Dick’s Voicemail #9
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95 Responses to “Dick’s Voicemail #9”
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May 5th, 2008 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
And that’s being optimistic about it. They need to be bayoneted through the neck, IMHO.
May 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab
Here’s a male “genius” for you……uh, dude, most of the dudes on this sick site hate women so where do you think they are getting sex?
No wonder why your own mother probably thinks you are shit.
May 5th, 2008 at 5:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab
Muzalon Says:
May 5th, 2008 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
Commander Scott said:
American and Canadian women are frigid castrating bitches.
And that’s being optimistic about it. They need to be bayoneted through the neck, IMHO.
Geez, advocating violence on the internet. NOT nice you worthless piece of shit. NOT nice. Maybe you should be put in prison so scum like you gets a sharp stick up the arse? LOL now that would be FUNNY…..
Do the world a favour, shit, stick a knife in your neck……nobody would care if you died. Seriously, NOBODY. And don’t you know it?
Hmmm…….
May 5th, 2008 at 5:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab
Commander Scott Says:
May 5th, 2008 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
American and Canadian women are frigid castrating bitches.
Boys like you are pieces of shit. No wonder why your mothers let your daddy’s beat the living hell out of you when you were youngun’s.
Don’t blame women for the fact you are a fat, ugly, bloated piece of garbage. Do the world a favour and off yourself.
May 5th, 2008 at 5:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab
Muzalon Says:
May 4th, 2008 at 1:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
doubt said:
manhole said:
(She loses composure easily; I’m beginning to see the logic for this whole draft thing*.)
We’re counting on it!
*Not that I believe that you should have the right to vote without having to fight these wars of excess. If I had my way, the military would have its male and female branches, so we could at least avoid all of that faggotry and have a few inexperienced broads to send to the front lines. They’ll learn.
They could use women for mine-clearing duties - women running across the minefields to clear a path for the valuable male soldiers sounds good to me.
Are you some dirty spic? Seriously, what a coward you are boy.
It must suck to be you…..imagine no women wants your ugly, cowardly, freakly little body…….. LOL
Die. Just die. No one has cared since birth, prick.
May 6th, 2008 at 1:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 01160a78e0597
Another women proving she has no heart or brains. That is why you would be perfect for mine clearing duties. If it weren’t for a strong male libido nobody would want your dumbass.
After giving birth they are totally useless.
May 6th, 2008 at 1:47 am - IP Man-Hash: e9a7aeb58b124
Of course she acts that way, women are naturally cowards. Unable to stand up for themselves in person they rely on the nearest sheild to hide. Attitude, feminism, a random name over the internet, etc. That’s how it is really, the minute a woman sees she’s fucking something up she’ll beg for help/mercy or at least blame a man for getting her into the situation.
May 6th, 2008 at 1:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 2cf7fd9f97848
I will say that the women who come to the site and cheer on Dick are perfect examples of what some men think women are…though don’t let the few dingbats account for all of us!
May 6th, 2008 at 1:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 2cf7fd9f97848
Nothing’s funnier on this site than the voicemails though—a riot they are!
May 6th, 2008 at 2:10 am - IP Man-Hash: e9a7aeb58b124
That is not our job. Women should moderate themselves like men do. If you want to eliminate a stereotype you go after the ones causing it instead of the ones who notice it.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 344f733439989
Giving a man a lesson on how advocating violence is not “nice” and then making a comment about sticking a knife in his neck and then another one about “sharp stick up the arse”?
Seeing it as how you are inconsistent with your “advice”, I would assume you have no idea what the hell you’re talking about. You should fuck off from this site. I’m not advocating violence, I’m not contradicting myself, I’m telling that no one gives a shit about your incoherent ramblings.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: da5eef8ca71bd
Aww, can’t take what you dish out, hon?
May 7th, 2008 at 10:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: e91110557fba9
I’m already looking forward to Voicemail 10
May 9th, 2008 at 2:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
American women deserve to have their teeth and fingernails ripped out with pliers.
May 9th, 2008 at 2:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: e160ad64a717b
Quite frankly, Commander, I would like to see you strapped to a dentist’s chair with your molars removed in the absence of novocaine by an Laurence Olivier-like aging former Nazi.
May 9th, 2008 at 7:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: ffc820499bead
Here I am, in the Third World part of Mexico. Every day when I look out the window and not one man-hating feminist in sight, I feel like running up to the roof and shouting as loudly as I can:
FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY FREE AT LAST!
It is a strange feeling to discover a 14 year old girl has a crush on you, a full fifty years your junior. And, last week a young married woman asked me if I were interested in having a 20-ish year old babe for a mistress.
Good job Dick. You got cojones!
May 11th, 2008 at 12:22 am - IP Man-Hash: d19d5ad0fff0e
OMG you dumbass. As if a women that much younger than you would have a crush on you, more like a crush on your wallet. So stoopid.
May 11th, 2008 at 12:36 am - IP Man-Hash: da5eef8ca71bd
Oh dear God, manholes do have all of the fun.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2037/2034308553_88050ab008_o.jpg
May 11th, 2008 at 12:39 am - IP Man-Hash: d19d5ad0fff0e
doubt, did you remember to wish your mom a very warm and wonderful Mother’s day? I hope you remembered to buy her flowers, young man.
May 11th, 2008 at 12:44 am - IP Man-Hash: da5eef8ca71bd
Q: What do manholes use for birth control?
Funny: Their personalities.
True: Stairs.