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  1. studioline Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 6:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 7d4ebcf50ed94

    And that’s why they are so angry, because they won’t ever have a clue, because they never started to learn it. They can only realy on our copmetence, that’s why their whole movement is bs. They are not angry at us they are angry at themselves.

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  2. no manhole Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 6:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993

    son of the suns said:

    Strike him down for his sins and join me, NMH.

    Darth Vader speaks, I am flattered by your call. No thanks. But If I may say so, I feel I have some understanding of why you are the way you are. I really don’t know what to say to you, but I think there are opportunities for you to express your greatness in the content of our society. I know you are probably disgusted by this statement but thats the best I can do for you now. Good day.

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  3. Buster Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 8:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 2ec519b625ebd

    Hey Dick,

    Great site, and insight!

    I have been lurking around here for a while reading your articles, and the comments that follow. I don’t know what is more manly, the clarity of your brilliance & wit, or your ‘I just don’t give a fuck’ courage to say what needs to be said.

    Underlying the hysterical hyperbole of the upward thrusting skyscraper that is MABTW is a foundation of solid concrete truth reinforced with a lattice of tempered man-awesomeness.

    Keep up the good work,

    Buster

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  4. sushi Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 9:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 5c8336b56fb06

    Michael said:

    Here’s the rule guys. If she’s not that into you, she’ll sleep with you the first night she meets you. If she is into you, she won’t. Same rule applies for us, don’t it? Men and women are more alike than you guys like to think and it kills you. If you want to meet a nice chick, you’ll have to better yourselves first.

    i’ve never once slept with a guy a) the first time i met him or b) that i wasn’t that into.

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  5. son of the suns Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 9:32 am - IP Man-Hash: b3a9adba8326d

    no manhole said:

    son of the suns said:

    Strike him down for his sins and join me, NMH.

    Darth Vader speaks, I am flattered by your call. No thanks. But If I may say so, I feel I have some understanding of why you are the way you are. I really don’t know what to say to you, but I think there are opportunities for you to express your greatness in the content of our society. I know you are probably disgusted by this statement but thats the best I can do for you now. Good day.

    And why am I what I am, oh oracle?

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  6. no manhole Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 9:56 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

    son of the suns said:

    no manhole said:

    son of the suns said:

    Strike him down for his sins and join me, NMH.

    Darth Vader speaks, I am flattered by your call. No thanks. But If I may say so, I feel I have some understanding of why you are the way you are. I really don’t know what to say to you, but I think there are opportunities for you to express your greatness in the content of our society. I know you are probably disgusted by this statement but thats the best I can do for you now. Good day.

    And why am I what I am, oh oracle?

    Do you feel the following statement is arrogant: ” But If I may say so, I feel I have some understanding of why you are the way you are.” ?

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  7. son of the suns Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 10:54 am - IP Man-Hash: b3a9adba8326d

    I sense you are losing your arrogance slowly.

    So enlighten us all to your theory why I became what I did. I’m not scared for all to see.

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  8. G Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 11:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f18f9dd90aba

    Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

    Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

    The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

    Men are better than women.

    PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

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  9. no manhole Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 11:09 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

    son of the suns said:

    I sense you are losing your arrogance slowly.

    So enlighten us all to your theory why I became what I did. I’m not scared for all to see.

    Its not that scary. My guess is that you received the ultimate betrayal of all, from what I can piece together: You were completely in love with your fiancee, and she cheated on you. Its hard for me to imagine anything worse than that.

    Its understandable why you are angry. Many men would have committed suicide after such an act, for example.

    I agree with you: there are practically no decent single women out there. And based on this reality, you have condemned the entire gender. But I did say no “decent single women”, b/c there are a bunch of great ones in marriages, and on a rare occasion I meet a single girl that seems to be decent. Just my experience.

    One more thing: I will be as gentle but direct as possible. If you feel that it is arrogant of me to think that I could possibly know something about how you might feel, I would say in return that it is equally arrogant to think that someone, after learning something about you, could not possibly understand you. If this is holding you back from receiving outside help, and disabling you from being the best person you can be, don’t let it. Nothing wrong about getting outside help. You can accept the advice or refuse it. Best Wishes.

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  10. son of the suns Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: b3a9adba8326d

    Your arrogance is in thinking you understand me because your type is college educated and no matter how much bullshit you run into you still have financial security and online video games and plasma televisions to vent into.

    Men in my camp are peasants. We have nothing but revolutionary fervour and gentle souls turned supernova by betrayal. It’s a dangerous combination. Men of European genetic ancestry have far more coordination and cohesion.. and far less roadblocks like pathetic tribal and religious hatreds the Arabs suffer.

    Nor is there any possibilty of me being greatness in anything this society considers such. The ‘bible belt’ is a wretched hive of meth, scum, and villiany. The only middle class jobs are operated on the ‘good ole boy’ system, the pathetic paying service jobs are given to cunts to feed their bastards food and their boyfriends ice and xanax.

    The Army is the only escape.. but I’d rather die than use my talent to conquer masculine societies in the name of the Witch of the West for frycook wages just because no one paid for my “education” so I could be an officer. I mean a vaginal society can’t allow peasants to become officers just because of their skill as soldiers can it? They need 4 years minimum of feminization camp.

    In the end.. my destiny is set in stone. A million factors up to this point have led to it and I would be arrogant to turn away from it. I’ve given myself to the dark and I will hold up my end of the pact.

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  11. studioline Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7d4ebcf50ed94

    @G

    I could never and still can’t understand why some “straight” men hate gay people either. I guess they must feel low and look for some excuse to feel better. It’s hard for me to understand.

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  12. Muzalon Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7

    G said:

    Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

    Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

    The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

    Men are better than women.

    PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

    That thesis about female homophobia is the one advanced by Dworkin in Right Wing Women - that gays make women sexually redundant - women’s deepest fear.

    Many guys hate gays because they envy them - lots of disposable income, no brats, no bitch, no Divorce, no being fucked around by Anglo-American women, and (very often) superior intelligence (for biological reasons I won’t go into here). No wonder many guys envy gay men - it makes perfect sense.

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  13. no manhole Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 12:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

    @SOTS- I can’t imagine I have many more material possessions than you do. My place is sparsely decorated with material crap; I don’t have a plasma TV or a expensive, fancy car, and I still eat on the plates I had in college.

    I’ll keep this short b/c I imagine your tired of hearing from me. I was a high school teacher for several years. I imagine that you could do the same, teaching History. You have the intellect to complete the education/degree requirements. Teaching history is a very important job (”Those who do not understand history are condemned to repeat it” Satyanna). Why not do something great?

    Hopefully this post will get through this time. See Ya.

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  14. no manhole Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

    Muzalon said:

    G said:

    Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

    Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

    The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

    Men are better than women.

    PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

    That thesis about female homophobia is the one advanced by Dworkin in Right Wing Women - that gays make women sexually redundant - women’s deepest fear.

    Many guys hate gays because they envy them - lots of disposable income, no brats, no bitch, no Divorce, no being fucked around by Anglo-American women, and (very often) superior intelligence (for biological reasons I won’t go into here). No wonder many guys envy gay men - it makes perfect sense.

    I envy them because they get all the sex they want, and don’t have to go through the crazy-stupid girl hoops to get it. Must be nice. Frankly, I find having a sex drive (as a heterosexual) to be an incredible annoyance.

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  15. Michael Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: c56f2c84c3897

    sushi said:

    i’ve never once slept with a guy a) the first time i met him or b) that i wasn’t that into.

    I’ll clarify for your smallish brain then. If you don’t seem like a long term prospect, she’ll fuck you and chuck you but she’ll need alcohol to do it. Guys will do the same thing except alcohol isn’t a necessity. Hope this helps!

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  16. Michael Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: c56f2c84c3897

    In case it doesn’t, I’ll further clarify. Women are human, biological creatures. The imperative to have sex means she’ll do it if biologically she feels a need to.

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  17. Arbalest Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 2:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef01bede7f943

    Muzalon said:

    G said:

    Women always insult Dick for being gay. As if that’s an insult. They are haters, and here’s why:

    Ev Psych 101: women hate gays because they are the only people that have no use for women at all. They are terrified that too many men become gay, and then nobody will give a shit about them at all.

    The men we sometimes hear calling Dick a fag are pussies because they are essentially doing women’s work. What should a guy care if another guy is gay? He loses nothing, and it actually means less competition for women, so he gains. Men who hate gays are pussy whipped.

    Men are better than women.

    PS some men hate gays because they associate it with being a pussy. There might be a statistical corrolation, but it is the acting like a pussy we should hate and not the gay.

    That thesis about female homophobia is the one advanced by Dworkin in Right Wing Women - that gays make women sexually redundant - women’s deepest fear.

    Many guys hate gays because they envy them - lots of disposable income, no brats, no bitch, no Divorce, no being fucked around by Anglo-American women, and (very often) superior intelligence (for biological reasons I won’t go into here). No wonder many guys envy gay men - it makes perfect sense.

    Actually, I have to disagree with the envy. Quite frankly I believe many guys hate gay men because we’re constantly compared to them. As we see here constantly the best insults women can think of is a insult to a man’s manhood. “yur not teh rel man, fag!” Really, after all the faggot insults growing up men would rather they go away just to stop hearing about them(at least that’s how it was for me anywho) While just my own theory and experience men who hate gay men just haven’t realize it’s not their or the gay men fault that they’re being compared, but it’s just a woman’s excuse against criticism.

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  18. Arbalest Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 2:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef01bede7f943

    Actually I see now that’s what G said so I’m being redundant. Sorry.

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  19. Arbalest Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 2:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef01bede7f943

    Michael said:

    In case it doesn’t, I’ll further clarify. Women are human, biological creatures. The imperative to have sex means she’ll do it if biologically she feels a need to.

    While are you telling a woman how she feels about sex?

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  20. G Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 2:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: e49586d3d1021

    That’s interesting about Andrea Dworkin. I didn’t know she said such a thing. I was talking from an evolutionary psychological pov. Where did Dworkin get it from? Did she get it from that academic field, or did she just make it up and hate for the best?

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