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Comment by studioline
2008-04-29 06:06:23

Michael, what are you talking about? Who should care what her dating strategy is, and why men should adjust to it? I heve never heard of a man who was glad he gave in to woman’s leading, for ex look even at the responces you got. The difference between men and woman is that there are men who know how to seduce, but I have never heard of a woman who had a clue how to do it. Every man form the age of 15 must learn it, women on the other hand are never asked to learn it, that’s why they won’t ever have a clue.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-04-29 05:58:15

Strike him down for his sins and join me, NMH.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-29 05:51:56

Yep, would be nice to download rest of voicemails.

 
Comment by Gelekt
2008-04-29 05:21:48

Fuck you :P

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-04-29 04:47:40

Michael said:

Here’s the rule guys. If she’s not that into you, she’ll sleep with you the first night she meets you. If she is into you, she won’t. Same rule applies for us, don’t it? Men and women are more alike than you guys like to think and it kills you. If you want to meet a nice chick, you’ll have to better yourselves first.

You are completely hapless. Women think completely differently then men. Their evolutionary-honed instincts are based on different goals (the care of their offspring) than our instincts (to fertilize as many females as possible). You appear to be a brain-washed simpleton, who will bobble his head to any bullshit a female says so that he can get sex. In the end, you will pay….dearly.

 
Comment by Mik3_D
2008-04-29 02:48:48

Michael said:

Here’s the rule guys. If she’s not that into you, she’ll sleep with you the first night she meets you. If she is into you, she won’t. Same rule applies for us, don’t it? Men and women are more alike than you guys like to think and it kills you. If you want to meet a nice chick, you’ll have to better yourselves first.

We’re not women, Michelle, so no it doesn’t apply to us. Second, who cares? Fuck off.

 
Comment by Michael
2008-04-29 01:49:53

Here’s the rule guys. If she’s not that into you, she’ll sleep with you the first night she meets you. If she is into you, she won’t. Same rule applies for us, don’t it? Men and women are more alike than you guys like to think and it kills you. If you want to meet a nice chick, you’ll have to better yourselves first.

 
Comment by Sebastian
2008-04-29 01:19:14

Truth apparently angers the female mind.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-29 00:05:04

Hey, another dickline. While these are awesome any chance of setting up 2 and 4 for download here too? I wanted to download them and listen to the complete set at once.

 
Comment by Panda
2008-04-28 23:30:21

A wise man once said, “Female anger is the weathervane of truth.” These women are so angry at the fact that they are not as good as men, so it must be true.

The amount of anger women have for an idea is directly proportional to the truthfulness of the idea.

 
Comment by Panda
2008-04-28 23:16:07

Dumb broads.

 
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