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Comment by Dawn
2008-04-30 15:10:12

I really don’t think Dick is gay, and if he is, big deal, he still makes some pretty damn good points…

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-30 14:37:27

no manhole said:

Muzalon said:

BrokenJohnny said:

Muzalon said:

G said:

Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

Men are better than women.

PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

That thesis about female homophobia is the one advanced by Dworkin in Right Wing Women - that gays make women sexually redundant - women’s deepest fear.

Many guys hate gays because they envy them - lots of disposable income, no brats, no bitch, no Divorce, no being fucked around by Anglo-American women, and (very often) superior intelligence (for biological reasons I won’t go into here).

Ah yes, not only is homosexuality genetic, but it bears greater intelligence as well. Brilliant stuff. I can only DREAM of where you dug up THAT little gem.

Let me guess, your liberal arts college? *starts a slow clap* Bravo my friend, bravo.

The reason many men dislike gays is incredibly simple: They find the act of two men kissing to utterly repulsive, it spills over into anger towards anyone who doesn’t.

End.

Not quite, fancy pants…

Actually, homosexuality is demonstrably related to birth order: the later one comes in the mother’s birth order, the more likely one is to be homosexual. Homosexuals also have different finger ratios to heterosexuals, because of prenatal hormone influences. In homosexual males, the ring and index fingers are the same length, like women’s; in hetero males, the ring finger is rather longer:

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v404/n6777/full/404455a0.html

All the reputable literature on this issue conforms to these conclusions. In fact, these findings have nothing to do with the liberal arts at all, they are socio-biological. By birthing a spread of siblings with different sexual orientations, the mother is preventing them competing for the same resources.

Homosexuality is one of the greatest conundrums in evolutionary psychology: since gay men leave no children, how can it persist in modern populations? It must be that it confers some advantage on the breeding siblings of the homosexual concerned. It takes no leap of the imagination to see then why homosexual men have historically been somewhat overrepresented in the ranks of genius - men like Plato, Alexander, Wittgenstein, Turing, Shakespeare - you know, men much more intelligent than, er… an intellectual/military/scientific nobody like you?

Also, the scion of an race like yours who paid lip service to ‘turning the other cheek’ and ‘blessing the meek’ for 2000 years really shouldn’t be critiquing the liberal arts too hard… your whole retarded ‘Christian culture’ is the liberal arts, as far as I’m concerned.

Any idea if Newton was a homosexual?

Thought to have had Asperger’s. Very probably homosexual, though - no hetero interests at all. The same with Kant.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-04-30 14:10:18

Muzalon said:

BrokenJohnny said:

Muzalon said:

G said:

Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

Men are better than women.

PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

That thesis about female homophobia is the one advanced by Dworkin in Right Wing Women - that gays make women sexually redundant - women’s deepest fear.

Many guys hate gays because they envy them - lots of disposable income, no brats, no bitch, no Divorce, no being fucked around by Anglo-American women, and (very often) superior intelligence (for biological reasons I won’t go into here).

Ah yes, not only is homosexuality genetic, but it bears greater intelligence as well. Brilliant stuff. I can only DREAM of where you dug up THAT little gem.

Let me guess, your liberal arts college? *starts a slow clap* Bravo my friend, bravo.

The reason many men dislike gays is incredibly simple: They find the act of two men kissing to utterly repulsive, it spills over into anger towards anyone who doesn’t.

End.

Not quite, fancy pants…

Actually, homosexuality is demonstrably related to birth order: the later one comes in the mother’s birth order, the more likely one is to be homosexual. Homosexuals also have different finger ratios to heterosexuals, because of prenatal hormone influences. In homosexual males, the ring and index fingers are the same length, like women’s; in hetero males, the ring finger is rather longer:

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v404/n6777/full/404455a0.html

All the reputable literature on this issue conforms to these conclusions. In fact, these findings have nothing to do with the liberal arts at all, they are socio-biological. By birthing a spread of siblings with different sexual orientations, the mother is preventing them competing for the same resources.

Homosexuality is one of the greatest conundrums in evolutionary psychology: since gay men leave no children, how can it persist in modern populations? It must be that it confers some advantage on the breeding siblings of the homosexual concerned. It takes no leap of the imagination to see then why homosexual men have historically been somewhat overrepresented in the ranks of genius - men like Plato, Alexander, Wittgenstein, Turing, Shakespeare - you know, men much more intelligent than, er… an intellectual/military/scientific nobody like you?

Also, the scion of an race like yours who paid lip service to ‘turning the other cheek’ and ‘blessing the meek’ for 2000 years really shouldn’t be critiquing the liberal arts too hard… your whole retarded ‘Christian culture’ is the liberal arts, as far as I’m concerned.

Any idea if Newton was a homosexual?

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-30 14:02:38

BrokenJohnny said:

Muzalon said:

G said:

Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

Men are better than women.

PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

That thesis about female homophobia is the one advanced by Dworkin in Right Wing Women - that gays make women sexually redundant - women’s deepest fear.

Many guys hate gays because they envy them - lots of disposable income, no brats, no bitch, no Divorce, no being fucked around by Anglo-American women, and (very often) superior intelligence (for biological reasons I won’t go into here).

Ah yes, not only is homosexuality genetic, but it bears greater intelligence as well. Brilliant stuff. I can only DREAM of where you dug up THAT little gem.

Let me guess, your liberal arts college? *starts a slow clap* Bravo my friend, bravo.

The reason many men dislike gays is incredibly simple: They find the act of two men kissing to utterly repulsive, it spills over into anger towards anyone who doesn’t.

End.

Not quite, fancy pants…

Actually, homosexuality is demonstrably related to birth order: the later one comes in the mother’s birth order, the more likely one is to be homosexual. Homosexuals also have different finger ratios to heterosexuals, because of prenatal hormone influences. In homosexual males, the ring and index fingers are the same length, like women’s; in hetero males, the ring finger is rather longer:

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v404/n6777/full/404455a0.html

All the reputable literature on this issue conforms to these conclusions. In fact, these findings have nothing to do with the liberal arts at all, they are socio-biological. By birthing a spread of siblings with different sexual orientations, the mother is preventing them competing for the same resources.

Homosexuality is one of the greatest conundrums in evolutionary psychology: since gay men leave no children, how can it persist in modern populations? It must be that it confers some advantage on the breeding siblings of the homosexual concerned. It takes no leap of the imagination to see then why homosexual men have historically been somewhat overrepresented in the ranks of genius - men like Plato, Alexander, Wittgenstein, Turing, Shakespeare - you know, men much more intelligent than, er… an intellectual/military/scientific nobody like you?

Also, the scion of an race like yours who paid lip service to ‘turning the other cheek’ and ‘blessing the meek’ for 2000 years really shouldn’t be critiquing the liberal arts too hard… your whole retarded ‘Christian culture’ is the liberal arts, as far as I’m concerned.

 
Comment by Keb
2008-04-30 12:31:03

Dawn said:

Wouldn’t gay men be considered REALLY manly men, seeing as how they love penises so much…..??

Oh please don’t go there.

 
Comment by Dawn
2008-04-30 12:27:42

Wouldn’t gay men be considered REALLY manly men, seeing as how they love penises so much…..??

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-30 12:16:17

So I guess that concludes the “gay topic”

 
Comment by Mik3_D
2008-04-30 08:15:23

I view gays the same way I do people who are into animal sex or pedophilia or fecal fetish. Its all repulsive and dont want to see it, hear about it, or be your buddy.

They’ve been trying to push the “accept gays” crap as much as the “women are equal to men” crap.

 
Comment by Dominic
2008-04-30 05:14:24

hah now i never said anything about her being on top ill put my foot on top of her head and say eat the bed bitch a girls gana have to catch me asleep to be on top

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-30 01:27:54

BrokenJohnny said:

studioline said:

@G

I could never and still can’t understand why some “straight” men hate gay people either. I guess they must feel low and look for some excuse to feel better. It’s hard for me to understand.

I don’t hate gay men. I used to party with a Lesbian friend and her gay guys friends a few years back, and we had a great time drinking and smoking together.

But the way some gays act really, really pisses me off. For example, faggots like the infamous Chris Crocker, who talks like a whiney fat black bitch and wears makeup like a girl? That pisses me off.

Why? Because it is making a mockery of my gender. And a mockery of humanity all together.

For example, how would a gay man feel if I posed as a gay man, and acted like a complete fool? What if I made fun of their fruity accents, their taste in clothing, and their sexual preference? They’d be pissed off.

And that is precisely what a lot of faggots like Chris Crocker are doing. He dresses like a woman, acts like a bitch, yet, he has a penis. He’s making a mockery of people who have penis’s.

Thanks for sharing that. Now I have a better understanding of it. I really didn’t realise that this could be the reason.

I can tell you my prospective on the same issue;

When I am for example with my gf, one of many topics we joke is gay men. I don’t have anything against gay man at all, and nothing bothers me about them at all. I even think I would not joke about them if it was not good for one of the joke topics with women. For ex I never joke with men about gay people, I don’t even lough at gay jokes, when told by men. But with women I just use it, because it shows up my personality. They see that Im openminded, have sense of humor, Im wanted not only by women but also by men, it’s women who love to joke about gay men. You can use it in many ways.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-30 01:06:23

Dominic said:

yo women hmm (of man) will fuck you over in a quick min. i had a girl say o baby im on birth control its ok cum inside me is was feelin lucky dont have to go threw the ropes and pull out and shit next week she calls tellin me i gata a kid on the way ive had to go threw alot of shit because of those bitches and also hmm pay somes of money also so all those women that think Mr.Dick here is wrong screw your head on bitches and look at the real problems youv created

Looks like you are the one who got fucked by a girl. This is what happens when you let a woman decide, what and how to do it in bed. Women on top? yea righ. Women on top=more single mothers.

 
Comment by BrokenJohnny
2008-04-30 01:02:31

Muzalon said:

G said:

Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

Men are better than women.

PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

That thesis about female homophobia is the one advanced by Dworkin in Right Wing Women - that gays make women sexually redundant - women’s deepest fear.

Many guys hate gays because they envy them - lots of disposable income, no brats, no bitch, no Divorce, no being fucked around by Anglo-American women, and (very often) superior intelligence (for biological reasons I won’t go into here).

Ah yes, not only is homosexuality genetic, but it bears greater intelligence as well. Brilliant stuff. I can only DREAM of where you dug up THAT little gem.

Let me guess, your liberal arts college? *starts a slow clap* Bravo my friend, bravo.

The reason many men dislike gays is incredibly simple: They find the act of two men kissing to utterly repulsive, it spills over into anger towards anyone who doesn’t.

End.

 
Comment by BrokenJohnny
2008-04-30 00:58:26

studioline said:

@G

I could never and still can’t understand why some “straight” men hate gay people either. I guess they must feel low and look for some excuse to feel better. It’s hard for me to understand.

I don’t hate gay men. I used to party with a Lesbian friend and her gay guys friends a few years back, and we had a great time drinking and smoking together.

But the way some gays act really, really pisses me off. For example, faggots like the infamous Chris Crocker, who talks like a whiney fat black bitch and wears makeup like a girl? That pisses me off.

Why? Because it is making a mockery of my gender. And a mockery of humanity all together.

For example, how would a gay man feel if I posed as a gay man, and acted like a complete fool? What if I made fun of their fruity accents, their taste in clothing, and their sexual preference? They’d be pissed off.

And that is precisely what a lot of faggots like Chris Crocker are doing. He dresses like a woman, acts like a bitch, yet, he has a penis. He’s making a mockery of people who have penis’s.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-04-29 21:56:53

G said:

That’s interesting about Andrea Dworkin. I didn’t know she said such a thing. I was talking from an evolutionary psychological pov. Where did Dworkin get it from? Did she get it from that academic field, or did she just make it up and hate for the best?

She just made it up. It is true, though: that book, Right Wing Women, says a lot of truthful things about women. The thing is, it applies to ALL women, not just the wealthy WASPs she specifically excoriates.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-04-29 20:53:08

He’s probably more useful than you though.

Lacuna Coil - Enjoy the Silene.

 
Comment by sushi
2008-04-29 19:20:02

Dominic said:

yo women hmm (of man) will fuck you over in a quick min. i had a girl say o baby im on birth control its ok cum inside me is was feelin lucky dont have to go threw the ropes and pull out and shit next week she calls tellin me i gata a kid on the way ive had to go threw alot of shit because of those bitches and also hmm pay somes of money also so all those women that think Mr.Dick here is wrong screw your head on bitches and look at the real problems youv created

oh good. you’re breeding.

 
Comment by Dominic
2008-04-29 19:00:38

yo women hmm (of man) will fuck you over in a quick min. i had a girl say o baby im on birth control its ok cum inside me is was feelin lucky dont have to go threw the ropes and pull out and shit next week she calls tellin me i gata a kid on the way ive had to go threw alot of shit because of those bitches and also hmm pay somes of money also so all those women that think Mr.Dick here is wrong screw your head on bitches and look at the real problems youv created

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-04-29 18:28:15

G said:

Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

Men are better than women.

PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

No gay that acts like a pussy (or effeminate) is ever, ever:
1.) quiet
2.) happy
3.) adequately sexed
Stop acting like a woman and you won’t be treated like one!

 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-04-29 17:20:29

Michael calls sushi braindead but his skull is full of gravel.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-04-29 15:03:02

Michael said:

In case it doesn’t, I’ll further clarify. Women are human, biological creatures. The imperative to have sex means she’ll do it if biologically she feels a need to.

Michael, are you going somewhere with this? If you want to say something then say it, I mean it could be interesting. I just can’t see what are you trying to say especialy with like 2 sentences long clarifications. Do you want to share some discovery you made? I mean every healthy man knows that women love sex, so…?

 
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