Dick’s Voicemail #8

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  1. Panda Says:

    Dumb broads.

  2. Panda Says:

    A wise man once said, “Female anger is the weathervane of truth.” These women are so angry at the fact that they are not as good as men, so it must be true.

    The amount of anger women have for an idea is directly proportional to the truthfulness of the idea.

  3. Arbalest Says:

    Hey, another dickline. While these are awesome any chance of setting up 2 and 4 for download here too? I wanted to download them and listen to the complete set at once.

  4. Sebastian Says:

    Truth apparently angers the female mind.

  5. Michael Says:

    Here’s the rule guys. If she’s not that into you, she’ll sleep with you the first night she meets you. If she is into you, she won’t. Same rule applies for us, don’t it? Men and women are more alike than you guys like to think and it kills you. If you want to meet a nice chick, you’ll have to better yourselves first.

  6. Mik3_D Says:

    Michael said:

    Here’s the rule guys. If she’s not that into you, she’ll sleep with you the first night she meets you. If she is into you, she won’t. Same rule applies for us, don’t it? Men and women are more alike than you guys like to think and it kills you. If you want to meet a nice chick, you’ll have to better yourselves first.

    We’re not women, Michelle, so no it doesn’t apply to us. Second, who cares? Fuck off.

  7. no manhole Says:

    Michael said:

    Here’s the rule guys. If she’s not that into you, she’ll sleep with you the first night she meets you. If she is into you, she won’t. Same rule applies for us, don’t it? Men and women are more alike than you guys like to think and it kills you. If you want to meet a nice chick, you’ll have to better yourselves first.

    You are completely hapless. Women think completely differently then men. Their evolutionary-honed instincts are based on different goals (the care of their offspring) than our instincts (to fertilize as many females as possible). You appear to be a brain-washed simpleton, who will bobble his head to any bullshit a female says so that he can get sex. In the end, you will pay….dearly.

  8. Gelekt Says:

    Fuck you :P

  9. studioline Says:

    Yep, would be nice to download rest of voicemails.

  10. son of the suns Says:

    Strike him down for his sins and join me, NMH.

  11. studioline Says:

    Michael, what are you talking about? Who should care what her dating strategy is, and why men should adjust to it? I heve never heard of a man who was glad he gave in to woman’s leading, for ex look even at the responces you got. The difference between men and woman is that there are men who know how to seduce, but I have never heard of a woman who had a clue how to do it. Every man form the age of 15 must learn it, women on the other hand are never asked to learn it, that’s why they won’t ever have a clue.

  12. studioline Says:

    And that’s why they are so angry, because they won’t ever have a clue, because they never started to learn it. They can only realy on our copmetence, that’s why their whole movement is bs. They are not angry at us they are angry at themselves.

  13. no manhole Says:

    son of the suns said:

    Strike him down for his sins and join me, NMH.

    Darth Vader speaks, I am flattered by your call. No thanks. But If I may say so, I feel I have some understanding of why you are the way you are. I really don’t know what to say to you, but I think there are opportunities for you to express your greatness in the content of our society. I know you are probably disgusted by this statement but thats the best I can do for you now. Good day.

  14. Buster Says:

    Hey Dick,

    Great site, and insight!

    I have been lurking around here for a while reading your articles, and the comments that follow. I don’t know what is more manly, the clarity of your brilliance & wit, or your ‘I just don’t give a fuck’ courage to say what needs to be said.

    Underlying the hysterical hyperbole of the upward thrusting skyscraper that is MABTW is a foundation of solid concrete truth reinforced with a lattice of tempered man-awesomeness.

    Keep up the good work,

    Buster

  15. sushi Says:

    Michael said:

    Here’s the rule guys. If she’s not that into you, she’ll sleep with you the first night she meets you. If she is into you, she won’t. Same rule applies for us, don’t it? Men and women are more alike than you guys like to think and it kills you. If you want to meet a nice chick, you’ll have to better yourselves first.

    i’ve never once slept with a guy a) the first time i met him or b) that i wasn’t that into.

  16. son of the suns Says:

    no manhole said:

    son of the suns said:

    Strike him down for his sins and join me, NMH.

    Darth Vader speaks, I am flattered by your call. No thanks. But If I may say so, I feel I have some understanding of why you are the way you are. I really don’t know what to say to you, but I think there are opportunities for you to express your greatness in the content of our society. I know you are probably disgusted by this statement but thats the best I can do for you now. Good day.

    And why am I what I am, oh oracle?

  17. no manhole Says:

    son of the suns said:

    no manhole said:

    son of the suns said:

    Strike him down for his sins and join me, NMH.

    Darth Vader speaks, I am flattered by your call. No thanks. But If I may say so, I feel I have some understanding of why you are the way you are. I really don’t know what to say to you, but I think there are opportunities for you to express your greatness in the content of our society. I know you are probably disgusted by this statement but thats the best I can do for you now. Good day.

    And why am I what I am, oh oracle?

    Do you feel the following statement is arrogant: ” But If I may say so, I feel I have some understanding of why you are the way you are.” ?

  18. son of the suns Says:

    I sense you are losing your arrogance slowly.

    So enlighten us all to your theory why I became what I did. I’m not scared for all to see.

  19. G Says:

    Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

    Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

    The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

    Men are better than women.

    PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

  20. no manhole Says:

    son of the suns said:

    I sense you are losing your arrogance slowly.

    So enlighten us all to your theory why I became what I did. I’m not scared for all to see.

    Its not that scary. My guess is that you received the ultimate betrayal of all, from what I can piece together: You were completely in love with your fiancee, and she cheated on you. Its hard for me to imagine anything worse than that.

    Its understandable why you are angry. Many men would have committed suicide after such an act, for example.

    I agree with you: there are practically no decent single women out there. And based on this reality, you have condemned the entire gender. But I did say no “decent single women”, b/c there are a bunch of great ones in marriages, and on a rare occasion I meet a single girl that seems to be decent. Just my experience.

    One more thing: I will be as gentle but direct as possible. If you feel that it is arrogant of me to think that I could possibly know something about how you might feel, I would say in return that it is equally arrogant to think that someone, after learning something about you, could not possibly understand you. If this is holding you back from receiving outside help, and disabling you from being the best person you can be, don’t let it. Nothing wrong about getting outside help. You can accept the advice or refuse it. Best Wishes.

  21. son of the suns Says:

    Your arrogance is in thinking you understand me because your type is college educated and no matter how much bullshit you run into you still have financial security and online video games and plasma televisions to vent into.

    Men in my camp are peasants. We have nothing but revolutionary fervour and gentle souls turned supernova by betrayal. It’s a dangerous combination. Men of European genetic ancestry have far more coordination and cohesion.. and far less roadblocks like pathetic tribal and religious hatreds the Arabs suffer.

    Nor is there any possibilty of me being greatness in anything this society considers such. The ‘bible belt’ is a wretched hive of meth, scum, and villiany. The only middle class jobs are operated on the ‘good ole boy’ system, the pathetic paying service jobs are given to cunts to feed their bastards food and their boyfriends ice and xanax.

    The Army is the only escape.. but I’d rather die than use my talent to conquer masculine societies in the name of the Witch of the West for frycook wages just because no one paid for my “education” so I could be an officer. I mean a vaginal society can’t allow peasants to become officers just because of their skill as soldiers can it? They need 4 years minimum of feminization camp.

    In the end.. my destiny is set in stone. A million factors up to this point have led to it and I would be arrogant to turn away from it. I’ve given myself to the dark and I will hold up my end of the pact.

  22. studioline Says:

    @G

    I could never and still can’t understand why some “straight” men hate gay people either. I guess they must feel low and look for some excuse to feel better. It’s hard for me to understand.

  23. Muzalon Says:

    G said:

    Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

    Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

    The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

    Men are better than women.

    PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

    That thesis about female homophobia is the one advanced by Dworkin in Right Wing Women - that gays make women sexually redundant - women’s deepest fear.

    Many guys hate gays because they envy them - lots of disposable income, no brats, no bitch, no Divorce, no being fucked around by Anglo-American women, and (very often) superior intelligence (for biological reasons I won’t go into here). No wonder many guys envy gay men - it makes perfect sense.

  24. no manhole Says:

    @SOTS- I can’t imagine I have many more material possessions than you do. My place is sparsely decorated with material crap; I don’t have a plasma TV or a expensive, fancy car, and I still eat on the plates I had in college.

    I’ll keep this short b/c I imagine your tired of hearing from me. I was a high school teacher for several years. I imagine that you could do the same, teaching History. You have the intellect to complete the education/degree requirements. Teaching history is a very important job (”Those who do not understand history are condemned to repeat it” Satyanna). Why not do something great?

    Hopefully this post will get through this time. See Ya.

  25. no manhole Says:

    Muzalon said:

    G said:

    Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

    Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

    The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

    Men are better than women.

    PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

    That thesis about female homophobia is the one advanced by Dworkin in Right Wing Women - that gays make women sexually redundant - women’s deepest fear.

    Many guys hate gays because they envy them - lots of disposable income, no brats, no bitch, no Divorce, no being fucked around by Anglo-American women, and (very often) superior intelligence (for biological reasons I won’t go into here). No wonder many guys envy gay men - it makes perfect sense.

    I envy them because they get all the sex they want, and don’t have to go through the crazy-stupid girl hoops to get it. Must be nice. Frankly, I find having a sex drive (as a heterosexual) to be an incredible annoyance.

  26. Michael Says:

    sushi said:

    i’ve never once slept with a guy a) the first time i met him or b) that i wasn’t that into.

    I’ll clarify for your smallish brain then. If you don’t seem like a long term prospect, she’ll fuck you and chuck you but she’ll need alcohol to do it. Guys will do the same thing except alcohol isn’t a necessity. Hope this helps!

  27. Michael Says:

    In case it doesn’t, I’ll further clarify. Women are human, biological creatures. The imperative to have sex means she’ll do it if biologically she feels a need to.

  28. Arbalest Says:

    Muzalon said:

    G said:

    Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

    Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

    The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

    Men are better than women.

    PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

    That thesis about female homophobia is the one advanced by Dworkin in Right Wing Women - that gays make women sexually redundant - women’s deepest fear.

    Many guys hate gays because they envy them - lots of disposable income, no brats, no bitch, no Divorce, no being fucked around by Anglo-American women, and (very often) superior intelligence (for biological reasons I won’t go into here). No wonder many guys envy gay men - it makes perfect sense.

    Actually, I have to disagree with the envy. Quite frankly I believe many guys hate gay men because we’re constantly compared to them. As we see here constantly the best insults women can think of is a insult to a man’s manhood. “yur not teh rel man, fag!” Really, after all the faggot insults growing up men would rather they go away just to stop hearing about them(at least that’s how it was for me anywho) While just my own theory and experience men who hate gay men just haven’t realize it’s not their or the gay men fault that they’re being compared, but it’s just a woman’s excuse against criticism.

  29. Arbalest Says:

    Actually I see now that’s what G said so I’m being redundant. Sorry.

  30. Arbalest Says:

    Michael said:

    In case it doesn’t, I’ll further clarify. Women are human, biological creatures. The imperative to have sex means she’ll do it if biologically she feels a need to.

    While are you telling a woman how she feels about sex?

  31. G Says:

    That’s interesting about Andrea Dworkin. I didn’t know she said such a thing. I was talking from an evolutionary psychological pov. Where did Dworkin get it from? Did she get it from that academic field, or did she just make it up and hate for the best?

  32. studioline Says:

    Michael said:

    In case it doesn’t, I’ll further clarify. Women are human, biological creatures. The imperative to have sex means she’ll do it if biologically she feels a need to.

    Michael, are you going somewhere with this? If you want to say something then say it, I mean it could be interesting. I just can’t see what are you trying to say especialy with like 2 sentences long clarifications. Do you want to share some discovery you made? I mean every healthy man knows that women love sex, so…?

  33. son of the suns Says:

    Michael calls sushi braindead but his skull is full of gravel.

  34. jarbrain Says:

    G said:

    Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

    Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

    The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

    Men are better than women.

    PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

    No gay that acts like a pussy (or effeminate) is ever, ever:
    1.) quiet
    2.) happy
    3.) adequately sexed
    Stop acting like a woman and you won’t be treated like one!

  35. Dominic Says:

    yo women hmm (of man) will fuck you over in a quick min. i had a girl say o baby im on birth control its ok cum inside me is was feelin lucky dont have to go threw the ropes and pull out and shit next week she calls tellin me i gata a kid on the way ive had to go threw alot of shit because of those bitches and also hmm pay somes of money also so all those women that think Mr.Dick here is wrong screw your head on bitches and look at the real problems youv created

  36. sushi Says:

    Dominic said:

    yo women hmm (of man) will fuck you over in a quick min. i had a girl say o baby im on birth control its ok cum inside me is was feelin lucky dont have to go threw the ropes and pull out and shit next week she calls tellin me i gata a kid on the way ive had to go threw alot of shit because of those bitches and also hmm pay somes of money also so all those women that think Mr.Dick here is wrong screw your head on bitches and look at the real problems youv created

    oh good. you’re breeding.

  37. son of the suns Says:

    He’s probably more useful than you though.

    Lacuna Coil - Enjoy the Silene.

  38. Muzalon Says:

    G said:

    That’s interesting about Andrea Dworkin. I didn’t know she said such a thing. I was talking from an evolutionary psychological pov. Where did Dworkin get it from? Did she get it from that academic field, or did she just make it up and hate for the best?

    She just made it up. It is true, though: that book, Right Wing Women, says a lot of truthful things about women. The thing is, it applies to ALL women, not just the wealthy WASPs she specifically excoriates.

  39. BrokenJohnny Says:

    studioline said:

    @G

    I could never and still can’t understand why some “straight” men hate gay people either. I guess they must feel low and look for some excuse to feel better. It’s hard for me to understand.

    I don’t hate gay men. I used to party with a Lesbian friend and her gay guys friends a few years back, and we had a great time drinking and smoking together.

    But the way some gays act really, really pisses me off. For example, faggots like the infamous Chris Crocker, who talks like a whiney fat black bitch and wears makeup like a girl? That pisses me off.

    Why? Because it is making a mockery of my gender. And a mockery of humanity all together.

    For example, how would a gay man feel if I posed as a gay man, and acted like a complete fool? What if I made fun of their fruity accents, their taste in clothing, and their sexual preference? They’d be pissed off.

    And that is precisely what a lot of faggots like Chris Crocker are doing. He dresses like a woman, acts like a bitch, yet, he has a penis. He’s making a mockery of people who have penis’s.

  40. BrokenJohnny Says:

    Muzalon said:

    G said:

    Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

    Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

    The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

    Men are better than women.

    PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

    That thesis about female homophobia is the one advanced by Dworkin in Right Wing Women - that gays make women sexually redundant - women’s deepest fear.

    Many guys hate gays because they envy them - lots of disposable income, no brats, no bitch, no Divorce, no being fucked around by Anglo-American women, and (very often) superior intelligence (for biological reasons I won’t go into here).

    Ah yes, not only is homosexuality genetic, but it bears greater intelligence as well. Brilliant stuff. I can only DREAM of where you dug up THAT little gem.

    Let me guess, your liberal arts college? *starts a slow clap* Bravo my friend, bravo.

    The reason many men dislike gays is incredibly simple: They find the act of two men kissing to utterly repulsive, it spills over into anger towards anyone who doesn’t.

    End.

  41. studioline Says:

    Dominic said:

    yo women hmm (of man) will fuck you over in a quick min. i had a girl say o baby im on birth control its ok cum inside me is was feelin lucky dont have to go threw the ropes and pull out and shit next week she calls tellin me i gata a kid on the way ive had to go threw alot of shit because of those bitches and also hmm pay somes of money also so all those women that think Mr.Dick here is wrong screw your head on bitches and look at the real problems youv created

    Looks like you are the one who got fucked by a girl. This is what happens when you let a woman decide, what and how to do it in bed. Women on top? yea righ. Women on top=more single mothers.

  42. studioline Says:

    BrokenJohnny said:

    studioline said:

    @G

    I could never and still can’t understand why some “straight” men hate gay people either. I guess they must feel low and look for some excuse to feel better. It’s hard for me to understand.

    I don’t hate gay men. I used to party with a Lesbian friend and her gay guys friends a few years back, and we had a great time drinking and smoking together.

    But the way some gays act really, really pisses me off. For example, faggots like the infamous Chris Crocker, who talks like a whiney fat black bitch and wears makeup like a girl? That pisses me off.

    Why? Because it is making a mockery of my gender. And a mockery of humanity all together.

    For example, how would a gay man feel if I posed as a gay man, and acted like a complete fool? What if I made fun of their fruity accents, their taste in clothing, and their sexual preference? They’d be pissed off.

    And that is precisely what a lot of faggots like Chris Crocker are doing. He dresses like a woman, acts like a bitch, yet, he has a penis. He’s making a mockery of people who have penis’s.

    Thanks for sharing that. Now I have a better understanding of it. I really didn’t realise that this could be the reason.

    I can tell you my prospective on the same issue;

    When I am for example with my gf, one of many topics we joke is gay men. I don’t have anything against gay man at all, and nothing bothers me about them at all. I even think I would not joke about them if it was not good for one of the joke topics with women. For ex I never joke with men about gay people, I don’t even lough at gay jokes, when told by men. But with women I just use it, because it shows up my personality. They see that Im openminded, have sense of humor, Im wanted not only by women but also by men, it’s women who love to joke about gay men. You can use it in many ways.

  43. Dominic Says:

    hah now i never said anything about her being on top ill put my foot on top of her head and say eat the bed bitch a girls gana have to catch me asleep to be on top

  44. Mik3_D Says:

    I view gays the same way I do people who are into animal sex or pedophilia or fecal fetish. Its all repulsive and dont want to see it, hear about it, or be your buddy.

    They’ve been trying to push the “accept gays” crap as much as the “women are equal to men” crap.

  45. studioline Says:

    So I guess that concludes the “gay topic”

  46. Dawn Says:

    Wouldn’t gay men be considered REALLY manly men, seeing as how they love penises so much…..??

  47. Keb Says:

    Dawn said:

    Wouldn’t gay men be considered REALLY manly men, seeing as how they love penises so much…..??

    Oh please don’t go there.

  48. Muzalon Says:

    BrokenJohnny said:

    Muzalon said:

    G said:

    Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

    Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

    The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

    Men are better than women.

    PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

    That thesis about female homophobia is the one advanced by Dworkin in Right Wing Women - that gays make women sexually redundant - women’s deepest fear.

    Many guys hate gays because they envy them - lots of disposable income, no brats, no bitch, no Divorce, no being fucked around by Anglo-American women, and (very often) superior intelligence (for biological reasons I won’t go into here).

    Ah yes, not only is homosexuality genetic, but it bears greater intelligence as well. Brilliant stuff. I can only DREAM of where you dug up THAT little gem.

    Let me guess, your liberal arts college? *starts a slow clap* Bravo my friend, bravo.

    The reason many men dislike gays is incredibly simple: They find the act of two men kissing to utterly repulsive, it spills over into anger towards anyone who doesn’t.

    End.

    Not quite, fancy pants…

    Actually, homosexuality is demonstrably related to birth order: the later one comes in the mother’s birth order, the more likely one is to be homosexual. Homosexuals also have different finger ratios to heterosexuals, because of prenatal hormone influences. In homosexual males, the ring and index fingers are the same length, like women’s; in hetero males, the ring finger is rather longer:

    http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v404/n6777/full/404455a0.html

    All the reputable literature on this issue conforms to these conclusions. In fact, these findings have nothing to do with the liberal arts at all, they are socio-biological. By birthing a spread of siblings with different sexual orientations, the mother is preventing them competing for the same resources.

    Homosexuality is one of the greatest conundrums in evolutionary psychology: since gay men leave no children, how can it persist in modern populations? It must be that it confers some advantage on the breeding siblings of the homosexual concerned. It takes no leap of the imagination to see then why homosexual men have historically been somewhat overrepresented in the ranks of genius - men like Plato, Alexander, Wittgenstein, Turing, Shakespeare - you know, men much more intelligent than, er… an intellectual/military/scientific nobody like you?

    Also, the scion of an race like yours who paid lip service to ‘turning the other cheek’ and ‘blessing the meek’ for 2000 years really shouldn’t be critiquing the liberal arts too hard… your whole retarded ‘Christian culture’ is the liberal arts, as far as I’m concerned.

  49. no manhole Says:

    Muzalon said:

    BrokenJohnny said:

    Muzalon said:

    G said:

    Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

    Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

    The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

    Men are better than women.

    PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

    That thesis about female homophobia is the one advanced by Dworkin in Right Wing Women - that gays make women sexually redundant - women’s deepest fear.

    Many guys hate gays because they envy them - lots of disposable income, no brats, no bitch, no Divorce, no being fucked around by Anglo-American women, and (very often) superior intelligence (for biological reasons I won’t go into here).

    Ah yes, not only is homosexuality genetic, but it bears greater intelligence as well. Brilliant stuff. I can only DREAM of where you dug up THAT little gem.

    Let me guess, your liberal arts college? *starts a slow clap* Bravo my friend, bravo.

    The reason many men dislike gays is incredibly simple: They find the act of two men kissing to utterly repulsive, it spills over into anger towards anyone who doesn’t.

    End.

    Not quite, fancy pants…

    Actually, homosexuality is demonstrably related to birth order: the later one comes in the mother’s birth order, the more likely one is to be homosexual. Homosexuals also have different finger ratios to heterosexuals, because of prenatal hormone influences. In homosexual males, the ring and index fingers are the same length, like women’s; in hetero males, the ring finger is rather longer:

    http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v404/n6777/full/404455a0.html

    All the reputable literature on this issue conforms to these conclusions. In fact, these findings have nothing to do with the liberal arts at all, they are socio-biological. By birthing a spread of siblings with different sexual orientations, the mother is preventing them competing for the same resources.

    Homosexuality is one of the greatest conundrums in evolutionary psychology: since gay men leave no children, how can it persist in modern populations? It must be that it confers some advantage on the breeding siblings of the homosexual concerned. It takes no leap of the imagination to see then why homosexual men have historically been somewhat overrepresented in the ranks of genius - men like Plato, Alexander, Wittgenstein, Turing, Shakespeare - you know, men much more intelligent than, er… an intellectual/military/scientific nobody like you?

    Also, the scion of an race like yours who paid lip service to ‘turning the other cheek’ and ‘blessing the meek’ for 2000 years really shouldn’t be critiquing the liberal arts too hard… your whole retarded ‘Christian culture’ is the liberal arts, as far as I’m concerned.

    Any idea if Newton was a homosexual?