Dick’s Voicemail #7

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  1. Mik3_D Says:

    To the woman that wanted some statistical data:

    “There were twice as many men with IQ scores of 125, for example, a level said to correspond with people getting first-class degrees.

    At scores of 155, associated with genius, there were 5.5 men for every woman.”

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4183166.stm

  2. Kelly B Says:

    Sorry, I could not resist this one.

    You do realize that IQ tests do not actually measure intelligence right? As a psychology major I know this first hand, especially from taking psychology history courses. They were created in times of recruitment for war and figuring out mental retardation.

    BUT, if you would like an explanation for why men score higher it could most likely be because men have more of an opportunity to attend university (and recieve other such types of higher education) than women because they do not have to worry about such things as giving birth and childrearing, etc.

    Stop being so ignorant… seriously. Don’t argue or put women down unless it’s based on something more factual…

    There is NO EVIDENCE men are smarter or better, or whatever else you want to dream up, than women.

    The sooner you realize it, the sooner you can move on with your life and stop being so pathetic.

  3. son of the suns Says:

    You’re as blind as you are stupid.

    Killswitch Engage - The End of Heartache

  4. son of the suns Says:

    You’re as blind as you are stupid.

    Killswitch Engage - The End of Heartache

  5. no manhole Says:

    Kelly B said:

    Sorry, I could not resist this one.

    You do realize that IQ tests do not actually measure intelligence right? As a psychology major I know this first hand, especially from taking psychology history courses. They were created in times of recruitment for war and figuring out mental retardation.

    BUT, if you would like an explanation for why men score higher it could most likely be because men have more of an opportunity to attend university (and recieve other such types of higher education) than women because they do not have to worry about such things as giving birth and childrearing, etc.

    Stop being so ignorant… seriously. Don’t argue or put women down unless it’s based on something more factual…

    There is NO EVIDENCE men are smarter or better, or whatever else you want to dream up, than women.

    The sooner you realize it, the sooner you can move on with your life and stop being so pathetic.

    I took a form of the test twice: once an adult, one as a child. (Interestingly, I got the same score both times). Anyway, what I remember in the form I took, half the test was devoted to testing learned intelligence, the other half was for innate intelligence. I remember two sections of the innate one; one was called digit span, where the tester showed you a set of numbers for a few moments and you would had to recall them. Another (I forget the name) is where you assemble picture cards to tell a story. I guess the theory is no amount of education could help you improve your abilities to do well on these sections so I would think at least for some tests, there are sections which score on innate intelligence which should be independent of education.

  6. Muzalon Says:

    no manhole said:

    Kelly B said:

    Sorry, I could not resist this one.

    You do realize that IQ tests do not actually measure intelligence right? As a psychology major I know this first hand, especially from taking psychology history courses. They were created in times of recruitment for war and figuring out mental retardation.

    BUT, if you would like an explanation for why men score higher it could most likely be because men have more of an opportunity to attend university (and recieve other such types of higher education) than women because they do not have to worry about such things as giving birth and childrearing, etc.

    Stop being so ignorant… seriously. Don’t argue or put women down unless it’s based on something more factual…

    There is NO EVIDENCE men are smarter or better, or whatever else you want to dream up, than women.

    The sooner you realize it, the sooner you can move on with your life and stop being so pathetic.

    I took a form of the test twice: once an adult, one as a child. (Interestingly, I got the same score both times). Anyway, what I remember in the form I took, half the test was devoted to testing learned intelligence, the other half was for innate intelligence. I remember two sections of the innate one; one was called digit span, where the tester showed you a set of numbers for a few moments and you would had to recall them. Another (I forget the name) is where you assemble picture cards to tell a story. I guess the theory is no amount of education could help you improve your abilities to do well on these sections so I would think at least for some tests, there are sections which score on innate intelligence which should be independent of education.

    That distinction in intelligence is the ‘fluid’ and ‘crystallised’ distinction. Fluid intelligence is innate, crystallised intelligence is predicated upon education.

  7. Muzalon Says:

    Kelly B said:

    Sorry, I could not resist this one.

    You do realize that IQ tests do not actually measure intelligence right? As a psychology major I know this first hand, especially from taking psychology history courses. They were created in times of recruitment for war and figuring out mental retardation.

    BUT, if you would like an explanation for why men score higher it could most likely be because men have more of an opportunity to attend university (and recieve other such types of higher education) than women because they do not have to worry about such things as giving birth and childrearing, etc.

    Stop being so ignorant… seriously. Don’t argue or put women down unless it’s based on something more factual…

    There is NO EVIDENCE men are smarter or better, or whatever else you want to dream up, than women.

    The sooner you realize it, the sooner you can move on with your life and stop being so pathetic.

    While lots of people with high IQs achieve nothing, people who do activities widely considered to demand high intelligence (software development, theoretical physics, analytical philosophy, Grand Master level chess, advanced engineering and other fields dominated by white/Jewish/Asian males) ALWAYS have high IQs, usually very high.

  8. GeorgeWatson Says:

    I just want to beat the shit out of the last caller. I think he was raised by a single mom.

  9. Justin Says:

    HAHAHAHA THE GUY AT THE end. What a funny little bitch, I mean come on dude seriously? Your gonna call and try and stand up for all women when you were just blabbling on and on and on just like a girl? Are you serious? Why not make your point like a MAN and then hang up the phone. And the part about his just trying to get popular and him just wanting to get hits? Hey, ya know hes right, he didn’t shove it down anyones throat. I garuntee more women buy his book then men, and for the popular part “Yea, put this is on your website” sounds like someone else is trying to get some popularity if you ask me.

  10. Irony Says:

    Kelly B said:

    BUT, if you would like an explanation for why men score higher it could most likely be because men have more of an opportunity to attend university (and recieve other such types of higher education)

    You can’t LEARN to do an IQ test you tit.

  11. TheManTheory Says:

    Wow that last caller is a fucking queer.

  12. no manhole Says:

    Irony said:

    You can’t LEARN to do an IQ test you tit.

    But if you have an education the more likely you are to do better on it, at least the one I took. I remember one of the learned intelligence questions was who wrote Faust, which I blew. An MD I know got it right. This result maybe consistent with why this individual is an MD and why I am not. If I was an MD, I’d have all the chicks I want. Oh well.

  13. Muzalon Says:

    no manhole said:

    Irony said:

    You can’t LEARN to do an IQ test you tit.

    But if you have an education the more likely you are to do better on it, at least the one I took. I remember one of the learned intelligence questions was who wrote Faust, which I blew. An MD I know got it right. This result maybe consistent with why this individual is an MD and why I am not. If I was an MD, I’d have all the chicks I want. Oh well.

    But then, educated people tend to be more intelligent anyway.

  14. Muzalon Says:

    Justin said:

    HAHAHAHA THE GUY AT THE end. What a funny little bitch, I mean come on dude seriously? Your gonna call and try and stand up for all women when you were just blabbling on and on and on just like a girl? Are you serious? Why not make your point like a MAN and then hang up the phone. And the part about his just trying to get popular and him just wanting to get hits? Hey, ya know hes right, he didn’t shove it down anyones throat. I garuntee more women buy his book then men, and for the popular part “Yea, put this is on your website” sounds like someone else is trying to get some popularity if you ask me.

    That pussy was a certified ‘Anglo-Fag’ - an weak Anglo-American male with mummy issues who puts all cunts on a pedestal.

  15. Justin Says:

    He’s just a sweet ass boy who thinks if he puts his name and number out there all women will think he stands up for them and he thinks he will get laid more, try again :) Im a male, im dominant, im an asshole by nature, and women love it. Why would women want to date women? They like a MAN who is stand up and is dominant.. the guy just needs to get over it :)

  16. Rach Says:

    His misogyny is so childish I find myself just wanting to pinch his face and offer him icecream. I mean come on, no one can take this seriously, he’s just a little sweetie

  17. Rach Says:

    Justin said:

    They like a MAN who is stand up and is dominant.. the guy just needs to get over it :)</blockquote

    You might want to check the grammar honey. It’s not very impressive you little cutie.

  18. Dutch269 Says:

    Excellent points, I have taken many IQ tests and I always fall between 118-125. These tests are only partly based on education and memory.

    Justin your so right, so many young men think they can get more pussy if they just fight for the girls side, but thankfully there are many that are like us, strong and dominant, and want nothing to do with those feminist pigs.

    Ladies, before you start harping, strong does not mean beating up women or degrading them, it simply means we don’t put up with BS, not from you, not from anyone.

    In my office, I am considered the “hard ass” of the bunch, one guy called me a “Gentle giant”, and guess what, all the chicks in my office flirt with me constantly. I play the game, but I never get suckered into the BS, and I get major respect for it.

    Time for all men to take a stand.

  19. Kelly B Says:

    GeorgeWatson said:

    I just want to beat the shit out of the last caller. I think he was raised by a single mom.

    A lot of people ARE raised by single moms because the “Dad” fucks off because men don’t know how to take on responsibility. So kudos to all the single moms out there, SOMEONE has to raise the children.

  20. Kelly B Says:

    Irony said:

    Kelly B said:

    BUT, if you would like an explanation for why men score higher it could most likely be because men have more of an opportunity to attend university (and recieve other such types of higher education)

    You can’t LEARN to do an IQ test you tit.

    Never ever said you could. But your abilities to problem solve and whatever else is on there (haven’t taken any sort of “intelligence testing” since I was 10 years old) has to be learned somewhere, does it not? All I am saying is men usually do better because they have more opportunities to gain knowledge and skills throughout life. Also, its only natural that men are better at such things as math, engineering, spatial skills, etc. Has nothing to do with anyone being better or smarter, men and women naturally (usually) have very different types of skills that they excel at. However, this is not the case for all men. Lots of men can’t do a single math problem and I have female friends who are engineers.

    This was also directed at Muzalon because you listed a lot of logical type problems that men typically excel at.

  21. Kelly B Says:

    Dutch269 said:

    Excellent points, I have taken many IQ tests and I always fall between 118-125. These tests are only partly based on education and memory.

    Justin your so right, so many young men think they can get more pussy if they just fight for the girls side, but thankfully there are many that are like us, strong and dominant, and want nothing to do with those feminist pigs.

    Ladies, before you start harping, strong does not mean beating up women or degrading them, it simply means we don’t put up with BS, not from you, not from anyone.

    In my office, I am considered the “hard ass” of the bunch, one guy called me a “Gentle giant”, and guess what, all the chicks in my office flirt with me constantly. I play the game, but I never get suckered into the BS, and I get major respect for it.

    Time for all men to take a stand.

    I have taken a lot of those so called “intelligence tests” you speak of too (only psychologists and psychiatrists can administer an actual legitimate intelligence test.) and I always get a 124-ish. Looks like you aren’t that much “smarter” than me after all.

  22. Kelly B Says:

    On a site note:
    These voice mails are pointless because:
    1. Dick talks over most of them and you can’t even hear the whole thing. Very annoying Dick.
    2. A lot of these stupid things listed I have ALSO seen or heard of MALES doing. What’s the deal with that? Like, just for one example, I know a lot of guys who have done dumb shit with cars (wreck their engine, hit someone else).
    How do you explain this? How do you explain it when men do dumb-ass shit?

  23. Dick Masterson Says:

    Kelly B has three posts in a row. It’s official. She’s obsessed with me.

    Three posts in a row equals obsession.

    -Dick

  24. Arbalest Says:

    Don’t forget that she left forever 3 times already.

  25. no manhole Says:

    Kelly B said:

    Dutch269 said:

    Excellent points, I have taken many IQ tests and I always fall between 118-125. These tests are only partly based on education and memory.

    Justin your so right, so many young men think they can get more pussy if they just fight for the girls side, but thankfully there are many that are like us, strong and dominant, and want nothing to do with those feminist pigs.

    Ladies, before you start harping, strong does not mean beating up women or degrading them, it simply means we don’t put up with BS, not from you, not from anyone.

    In my office, I am considered the “hard ass” of the bunch, one guy called me a “Gentle giant”, and guess what, all the chicks in my office flirt with me constantly. I play the game, but I never get suckered into the BS, and I get major respect for it.

    Time for all men to take a stand.

    I have taken a lot of those so called “intelligence tests” you speak of too (only psychologists and psychiatrists can administer an actual legitimate intelligence test.) and I always get a 124-ish. Looks like you aren’t that much “smarter” than me after all.

    But I’m smarter than you, Kelly (mine is 135) :) But at the same time, unless he’s lying, Commander Scott with his IQ of 150 is smarter than me. Just proves that just because you score well on an IQ test doesn’t mean your not a complete fucktard.

  26. Arbalest Says:

    Kelly B said:

    GeorgeWatson said:

    I just want to beat the shit out of the last caller. I think he was raised by a single mom.

    A lot of people ARE raised by single moms because the “Dad” fucks off because men don’t know how to take on responsibility. So kudos to all the single moms out there, SOMEONE has to raise the children.

    Oh please. The dad “fucks off” because because the “mother” runs him off with falsified rape and child abuse charges. That is not raising children that’s just screwing kids over for money.

  27. Kelly B Says:

    Dick Masterson said:

    Kelly B has three posts in a row. It’s official. She’s obsessed with me.

    Three posts in a row equals obsession.

    -Dick

    You are too funny. I’ll admit, I find it hard to resist posting. Obsessed with you though? No. Haha. Keep dreaming hunny.

  28. Kelly B Says:

    no manhole said:

    Kelly B said:

    Dutch269 said:

    Excellent points, I have taken many IQ tests and I always fall between 118-125. These tests are only partly based on education and memory.

    Justin your so right, so many young men think they can get more pussy if they just fight for the girls side, but thankfully there are many that are like us, strong and dominant, and want nothing to do with those feminist pigs.

    Ladies, before you start harping, strong does not mean beating up women or degrading them, it simply means we don’t put up with BS, not from you, not from anyone.

    In my office, I am considered the “hard ass” of the bunch, one guy called me a “Gentle giant”, and guess what, all the chicks in my office flirt with me constantly. I play the game, but I never get suckered into the BS, and I get major respect for it.

    Time for all men to take a stand.

    I have taken a lot of those so called “intelligence tests” you speak of too (only psychologists and psychiatrists can administer an actual legitimate intelligence test.) and I always get a 124-ish. Looks like you aren’t that much “smarter” than me after all.

    But I’m smarter than you, Kelly (mine is 135) :) But at the same time, unless he’s lying, Commander Scott with his IQ of 150 is smarter than me. Just proves that just because you score well on an IQ test doesn’t mean your not a complete fucktard.

    Exactly, AND there are a lot of people who I am sure do not score well but are still fairly “intelligent.” Like I said, it was invented as a way to distinguish who was mentally retarded and who wasn’t a long time ago and it’s still mainly used for that purpose.

  29. Kelly B Says:

    Arbalest said:

    Kelly B said:

    GeorgeWatson said:

    I just want to beat the shit out of the last caller. I think he was raised by a single mom.

    A lot of people ARE raised by single moms because the “Dad” fucks off because men don’t know how to take on responsibility. So kudos to all the single moms out there, SOMEONE has to raise the children.

    Oh please. The dad “fucks off” because because the “mother” runs him off with falsified rape and child abuse charges. That is not raising children that’s just screwing kids over for money.

    No not necessarily. I know of several cases were the man just wanted to get fucked and never cared once there was an announcement of a child on the way. Had NOTHING to do with the woman.

  30. Kelly B Says:

    PS:
    How come no one stepped up to the plate to answer the questions I asked above….
    I really am interested in hearing some “well thought-out” answers.

  31. Kelly B Says:

    Arbalest said:

    Don’t forget that she left forever 3 times already.

    Sorry, I feel like someone needs to defend the women subjected to your ignorance.

  32. Arbalest Says:

    Kelly B said:

    Arbalest said:

    Kelly B said:

    GeorgeWatson said:

    I just want to beat the shit out of the last caller. I think he was raised by a single mom.

    A lot of people ARE raised by single moms because the “Dad” fucks off because men don’t know how to take on responsibility. So kudos to all the single moms out there, SOMEONE has to raise the children.

    Oh please. The dad “fucks off” because because the “mother” runs him off with falsified rape and child abuse charges. That is not raising children that’s just screwing kids over for money.

    No not necessarily. I know of several cases were the man just wanted to get fucked and never cared once there was an announcement of a child on the way. Had NOTHING to do with the woman.

    and I can tell you those cases are in the minority compared to other cases. Not only do women intiate most of the seperations they they rarely pay child support or use the money on the children.

  33. Kelly B Says:

    OH! (still listening to voicemails)
    Dick,
    you said something about “statistics don’t lie” you honestly have no type of formal post-secondary education do you? Statistics are social constructs and they are NOT objective truth. So rethink what you say because you make yourself look stupid. And that guy who said the stuff about you just wanting fame and attention, definately true.

  34. Kelly B Says:

    Arbalest said:

    Kelly B said:

    Arbalest said:

    Kelly B said:

    GeorgeWatson said:

    I just want to beat the shit out of the last caller. I think he was raised by a single mom.

    A lot of people ARE raised by single moms because the “Dad” fucks off because men don’t know how to take on responsibility. So kudos to all the single moms out there, SOMEONE has to raise the children.

    Oh please. The dad “fucks off” because because the “mother” runs him off with falsified rape and child abuse charges. That is not raising children that’s just screwing kids over for money.

    No not necessarily. I know of several cases were the man just wanted to get fucked and never cared once there was an announcement of a child on the way. Had NOTHING to do with the woman.

    and I can tell you those cases are in the minority compared to other cases. Not only do women intiate most of the seperations they they rarely pay child support or use the money on the children.

    How about you prove this to me. Anyone can sit here and make shit up. I actually know people, first hand, who have been royally fucked over by the FATHER and the mother did not initiate anything and worked her ass off to make sure that child had some kind of a life because the father was no wheres to be found. In one case he was off doing drugs and living like an immature idiot.

  35. Arbalest Says:

    Also, no one is subjecting you or any other woman to read, you come on your own free will. The magical patriarchy of doom did not force your browser to come back here and read something OVER THE INTERNET.

  36. Dick Masterson Says:

    Kelly B said:

    How about you prove this to me. Anyone can sit here and make shit up. I actually know people, first hand, who have been royally fucked over by the FATHER and the mother did not initiate anything and worked her ass off to make sure that child had some kind of a life because the father was no wheres to be found. In one case he was off doing drugs and living like an immature idiot.

    The walking womb should have used better judgment before spreading her legs. Women write checks with their vagina that their skill set can’t cash.

    -Dick

  37. TheManTheory Says:

    Kelly B said:

    Arbalest said:

    Kelly B said:

    Arbalest said:

    Kelly B said:

    GeorgeWatson said:

    I just want to beat the shit out of the last caller. I think he was raised by a single mom.

    A lot of people ARE raised by single moms because the “Dad” fucks off because men don’t know how to take on responsibility. So kudos to all the single moms out there, SOMEONE has to raise the children.

    Oh please. The dad “fucks off” because because the “mother” runs him off with falsified rape and child abuse charges. That is not raising children that’s just screwing kids over for money.

    No not necessarily. I know of several cases were the man just wanted to get fucked and never cared once there was an announcement of a child on the way. Had NOTHING to do with the woman.

    and I can tell you those cases are in the minority compared to other cases. Not only do women intiate most of the seperations they they rarely pay child support or use the money on the children.

    How about you prove this to me. Anyone can sit here and make shit up. I actually know people, first hand, who have been royally fucked over by the FATHER and the mother did not initiate anything and worked her ass off to make sure that child had some kind of a life because the father was no wheres to be found. In one case he was off doing drugs and living like an immature idiot.

    Bitch should take responsibility and choose a better man.

    If she wants to be a whore and fuck assholes and losers, let her, she dug her own grave.

  38. Kelly B Says:

    Arbalest said:

    Also, no one is subjecting you or any other woman to read, you come on your own free will. The magical patriarchy of doom did not force your browser to come back here and read something OVER THE INTERNET.

    I never said they were but thanks for letting me know, I am so glad you cleared that up for me. Dick went on national television to try and promote his radical views.
    Are you telling me this is just a website where you vent but then run back to your woman and act all nice and respectful to her? Or when you meet a woman are you like “you are a stupid whore”? If this is a site were you men just vent but in REAL LIFE act like normal respecful human beings then fine, however promoting this ideology is dangerous and oppressive, especially when Dick is doing it through television+internet+merchandise+books, and so forth.

  39. Kelly B Says:

    And you cannot just blame the fact a woman is pregnant and the father is no wheres to be found on the fact that she “opened her legs” to begin with. Because it takes TWO to create the baby and the father should own up to what he did. Yes, she should have chosen a better man but that still doesn’t have anything to do with the fact its the MAN not owning up to his mistakes.

  40. Kelly B Says:

    Dick Masterson said:

    Kelly B said:

    How about you prove this to me. Anyone can sit here and make shit up. I actually know people, first hand, who have been royally fucked over by the FATHER and the mother did not initiate anything and worked her ass off to make sure that child had some kind of a life because the father was no wheres to be found. In one case he was off doing drugs and living like an immature idiot.

    The walking womb should have used better judgment before spreading her legs. Women write checks with their vagina that their skill set can’t cash.

    -Dick

    I honestly hope you are not like this is real life… if so then you will have trouble finding a woman you will be happy with for the rest of your life… I am sincere in saying this and I am not trying to put you down. I just think you should really reconsider a lot of your views. If you want to act macho on this site then fine, but I hope someday you meet someone and treat her with dignity and respect.

    Some women are EXACTLY how you describe them, hell I cringe everyday seeing and hearing some of the things women do and say… sometimes I honestly feel embarrassed to be a woman because I feel like a lot of women ASK to be degraded… BUT there are GREAT women out there and I think it is too bad you have not been fortunate enough to meet them yet.
    As easy as it is to hate you, I for some reason don’t. I believe there is good in everyone and I know there is more to you then this whole “menarebetterthanwomen” empire. :)

  41. Arbalest Says:

    Kelly B said:

    Arbalest said:

    Also, no one is subjecting you or any other woman to read, you come on your own free will. The magical patriarchy of doom did not force your browser to come back here and read something OVER THE INTERNET.

    I never said they were but thanks for letting me know, I am so glad you cleared that up for me. Dick went on national television to try and promote his radical views.

    A: Sorry, I feel like someone needs to defend the women subjected to your ignorance.

    Besides the fact that you going back on what you said…again..Dick was invited to Dr. Phil the same as the other 4 or 5 were to give out his opinion.

    Are you telling me this is just a website where you vent but then run back to your woman and act all nice and respectful to her?Or when you meet a woman are you like “you are a stupid whore”? If this is a site were you men just vent but in REAL LIFE act like normal respecful human beings then fine, however promoting this ideology is dangerous and oppressive, especially when Dick is doing it through television+internet+merchandise+books, and so fort

    Your? I do not own a woman. I did not go to walmart and pick up a female on sale with a can of coke. Besides, it’s only a opinion. We agree or disagree and keep going. There’s no reason to try to shut down someone’s opinion like it’s some demon because you don’t like it. Trying to do so is chilish..which would be fitting,eh?

  42. Kelly B Says:

    It’s more than an opinion though. Because you men actually WANT women to be nothing but sex-tools… and to have no rights… and you are PROMOTING this to as many men as possible hoping they will conform to these thoughts.

  43. B Dorian Says:

    Kelly B said:

    It’s more than an opinion though. Because you men actually WANT women to be nothing but sex-tools… and to have no rights… and you are PROMOTING this to as many men as possible hoping they will conform to these thoughts.

    Nothing but sex tools? No. Just to stop nagging, whining, and spouting out anything else that completely not constructive.

    No rights? No. Basic human rights, great. But the right to divorce a man on a whim, take the money, kids, and house? No.

    A great woman is one who is fun to be with and understands that they aren’t the only woman in the universe. Make and effort to keep your man happy rather than demanding all kinda of respect and attention. Both are earned, you’re not entitled just because you are a woman.

  44. regretfulmorning.com Says:

    Kelly B said:

    Dick Masterson said:

    Kelly B has three posts in a row. It’s official. She’s obsessed with me.

    Three posts in a row equals obsession.

    -Dick

    You are too funny. I’ll admit, I find it hard to resist posting. Obsessed with you though? No. Haha. Keep dreaming hunny.

    calling someone “hunny” on the internet is the same as saying “my legs are spread for you” in person.

  45. Arbalest Says: