Sgt. Asskicker, USMC said:

Sir, you’ve got yourself one hell of a god damn good site! You’re a god damn testament to mankind!

So are you and the rest of the Leathernecks, God Bless the Corps!

Nils said:

Betty Ford, a woman, made the American Flag.

I think you mean Betsy Ross, air-head. Betty Ford was the wife of former president Gerald Ford, also known for her outspokeness and drinking habit.

Kay said:

Man Theory said:

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

Alright there “guy”

Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

Perhaps you would like to sign up for the forums. Then you could prove to us that you really ARE a guy.

L said:

Kay said:
yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

This is a website for men to talk about how mantastically superior we are to women, not a cell phone conversation with your lesbian lover whom you’re using in an attempt to get the head of the football team interested in you.

Your post has so many typos and pointless abbreviations that most women wouldn’t even be able to count them (Pro Tip: that means more than 10). You also have no argument aside from, “I suck at life!” That’s not an argument, it’s an admission. Also, you didn’t have to tell us, we could figure it out from your atrocious comprehension of the internet. It’s one of our many man-powers.

So you get you lose to women football, which is both sad and pathetic, yet you are using the power of the internets to say you are going to beat a mans ass?

Only a woman would contradict themselves in this way.

As I said before, fuck off the site.

Kay gets beat by all the other girls, but look out now, ’cause she’ll work up some heat and kick some guy’s ass.

Riiiiggghhhtt! Not likely. What a delusional female.

Dr. Masterson, you are THE MAN!

Kay said:

Man Theory said:

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

Alright there “guy”

Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

Alright their chick, hehe.

Listen, women, like yourself, are not fucking allowed on this site.

Fuck off, you have nothing to contribute to the message of what Dick and other men are saying.

Get back in the fucking kitchen.

Mik3_D said:

Just a question Kay: Do you know who your dad is?

It’s okay his mom bought him Guitar Hero and World of Warcraft with the remains of child support that wasn’t requisite for her boyfriends pot… and he’s very skilled at them.

Kay said:

Man Theory said:

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

Alright there “guy”

Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

LOL.
Another “hey this key i m a man” type of message. I mean, why this fuckup wants to prove to us to be a “guy”? Let’s ignore the bitch.

Kay said:
yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

This is a website for men to talk about how mantastically superior we are to women, not a cell phone conversation with your lesbian lover whom you’re using in an attempt to get the head of the football team interested in you.

Your post has so many typos and pointless abbreviations that most women wouldn’t even be able to count them (Pro Tip: that means more than 10). You also have no argument aside from, “I suck at life!” That’s not an argument, it’s an admission. Also, you didn’t have to tell us, we could figure it out from your atrocious comprehension of the internet. It’s one of our many man-powers.

Man Theory said:

Kay said:

hey, Im a guy and get beat at studies, football, hockey, and other stuff by girls. Does that make me worse than a girl?
there are some things im better at than a girl. plas dont say u get better at things the more u try, cos its not true for everything, sometimes some ppl have a gift of being excelent in stuff.

Alright there “guy”

Ok guys, I’m going to take a shot at it
Your first mistake was saying the typical line “Im a guy”

Your second mistake is making it extremely obvious that you are a women by never using capitol letters, we all know women are not capable of using the shift button

Your third was making it obvious that have horrible spelling.

I gotcha bitch, get back in the kitchen.

yeah whatever, u come up with some lame arsed explanaition, and the jokes on u, cos im realy a guy. u wana chat in real life and see if ur talking to a girl?
i might be shit at sports and my studies, get beat by a girl in thoes stuff, but when i get pissed of i can get real triped. and il fuck up any guy who stands infront of me.

now being a guy and sucking hard, make su what? shit, shit guy, lame arsed guy, retard guy, wtf? so u get beat by girl, so ur pussy guy, guy with no balls.
stupid arse junk, anyways i wernt asking u shit, was talking to dick

Ex; Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton Is a Mama’s Boy - ABC News.

Brad said:

These voice-mails are hysterical! I LMAO with every one.

The best ones are when these Bug-eyed Ball Busting Bitches call and prove how stupid we already know they are.

And the guys that call you to rag on you just prove how pussy-whipped they are. They probably grew up in homes with single mothers, or took classes in womyn’s studies.

And they probably never get laid.

Au contraire. Any guy who was raised by a single mother would know that women suck at everything. I think they were just put up to it by their girlfriends.

daniel said:

i don’t know if you guys have heard of this website, but it’s all about how women are talentless humans. it’s called womencantplayguitar.tumblr.com it tells the truth. go men!

no ive heard of this guys site. it just started i think. its not women its girls

girlscantplayguitar.tumblr.com pretty good truthful stuff