manhole said:

[TL;DR]

Q: What do manholes use for birth control?
Funny: Their personalities.
True: Stairs.

doubt, did you remember to wish your mom a very warm and wonderful Mother’s day? I hope you remembered to buy her flowers, young man.

Manhole said:

[TL;DR]

Oh dear God, manholes do have all of the fun.
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irlandes said:

It is a strange feeling to discover a 14 year old girl has a crush on you, a full fifty years your junior. And, last week a young married woman asked me if I were interested in having a 20-ish year old babe for a mistress.

Good job Dick. You got cojones!

OMG you dumbass. As if a women that much younger than you would have a crush on you, more like a crush on your wallet. So stoopid.

Here I am, in the Third World part of Mexico. Every day when I look out the window and not one man-hating feminist in sight, I feel like running up to the roof and shouting as loudly as I can:

FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY FREE AT LAST!

It is a strange feeling to discover a 14 year old girl has a crush on you, a full fifty years your junior. And, last week a young married woman asked me if I were interested in having a 20-ish year old babe for a mistress.

Good job Dick. You got cojones!

Commander Scott said:

American women deserve to have their teeth and fingernails ripped out with pliers.

Quite frankly, Commander, I would like to see you strapped to a dentist’s chair with your molars removed in the absence of novocaine by an Laurence Olivier-like aging former Nazi.

American women deserve to have their teeth and fingernails ripped out with pliers.

I’m already looking forward to Voicemail 10

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

Aww, can’t take what you dish out, hon?

Nobody loves Dicky. said:

Muzalon Says:

May 5th, 2008 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
Commander Scott said:

American and Canadian women are frigid castrating bitches.

And that’s being optimistic about it. They need to be bayoneted through the neck, IMHO.

Geez, advocating violence on the internet. NOT nice you worthless piece of shit. NOT nice. Maybe you should be put in prison so scum like you gets a sharp stick up the arse? LOL now that would be FUNNY…..

Do the world a favour, shit, stick a knife in your neck……nobody would care if you died. Seriously, NOBODY. And don’t you know it?
Hmmm…….

Giving a man a lesson on how advocating violence is not “nice” and then making a comment about sticking a knife in his neck and then another one about “sharp stick up the arse”?
Seeing it as how you are inconsistent with your “advice”, I would assume you have no idea what the hell you’re talking about. You should fuck off from this site. I’m not advocating violence, I’m not contradicting myself, I’m telling that no one gives a shit about your incoherent ramblings.

RAC said:

I will say that the women who come to the site and cheer on Dick are perfect examples of what some men think women are…though don’t let the few dingbats account for all of us!

That is not our job. Women should moderate themselves like men do. If you want to eliminate a stereotype you go after the ones causing it instead of the ones who notice it.

Nothing’s funnier on this site than the voicemails though—a riot they are!

I will say that the women who come to the site and cheer on Dick are perfect examples of what some men think women are…though don’t let the few dingbats account for all of us!

Of course she acts that way, women are naturally cowards. Unable to stand up for themselves in person they rely on the nearest sheild to hide. Attitude, feminism, a random name over the internet, etc. That’s how it is really, the minute a woman sees she’s fucking something up she’ll beg for help/mercy or at least blame a man for getting her into the situation.

Nobody loves Dicky. said:

They could use women for mine-clearing duties - women running across the minefields to clear a path for the valuable male soldiers sounds good to me.

Are you some dirty spic? Seriously, what a coward you are boy.

It must suck to be you…..imagine no women wants your ugly, cowardly, freakly little body…….. LOL
Die. Just die. No one has cared since birth, prick.

Another women proving she has no heart or brains. That is why you would be perfect for mine clearing duties. If it weren’t for a strong male libido nobody would want your dumbass.

After giving birth they are totally useless.

Muzalon Says:

May 4th, 2008 at 1:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
doubt said:

manhole said:

(She loses composure easily; I’m beginning to see the logic for this whole draft thing*.)

We’re counting on it!
*Not that I believe that you should have the right to vote without having to fight these wars of excess. If I had my way, the military would have its male and female branches, so we could at least avoid all of that faggotry and have a few inexperienced broads to send to the front lines. They’ll learn.

They could use women for mine-clearing duties - women running across the minefields to clear a path for the valuable male soldiers sounds good to me.

Are you some dirty spic? Seriously, what a coward you are boy.

It must suck to be you…..imagine no women wants your ugly, cowardly, freakly little body…….. LOL
Die. Just die. No one has cared since birth, prick.

Commander Scott Says:

May 5th, 2008 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
American and Canadian women are frigid castrating bitches.

Boys like you are pieces of shit. No wonder why your mothers let your daddy’s beat the living hell out of you when you were youngun’s.

Don’t blame women for the fact you are a fat, ugly, bloated piece of garbage. Do the world a favour and off yourself.

Muzalon Says:

May 5th, 2008 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
Commander Scott said:

American and Canadian women are frigid castrating bitches.

And that’s being optimistic about it. They need to be bayoneted through the neck, IMHO.

Geez, advocating violence on the internet. NOT nice you worthless piece of shit. NOT nice. Maybe you should be put in prison so scum like you gets a sharp stick up the arse? LOL now that would be FUNNY…..

Do the world a favour, shit, stick a knife in your neck……nobody would care if you died. Seriously, NOBODY. And don’t you know it?
Hmmm…….

BrokenJohnny said:

u r all gay said:

I AM LEAVING THIS GAY SITE I HAVE A LIFE!!!!!!!!1

Yes, and it would seem it consists of overcompensating for your own latent homosexuality.

Here’s a male “genius” for you……uh, dude, most of the dudes on this sick site hate women so where do you think they are getting sex?
No wonder why your own mother probably thinks you are shit.

Commander Scott said:

American and Canadian women are frigid castrating bitches.

And that’s being optimistic about it. They need to be bayoneted through the neck, IMHO.