ooopps i forgot my opinion doesnt count…

Die Hard 1-3 are classics. anything Bruce Willis is in is great. He’s Da-Man!

Why don’t you show me some professional courtesy? You want professional courtesy, Fuck You!

I love it.

I was out and about late the other night to get tickets for Die Hard 4. as I got closer to the theater, I saw a line a mile long serpentine into the parking lot, Holy-Fuck I thought (thought it was for DH-4), but was relieved to see it was only for Harry Pecker, er um, Harry Potter.

I remember a line like that at the Pussy-Cat theater in the ’70s for “Devil in Miss Jones” (kids today have their priorities all screwed up).

Dick, I know you’re a regular Siskel & ebert (Or just Siskel, didn’t Ebert croak while slipping on a wet slimy porn theater floor and bonk his head or something?)

I’ll take your word for it because your manstincts are never wrong.

Adios Mother F____r!

-Banzai

I guess that’s how your woman feels when you’ve just given her a facial shot.

Devek said:

Murder is a woman’s right.
http://newsok.com/article/3069758

Send the bitch down I say.

Hernandez told police she used methamphetamine — usually by eating it — two or three times a month, including the day before she went to a local hospital to give birth, according to a police report.
“This is the most serious case of child abuse you can imagine, when the child actually dies,â€? Prater said. “This is clearly a murder, in my opinion.â€?
Shellow and fellow Milwaukee attorney Jim Dixon took on Hernandez’s case after being approached by the National Advocates for Pregnant Women, a New York-based group devoted to protecting the rights of pregnant women, particularly low-income and minority mothers with drug problems.
Director Lynn Paltrow has urged health care providers, child advocates and community volunteers to join in a letter-writing campaign to protest the charge against Hernandez.

sonyad said:

But their ass usually does.

I am reminded of Sean Connery’s immortal line from Goldfinger:

James Bond: [speaking to a woman, and slapping her ass] Run along now, man talk…

It took the genius of Tucker Max to equal this:

The day dragged by as we nursed Coronas and watched James Bond films. Our favorite was “Gold Finger” because of the scene where Sean Connery is with some girl at the pool, and when some other agent comes along to talk to him, Sean smacks her on the ass, and tells her to “…run along now. Man talk.” JonBenet bet me I wouldn’t do this to Katy at the reception. I’m sorry, did you just call out Tucker Max? About disrespecting a whore? My friends know how to push my buttons, so fasten your seatbelts folks, good times are ahead…

Everyone poured into the reception area, and once the crowd was large enough, it was time to settle the bet. I was in a group with JonBenet, PWJ, ECredit and Hate. Katy came up and started talking to the group. After about ten minutes, JonBenet and I exchanged glances, I slapped her on the ass, and said: “Run along baby. It’s time for Man-Talk. Thankfully, my friends held it together. She gave a slightly hurt look, an “OK,” and walked off. They all immediately broke down laughing…

For a while. Though it was funny at the time, this one act set off a remarkable chain reaction, catapulting Katy out of the “random whore” category and into the “remarkable whore” category, and leading all the way to this story.

-wolfe

MansVoice said:

[...]Not all women deserve[...]

But their ass usually does.

- Camille Jones – The Creeps [Fedde Le Grand RmX]

Sean Connery

More and more men are agreeing that women beg for a good slap now and then.

wolfe said:

Ah yes, good times. Sparkling dialog. Guns. Cowboys. What more could one want in a movie?

Titties!