Does This Girlfriend Come with a Gift Receipt?
Women love shopping as much as men love not shopping. You can tell because everything in the world of wares caters to a woman’s sensibilities. Walk into a department store and see for yourself. Do you see any signs anywhere? Do you see a giant neon sign that says: “Bathrooms Are Right the Fuck HERE!”? There’s also no alcohol and I guarantee you don’t know where the fucking door is. That’s because women hate that manner of shit.
The whole process of shopping is supposed to leave you drained, late, and (most importantly) feeling like you’ve accomplished something noble and epic when in fact all you did was go return some shitty presents that your girlfriend or wife (or both) gave you.
Women love shopping for the same reasons that men love women: it wastes their time. That’s why shopping malls are built like casinos. There’s no escape and no kind of landmarks. It’s like being trapped in a half-finished M.C. Escher painting where someone forgot to draw the ledge you want to jump off of. Surely with all that practice shopping and thinking about shopping women should be able to navigate the marketplace like a trained dog, but that assumption has fooled me and many a man many a time.
Women don’t know shit about shopping. They have no plan of attack and no philosophy. That’s why whenever you go into a store with one to buy a crappy present for her best friend’s wedding, you always end up in the purse section or the discount rack even though it was decided to get her a set of wine glasses well before hand. At least that’s what I hear happens.
Men do not shop. It’s true — even when we’re shopping that’s not what we’re doing. That’s why you shouldn’t judge a man on what he’s doing. He could be up to all kinds of other shit at the same time that you’re not aware of. That’s the man way.
Men are hunters and gatherers. We do not wander aimlessly about waiting for some trinket to catch our fancy. Absolutely no fucking way. We’re in, we’re out, and everyone goes home happy because they haven’t wasted half of the goddamn day playing princess and dress-up. I read an article about this recently that had some interesting things to say on the subject.
1. Men’s heart-rates increase at the moment of purchase — “The Modern Kill”.
2. Women have glitter and sawdust for brains.
I feel bad for women sometimes. And I’m talking about pity here, more than usual. They can’t even get good at the thing they love to do most: spending money. Then I remember that if women had it their way, I would be strung up by a noose and beaten like a piñata until the money that I’m made of started shooting all over the place like a sprinkler. Then I don’t feel so bad.
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lol being the Woman that I am, I chose to ignore that. As if a man can tell ME what I can and cannot read. I think not
“Woman” is definitely a woman. Only a female could be so completely wrong about everything.
As well as being too dumb to read the sign: “No Women Allowed”. That means you, woman.
I guess I’ll have to be a little more specific because obviously you can’t wrap your tiny brain around what I meant. The CONTENT of this site has proven My point.
I’ve read lots of places that people who don’t like themselves put others down to make themselves feel better, which is totally obvious in this case. I’m sure all the men who are FOR this site have been used or abused in some way by a Woman. Rather than hating Women for it, you should thank them/Us. If you aren’t being used by a Woman, then you’re completely useless.
later weaklings
“a Female Supremacist believes all Women are Superior to all men. lol - and the mere existance of this website just proves My point more.”
Men are BETTER than women dot com…
If it proved your point, wouldn’t it be womenarebetterthanmen.com?
I’ll say one thing for you. Your completely logical idiocy has my brain tied in knots. Good job.
no tech it ISN’T the same thing. a Feminist believes that all men and Women are equal… a Female Supremacist believes all Women are Superior to all men. lol - and the mere existance of this website just proves My point more.
I’d pay to see “dick” brought to his knees by a REAL Woman.
see ya bitches
“I personally, am not a feminist, rather a Female Supremacist…”
Erm… Isn’t that the same thing?
You’re a Female Supremacist? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
-Dick
Asking if you were gay was in no way meant to be offensive at all, or to say that being gay was distasteful, I was just curious.
I personally, am not a feminist, rather a Female Supremacist. I don’t believe in the equality for men and Women, I believe men are infact, inferior to Women. And you all may not hate Women, but some, well most of the things you all say here seem to point toward the fact that you all do hate Women. Constantly putting down & making rude comments. So maybe you don’t hate Women, but to ME it seems that you do.
Shame is the name of the game for feminists alright, tech. It’s what they live in and it’s the only language they speak. The disturbing part is their hatred of homosexuals and women. Why else would they try to humiliate their enemies by labeling them as such.
Feminists fill the world with hate. They could not a picked a more appropriate moniker.
-Dick
ignominy.
And where’s my penis joke, woman ?
Woman Says: “I’m curious, are you by any chance gay? I’m asking because if you hate Us so much why would one such as yourself have sex with a Female?”
Typical defensive reaction for a femiskank. When confronted about any double-standards or illogical behavior on their part which has no justification, they tend to try shaming their detractors into silence or appeasement. Failing that, they will usually revert to challenging one’s manhood. Right out of the Entitlement princess/Feminist Skank textbook.
Dick, I think the candy bar analogy provides a perfectly accurate and healthy view of women, but I think it’s one that leaves a slight hole for women and feminists to poke at. I understand their infinite ignorance is nothing to fear, but purely in the interest of a smoother process for shutting them up, I’d suggest a different one. The “argument” I foresee is that while women may act like non-members of the moral community, much like candy bars and animals, they will at times exhibit sporadic periods of logical thought. Of course, they will jump on these anomalies and call them evidence. I think a better comparison is to a person with a congenital affliction. They’re born a woman and it’s not their fault so we can’t blame them and while at certain points they might seem normal, they’re completely crippled by it.
That’s one of the many problems with you women, Woman. You think a known superiority — a “betterness”, translates to hate. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Men are also better than a Snickers Bar, but I don’t hate a Snickers Bar. In fact, whenever I find myself in the mood for one, I take it. Women are exactly the same.
-Dick
“Woman”, first, why do you feel hated? I think it may well be some lack in yourself rather than anything here. (You do know, that if you followed the instructions, you should not be reading or posting here. Additionally, no one here “hates” women. We simply acknowledge basic facts)
Second, why the apparent distaste on your part for gays? (You raise it as a matter of implied opprobrium). I myself am cheerfully (and resignedly) heterosexual, but to each his own.
I’m curious, are you by any chance gay? I’m asking because if you hate Us so much why would one such as yourself have sex with a Female?
Yes I too thought that part was the most interesting, Wolfe. It seems to me that women shop in 5 stages.
1. The glance (she is purchasing another item at this point.)
2. The check out (she is also likely returning the purchased item)
3. The outside validation, in which a friend or consiglieri is involved.
4. The purchase.
5. The return.
And on and on and on.
-Dick
Interesting article, Dick. I liked the part
“More than half of women “frequently” return their purchases because they have changed their minds”
Women shop to spend men’s money, yes. But it’s not just that. Closer to the root is that they shop for validation. A woman wants to exhibit her relative lack of taste and common sense to all her friends and have them validate everything from her decision-making capabilities to her very existence. Since it’s difficult to validate what often isn’t there (the decision-making capability; it’s all too plain that women exist), she frequently is left with the realization that she’s made yet another dreadful error in the long list of dreadful errors that describe her life up until now.
So, she “frequently� returns the item because she “changed her mind�. Unfortunately, rather than learning from this experience (how like a woman), she goes on to shop yet again, thus perpetuating a miserable cycle of despair for herself and her closest friends.
Men, by contrast, as the article shows, shop because it’s a mission. Whether it’s acquiring a good rifle, a pickup truck, or a fine Chablis, there is a purpose for the item and a defined critical path: research, acquisition and use.
A man may well show a few of his purchase to his friends. Unlike the woman, he does not usually share his tastes in underwear, sexual aids, soaps, clothing or other personal sundries of life. These are matters of a personal, private nature and taste and a man properly recognizes that little can be gained since each man is slightly different with differing private tastes.
In his case, however, it’s not for validation of his existence, it’s for that most useful of reasons: to impart useful information. His friends can learn from his research: why an LCD television made more sense than a plasma TV; why steel-jacketed ammunition is usually to be eschewed. He in turn can learn from their experiences, and they can all have more beer. Or Chablis.
It’s obvious, really, when one listens to the conversations of men and women. Women chatter like birds. Sometimes the chatter is pleasing to the ear and melodious. To be sure, it lacks content, but can be pleasant in its way. Cute would be the word. Other times the chatter is like that of magpies: not just contentless and useless, but rude and abrasive. With men? Information is imparted.
I totaly agree with you man!!! You are so right. I had the same thing happen to me ten years ago!
See ya