Does This Girlfriend Come with a Gift Receipt?
Women love shopping as much as men love not shopping. You can tell because everything in the world of wares caters to a woman’s sensibilities. Walk into a department store and see for yourself. Do you see any signs anywhere? Do you see a giant neon sign that says: “Bathrooms Are Right the Fuck HERE!”? There’s also no alcohol and I guarantee you don’t know where the fucking door is. That’s because women hate that manner of shit.
The whole process of shopping is supposed to leave you drained, late, and (most importantly) feeling like you’ve accomplished something noble and epic when in fact all you did was go return some shitty presents that your girlfriend or wife (or both) gave you.
Women love shopping for the same reasons that men love women: it wastes their time. That’s why shopping malls are built like casinos. There’s no escape and no kind of landmarks. It’s like being trapped in a half-finished M.C. Escher painting where someone forgot to draw the ledge you want to jump off of. Surely with all that practice shopping and thinking about shopping women should be able to navigate the marketplace like a trained dog, but that assumption has fooled me and many a man many a time.
Women don’t know shit about shopping. They have no plan of attack and no philosophy. That’s why whenever you go into a store with one to buy a crappy present for her best friend’s wedding, you always end up in the purse section or the discount rack even though it was decided to get her a set of wine glasses well before hand. At least that’s what I hear happens.
Men do not shop. It’s true — even when we’re shopping that’s not what we’re doing. That’s why you shouldn’t judge a man on what he’s doing. He could be up to all kinds of other shit at the same time that you’re not aware of. That’s the man way.
Men are hunters and gatherers. We do not wander aimlessly about waiting for some trinket to catch our fancy. Absolutely no fucking way. We’re in, we’re out, and everyone goes home happy because they haven’t wasted half of the goddamn day playing princess and dress-up. I read an article about this recently that had some interesting things to say on the subject.
1. Men’s heart-rates increase at the moment of purchase — “The Modern Kill”.
2. Women have glitter and sawdust for brains.
I feel bad for women sometimes. And I’m talking about pity here, more than usual. They can’t even get good at the thing they love to do most: spending money. Then I remember that if women had it their way, I would be strung up by a noose and beaten like a piñata until the money that I’m made of started shooting all over the place like a sprinkler. Then I don’t feel so bad.
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well my mom spends on groceries, my dad likes to spend on crack and oxycontin…..
actually, most guys i know love shopping if it involves video games, electronics, porn, car parts etc….
basically you just do not want to shop for women, women do not mind shopping for you……
men sound more selfish, whereas women seem to do things more for others, which is why we are known for it..
they also like to blow their own horn alot.
—–”well my mom spends on groceries, my dad likes to spend on crack and oxycontin…..”———-
So? Its *HIS* money. Your daddy needs crack to stop himself from KILLING your mother.
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—–”actually, most guys i know love shopping if it involves video games, electronics, porn, car parts etc”——
WE prefer to buy ourselves ANYTHING WE WANT WITH OUR *OWN* MONEY THAT WE EARNED than some shit you CUNTS. Why are you pretending to have a problem with that????
If the guy spent the same same money on jewlery for YOU
that would be OK though, right?? - You selfish cunt.
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—–”basically you just do not want to shop for women, women do not mind shopping for you”———
Which is exactly how it should be –>> WITH *HIS* MONEY.
Put the dick down, bitch and learn something.
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—–”men sound more selfish, whereas women seem to do things more for others, which is why we are known for it.”——–
Yes.
Men SOUND more selfish.
But women ARE more selfish.
Open your own fuckin’ eyes.
——”they also like to blow their own horn alot”———-
So? A Man can do what ever he wants with *HIS* horn.
Are you getting it yet?
Menarebetterthanwomen.
“those kids” your phrasing says it all really. You don’t factor the children into this at all, you couldn’t give a rats ass if they were sleeping on the street, just as long you don’t have to hand over any cash to a woman you hate. Get over yourself. It’s not about you. You aren’t the most important person in your family’s life, let alone the fucking world.
omg that’s hawt! Are you flirting with Dick, MK2?
Dick will never be ‘brought to his knees’ by any woman. Unless she happened to be 3ft tall and sexy as fuck.
Elderly women are more rational merely because they realize they can no longer manipulate with their sex appeal. They are forced to approach the world from a different more logical perspective than the one they were accustomed to since the day they were born. A long time ago when women were more modest (I don’t mean victorian times or prehistoric times) I like to think they were more logically inclined since they couldn’t use their bodies as a bargaining tool. When times were different economically, they spent less time worrying or thinking about what they would spend all that money on that their husband used to bring home since people barely made ends meet.
In terms of wanting custody, I’ve been training myself for years not to give a fuck if I can’t raise my own kids so that they can’t be used as a tool against me. Seriously the best thing to do is scram and not provide a single dollar to these women. If all american men joined in a collective strike and refused to work after divorce and pay child support and alimony then we may put an end to this disgusting tradition. Not a single dollar should be given to a child who you are not raising with your own hands and whose mother is not waiting on you hand and foot. Divorce should equal the beginning of a womans entire reliance on herself and raising those kids by herself.
I laughed at that, then I realized it’s really gross…
Flag poles, rich old men, the football team… whichever gives her the most for nothing.
Of what? Parking metres?
and i happen to love sex. on top.
you are all ridiculous
He’s right - if you are a man and you go into a mall, you are instantly assaulted by the virtual EXPLOSION of consumer crap here!. A million kinds of clothes, stupid jewelry, and perfumes and colognes that would gag a maggot. Literally ACRES of shit to buy! For most women, its heaven on earth, apparently - why else would they spend so much time and money there! And they ARE spending LOTS and LOTS of money here (hopefully not yours) - if they werent, none of this crap would be here in the first place. Appliances that do nothing, figurines, trinkets a pygmy wouldnt want, stuffed toys, pillows with writing on them, a thousand kinds of womens shoes! Who needs any of this crap? More importantly, WHO BUYS ALL THIS SHIT? The manswer is obvious, it-must-be - WOMEN.
When you go in the mall you buy a shirt or two, on sale, maybe some Levis jeans cause the kind from walmart last two weeks. And the tool section - but thats just to fix things yourself to save money for other crap you need. Chances are though, NOT ONE of the things youd buy with that money is sold at the mall!!! The mall is for women, period, to waste hard earned money on worthless and/or overpriced goods - of which there is far, far too much already!.
“Every woman who’s ever been divorced (a majority of adult women, now) know that they have the men by the balls during the divorce. They know that short of video footage of them physically abusing the children, they will be awarded custody, and on this all other divorce negotiations are based. Women routinely force men to trade assets for access to their children. Women routinely make visitation agreements that they have every intention of avoiding by simply moving a great distance from the father.”
Now you are deluding yourself along with the great media lie. And that lie is that all men actually WANT custody. I go along with this shit, because the least we can do for the poor innocent little child victims of the train wreck called American society is let them believe that their dads will fight like pigs in Hell for them. But sometimes thats all it is, a lie. I’ve known several fathers who disappeared and chose to hold up a sign and living out a dumpster rather than go to work for $25 a week after garnishing. Ask Hasselhoff or baldwin, to name only two, just how hard they plan to fight for their darling children.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Just give up that idea right now. The words “women” and “rational” don’t belong in the same paragraph. You’d be better off sitting in your front yard with a camera waiting for UFO’s or Bigfoot. The only potential thing i can see happening is that they may grow one mm more faithful after menopause, because after that they become exactly as bored with the opposite sex as you do at the same age. And lemme tell you, at 46, without the sex thing, people are stupendously, irrevocably, mind-numbingly, annoying to-the-point-of-suicide BORING.
He’s right! He’s right!! Every woman i have ever been with has tried the old “strength/push test” with me. Why? It was immediately obvious - because these broads MUST know that you are at least physically stronger than they are! (Because what they know, and you dont yet, is that they are about to give your eternal soul a beat down you will never forget.) And God forbid you aren’t, you have no business with the ruthless bitches known as American women; and ought to stick to prostitutes. (Come to think of it, that’s darn good advice for most American men. And cheaper, too.)
There probably is. I think after about 50-55 years of life, it’s finally sunk in. Reality can hit like a bullet.
See… All of these questions are something that I have previously taken into consideration and wholeheartedly agree with. Is’nt it funny?
When most women hit 50 years of age, they settle down. I’d say that all the wisest women I’ve met are in that age group. I e-mail regularly with a woman at 56 years of age over the Internet, her callname is the danish word for Crank.
She’s funny, has some interesting views on how the world goes around, and definetly has her own oppinions in every regard. She’s still somewhat manipulative, and a little short-sighted, but all in all she’s definetly alright.
Someone suggested this is because of hormones, and I’m prone to agree - but still there has to be more to this.
You do mean amiable… don’t you?
And alot nicer.
Interestingly enough, my dad once told me that most women settle down a bit once the kids are gone and grown. I’m uncertain that my grandfather agrees with him. I should probably ask, now that I’m divorced and our conversations don’t have to dance around the insanity of our various spouses.
I agree, the hormones leave them, and they are somewhat logical with their thoughts.
-Strength and Honor-