171 Responses to “Dick’s Voicemail #8”

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1. Jim Says:
   April 30th, 2008 at 3:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55f5923c9de1d

   no manhole said:

   Any idea if Newton was a homosexual?

   He might have been. Often gays are high acheivers for the same reason as nerds: they didn’t fit in so well so they resort to work to give themselves fulfilment. Hard work is a large component of genius, although ability is necessary too. Newton was a loner and depressed. He was accused of stealing work off other men, maybe that’s true too?

   I consider this to be the final word on homosexuality:
   http://www.heretical.com/toa/toa-s03x.html

   Gays are usually not genetic at all, but they are mostly born that way. Mothers who smoke a lot of pot can actually turn their son gay in the womb apparently. Many forms of homosexuality may be preventable too, according to this.

   Gays these days do try to recruit straight boys into their fold. It can work, because sexuality is not so clear-cut. Confused teenagers are becoming even more confused, because of this. Gay propaganda and promotion should stop.

   I don’t hate gays, but I hate it when they hit on me. That happens from time to time, and it’s creepy. Many of them believe that anyone can be turned gay, or that even straight guys will enjoy a bit on the down low. Their behaviour is often ultra annoying too, and I avoid them usually.

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2. Jim Says:
   April 30th, 2008 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55f5923c9de1d

   An additional note to my last post is that this explains why there are different types of gays: the girly ones, the manly ones, some always want to be the train, some the tunnel, etc.
   It depends on which part(s) of the development process were affected.

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3. Dawn Says:
   April 30th, 2008 at 3:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018

   @Jim

   “Some always want to be the train, some the tunnel”

   lolol

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4. Mantheory Says:
   April 30th, 2008 at 4:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 048feb320cb7d

   Lols, Idiosyncratic.

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5. Iwillchewyouupandspityouout Says:
   April 30th, 2008 at 5:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 807a7e51c4bf3

   I can guarantee Dick’s never getting his dick wet again. haha what a loser.
   Hey I got a nice pussy you might wanna nibble dicky boy. I’m going to have my period all over your face, so drink up.

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6. Dr. Phil Says:
   April 30th, 2008 at 5:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

   Duuuurrrr I went 2 Calledge So I’m SMERT! DURR YOu IS Idiosynchriotic Dick. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUrrrrrrrr

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7. Commander Scott Says:
   April 30th, 2008 at 5:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4

   Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

   I can guarantee Dick’s never getting his dick wet again. haha what a loser.
   Hey I got a nice pussy you might wanna nibble dicky boy. I’m going to have my period all over your face, so drink up.

   Bugger off the site, you frigid Anglo-Saxon bitch. Women such as yourself deserve to be on the receiving end of domestic violence. I bet you already know that women are brutally raped and murdered solely because of frigid Yankee cunts like you who imagine that they have some sort of treasure box between their legs.

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8. Iwillchewyouupandspityouout Says:
   April 30th, 2008 at 5:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 807a7e51c4bf3

   This is the gayest site in the world. Everyone’s just trying to validate that they are the best person in the world. what a bunch of jews haha. Well don’t act like your shit don’t stink cuz it’s WAY worse than any girl I’ve ever fucked. ehhhh…I’m going to go crawl in my vagina and sulk!

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9. Iwillchewyouupandspityouout Says:
   April 30th, 2008 at 5:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 807a7e51c4bf3

   mmm yummy. I’ve always wanted to be raped

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10. Commander Scott Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 5:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4

    Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

    mmm yummy. I’ve always wanted to be raped

    You deserve to be raped, but not by another human being. You deserve to be raped by an animal such as a horse or a dog.

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11. Iwillchewyouupandspityouout Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 5:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 807a7e51c4bf3

    box of treasure between my legs? I get such a kick out of this. It’s the most hypocritical statement I’ve ever heard. You and your ugly, veiny cock and since Jesus had one that makes you royalty. Well, guess what, the jews killed Jesus. Next guy that tries to get in my pants (hence my box of treasure) I’ll cut his cock off and rape him in the ass with it.

    oh, joy

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12. Iwillchewyouupandspityouout Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 5:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 807a7e51c4bf3

    well, that’s good, cuz I like animals more than I like men

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13. Commander Scott Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 5:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4

    Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

    This is the gayest site in the world. Everyone’s just trying to validate that they are the best person in the world. what a bunch of jews haha. Well don’t act like your shit don’t stink cuz it’s WAY worse than any girl I’ve ever fucked. ehhhh…I’m going to go crawl in my vagina and sulk!

    The overwhelming majority of Anglo-Saxon females in America, Canada, Great Britain, Australia, and New Zealand are racist, neo-Nazi anti-semites.

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14. Iwillchewyouupandspityouout Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 5:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 807a7e51c4bf3

    Let’s just get the facts straight. I am a nazi

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15. Dawn Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 5:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018

    Commander Scott said:

    Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

    This is the gayest site in the world. Everyone’s just trying to validate that they are the best person in the world. what a bunch of jews haha. Well don’t act like your shit don’t stink cuz it’s WAY worse than any girl I’ve ever fucked. ehhhh…I’m going to go crawl in my vagina and sulk!

    The overwhelming majority of Anglo-Saxon females in America, Canada, Great Britain, Australia, and New Zealand are racist, neo-Nazi anti-semites.

    You’re the biggest racist I’ve seen on this site by far

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16. Arbalest Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 5:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9078ea908ca85

    Amazing how women can skip all over another woman’s stupity to point out what a man did.

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17. Iwillchewyouupandspityouout Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 5:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 807a7e51c4bf3

    Is that wrong? There is such thing as diversity and it’s a little bit more diverse than just men.

    So you don’t appreciate me being racist, I don’t appreciate you being sexist.
    fuck you, yer wrong

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18. Commander Scott Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 5:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4

    Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

    Is that wrong? There is such thing as diversity and it’s a little bit more diverse than just men.

    So you don’t appreciate me being racist, I don’t appreciate you being sexist.
    fuck you, yer wrong

    Go suck on a potassium cyanide capsule and die, you frigid, racist Yankee cunt.

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19. Dawn Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 5:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9acdedb38018

    @ Arbalest- Guess I should have made some comment on her idiocy as well…she hasn’t stopped spewing her pointless dribble all over this site for the past 20 minutes…

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20. no manhole Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 6:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8217966eacde5

    Dawn said:

    @ Arbalest- Guess I should have made some comment on her idiocy as well…she hasn’t stopped spewing her pointless dribble all over this site for the past 20 minutes…

    She and Commander are double “dribbling”–ha ha. Sorta of like watching Itchy and Scratchy hitting each other with rubber mallets–and about as exciting.

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