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Comment by no manhole
2008-04-30 18:00:26

Dawn said:

@ Arbalest- Guess I should have made some comment on her idiocy as well…she hasn’t stopped spewing her pointless dribble all over this site for the past 20 minutes…

She and Commander are double “dribbling”–ha ha. Sorta of like watching Itchy and Scratchy hitting each other with rubber mallets–and about as exciting.

 
Comment by Dawn
2008-04-30 17:57:54

@ Arbalest- Guess I should have made some comment on her idiocy as well…she hasn’t stopped spewing her pointless dribble all over this site for the past 20 minutes…

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-04-30 17:57:40

Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

Is that wrong? There is such thing as diversity and it’s a little bit more diverse than just men.

So you don’t appreciate me being racist, I don’t appreciate you being sexist.
fuck you, yer wrong

Go suck on a potassium cyanide capsule and die, you frigid, racist Yankee cunt.

 
Comment by Iwillchewyouupandspityouout
2008-04-30 17:55:39

Is that wrong? There is such thing as diversity and it’s a little bit more diverse than just men.

So you don’t appreciate me being racist, I don’t appreciate you being sexist.
fuck you, yer wrong

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-04-30 17:55:04

Amazing how women can skip all over another woman’s stupity to point out what a man did.

 
Comment by Dawn
2008-04-30 17:48:20

Commander Scott said:

Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

This is the gayest site in the world. Everyone’s just trying to validate that they are the best person in the world. what a bunch of jews haha. Well don’t act like your shit don’t stink cuz it’s WAY worse than any girl I’ve ever fucked. ehhhh…I’m going to go crawl in my vagina and sulk!

The overwhelming majority of Anglo-Saxon females in America, Canada, Great Britain, Australia, and New Zealand are racist, neo-Nazi anti-semites.

You’re the biggest racist I’ve seen on this site by far

 
Comment by Iwillchewyouupandspityouout
2008-04-30 17:47:55

Let’s just get the facts straight. I am a nazi

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-04-30 17:46:50

Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

This is the gayest site in the world. Everyone’s just trying to validate that they are the best person in the world. what a bunch of jews haha. Well don’t act like your shit don’t stink cuz it’s WAY worse than any girl I’ve ever fucked. ehhhh…I’m going to go crawl in my vagina and sulk!

The overwhelming majority of Anglo-Saxon females in America, Canada, Great Britain, Australia, and New Zealand are racist, neo-Nazi anti-semites.

 
Comment by Iwillchewyouupandspityouout
2008-04-30 17:45:42

well, that’s good, cuz I like animals more than I like men

 
Comment by Iwillchewyouupandspityouout
2008-04-30 17:45:11

box of treasure between my legs? I get such a kick out of this. It’s the most hypocritical statement I’ve ever heard. You and your ugly, veiny cock and since Jesus had one that makes you royalty. Well, guess what, the jews killed Jesus. Next guy that tries to get in my pants (hence my box of treasure) I’ll cut his cock off and rape him in the ass with it.

oh, joy

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-04-30 17:44:13

Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

mmm yummy. I’ve always wanted to be raped

You deserve to be raped, but not by another human being. You deserve to be raped by an animal such as a horse or a dog.

 
Comment by Iwillchewyouupandspityouout
2008-04-30 17:38:35

mmm yummy. I’ve always wanted to be raped

 
Comment by Iwillchewyouupandspityouout
2008-04-30 17:37:59

This is the gayest site in the world. Everyone’s just trying to validate that they are the best person in the world. what a bunch of jews haha. Well don’t act like your shit don’t stink cuz it’s WAY worse than any girl I’ve ever fucked. ehhhh…I’m going to go crawl in my vagina and sulk!

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-04-30 17:36:25

Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

I can guarantee Dick’s never getting his dick wet again. haha what a loser.
Hey I got a nice pussy you might wanna nibble dicky boy. I’m going to have my period all over your face, so drink up.

Bugger off the site, you frigid Anglo-Saxon bitch. Women such as yourself deserve to be on the receiving end of domestic violence. I bet you already know that women are brutally raped and murdered solely because of frigid Yankee cunts like you who imagine that they have some sort of treasure box between their legs.

 
Comment by Dr. Phil
2008-04-30 17:15:53

Duuuurrrr I went 2 Calledge So I’m SMERT! DURR YOu IS Idiosynchriotic Dick. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUrrrrrrrr

 
Comment by Iwillchewyouupandspityouout
2008-04-30 17:13:18

I can guarantee Dick’s never getting his dick wet again. haha what a loser.
Hey I got a nice pussy you might wanna nibble dicky boy. I’m going to have my period all over your face, so drink up.

 
Comment by Mantheory
2008-04-30 16:49:15

Lols, Idiosyncratic.

 
Comment by Dawn
2008-04-30 15:58:51

@Jim

“Some always want to be the train, some the tunnel”

lolol

 
Comment by Jim
2008-04-30 15:57:51

An additional note to my last post is that this explains why there are different types of gays: the girly ones, the manly ones, some always want to be the train, some the tunnel, etc.
It depends on which part(s) of the development process were affected.

 
Comment by Jim
2008-04-30 15:53:24

no manhole said:

Any idea if Newton was a homosexual?

He might have been. Often gays are high acheivers for the same reason as nerds: they didn’t fit in so well so they resort to work to give themselves fulfilment. Hard work is a large component of genius, although ability is necessary too. Newton was a loner and depressed. He was accused of stealing work off other men, maybe that’s true too?

I consider this to be the final word on homosexuality:
http://www.heretical.com/toa/toa-s03x.html

Gays are usually not genetic at all, but they are mostly born that way. Mothers who smoke a lot of pot can actually turn their son gay in the womb apparently. Many forms of homosexuality may be preventable too, according to this.

Gays these days do try to recruit straight boys into their fold. It can work, because sexuality is not so clear-cut. Confused teenagers are becoming even more confused, because of this. Gay propaganda and promotion should stop.

I don’t hate gays, but I hate it when they hit on me. That happens from time to time, and it’s creepy. Many of them believe that anyone can be turned gay, or that even straight guys will enjoy a bit on the down low. Their behaviour is often ultra annoying too, and I avoid them usually.

 
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