Does This Girlfriend Come with a Gift Receipt?
Women love shopping as much as men love not shopping. You can tell because everything in the world of wares caters to a woman’s sensibilities. Walk into a department store and see for yourself. Do you see any signs anywhere? Do you see a giant neon sign that says: “Bathrooms Are Right the Fuck HERE!”? There’s also no alcohol and I guarantee you don’t know where the fucking door is. That’s because women hate that manner of shit.
The whole process of shopping is supposed to leave you drained, late, and (most importantly) feeling like you’ve accomplished something noble and epic when in fact all you did was go return some shitty presents that your girlfriend or wife (or both) gave you.
Women love shopping for the same reasons that men love women: it wastes their time. That’s why shopping malls are built like casinos. There’s no escape and no kind of landmarks. It’s like being trapped in a half-finished M.C. Escher painting where someone forgot to draw the ledge you want to jump off of. Surely with all that practice shopping and thinking about shopping women should be able to navigate the marketplace like a trained dog, but that assumption has fooled me and many a man many a time.
Women don’t know shit about shopping. They have no plan of attack and no philosophy. That’s why whenever you go into a store with one to buy a crappy present for her best friend’s wedding, you always end up in the purse section or the discount rack even though it was decided to get her a set of wine glasses well before hand. At least that’s what I hear happens.
Men do not shop. It’s true — even when we’re shopping that’s not what we’re doing. That’s why you shouldn’t judge a man on what he’s doing. He could be up to all kinds of other shit at the same time that you’re not aware of. That’s the man way.
Men are hunters and gatherers. We do not wander aimlessly about waiting for some trinket to catch our fancy. Absolutely no fucking way. We’re in, we’re out, and everyone goes home happy because they haven’t wasted half of the goddamn day playing princess and dress-up. I read an article about this recently that had some interesting things to say on the subject.
1. Men’s heart-rates increase at the moment of purchase — “The Modern Kill”.
2. Women have glitter and sawdust for brains.
I feel bad for women sometimes. And I’m talking about pity here, more than usual. They can’t even get good at the thing they love to do most: spending money. Then I remember that if women had it their way, I would be strung up by a noose and beaten like a piñata until the money that I’m made of started shooting all over the place like a sprinkler. Then I don’t feel so bad.
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Who cares about english? we all dont want to be teachers.
hell yeah i know what you mean when you write feeling bad for women
wow
some are so self-absorbed they have no way out of their own mess anymore!
imagine you have to wake up every morning like that!
sometimes i feel bad for them
on a side note…. their own fault
so dont shout over it
stores reflect this well
they have to sell you know
I believe that’s spam, but I can’t be arsed to look.
Spray bitchBgone…
Fuck off the site.
SotS,
As always, thank you.
Women are not “ladies” and science shows they never have been.
They don’t deserve anything - not even a door held open for them.
They say they want to be equal to men, I say lets grab them by the hair and kick them in the ass, right into the real world where men live and die protecting their spoiled asses. Then they will know the reality of the world - the brutal reality men and boys have always known.
You have failed to prove you are better at anything.
It’s apparent that this happy meal is short a few fries and a apple pie leaving only one sad sack.
BMU’s insights are powerful.
“only the alpha male is “worthyâ€? of sex with her - and only until he can pay the price. And when she’s done with him he’ll be killed in the web also, because as much as beta males envy them, alpha male-ism is a costly, dangerous and tenous existence - without strong beta males - he has no defense once tangled and the blood suckers approach.”
Sounds like my last relationship. Sucking all my money and energy through strenous sex, only to kick me to the curb when she got what she wanted.
Women are scum and Sharia Law is the living arrangement they belong in.
The value system of women is hardcoded into their brains, and into the brains of some men as well. No amount of reasoning with them can change their minds, any more than their pc deceptions can change ours.
Women see the world from the viewpoint of the “nest” - just watch any soap opera or read any romance novel to get a good idea of their true reality. Women are biologically driven to manipulate and twist reality for the purpose of pulling as much attention and resources towards herself - in the woman’s mind the world exists for her alone - she is a princess who feels entitled to male reproductive resources - she sees most males as beneath existing only to serve her - only the alpha male is “worthy” of sex with her - and only until he can pay the price. And when she’s done with him he’ll be killed in the web also, because as much as beta males envy them, alpha male-ism is a costly, dangerous and tenous existence - without strong beta males - he has no defense once tangled and the blood suckers approach.
Women have no honor and no virtue. Men tend to think of women as clean, romantic and virtuous - but as with all things with women - what they appear to be is usually the opposite of what they really are.
Women are only obsessed with love and relationships because they are in love with themselves and their manipulative “magic” - she who can pull in more resources becomes the alpha princess in the eyes of the other princesses.
Men think women just want love and relationships because they are sensitive - the truth is the fun for them starts just when we commit : a woman sees the family as existing to serve her, she does not have the abstract reasoning to see the family as an abstract “big picture” whole where each individual member works towards advancing and defending that whole .. this is the way we men see it.. like team members defending a team. Women have no such code … they rope men into marriage and relationships by making men think they do.
Marriage only “worked” for so long because society forced people to stay together. And make no mistake about it, women were as slutty and deceptive then as they are now - they just worked more quietly. Science is now findign that somewhere between 10-25% of all human children were raised by a father other than their own without the kids or either man knowing who the real father was : iow, this is the natural rate of cuckoldry.. iow, women were always this bad.. nothing we “did” in recent history “made” them this way - too many men blame other men and blame themselves, and bear the emotional pain in silence - and this silence and “cover” only enables the whores to keep spinning their “invisible” webs.
hey dick im gunna fucking kill you you pussy. guys may be better at math yes but girls are better in english. you fat pieca shit
Ohh I’m sure Dick is over it. Parasites blowing someone elses money isn’t a big deal. You really should get over F4J. They are fighting for their rights, but what why would a woman care about justice? You are welcome to go shopping now and get the fuk off this site.
The ips are different, aye…
- Trio Hellenique - Tou mikrou vorja
I never said that!!!!
A advertisement made by men who can’t get any is you ask me!
At least the F4J established their movement based on maintaining relationships with their children. There are dual benefits to this. The childrens’ lives are better and so are the mens’. The feminist movement was based on bettering one group, women, even to the detriment of others. Now tell me which ones are the selfish crackpots again.
Nicole said:
Ahh so that explains Undergroundpatriot’s anger, he’s one of those father for justice crackpots.
-Ahh Nicole, your blatant sexism shines though again, I so enjoy your attempts at defining “equality” while being a complete sexist. Fathers for Justice like all other political groups, has its fringes. However one must ask,(if they have any brains at all) WHY does F4J exist? I mean people don’t form groups like this just to make other peoples lives miserable, they do it (in my own belief) to enact change, because what they are trying to change has made THEIRS miserable. Have you ever had children? I would guess no. Nor I would suppose if you did, that they had been forcibly taken away from you. Let me tell you a little secret, IT IS HORRIBLE. To know that somebody else has complete control over your own flesh and blood simply because they have a vagina, and uses that to personally attack you like a preschool bully fighting over lunch money. NCPs are almost all men, and that is the reason why you look at them as crackpots. If some woman went onto a crane to protest some sort of “oppression” dressed as Wonder Woman I have no doubt you and your fellow misandrists would cheer with collective glee over your “empowerment”.
Want a funny little anecdote?
I was at an adult store, buying the skank — sorry, my ex — a gift for her bridal shower. It was an upscale store, I was buying lingerie.
The day I was there, the manager was training a new employee. She told the new employee that when women bring back lingerie as they inevitibly will, the employee should always smell it, to check to see if it had been used and especially to check for the smell of smoke. Apparently strippers in particular tend to buy an outfit, strip with it a couple of times, and then try to return it. Regularly.
Dakota Smith
Wow, looking at life from it’s own narrow perspective is always a fine example of female thinking, the old “if it happens to me then it’s everywhere”.
Women are compulsary shoppers, deny that and you will loose any credibility here.
I mostly hear women say after they have purchased an item “can I bring it back if it’s not right ?”.
This option allowes the female to extend the decision making process until she has agonized for another day about a purchase she has already made.
Women wallow in it, it’s their pretend adrenalin rush, savoured over and over like a crack-whore awaiting another fix.
What’s sad is that most of what he’s saying is true. I’m the first to admit it, we women are very spontaneous when shopping.
However, my brother was the one who bought and returned the same pair of pants 3 times…
Quite a false dilemma argument.
Jon said: “I’m a male and I have to agree with just about everything that Female is saying. I think the fact that one woman can come here and tie all you guys up in intellectual knots and make you look like fools, seems to suggest that the title of this site might be backwards… ”
Now that I have stopped laughing. Let me say that the funniest thing you said was that you used intellectual in reference to Female. The second thing is never, and I do say never has Female even come close to making anyone here look like a fool. Unless of course you count making herself look foolish and that she does quite often.