The Disney Princesses Are Whores
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Little boys have fantastic role models — the best in the world actually. Steve McQueen, Ty Cobb, Hercules “Rowdy” Roddy Piper; all of them great men of integrity and dignity. And that’s exactly what the little boys who worship them become: great men of integrity and dignity.
Indiana Jones never aborted anything because he couldn’t hold a job that paid more than minimum wage. What would they call that installment exactly? Indiana Jones in the Welfare Miscarriage.
That would be a short fucking movie.
Women have horrible role models. One of their biggest is Paris Hilton believe it or not. She teaches them that drunk driving isn’t as dangerous as everyone says, racism is okay as long as you don’t think the camera is on, and blowjobs will make you famous.
The odds of a blowjob making you famous are like a trillion to one. Bad role model.
Women are likewise obsessed with the Disney Princesses. Sleeping Beauty is their John McClane, and Tinkerbelle is their Nicolas Cage. Disney’s stable of Princesses generate over 3 billion dollars a year in lunch pails, shitty coloring books, and Cinderella outfits that a woman I took to Disneyland one time wouldn’t try on because the biggest size they had was “youth medium”.
Well no shit the biggest size they have is a “youth medium”. Princesses are supposed to hit a treadmill every now and again.
Snow White
Snow White is exactly what happened to women.
At some point in history, women were all perfectly happy living perfectly fantastic lives with perfectly reasonable responsibilities: clean, cook, shut the fuck up. Then a bitter old hag (Mary Wollstonecraft) came along and shoved an apple poisoned with equality down their throats. In the Disney movie, a man comes along and wakes Snow White up from her silly and stupid dreams using some magic pills a wizard gave him or something. I don’t remember the movie because I haven’t seen it since I accidentally watched it at a dentist’s office about a decade ago. I preferred the drill. The point is, in real life, women didn’t wake up. Their mindless sleep turned into nightmares of worthless degrees, “business cleavage”, and reports they could barely hold right-side up let alone understand.
Cinderella
Oh boy, was she a whore. What women who worship Cinderella don’t realize is that they’re actually worshiping the shame they have for their perverted sexual fantasies. Cinderella wasn’t running away from a prince at midnight because she was poor. What woman gives a fuck about being poor? They all spend money they don’t have anyway. You can’t be poor when someone’s always willing to credit your ass.
Cinderella was running away because midnight marks the beginning of “business time”, and that meant her crude, womanly desires for sexual satisfaction were about to take hold of her mind like the jaws of a dead rat. Ever met a woman who’s favorite position isn’t doggy style? I rest my case.
A woman being poor is like secretly replacing her birth control with Spanish Fly. Every guy with two nickels to rub together turns her into Lady Godiva. Why isn’t Lady Godiva a Disney Princess? Is she not enough of a whore?
Sleeping Beauty
This one is goldbricking par excellence. I don’t remember the guy’s name from this movie, but if I had to guess, it would be Prince Who Has a Dick And Went Through a Lot of Bullshit To Get Here Today. No woman can make it past the age of five without learning that lesson and this Disney princess is why.
Slaying a dragon can eat a dick. In some parts of the world, women will fuck you for helping her move a sofa. These parts of the world are found anywhere not covered in water.
The One From Beauty and the Beast
Teaching young girls that looks don’t matter and that personality does, is basically teaching them that looks don’t matter and that money does. What’s on the inside counts? Bullshit. What’s on the inside of his wallet you mean. If that ugly fucking baboon didn’t have a castle and talking flatware, a Disney “princess” would not have given a shit about getting to know his furry ass.
That’s the definition of a whore.
Ariel
Nice sea shells by the sea shore. It’s obvious to me that all women from 12-15 are taking life lessons from The Little Mermaid. Those lessons are: dress as provocatively as possible and while doing so, sink your father into so much fucking debt with your bullshit delusions you call “dreams”, he has to sell his soul to haul you out. In real life, the IRS is an evil half-woman, half-octopus with ten million tentacles and the voice of a drag queen.
Men are better than women.
Jasmine
When I saw the adverts for this film, I remember thinking to myself, “Jesus, that cartoon is wearing lingerie.”
You can buy that lingerie at Disneyland. However, it only comes in a “youth medium”.
Pocahontas
The real tale of Pocahontas is one rich in pedophilia. That may be okay for women and their lack of morality, but as a man, pedophilia is something I’m dead-set against.
When I saw Rocky for the first time, I went home and started training to become a boxer. I did the same thing when I saw Turner and Hooch. Thank God little girls are too fucking dumb to use the internet. If they weren’t, they’d hop off the couch after a viewing of their favorite Pocahontas DVD only to read a sordid tale of pedophilia and Indian Slavery. Nice job, moms. Next time just pop in the directors cut of Eraserhead. At least that movie doesn’t get any more gruesome.
Mulan
Mulan was about a girl who joined the army. I can’t think of a worse role model for little girls. If I had a daughter, I would rather her watch the E! True Hollywood Story of Jenna Jameson than get the wacky idea she should be joining the armed forces at any point. I don’t care how many ethnically stereotypical magical dragons she has on her side, a woman in the army always does more harm than good — and usually does more troops than harm.
The Frog Princess, AKA The Black One
What does Disney’s new black princess hope to teach? That being black makes you a princess? I’m pretty fucking sure black women already got that memo.
Tinkerbelle
I knew a girl in high school who had a Tinkerbelle tattoo. Last I heard, she had Herpes and two kids. I have no idea in what order they came, but I do know that the Tinkerbelle tattoo came first.
Alice in Wonderland
Alice is not a Disney princess and the reason why will shock the shit out of you.
Alice is a man.
Alice is a man like Wonderland is women. Jowly leviathan’s threatening to chop off your body parts because you won’t play their bullshit games, completely insane fuckheads celebrating nothing and making no goddamn sense no matter what they say or what you ask them, disappearing assholes with upside down smiley faces and broom-headed pricks coming along at any moment and erasing the path you were taking; I couldn’t imagine a more fitting description for women and their constant tyranny of nonsense and childish, short-sighted sadism. Lewis Carrol was thinking exactly that when he wrote Alice in Wonderland in the 1800’s.
If I had a daughter, I would never force this kind of saccharine bone meal down her throat. My rumpus room DVD player would play only hours of recorded Dr. Laura broadcasts and the episode of Star Trek when Kirk kissed Ohuru.
Men are better than women.
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July 30th, 2007 at 4:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
This is your best article ever, Dick. Brilliant!
July 30th, 2007 at 4:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf1c132f6631e
Podcasts with manly voices FTW.
Besides, this article deals with something I find very interesting, in a way I could not see anyone else do it.
You truly are “the” man, Dick.
Keep it up (if it can’t get better of course - We will see :D)
July 30th, 2007 at 5:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 698b71dd462c9
Dick, I’m really impressed. Excellent essay. I have three sons, and like most families we had Disney movies in the house to entertain the wee ones while the grown ups were doing chores.
On one hand, it makes me glad I never had a daughter because I would have had to constantly retrain her from the idiocy of her own biological imperatives and from the insidious messages she would have absorbed from the media.
Then again, her brothers would have been too manly to let a little Disney princess survive in our house. They would have tormented her until she gave up any vestige of “chicky” behavior, and the world would have been a better place.
Thanks for the post, Dick.
July 30th, 2007 at 5:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 790eab6c76479
Brilliant!
July 30th, 2007 at 7:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2dc7d33608540
Hahaaaaa!!! That was fucking awesome. All I have to say is keep the podcasts coming.
You do sound younger than I imagined. Could this be because you are not a woman and therefore aren’t worried about what old-timer millionaire you’re going to rip off next?
July 30th, 2007 at 8:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 635bdc781f785
excellent! great audio and smooth sounding voice. dick, r u playin the piano in the background?
can’t wait for wednessday’s post
July 30th, 2007 at 8:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: afe782277e518
This is hysterical!!! Maybe you should send this entry to Disney. We can only hope the next princesses will be Drama Queen, Little Hypochondriac Bitch, Miss Mood-Swings and Sweet EZ Ass.
Instead of happy endings with Mr good looking fat wallet they should show said princesses with 5 kids from different fathers living off of food stamps.
July 30th, 2007 at 8:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 51f86d6005c2d
Very nice article. The wording “Click below to get Dick in your Ear” is kind of unfortunate though unless you are a woman.
July 30th, 2007 at 8:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: fbd71ab795d7d
Excellent podcast, Dick! And, I’m glad to see your stance against the Princess Manifesto that so many women seem to follow…about time,too! There really are too many Beautys going for the Beasts.
July 30th, 2007 at 9:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 75e08daf4c4cb
Oh, man, Dick. That’s hysterical! Haven’t listened to the podcast yet, but I will. I keep leaving my ipod at work, can’t get enough uninterrupted time at home.
P.S. Did you hear? Paris got disinherited by her grandfather.
P.P.S. You forgot to mention Lindsay Lohan as a role model. I wish I could be JUST like her!
July 30th, 2007 at 10:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: e13e8557edb62
Dick,
Outstanding podcast!!
Bravo.
July 30th, 2007 at 11:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
There is a God.
-Dick
July 30th, 2007 at 11:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 71d0be43b04c7
There is a God.
-Dick
I know what my next conversation-starter is going to be.
July 30th, 2007 at 11:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
Yes.
-Dick
July 30th, 2007 at 11:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: f618d3a941f24
Many Manpoints to ya Dick!
excellent idea….
July 31st, 2007 at 12:39 am - IP Man-Hash: acd0eedbf59f7
That was some truly epic Dick. I was hoping my girlfriend would come home while I was listening to it - I’ll have to wait and play it again for her benefit. The podcast adds a level of manly class that can only be achieved by a perfect delivery and well-placed piano. Good work.
July 31st, 2007 at 12:52 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
That’s how I roll, Alexander.
-Dick
July 31st, 2007 at 3:15 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
It’s even darker in audio. Fluoxetine hydrochloride is your friend.
July 31st, 2007 at 3:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 4e57454571650
HAHA! sweet! although i never pictured dicks voice sounding like that… although i have never seen a picture of him the voice still somehow surprised me!
July 31st, 2007 at 6:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 51f86d6005c2d
Didn’t have time to listen to the podcast this morning as I had to head out to work. Very nicely narrated with classy music in the background.
July 31st, 2007 at 7:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 3ed771da08c37
Dick, this is brilliant, and I salute you good sir.
July 31st, 2007 at 11:39 am - IP Man-Hash: fc01662acac84
that was MANTASTIC!
July 31st, 2007 at 11:52 am - IP Man-Hash: f618d3a941f24
The resident wacko returns just in time to have her princess mentality stepped on.
July 31st, 2007 at 12:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Dick excellent job. I’ll shoot you a PM asking some questions about what you used technically.
Great piano, that really added to it.
The voice wasn’t quite what I expected, but after listening to it for 3 minutes, it just clicked. The voice is Dick.
Well enunciated and very clear.
Is there a way of downloading the MP3’s?
-wolfe
July 31st, 2007 at 2:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Yar, Alice in Wonderland has always been my favourite children’s book. Sometimes I still read it. You didn’t mention the Wizard of Oz but I’m glad because that book was scary.
July 31st, 2007 at 3:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 21753cfb49259
Fuck, that was the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my entire fucking life. hahahahah. Awesome Dick.
July 31st, 2007 at 3:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Dorothy wasn’t a princess, and Oz isn’t Disney. What this means is that the Wizard of Oz doesn’t fit any of the two criteria needed to be included on this list.
Let me explain further,
Cause: Meeting any of the two criteria
Effect: Being on the list
Logic: Having one or more of the characteristics earns a spot on the list. Having neither means exclusion
Now, I wouldn’t have to explain this to any man, because we automatically use the manpower we have (also known as brains) to deduce this ourselves. As for women …
July 31st, 2007 at 4:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3ebc745a0a502
…
*claps wildly* FUCKING HELL DICK THAT WAS COMPLETELY AWESOME!!!!
It’s like I’ve always been saying, Disney does shit animted movies. Pirates of the carribean? Excellent movies. Their rendition of 20 thousand leagues was also good.
Alice on wonderland? Fucking hell. I do believe Walt Disney was manly and deserves to be mentioned and remember, but nowadays. Fuck, take the hint.
Dick, I believe that while the Alice in Disney’s version fitted your description, Lewis Carrol wrote more deeper stuff. It wasn’t just nonsense(I’m talking about the original book), it was an insight into how children view the world and how it psychologically affected them.
Book was cool, movie was complete fucking shit.
And the way you did the podcast? Superbly masterful my good man. Will you allow us to add some of our own sort of podcasts? It could be a whole new forum.
-Necroswordsman.
August 1st, 2007 at 9:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 66d38a12d22d6
Unfortunatly, even her grandfather couldn’t put a stop to Paris’ new music CD. Honestly, even a small dose of reality might actually kill her.
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:24 am - IP Man-Hash: c72d3d7fa1251
You’re right about the lack of “proper” role models for women.
Last night at the check out stand I mentioned to my wife that this was the case - we both were having a laugh at the magazines on the rack, stuffed with shots of a fat Brittney, a passed-out Lindsey, and some scorned pig whose name I cannot remember. My wife looked at the ground, and agreed: it’s really the case.
To be fair, men have had their share of drugged-out idols, such as Elvis, Keith Richards, Jim Morrison, Hunter Thompson, etc.
But, man, those dudes rocked and had something to say. Made a contribution, which continues to this day.
Twenty years from now I cannot see anybody recalling Brittney’s contribution (except for that great and hilarious ass shot when she was climbing into the back of the SUV!), let alone her name.
I just cannot understand why so much attention is devoted to this stuff?
I guess women buy this stuff and so it makes sense to sell it.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 2c8448dad3d5f
I was waiting to board a plane last weekend, and this woman was reading one of these magazine tabloid things. She was poring over it as if it were a book on nuclear physics, and she was stranded at Three Mile Island.
I walked around behind her to see what was such gripping reading, and it was a page of photos captioned “Celebrities are Just Like Us!”
The photos below showed celebrities engaged in various normal activities, with captions underneath like this:
“They Bite Their Fingernails!”
“They Love Fro-Yo!”
“They Share Their Sweets!”
and so on and so forth. It was at that point where I wished that the MABTW book was already published, and I had a copy in my hand. That way, I could sit down next to her and passers-by could take in the sight and agree that Men Are Better Than Women.
P.S.: Whoever came up with the word “fro-yo” needs to step forward. Your ass and my foot have some things they need to work out.
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: d5ba85ef26b4e
Der Ubermensch, I loved your “Ps” comment!
August 4th, 2007 at 4:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 44b312286cfee
hahaha
August 5th, 2007 at 5:31 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
I’m guessing this attack Disney post is part of a boycott because Disney funds Planned Parenthood, an organisation that allows abortions? I didn’t realise you were a member of Life Decisions International, Dick. Perhaps you should make your political agenda a little clearer, though I guess it is there for those who care to see.
August 5th, 2007 at 7:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 66d38a12d22d6
@Female…Why should he make his political agenda clearer? His political stance on abortion has nothing to do with what he wrote. He was talking about disney characters being poor role models.
Now that we’re on the subject… as far as abortion goes, I’m pro-abortion. Unfortunatly, trying to abort an 18-23 year old baby IS considered murder worldwide, so I guess that’s out. My stance is technically pro-choice, but even I realize that the whole abortion thing would never have even been brought up if women we’re smart enough to take appropriate precautions.
Before you say a thing by the way, I understand mitigating circumstances like rape. Hence the “pro-choice”.
August 5th, 2007 at 7:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 66d38a12d22d6
And once again, before you say anything, ladies, remember: I’m generalizing on the abortion subject. It’s innopropriate and impolite to throw in countless pages of info and opinions when it’s not your webpage.
August 5th, 2007 at 7:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Behold thy future, feminist:
Clearly, men are better than women.
August 5th, 2007 at 10:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Sonyad, I don’t think so. The woman is too hardcore, even for me.
August 6th, 2007 at 6:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 576202da90258
Such a typical (and not atypical) feminist.
August 6th, 2007 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 42c969685cd0a
What the fuck? Dick’s article is about Disney princesses being whores. How the hell did it become something about abortion?
Female, shut the fuck up if you can’t say anything clever.
August 6th, 2007 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: c72d3d7fa1251
Well, that’s the whole point, no?
August 9th, 2007 at 2:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 6b5d8a918eeec
The whole point is to just talk about the article. Dick has one on abortion too.
August 9th, 2007 at 3:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 71d0be43b04c7
So this is what we’re going against? Sluts who bitch about aborting their own children because they dare to show any male traits? Who force them to recite feminist propaganda?
This has to be the only large-scale good versus evil, pure versus tainted struggles I’ve seen in my life. Feminists are disgusting, and sluts dare to even raise their voice against us. I never knew that this was actually what a majority of girls held true - no wonder I don’t have any rights! I can’t even look at a nice set of tits which some prude-slut brandishes right in my face! Never again will I pity a woman, domestic or foreign, who faces a situation with a logical, conclusive solution. It’s your problem now, slut.
August 9th, 2007 at 10:35 am - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab
You are a fucking moron.
August 9th, 2007 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 84f51b832bd91
Your cunt smells like the beach vomited.
August 9th, 2007 at 2:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: acef32d684742
rofl
August 9th, 2007 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: acef32d684742
She probably looks like a beach whale too!
August 9th, 2007 at 3:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6b5d8a918eeec
I agree. You are.
August 10th, 2007 at 5:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b0b9a4016949
OUT-FUCKIN-STANDING Dick! It was hysterical being as my daughter unfortunately lives with her “Disney-Princess” Mom who, like the whores that the disney princesses are, lives off of welfare, my child-support, her pussy-ass husband and no less her Mom who taught her to be the Gold digging whore that she is. Happy end to that story was as soon as I kicked the money grubbing whore to the side I rocketed into the best I.T. jobs of my life. Luckily, I’m slowly turning my daughter into what otherwise would be a mirror image of her Grandma and Mother who as stated above are money-grubbing whores. Incidentally, Disney isn’t at all what it used to be. With the majority of the women that work there being sluts (I know from personal experience), dykes and feminists who run disneyland like it’s the “happiest place on earth” when instead they (like all the creepy villians in the cartoons) run the place like it’s a child-labor shoe-factory in Malaysia working poor college students 14 hour days and paying them nickels and dimes. I had the displeasure of working for these cunts for a mere 3 months many years back and got fired for doing my active duty training in Pendleton every two weeks by a dyke cunt who looked like a fuckin Walrus. Looking forward to next week’s posting!
- Sgt. Reyes
August 10th, 2007 at 6:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
Why are women you’d like to fuck “whores,” “cunts,” or “sluts,” and women you don’t want to fuck “dykes,” “lezbos,” and “feminists”? Isn’t there anything inbetween a brainless fuck-toy you’d have to pay to lay and a hairy-pitted bra-burner that wouldn’t give you the time of day?
Obviously, you haven’t been out of your basement in a while. I’ll ask your mom to unlock the door.
August 10th, 2007 at 6:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: a41caf4a68abe
J just fuck off and kill yourself.
Your little fucking gutter mouth and impotent intelligence isn’t going to save or convert any one here, just cement their hate.
August 10th, 2007 at 7:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b0b9a4016949
I don’t even allow J to cement anything. My mother hasn’t been near me since I was 16 I joined the Marines when I was 17. As for me getting laid? I don’t think I even need to comment on that since it’s fucking daily. I’m lucky I have women around that know how to shut the fuck up which obviously you don’t. Your lack of intelligence is would best be displayed on “Are you smarter than a 1st grader” a new show I’m sure you will find will send you running back to school. I hear they even have tests on how to give the right answer in the kindergarten library. Go there please start from scratch then come back to this site when you’ve got something better to do then amaze us all with your stupidity.
August 10th, 2007 at 7:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: fc79c683fa180
Hey! You’re a poet and didn’t know it!
Sorry, did you have a point?
August 13th, 2007 at 1:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 55a2deacff73d
I love this article, however to who ever wrote it, you keep saying “if i had a daught” which imply’s you are most likly not married, and have you ever wondered why? Just throwing it out there but it could have somthing to do with you pig headedness. anyway love the articles keep it up and good luck with the whole love thing in your life
August 13th, 2007 at 2:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: acef32d684742
Love? As in the love of a woman? Ha, the most you can get from a woman can be bought on many city streets after dark.
August 13th, 2007 at 2:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: a41caf4a68abe
Love to a woman means accepting her fucking other men as a “human foible” and equal to dragging mud into the house.
You keep it.
August 20th, 2007 at 11:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8e3d26d9d9da5
100% true and the one about the frog princess is so funny!
August 21st, 2007 at 6:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 54d77e48b882e
Then we’d be covered in layers and layers of cement here.
Doubt it.
August 24th, 2007 at 4:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0e461adad7360
Hahahahahahhahah… okay, okay… I’ll give you credit… this one was fucking hilarious.
(Just out of curiosity… what kind of normally functioning 15-year-old has Ariel as a role model?)
December 12th, 2007 at 6:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Paris Hilton is not girls role models
I personally think that she is useless and has done nothing to society except embarrass women.
Just to clue you in Dick, girls stop looking up to Snow White when they are 7-years-old
December 12th, 2007 at 6:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46bafd48af0c5
No normally functioning girl at the age of 15 has Ariel as a role model…lol
I’m 13, and like Hilary said, I grew out of fairytale fantasies when I was 7, mabye even younger.
December 12th, 2007 at 8:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 719598e0e0873
If you are 13 and on this website you should go tell your parents that you are a bad girl.
What the hell? Don’t parents watch their kids anymore?
December 12th, 2007 at 8:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46bafd48af0c5
First of all, who in their right mind would go up to their parents and say “I have been a bad girl”. Second of all, there is no one to watch me, because my dad works all the time, and my mom had a stroke two years ago, and can not walk.
December 17th, 2007 at 3:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ace054919063
1. Never trust anyone who keeps ketchup packets from MacDonalds in their refridgerator.*
2. Never trust anyone who has Tinkerbelle tattoos/jewelry/bags/etc. on their person on a daily basis.*
3. Never trust anyone who wears Looney Tunes charachters in street clothes on their clothing*
*This includes getting in an operable car with said person.
May 10th, 2008 at 6:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 699d692f42676
Right on, Dick! The Disney Princesses are whores and a lot of women in their 20s can’t get enough of them.
When I was on Work Placement for a university course, the female staff members in one department had Disney Princess stickers, tissue boxes and other knick-knacks on their computers and their desks. To top that off, they also had two posters for the Disney film “Enchanted” on the wall, which really validated what the guys on the anti-feminist/MGTOW websites said in regards to women viewing themselves as “princesses” that expect a Prince Charming to come along and save them from their shitty lives and jobs.
Keep spreading the good word, Dick. I salute you!
Jason.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
this disey stuff was damn funny…….what wonderful ideas dick gets in his head……..i bet dick cant do better than this…….this article was too funny…..sad little dick….keep writting…
May 13th, 2008 at 6:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
disney*