Does This Girlfriend Come with a Gift Receipt?
Women love shopping as much as men love not shopping. You can tell because everything in the world of wares caters to a woman’s sensibilities. Walk into a department store and see for yourself. Do you see any signs anywhere? Do you see a giant neon sign that says: “Bathrooms Are Right the Fuck HERE!”? There’s also no alcohol and I guarantee you don’t know where the fucking door is. That’s because women hate that manner of shit.
The whole process of shopping is supposed to leave you drained, late, and (most importantly) feeling like you’ve accomplished something noble and epic when in fact all you did was go return some shitty presents that your girlfriend or wife (or both) gave you.
Women love shopping for the same reasons that men love women: it wastes their time. That’s why shopping malls are built like casinos. There’s no escape and no kind of landmarks. It’s like being trapped in a half-finished M.C. Escher painting where someone forgot to draw the ledge you want to jump off of. Surely with all that practice shopping and thinking about shopping women should be able to navigate the marketplace like a trained dog, but that assumption has fooled me and many a man many a time.
Women don’t know shit about shopping. They have no plan of attack and no philosophy. That’s why whenever you go into a store with one to buy a crappy present for her best friend’s wedding, you always end up in the purse section or the discount rack even though it was decided to get her a set of wine glasses well before hand. At least that’s what I hear happens.
Men do not shop. It’s true — even when we’re shopping that’s not what we’re doing. That’s why you shouldn’t judge a man on what he’s doing. He could be up to all kinds of other shit at the same time that you’re not aware of. That’s the man way.
Men are hunters and gatherers. We do not wander aimlessly about waiting for some trinket to catch our fancy. Absolutely no fucking way. We’re in, we’re out, and everyone goes home happy because they haven’t wasted half of the goddamn day playing princess and dress-up. I read an article about this recently that had some interesting things to say on the subject.
1. Men’s heart-rates increase at the moment of purchase — “The Modern Kill”.
2. Women have glitter and sawdust for brains.
I feel bad for women sometimes. And I’m talking about pity here, more than usual. They can’t even get good at the thing they love to do most: spending money. Then I remember that if women had it their way, I would be strung up by a noose and beaten like a piñata until the money that I’m made of started shooting all over the place like a sprinkler. Then I don’t feel so bad.
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How can you tell when you have plugged a turkey? When it stops gobbling. So Reckless seems to have bagged himself one.
Wow, Reckless.
Awesome rant.
Another one bites the dust.
-Dick
Im not even going to waste MY time reading that boring shit. lol - I’ve grown bored with this site. you all are like a bunch of cave men or apes pounding your chests.
have lovely lives boys
Woman Says:
October 16th, 2005 at 9:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 58e65f40d4d8b
Have I given the impression that I am “riled up�?? That honestly wasn’t My intention. Just being honest and speaking MY mind as I often do.
As far as being an attention whore, I am Worshipped by a large number of submissive men, both locally as well as from around the world. So the attention of men like you all definately isn’t something I need, nor want. I simply expressed Myself, if you can’t handle a Woman expressing Herself, you’re shit outa luck and might as well off yourself now :)
xoxo
Apparently, if anyone here can’t handle someone speaking their mind, it’s you. See, the entire Western world is feminist: two femiskanks can congregate almost anywhere in the Western hemisphere, day or night, and start slandering a given man, and have a free pass at it, because she’s a woman. Not a single day goes by where you don’t read some biased news report or hear some news caster talking about how women are better than men in this, that, or the other area (all using slanted incomplete math, faulty logic, or just completely made up numbers). There’s also no shortage of websites that do nothing but dog and slander men, that women are welcomed and invited to. In short, you have the whole world in which to speak your mind and be heard.
But yet you come here, to an abode for men, to speak about men’s issues and rights, and insist on spewing your deragatory, man hating, anti human venom on anyone within range, and then have the gall to say that no one can take it when you speak _your_ mind. Listen up bitch, you don’t have a mind, you’re just another puppet who thinks that her pussy is the center of the universe, just like every other feminist author, and actor, and “activist,” out there. Even if, by some collossal underestimation by me and every other man here, it is discovered that you do indeed have a mind, the facts still remain that 1) the bullshit you’re selling is wrong, unfounded, and unsubstitainted. 2) no one here gives a shit, and you have much more receptive audiences elsewhere.
Your problem is that you, like many other women, can’t stand it that men can live in a universe without you, and do so happily. You can’t stand it that men are banding together to spread the idea that they don’t need a woman to validate or justify them, and that there is no feminine mystique, just bullshit and bullshit and more bullshit that isn’t worth putting up with. You can’t stand that there are men who aren’t buying what you’re selling, because you only have one thing to sell, and as more and more men are waking up and realizing that they can do that for themselves far better and more effectively than a woman can, you realize that you’re losing your grip on men who would have potentially brought into your shit. What you can’t stand is that men are actually calling you on your bullshit: women say that they don’t need a man, and men are starting to wake up and see that they don’t need women. The problem for you is that when a woman says she doesn’t need a man, she means that she doesn’t need a man so long as she has male friends picking up her slack, and men fixing her car, her house, and doing all the heavy work around the house. When a man says he doesn’t need a woman, that’s it: he doesn’t need any woman to do for him what he can do for himself, won’t beg another woman to do for him what he can do for himself, and furthermore is content to live without women, and enjoy his freedom. Very few women, save the ugly, mutated, hateful ones who weren’t getting laid anyway, can say that.
I really don’t see the problem here: for years women have been getting together in their knitting circles, talking about how bad men are, and how much they hate them, and men haven’t said two words about it. Now men have had enough, have left the dining room table, gone into the pool room with their buddies, and started talking about how to live their lives, and how women need not be a part of them. Suddenly women are outraged, and can’t take what they’ve been dishing out. Suddenly women can’t see a world without them. Too bad bitch, suck it up. I’m a man, I don’t need women, don’t like women, and don’t deal with women, and I’m missing nothing from my life. You want to be fishes without bicycles, fair enough. Don’t whine when the bicycles learn how to do without fish. Equality sucks, doesn’t it.
Reckless
Mancoat Member #594
I wasn’t talking to you, Courtney. That’s why I started my sentence with “Woman” instead of “Courtney”. For future reference, you’re not worth talking to, so I won’t ever be doing so.
-Dick
I have many friends, and I don’t have weird whorey internet relationships, and people killing themselves is sad.
And, considering my age, and the fact they have no reason to, this “Maury” show would never showcase me.
Some women are dumb bitches. But hey, some men are too.
Woman, let me see if I have this right. By the way I know I do. You don’t have any friends, you have only fetishist sexual relationships over the internet with “a large number” of different partners, and you think people killing themselves is a solution to differences of opinion?
I think I’ve seen you on Maury.
For those of you not familiar with daytime American TV, Maury is a show that frequently showcases dumb whores.
-Dick
Want women to love men?
Men like YOU?
Then start actually acting decently towards them.
Then maybe we wouldn’t think most of you are the pathetic cowards that you act like.
Using the internet as a front for all your crap. Give it a break. Obviously your life is so tragic that all you have to do is insult women. This proves that your just a prejudiced loser. People hate you. Even men hate you! Let’s face it, you hate yourself.
Haha.
I chose to ignore that comment tech, because it simply isn’t true. I dont like anyone enough to call them friends, and if I did it, wouldn’t be people who are like *that*.
No, “woman”, you don’t strike me as being “riled up”, but just a liar. I notice how you didn’t explain the unlikely contradiction I pointed out earlier. Let’s try to stay on topic, okay?
My question is if this bitch is supposedly worshiped around the world by submissive men around the world then why is this cunt wasting OUR time posting on this board. I bet this bitch is someone who weighs 240 lbs 5′2 and can’t get a man so she spends all day online looking for sites like these to argue with guys who don’t want shit to do with her. Lady go fuck yourself and get a life.
x0×0
Have I given the impression that I am “riled up”?? That honestly wasn’t My intention. Just being honest and speaking MY mind as I often do.
As far as being an attention whore, I am Worshipped by a large number of submissive men, both locally as well as from around the world. So the attention of men like you all definately isn’t something I need, nor want. I simply expressed Myself, if you can’t handle a Woman expressing Herself, you’re shit outa luck and might as well off yourself now :)
xoxo
So you’re a White Supremacist AND a “Female Supremacist”. How does it feel to know that most of your racist friends also preach the dogma of women being barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen? An ultra-right viewpoint on race coexisting with an extremely left-leaning view on gender? I do believe you have just contradicted yourself, and are therefore full of shit.
Fellas, this is what’s know as a TROLL, and she’s saying this stuff just to start some shit (and, as we all know, women are indeed the ultimate attention-whores).
Woman, if that’s even your real name, there’s no hate on this site. As dick said, none of us hate snickers bars. The reason women get riled about about this site is because it’s spewing so much truth it makes your head spin. We don’t get riled up when you say that “women are better than men” is because it’s ludicrous. Like saying that taffy isn’t delicious.
Woman, shouldn’t you be spelling it Womyn? Isn’t that how you crazy fucks have lexicographically shed the oppressive shackles of man? What a joke. Get a job.
-Dick
Yes, Yes I am a White Supremacist as well… for the most part. Few black Women are okay.
Shut up and get back in the kitchen?? LMFAO! I’ve never cooked for Myself, let alone a man. Is that all ya got? come on! that was totally weak!
Woman,
I wonder how convinced you are of the righteousness of this supposed superiority. You say you are a “Female Supremacist”. Let’s replace the word “female” with the word “white”; now you’re a Neo-Nazi! So, by extension, to say that your viewpoint is correct would also be a validation of racist bigotry, no? Both belief systems often work under the same train of logic.
You are not a “Female Supremacist”; you are a bigot. Instead of burning crosses, you burn bras. Instead of wearing white sheets, you wear capri pants and/or Birkenstocks. Of course I do not expect you to understand; like Chris Rock once said, “a woman isn’t going to let a little thing like LOGIC fuck up her argument.”
You should just shut up, get back in the kitchen, and finish making my sandwich.
I wouldn’t say it was gate, it’s more of a deep and sincere loathing.
Hate would be the next step that your working on.
lol being the Woman that I am, I chose to ignore that. As if a man can tell ME what I can and cannot read. I think not