243 Responses to “Dick’s Voicemail #7”

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1. jarbrain Says:
   April 26th, 2008 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

   Muzalon said:

   L said:

   Kelly B said:

   Well if I supposedly cannot add anything useful, then what’s your excuse for not being able to add anything useful?

   I’m adding something, it’s just beyond your grasp. It’s called “comedy” and it’s one of the other things men are better at than women. You see, when a woman wants to insult a guy, she has a few standard insults. She shouts “You’re gay!” Then she shouts “You don’t have a girlfriend!” At least males can come up with interesting and entertaining insults, such as “Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!” No woman could come up with that. If you gave a thousand a monkeys with a thousand typewriters infinite time, they’d have Shakespeare’s plays done on Monday, but only if they were male. If they’re female, all they’ll have is a treatise on which nail polish to use, and even then it’d be wrong because no one gives a shit.

   Women lack imagination, the first cousin of humour. They are also fat bastards!

   Women create some of the choicest dark comedy I’ve ever seen-probably why they can’t shake el diablo.
   Oscar Wilde was a fat bastard who’d say anything to get his mud flaps hoisted. Did you ever see that freak? I’d rather look at the laundry mat on Saturday morning in the middle of July!

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2. jarbrain Says:
   April 26th, 2008 at 4:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

   Dr. Phil said:

   Yup, and it’s funny. Poor next generation… Kids are being taught by their women teachers that women like nice respectful guys who treat them with dignity and respect, but we all know that when they get older, they’ll discover the shocking truth. Women LIKE being treated like garbage, a piece of meat, just a little girl inferior to men and needing protecting. Don’t ask me why… I like being treated with common sense of respect (I give it to you and expect it in return most days) The women online talking about wanting to be treated as equals are fat losers who don’t get asked out on dates constantly by mr. muscles. The hot ones who have the whole world given to them because they’re hot, complain a hell of a lot less about their special circumstances. And the only thing women are better than men at? BEING WHORES.

   thank you and good day to ya

   Dick cites that femmes are disorganized and make lousy employees. Well, 5 will get you 10 that converts to crappy homemaker. You have to have your act together to take care of kids and run the ranch. It’s hard to find looks and competence and brains. Trust that the few and the proud who have bagged such and dragged it home have eluded everyone and rolled their mountains shut to prying eyes.
   Gotta set the standard. Glams are expensive and conceited and later lay out to the luxury pasture.
   Clipboard that gal! Put up a flowchart (next to hers, ofcourse!). Make her give an account of herself and the money she spends.
   This needs to be nav’d out by contract before you find yourself waste deep in this burensome shit.

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3. Lynn Says:
   April 26th, 2008 at 4:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7

   @ jarbrain - Out of curiosity, is that a twist on jarhead? Been wondering about that.

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4. son of the suns Says:
   April 26th, 2008 at 5:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4

   I doubt he’s a marine, he’s too much of an unorganized clusterfuck.

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5. no manhole Says:
   April 26th, 2008 at 5:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

   Maybe he wants his brain disembodied, with all thinking and reasoning functions preserved intact, with the removal of annoying and debilitating lower-brain-functions……Coooooooool…………..

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6. Dillard T. Wanker Says:
   April 26th, 2008 at 6:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1d0b0042e6ff3

   Dawn said:

   Why are so many men on here so angry? Yeesh, what did I say to piss you off so much?

   You posted here, and continue to post here. Now get the fuck out.

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7. Lynn Says:
   April 26th, 2008 at 6:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7

   Holy cow. Having an age moment. Just saw the trailer for the new Indiana Jones movie, and apparently it’s been 19 years since the Last Crusade movie was released.

   Nineteen years.

   Yikes.

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8. almostjesus Says:
   April 26th, 2008 at 7:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 478762ee3bc0f

   Who’s that whipped piece of asshole that keeps calling? He sounds like a man but he’s arguing that women aren’t what this website claims. Fuck that noise. What a bunch of cockadooky.

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9. Evan Says:
   April 26th, 2008 at 8:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b45718bc463a

   Yea that last guy was a traitor to his gender. He tried to sound all wise and shit, but he just sounded like an idiot. “I feel sorry for you”? Waht the fuck is up with that! And to tell the truth, I feel that most of the stuff on this site relates to the women in my life who are trying to outdo men or become “equal” yet still treated like a princess.

   Once again, that traitor just gave up all his man points for his idiotic statements.

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10. irlandes Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 8:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: ffc820499bead

    Let me see if I understand this. Kelly tells us who smart she is. Yet, Dick has said in plain sight on this URL NO WOMEN, yet she posts here more than anyone. She not only isn’t very smart, she also pays no attention to any sort of social order.

    Let us examine just how smart women, and social workers are. In Texas, someone called in, probably a hoax, and said she had been raped by an old man. So, a female judge, I think it was, ordered all 436 kids taken from the parents. Even when they couldn’t find the bogus girl, she ordered them kept.

    And, the social worker in charge also reported a young girl in Waco who claimed she had been raped by Koresh.. No matter that the girl’s father reported that when she said Koresh raped her, she was with her father in another state.

    Another name for social worker is man-hater. All major civilizations had provisions for women who had a psychotic fear and hatred for all men. They called those refuges ‘convents’ and that is where they put those sick, twisted women.

    Today, we take women like that, send them to Women’s Studies, call them Social Workers, and let them take charge of children.

    The Huns are coming, and my guess is they won’t be really nice to man-hating Social Workers.

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11. Rawkstah Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 9:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4588afd868ea8

    Actually it was a lot more than that. It’s kind of ironic I am studying for my Social Work exam right now and actually HAVE EVIDENCE in front of me. Not debating issues if you don’t have ANY SOURCES!

    From: U.S. Department of Labor
    Bureau of Labor Statistics
    Occupational Outlook Handbook

    Work Environment
    Social workers *usually spend most of their time in an office or residential facility,* but they also may travel locally to visit clients, meet with service providers, or attend meetings. Some may meet with clients in one of several offices within a local area.

    Employment Change
    Employment of child, family and school social workers is expected to grow by 19 percent, which is faster than the average for all occupations. *One of the major contributing factors is the rise in the elderly population.* Social workers, particularly family social workers, will be needed to assist in finding the best care for the aging and to support their families. Furthermore, demand for school social workers will increase and lead to more jobs as efforts are expanded to respond to *rising student enrollments* as well as the continued emphasis on *integrating disabled children* into the general school population.

    Now go play with your dollies, you useless fat hag.

    -Rawkstah

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12. Arbalest Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 9:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: c21406ce4f37a

    A woman lying about rape to get her way? That NEVER happens!

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13. Billy Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 105df4df69ce4

    Kelly B said:
    There is NO EVIDENCE men are smarter or better, or whatever else you want to dream up, than women.

    The sooner you realize it, the sooner you can move on with your life and stop being so pathetic.

    Denial ain’t no river in Egypt bitch. You know that men are smarter but refuse to accept it. The truth will set you free but only if you accept the truth.

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14. Billy Says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 12:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 105df4df69ce4

    Kelly B said:

    On a site note:
    These voice mails are pointless because:
    1. Dick talks over most of them and you can’t even hear the whole thing. Very annoying Dick.
    2. A lot of these stupid things listed I have ALSO seen or heard of MALES doing. What’s the deal with that? Like, just for one example, I know a lot of guys who have done dumb shit with cars (wreck their engine, hit someone else).
    How do you explain this? How do you explain it when men do dumb-ass shit?

    Shut up you dopey wienie wallet.. Women have more accidents per mile than men. More women cause fatal crashes than men.

    NHTSA … shows Men drive 70% more than women but women cause 37% of the accidents of fatal crashes.
    over 2.42% higher fatal crashes per mile than men.

    Female pilot crash statistics show that they are likely to crash 6 times more than males pilots on average at much earlier point in their careers which raise the overall rates per flyer miles to about 12 times more accident prone. BEetween 1983 and 1997 there were 144 females crashes and 287 male crashes. There are over a 100,000 male pilots compared to a few thousand females pilots.

    Mishandling aircraft kinetics was the most common error of pilots of both genders and was noted more often in female pilots’ crashes (81% vs. 48%) The rates climbs much higher than this considering male pilots outnumber female pilots by well over 100,000.

    Flying with affirmative action pilots? Oh hell no

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15. Billy Says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 12:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 105df4df69ce4

    Evan said:

    Yea that last guy was a traitor to his gender. He tried to sound all wise and shit, but he just sounded like an idiot. “I feel sorry for you”? Waht the fuck is up with that! And to tell the truth, I feel that most of the stuff on this site relates to the women in my life who are trying to outdo men or become “equal” yet still treated like a princess.

    Once again, that traitor just gave up all his man points for his idiotic statements.

    Some boys are still hanging onto the proverbial umbilical cord and any insult to women is an insult to Mummy.
    They haven’t been around enough women to realize how screwed up they are in the head, yet.

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16. Coty Says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 12:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 0365a574f9f76

    Dick is better than jesus.

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17. Michael Says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 1:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 0236513648be2

    A person has sent a postcard into http://www.postsecret.blogspot.com which says “I think life is easier for men”.

    Frank (the site creator) has posted underneath this an email from a reader, which I shall take the liberty of pasting below for posterity (Frank deletes the postcards after one week).

    All the male professional whiners on this site might want to have a read of it.

    —–Email Message—–
    Sent: Sunday, April 20, 2008 10:10 PM
    Subject: Life is easier

    I am a medical student who recently heard a doctor who works with people who are going through gender reassignments. The (male) doctor said that as part of the pre-surgery counseling, he always asks the male-to-female patients if they are ready to give up their privileged-male status in society. He said the patients often come back to him after they have completed their transition into a female. They tell him that they didn’t realize how significant the privileged-male status is.

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18. Muzalon Says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 1:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7

    Michael said:

    A person has sent a postcard into http://www.postsecret.blogspot.com which says “I think life is easier for men”.

    Frank (the site creator) has posted underneath this an email from a reader, which I shall take the liberty of pasting below for posterity (Frank deletes the postcards after one week).

    All the male professional whiners on this site might want to have a read of it.

    —–Email Message—–
    Sent: Sunday, April 20, 2008 10:10 PM
    Subject: Life is easier

    I am a medical student who recently heard a doctor who works with people who are going through gender reassignments. The (male) doctor said that as part of the pre-surgery counseling, he always asks the male-to-female patients if they are ready to give up their privileged-male status in society. He said the patients often come back to him after they have completed their transition into a female. They tell him that they didn’t realize how significant the privileged-male status is.

    Very few of those people will get divorced, though, which is an area of life where ‘male privilege’ runs up very short. I also doubt many of them will be non-white or working class, further confounding variables in the mix.

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19. Michael Says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 1:56 am - IP Man-Hash: f1b902dc8bf14

    So you’re saying that men do enjoy privileges over women for the main part, but it’s only when they experience losses that they lose privilege? Geez, funny how that works, experiencing a loss and then losing privileges…hmmm

    The point, which I thank you for helping to prove, is that men do enjoy a privileged position in society over women and this position is the norm.

    Any man that says otherwise is simply a whiner with a chip on his shoulder who revels in bullshit victim status.

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20. Michael Says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 2:09 am - IP Man-Hash: f1b902dc8bf14

    I think it revealing that now that feminism has allowed men to experience what women have always - and still do - experience as the norm, some men just cannot hack it. You guys should learn to suck it up, women have had to put up with worse and for much longer. They’ve only received more equitable treatment for the past 25 - 30 years which is in the span of time is nothing more than a fart. And yet, you all act like bitches about it. Get a fucking grip.

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