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  1. Arbalest Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 10:53 am - IP Man-Hash: c21406ce4f37a

    Seriously, of all the people to complain about making things up…ehehe.

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  2. son of the suns Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:00 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4

    If this skullvoid had any self esteem she wouldn’t be begging for acceptance from this site.

    She has no career future because social workers are going to be shot en masse like criminals and no future love because she chose a pathetic mate who she’ll get tired of too late.

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  3. Dr. Phil Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

    Dawn said:

    Why is it you think women like to be treated like garbage?

    Just look at how women keep coming here planning to spend the rest of their lives arguing with men. They loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove the thrill of the fight, the challenge of breaking someone bigger than them down. That’s why women love the asshole, that and because he’ll fuck their brains out.

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  4. Muzalon Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7

    Ostrich Melee said:

    The women coming to this site to “prove men wrong” can continue to blab on about how smart they are, and how all the men they know are sex crazed, semi-retards, but it won’t change the fact that men have been the dominant sex for the past 200,000 so years, and after 200,000 years of trying, the only way they’ve managed to achieve a crude sense of equality was by nagging men for it.

    Plus, men earn more. If men are so dumb, how come they continue to earn far more than women?

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  5. Kelly B Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:03 am - IP Man-Hash: bab44dbf2eec9

    Muzalon said:

    Kelly B said:

    Oh not, not Bill Gates. I’d rather die then become anything like him.

    I gurantee I will have a well paying job as soon as I graduate with my Social Work degree. I am smart, I have always been smart. I have had straight A’s since Elementary school. I know people with BSc degrees and can’t find jobs, so what is your point again?

    Liberal arts degrees are better than any other degrees out there… I am glad I know the things that I know so I don’t walk the earth being as ignorant as you… because THAT would be sad.

    I also do not think I have finger painted since kindergarten, so you may as well leave kindergarten out of this conversation, it does not appear to ve relevant.

    If someone wants to have a genuine academic debate with me then I will debate with you. Otherwise I’m done because all you men know how to do is talk about “pussy” and say things that are not relevant or even factually grounded in any real evidence. I do not have time or patience for such foolishness anymore.

    You are not intelligent enough to be the new Bill Gates - stop kidding yourself. Your IQ is not high enough.

    OKAY:

    First of all you don’t know my IQ… I don’t even know my IQ… I have never had an actual IQ test done (except for when I was 10 and I’m not even sure if that was a complete one or not). I said my IQ is 124 according to those dinky websites which dont even actually measure “intelligence” in order to see what your IQ is you have to go to an actual Psychologist or Psychiatrist…
    FUCK! So shut the hell up already because you have ALREADY proven I am way more intelligent THAN YOU!

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  6. Kelly B Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:04 am - IP Man-Hash: bab44dbf2eec9

    Muzalon said:

    Kelly, you might find this useful sometime in the near future:

    http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/?f=y

    I already have a job, but thanks.

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  7. Kelly B Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:05 am - IP Man-Hash: bab44dbf2eec9

    Muzalon said:

    Ostrich Melee said:

    The women coming to this site to “prove men wrong” can continue to blab on about how smart they are, and how all the men they know are sex crazed, semi-retards, but it won’t change the fact that men have been the dominant sex for the past 200,000 so years, and after 200,000 years of trying, the only way they’ve managed to achieve a crude sense of equality was by nagging men for it.

    Plus, men earn more. If men are so dumb, how come they continue to earn far more than women?

    INEQUALITY! This is a patriarchal society. Has nothing to do with intelligence. AND I never said men were dumb. Grow the fuck up.

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  8. Kelly B Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:07 am - IP Man-Hash: bab44dbf2eec9

    son of the suns said:

    If this skullvoid had any self esteem she wouldn’t be begging for acceptance from this site.

    She has no career future because social workers are going to be shot en masse like criminals and no future love because she chose a pathetic mate who she’ll get tired of too late.

    Begging for exceptance? I don’t need acceptance from you. I have acceptance from REAL MEN. Thanks anyways though.
    I chose a pathetic mate? You really are an idiot. Go get some counseling.

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  9. Kelly B Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:07 am - IP Man-Hash: bab44dbf2eec9

    Ostrich Melee said:

    The women coming to this site to “prove men wrong” can continue to blab on about how smart they are, and how all the men they know are sex crazed, semi-retards, but it won’t change the fact that men have been the dominant sex for the past 200,000 so years, and after 200,000 years of trying, the only way they’ve managed to achieve a crude sense of equality was by nagging men for it.

    Once again, based on NO EVIDENCE!

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  10. Dawn Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f4aa80b49460

    Dr. Phil said:

    Dawn said:

    Why is it you think women like to be treated like garbage?

    Just look at how women keep coming here planning to spend the rest of their lives arguing with men. They loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove the thrill of the fight, the challenge of breaking someone bigger than them down. That’s why women love the asshole, that and because he’ll fuck their brains out.

    I don’t think every woman that comes to this site came her for an argument. I came here out of curiosity, to see what sort of chauvanistic theories Dick had, and what sort of evidence/proof he had to back them up. I’m actually quite impressed to be honest, he presents some pretty good arguments, but many are a matter of opinion rather than hard facts. But I like this site, I’m always up for a good discussion, I didn’t come here to scream and curse at everyone who believes this stuff like some of the women have been doing….its clearly not getting them anywhere…

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  11. Rawkstah Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:12 am - IP Man-Hash: e6f528c0f4401

    Kelly B said:

    I gurantee I will have a well paying job as soon as I graduate with my Social Work degree.

    A “job” entering data into a few empty lines on software (written by men on computers designed and maintained by) so that stupid whores can collect welfare (paid by men’s taxes) for being a) pregnant b) single-mothers or c) old and useless to everyone.

    What was Social Work 100 years ago? Helping orphan girls find husbands so they wouldn’t end up as diseased whores. What is it now? Making sure we have plenty of diseased whores having kids and keeping old women in pills. Hoo-Rah.

    -Rawkstah

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  12. Dawn Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f4aa80b49460

    Rawkstah said:

    Kelly B said:

    I gurantee I will have a well paying job as soon as I graduate with my Social Work degree.

    A “job” entering data into a few empty lines on software (written by men on computers designed and maintained by) so that stupid whores can collect welfare (paid by men’s taxes) for being a) pregnant b) single-mothers or c) old and useless to everyone.

    What was Social Work 100 years ago? Helping orphan girls find husbands so they wouldn’t end up as diseased whores. What is it now? Making sure we have plenty of diseased whores having kids and keeping old women in pills. Hoo-Rah.

    -Rawkstah

    I don’t understand why you would think that all women have clerical jobs this day-in-age….women are everywhere in the workforce

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  13. Muzalon Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7

    Dawn said:

    Rawkstah said:

    Kelly B said:

    I gurantee I will have a well paying job as soon as I graduate with my Social Work degree.

    A “job” entering data into a few empty lines on software (written by men on computers designed and maintained by) so that stupid whores can collect welfare (paid by men’s taxes) for being a) pregnant b) single-mothers or c) old and useless to everyone.

    What was Social Work 100 years ago? Helping orphan girls find husbands so they wouldn’t end up as diseased whores. What is it now? Making sure we have plenty of diseased whores having kids and keeping old women in pills. Hoo-Rah.

    -Rawkstah

    I don’t understand why you would think that all women have clerical jobs this day-in-age….women are everywhere in the workforce

    Deep-sea welders? Don’t think so. Not everywhere.

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  14. Ostrich Melee Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 6f85bbe9c43be

    Kelly B said:

    Muzalon said:

    Ostrich Melee said:

    The women coming to this site to “prove men wrong” can continue to blab on about how smart they are, and how all the men they know are sex crazed, semi-retards, but it won’t change the fact that men have been the dominant sex for the past 200,000 so years, and after 200,000 years of trying, the only way they’ve managed to achieve a crude sense of equality was by nagging men for it.

    Plus, men earn more. If men are so dumb, how come they continue to earn far more than women?

    INEQUALITY! This is a patriarchal society. Has nothing to do with intelligence. AND I never said men were dumb. Grow the fuck up.

    First off, i didn’t mention you. I mentioned women in general. Get over yourself.
    Men have been dominant because of inequality? No shit. Of course its a patriarchal society. It wouldn’t be unless men were the superior race. If women were superior, they would have asserted their dominace thousands of years ago.

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  15. Kelly B Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:28 am - IP Man-Hash: bab44dbf2eec9

    Rawkstah said:

    Kelly B said:

    I gurantee I will have a well paying job as soon as I graduate with my Social Work degree.

    A “job” entering data into a few empty lines on software (written by men on computers designed and maintained by) so that stupid whores can collect welfare (paid by men’s taxes) for being a) pregnant b) single-mothers or c) old and useless to everyone.

    What was Social Work 100 years ago? Helping orphan girls find husbands so they wouldn’t end up as diseased whores. What is it now? Making sure we have plenty of diseased whores having kids and keeping old women in pills. Hoo-Rah.

    -Rawkstah

    Actually it was a lot more than that. It’s kind of ironic I am studying for my Social Work exam right now and actually HAVE EVIDENCE in front of me. Not debating issues if you don’t have ANY SOURCES!

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  16. Ostrich Melee Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 6f85bbe9c43be

    Kelly B said:

    Ostrich Melee said:

    The women coming to this site to “prove men wrong” can continue to blab on about how smart they are, and how all the men they know are sex crazed, semi-retards, but it won’t change the fact that men have been the dominant sex for the past 200,000 so years, and after 200,000 years of trying, the only way they’ve managed to achieve a crude sense of equality was by nagging men for it.

    Once again, based on NO EVIDENCE!

    No evidence? How about the fucking history of human civilization?

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  17. Dawn Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f4aa80b49460

    Muzalon said:

    Dawn said:

    Rawkstah said:

    Kelly B said:

    I gurantee I will have a well paying job as soon as I graduate with my Social Work degree.

    A “job” entering data into a few empty lines on software (written by men on computers designed and maintained by) so that stupid whores can collect welfare (paid by men’s taxes) for being a) pregnant b) single-mothers or c) old and useless to everyone.

    What was Social Work 100 years ago? Helping orphan girls find husbands so they wouldn’t end up as diseased whores. What is it now? Making sure we have plenty of diseased whores having kids and keeping old women in pills. Hoo-Rah.

    -Rawkstah

    I don’t understand why you would think that all women have clerical jobs this day-in-age….women are everywhere in the workforce

    Deep-sea welders? Don’t think so. Not everywhere.

    What about Infantry Soldier….?

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  18. Kelly B Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:30 am - IP Man-Hash: bab44dbf2eec9

    Ostrich Melee said:

    Kelly B said:

    Muzalon said:

    Ostrich Melee said:

    The women coming to this site to “prove men wrong” can continue to blab on about how smart they are, and how all the men they know are sex crazed, semi-retards, but it won’t change the fact that men have been the dominant sex for the past 200,000 so years, and after 200,000 years of trying, the only way they’ve managed to achieve a crude sense of equality was by nagging men for it.

    Plus, men earn more. If men are so dumb, how come they continue to earn far more than women?

    INEQUALITY! This is a patriarchal society. Has nothing to do with intelligence. AND I never said men were dumb. Grow the fuck up.

    First off, i didn’t mention you. I mentioned women in general. Get over yourself.
    Men have been dominant because of inequality? No shit. Of course its a patriarchal society. It wouldn’t be unless men were the superior race. If women were superior, they would have asserted their dominace thousands of years ago.

    Once again, no evidence…
    Go get an education, then come talk to me. Okay?

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  19. Muzalon Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7

    Kelly B said:

    Ostrich Melee said:

    Kelly B said:

    Muzalon said:

    Ostrich Melee said:

    The women coming to this site to “prove men wrong” can continue to blab on about how smart they are, and how all the men they know are sex crazed, semi-retards, but it won’t change the fact that men have been the dominant sex for the past 200,000 so years, and after 200,000 years of trying, the only way they’ve managed to achieve a crude sense of equality was by nagging men for it.

    Plus, men earn more. If men are so dumb, how come they continue to earn far more than women?

    INEQUALITY! This is a patriarchal society. Has nothing to do with intelligence. AND I never said men were dumb. Grow the fuck up.

    First off, i didn’t mention you. I mentioned women in general. Get over yourself.
    Men have been dominant because of inequality? No shit. Of course its a patriarchal society. It wouldn’t be unless men were the superior race. If women were superior, they would have asserted their dominace thousands of years ago.

    Once again, no evidence…
    Go get an education, then come talk to me. Okay?

    An education like yours, in Polytechnic sociology? Don’t make me laugh. Check out Professor Glenn Wilson’s (he is a Professor at the University of London) Great Sex Divide: he shows mythical matriarchal civilizations like that of the Amazons never existed. With benefit of footnotes. Women were dominant at the hunter-gatherer phase of human history: when settled civilization began, their power crumbled. Daniel Amneus (another Professor, incidentally) explains this in the Garbage Generation. Do these men need lessons in thinking from a budding social worker, you commie shit-heel?

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  20. Muzalon Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 11:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7

    Hey, Kelly, what kind of secondary school did you go to? Not private or selective, I bet.

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