American and Canadian women are frigid castrating bitches.

Hi Dick,

Just wanted to say I’m a big fan, and this is officially my favourite website ;) Very enlightening…thanks for the eye-opener! xox

Biggest lie I’ve ever heard? Video games ‘train’ children to use firearms. Second biggest? ‘He’s gay.’
The problem with this world isn’t that the good people aren’t doing enough - they’re pulling more than their share. No, it’s that these manholes can not sit down and shut up and instead have to fuck everything up for the humans.
It’s easier to do nothing than it is to do something. But then again, they aren’t called manholes for nothing.

Too obvious. We need a more darwinesque approach.
I mean, mine (you mean IED) clearing? That’s just fucking boring. Nah, let’s keep this fair and equal so this could last - two-pronged assaults leave, etc.

doubt said:

manhole said:

(She loses composure easily; I’m beginning to see the logic for this whole draft thing*.)

We’re counting on it!
*Not that I believe that you should have the right to vote without having to fight these wars of excess. If I had my way, the military would have its male and female branches, so we could at least avoid all of that faggotry and have a few inexperienced broads to send to the front lines. They’ll learn.

They could use women for mine-clearing duties - women running across the minefields to clear a path for the valuable male soldiers sounds good to me.

manhole said:

(She loses composure easily; I’m beginning to see the logic for this whole draft thing*.)

We’re counting on it!
*Not that I believe that you should have the right to vote without having to fight these wars of excess. If I had my way, the military would have its male and female branches, so we could at least avoid all of that faggotry and have a few inexperienced broads to send to the front lines. They’ll learn.

u r all gay said:

I AM LEAVING THIS GAY SITE I HAVE A LIFE!!!!!!!!1

Yes, and it would seem it consists of overcompensating for your own latent homosexuality.

if you know dickmatic is a twat let me see you say ooohh raaahh

Dick, you need to do a book signing tour.

Dick Masterson said:

Michael said:

Each signed book comes with a limited edition 8×10 of yours truly.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL goddamn you are one big fucking attention whore, aint ya.

It’s reasonable to assume that anyone who would go out of their way to obtain a signed copy of my book would appreciate a value add.

-Dick

What! Where and when will you next be signing & greeting? Where is that posted now?

u r all gay said:

I AM LEAVING THIS GAY SITE I HAVE A LIFE!!!!!!!!1

Any person who could allow your behaviour (above):
1.) Feels sorry for you, because you are obviously not in control of your own behaviour and therefore, disordered.
2.) Is St. Richard, the beneficent.

I AM LEAVING THIS GAY SITE I HAVE A LIFE!!!!!!!!1

UR MOTHERS MUST HAVE BEEN WHORES MOSTLY DICKS HA HA

UR MOTHER MUST HAVE BEEN WHORES MOSTLY DICKS HA HA

I MEAN GOD
TOLD US!!1

EVERYBODY ON HERE MUST NOT BELIVE IN GOD FOR TWO REASON GAY TOLD US NOT TO BE GAY TOLD US TO LOVE EVERYBODY

DICK LIKES DICKS

dick is gay

HA HA HA IT IS SOOO FUNNY B/C THIS SITE IS FOR GAY GUY HA HA HA AND THIS DICK GUY NEEDS TO STOP FUCKING MEN THAT COME ON THIS WEBSITE U AL NEED SOME PUSSY BUT ALL R ALL GAY TO GET SOME PS GET A LIFE!!!!!!! PSS ONE WITH A WOMEN PSS ONE WITHOUT A DICK!!

Try and pronounce this:
“Eye d0N7 6!v3 @ fUk”

Seriously, no women allowed, go touch your useless vaginas and shut the fuck up. No one cares about your useless lives.

ps. Pluralize my cock.

u are all shit and no balls come on dick whats wrong ur wife got u cleaning like the bitch u are