Dick’s Voicemail #7

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Comment by Dick Masterson
2008-04-25 11:54:25

Kelly B has three posts in a row. It’s official. She’s obsessed with me.

Three posts in a row equals obsession.

-Dick

 
Comment by Kelly B
2008-04-25 11:53:31

On a site note:
These voice mails are pointless because:
1. Dick talks over most of them and you can’t even hear the whole thing. Very annoying Dick.
2. A lot of these stupid things listed I have ALSO seen or heard of MALES doing. What’s the deal with that? Like, just for one example, I know a lot of guys who have done dumb shit with cars (wreck their engine, hit someone else).
How do you explain this? How do you explain it when men do dumb-ass shit?

 
Comment by Kelly B
2008-04-25 11:46:52

Dutch269 said:

Excellent points, I have taken many IQ tests and I always fall between 118-125. These tests are only partly based on education and memory.

Justin your so right, so many young men think they can get more pussy if they just fight for the girls side, but thankfully there are many that are like us, strong and dominant, and want nothing to do with those feminist pigs.

Ladies, before you start harping, strong does not mean beating up women or degrading them, it simply means we don’t put up with BS, not from you, not from anyone.

In my office, I am considered the “hard ass” of the bunch, one guy called me a “Gentle giant”, and guess what, all the chicks in my office flirt with me constantly. I play the game, but I never get suckered into the BS, and I get major respect for it.

Time for all men to take a stand.

I have taken a lot of those so called “intelligence tests” you speak of too (only psychologists and psychiatrists can administer an actual legitimate intelligence test.) and I always get a 124-ish. Looks like you aren’t that much “smarter” than me after all.

 
Comment by Kelly B
2008-04-25 11:44:08

Irony said:

Kelly B said:

BUT, if you would like an explanation for why men score higher it could most likely be because men have more of an opportunity to attend university (and recieve other such types of higher education)

You can’t LEARN to do an IQ test you tit.

Never ever said you could. But your abilities to problem solve and whatever else is on there (haven’t taken any sort of “intelligence testing” since I was 10 years old) has to be learned somewhere, does it not? All I am saying is men usually do better because they have more opportunities to gain knowledge and skills throughout life. Also, its only natural that men are better at such things as math, engineering, spatial skills, etc. Has nothing to do with anyone being better or smarter, men and women naturally (usually) have very different types of skills that they excel at. However, this is not the case for all men. Lots of men can’t do a single math problem and I have female friends who are engineers.

This was also directed at Muzalon because you listed a lot of logical type problems that men typically excel at.

 
Comment by Kelly B
2008-04-25 11:38:34

GeorgeWatson said:

I just want to beat the shit out of the last caller. I think he was raised by a single mom.

A lot of people ARE raised by single moms because the “Dad” fucks off because men don’t know how to take on responsibility. So kudos to all the single moms out there, SOMEONE has to raise the children.

 
Comment by Dutch269
2008-04-25 10:56:38

Excellent points, I have taken many IQ tests and I always fall between 118-125. These tests are only partly based on education and memory.

Justin your so right, so many young men think they can get more pussy if they just fight for the girls side, but thankfully there are many that are like us, strong and dominant, and want nothing to do with those feminist pigs.

Ladies, before you start harping, strong does not mean beating up women or degrading them, it simply means we don’t put up with BS, not from you, not from anyone.

In my office, I am considered the “hard ass” of the bunch, one guy called me a “Gentle giant”, and guess what, all the chicks in my office flirt with me constantly. I play the game, but I never get suckered into the BS, and I get major respect for it.

Time for all men to take a stand.

 
Comment by Rach
2008-04-25 10:55:26

Justin said:

They like a MAN who is stand up and is dominant.. the guy just needs to get over it :)</blockquote

You might want to check the grammar honey. It’s not very impressive you little cutie.

 
Comment by Rach
2008-04-25 10:53:40

His misogyny is so childish I find myself just wanting to pinch his face and offer him icecream. I mean come on, no one can take this seriously, he’s just a little sweetie

 
Comment by Justin
2008-04-25 09:43:28

He’s just a sweet ass boy who thinks if he puts his name and number out there all women will think he stands up for them and he thinks he will get laid more, try again :) Im a male, im dominant, im an asshole by nature, and women love it. Why would women want to date women? They like a MAN who is stand up and is dominant.. the guy just needs to get over it :)

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-25 09:30:58

Justin said:

HAHAHAHA THE GUY AT THE end. What a funny little bitch, I mean come on dude seriously? Your gonna call and try and stand up for all women when you were just blabbling on and on and on just like a girl? Are you serious? Why not make your point like a MAN and then hang up the phone. And the part about his just trying to get popular and him just wanting to get hits? Hey, ya know hes right, he didn’t shove it down anyones throat. I garuntee more women buy his book then men, and for the popular part “Yea, put this is on your website” sounds like someone else is trying to get some popularity if you ask me.

That pussy was a certified ‘Anglo-Fag’ - an weak Anglo-American male with mummy issues who puts all cunts on a pedestal.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-25 09:28:18

no manhole said:

Irony said:

You can’t LEARN to do an IQ test you tit.

But if you have an education the more likely you are to do better on it, at least the one I took. I remember one of the learned intelligence questions was who wrote Faust, which I blew. An MD I know got it right. This result maybe consistent with why this individual is an MD and why I am not. If I was an MD, I’d have all the chicks I want. Oh well.

But then, educated people tend to be more intelligent anyway.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-04-25 09:20:32

Irony said:

You can’t LEARN to do an IQ test you tit.

But if you have an education the more likely you are to do better on it, at least the one I took. I remember one of the learned intelligence questions was who wrote Faust, which I blew. An MD I know got it right. This result maybe consistent with why this individual is an MD and why I am not. If I was an MD, I’d have all the chicks I want. Oh well.

 
Comment by TheManTheory
2008-04-25 09:16:03

Wow that last caller is a fucking queer.

 
Comment by Irony
2008-04-25 09:05:42

Kelly B said:

BUT, if you would like an explanation for why men score higher it could most likely be because men have more of an opportunity to attend university (and recieve other such types of higher education)

You can’t LEARN to do an IQ test you tit.

 
Comment by Justin
2008-04-25 09:02:33

HAHAHAHA THE GUY AT THE end. What a funny little bitch, I mean come on dude seriously? Your gonna call and try and stand up for all women when you were just blabbling on and on and on just like a girl? Are you serious? Why not make your point like a MAN and then hang up the phone. And the part about his just trying to get popular and him just wanting to get hits? Hey, ya know hes right, he didn’t shove it down anyones throat. I garuntee more women buy his book then men, and for the popular part “Yea, put this is on your website” sounds like someone else is trying to get some popularity if you ask me.

 
Comment by GeorgeWatson
2008-04-25 08:41:41

I just want to beat the shit out of the last caller. I think he was raised by a single mom.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-25 07:51:44

Kelly B said:

Sorry, I could not resist this one.

You do realize that IQ tests do not actually measure intelligence right? As a psychology major I know this first hand, especially from taking psychology history courses. They were created in times of recruitment for war and figuring out mental retardation.

BUT, if you would like an explanation for why men score higher it could most likely be because men have more of an opportunity to attend university (and recieve other such types of higher education) than women because they do not have to worry about such things as giving birth and childrearing, etc.

Stop being so ignorant… seriously. Don’t argue or put women down unless it’s based on something more factual…

There is NO EVIDENCE men are smarter or better, or whatever else you want to dream up, than women.

The sooner you realize it, the sooner you can move on with your life and stop being so pathetic.

While lots of people with high IQs achieve nothing, people who do activities widely considered to demand high intelligence (software development, theoretical physics, analytical philosophy, Grand Master level chess, advanced engineering and other fields dominated by white/Jewish/Asian males) ALWAYS have high IQs, usually very high.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-25 07:44:20

no manhole said:

Kelly B said:

Sorry, I could not resist this one.

You do realize that IQ tests do not actually measure intelligence right? As a psychology major I know this first hand, especially from taking psychology history courses. They were created in times of recruitment for war and figuring out mental retardation.

BUT, if you would like an explanation for why men score higher it could most likely be because men have more of an opportunity to attend university (and recieve other such types of higher education) than women because they do not have to worry about such things as giving birth and childrearing, etc.

Stop being so ignorant… seriously. Don’t argue or put women down unless it’s based on something more factual…

There is NO EVIDENCE men are smarter or better, or whatever else you want to dream up, than women.

The sooner you realize it, the sooner you can move on with your life and stop being so pathetic.

I took a form of the test twice: once an adult, one as a child. (Interestingly, I got the same score both times). Anyway, what I remember in the form I took, half the test was devoted to testing learned intelligence, the other half was for innate intelligence. I remember two sections of the innate one; one was called digit span, where the tester showed you a set of numbers for a few moments and you would had to recall them. Another (I forget the name) is where you assemble picture cards to tell a story. I guess the theory is no amount of education could help you improve your abilities to do well on these sections so I would think at least for some tests, there are sections which score on innate intelligence which should be independent of education.

That distinction in intelligence is the ‘fluid’ and ‘crystallised’ distinction. Fluid intelligence is innate, crystallised intelligence is predicated upon education.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-04-25 07:35:37

Kelly B said:

Sorry, I could not resist this one.

You do realize that IQ tests do not actually measure intelligence right? As a psychology major I know this first hand, especially from taking psychology history courses. They were created in times of recruitment for war and figuring out mental retardation.

BUT, if you would like an explanation for why men score higher it could most likely be because men have more of an opportunity to attend university (and recieve other such types of higher education) than women because they do not have to worry about such things as giving birth and childrearing, etc.

Stop being so ignorant… seriously. Don’t argue or put women down unless it’s based on something more factual…

There is NO EVIDENCE men are smarter or better, or whatever else you want to dream up, than women.

The sooner you realize it, the sooner you can move on with your life and stop being so pathetic.

I took a form of the test twice: once an adult, one as a child. (Interestingly, I got the same score both times). Anyway, what I remember in the form I took, half the test was devoted to testing learned intelligence, the other half was for innate intelligence. I remember two sections of the innate one; one was called digit span, where the tester showed you a set of numbers for a few moments and you would had to recall them. Another (I forget the name) is where you assemble picture cards to tell a story. I guess the theory is no amount of education could help you improve your abilities to do well on these sections so I would think at least for some tests, there are sections which score on innate intelligence which should be independent of education.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-04-25 07:32:17

You’re as blind as you are stupid.

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