckup wants to prove to us to be a “guy”? Let’s ignore the bitch.