Comments on: Dick’s Die Hard 4 Review

By: Diehard4hater

Diehard4hater — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:14:47 +0000

Die Hard 4 sucks. Bruce Willis surfing a jet plane??!?!??! WTF is this?

By: Kriss

Kriss — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:33:01 +0000

No it doesnt, fuck off. 300 fucking kicks ass and every die hard is a manly action packed adventure full of manly goodness. Great review dick keep up the manly work!

By: Daniel

Daniel — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:28:10 +0000

I couldn’t understand some parts of this article s Die Hard 4 Review, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.

By: kristina

kristina — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:10:07 +0000

actually Dick…i really enjoyed 300 and die hard 4…they were so fucking awesome!!!!

ooopps i forgot my opinion doesnt count…

By: Banzai

Banzai — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:35:58 +0000

Come to the coast, have a few laughs. I can’t wait to see it either. Maybe tomorrow. I’m nowhere near fifty-five, but I look like an old fuck and as a result, always get the senior discount (fuken-gruven).

Die Hard 1-3 are classics. anything Bruce Willis is in is great. He’s Da-Man!

Why don’t you show me some professional courtesy? You want professional courtesy, Fuck You!

I love it.

I was out and about late the other night to get tickets for Die Hard 4. as I got closer to the theater, I saw a line a mile long serpentine into the parking lot, Holy-Fuck I thought (thought it was for DH-4), but was relieved to see it was only for Harry Pecker, er um, Harry Potter.

I remember a line like that at the Pussy-Cat theater in the ’70s for “Devil in Miss Jones” (kids today have their priorities all screwed up).

Dick, I know you’re a regular Siskel & ebert (Or just Siskel, didn’t Ebert croak while slipping on a wet slimy porn theater floor and bonk his head or something?)

I’ll take your word for it because your manstincts are never wrong.

Adios Mother F____r!

-Banzai

By: diamatik

diamatik — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 15:07:34 +0000

I just saw the movie last night. Loved it. The action just jumped off the screen and hit me in the face, leaving me with a warm fuzzy feeling all over whilst raising my adrenaline, and I was truly grateful.

I guess that’s how your woman feels when you’ve just given her a facial shot.

By: Necroswordsman

Necroswordsman — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:48:13 +0000

Devek said: Murder is a woman's right. http://newsok.com/article/3069758

Send the bitch down I say.

By: Devek

Devek — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:30:07 +0000

Murder is a woman’s right.
http://newsok.com/article/3069758

Hernandez told police she used methamphetamine — usually by eating it — two or three times a month, including the day before she went to a local hospital to give birth, according to a police report.
“This is the most serious case of child abuse you can imagine, when the child actually dies,” Prater said. “This is clearly a murder, in my opinion.”
Shellow and fellow Milwaukee attorney Jim Dixon took on Hernandez’s case after being approached by the National Advocates for Pregnant Women, a New York-based group devoted to protecting the rights of pregnant women, particularly low-income and minority mothers with drug problems.
Director Lynn Paltrow has urged health care providers, child advocates and community volunteers to join in a letter-writing campaign to protest the charge against Hernandez.

By: wolfe

wolfe — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 20:56:14 +0000

Speaking of Sean Connery...

sonyad said: But their ass usually does.

I am reminded of Sean Connery's immortal line from Goldfinger:

James Bond: [speaking to a woman, and slapping her ass] Run along now, man talk...

It took the genius of Tucker Max to equal this:

The day dragged by as we nursed Coronas and watched James Bond films. Our favorite was "Gold Finger" because of the scene where Sean Connery is with some girl at the pool, and when some other agent comes along to talk to him, Sean smacks her on the ass, and tells her to "...run along now. Man talk." JonBenet bet me I wouldn't do this to Katy at the reception. I'm sorry, did you just call out Tucker Max? About disrespecting a whore? My friends know how to push my buttons, so fasten your seatbelts folks, good times are ahead... Everyone poured into the reception area, and once the crowd was large enough, it was time to settle the bet. I was in a group with JonBenet, PWJ, ECredit and Hate. Katy came up and started talking to the group. After about ten minutes, JonBenet and I exchanged glances, I slapped her on the ass, and said: "Run along baby. It's time for Man-Talk. Thankfully, my friends held it together. She gave a slightly hurt look, an "OK," and walked off. They all immediately broke down laughing... For a while. Though it was funny at the time, this one act set off a remarkable chain reaction, catapulting Katy out of the "random whore" category and into the "remarkable whore" category, and leading all the way to this story.

-wolfe

By: Necroswordsman

Necroswordsman — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 20:11:43 +0000

I think Die Hard 2 was better than Die Hard. And whats this bullshit about Bruce Willis bieng too old? Look at fucking Jack Nicholson, he is old but he is still an awesome actor along with Christopher Lee.

By: fred

fred — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:38:20 +0000

hell yer,

By: sonyad

sonyad — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 23:07:56 +0000

MansVoice said: [...]Not all women deserve[...]

But their ass usually does. - Camille Jones - The Creeps [Fedde Le Grand RmX]

By: MansVoice

MansVoice — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 21:35:02 +0000

Watched it a while back. Not all women deserve a slap but feminists? Hell yeah.

By: Billy

Billy — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 21:27:21 +0000

Check this video Sean Connery More and more men are agreeing that women beg for a good slap now and then.

By: diamatik

diamatik — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:35:48 +0000

wolfe said: Ah yes, good times. Sparkling dialog. Guns. Cowboys. What more could one want in a movie?

Titties!

By: wolfe

wolfe — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:58:37 +0000

Hans Gruber: But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he’s John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon?
John McClane: Was always kinda’ partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherf—–.

Ah yes, good times. Sparkling dialog. Guns. Cowboys. What more could one want in a movie?
-wolfe

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:01:31 +0000

This article reminds me of a holloween man-party I attended a few years ago where the manliest costume of the night happened to be John McClane. Oh yeah, thats right. And he became even more manly when he became extremely drunk and started shooting everyone at the party. But because he was a man he forsaw that this might happen so luckily they were just BB’s. So along with you Dick I cannot wait to see this movie.

By: diamatik

diamatik — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:37:49 +0000

Hans Gruber: I thought I told all of you, I want radio silence until further... John McClane: Ooooh, I'm very sorry Hans. I didn't get that message. Maybe you should've put it on the bulletin board. I figured since I've waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I decided to give you a call. Hans Gruber: Eh, that's... very kind of you, considering you are a mysterious party crasher. You are most troublesome, for a security guard. John McClane: Bzzzt. Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?