Fucko offo thiso website-o.

Chad D. said:

Im 19 I found your site at 4:00am its now 5:33am

I can read and write english, german, french and spanish.

in high school spanish was the hardest language for me to learn as my woman teacher (born and raised in mother fucking mexico) couldnt speak english for shit. she couldnt comprehend that in order for me to understand what a word meant in spanish, I had to know what the word was in english, needless to say she failed me and so I showed her that I new some sign language as well, which made her mouth sound like a fire alarm

Welcome aboard Chad. Wish I knew what all this stuff at 19.

I can read and write english, german, french and spanish.

in high school spanish was the hardest language for me to learn as my woman teacher (born and raised in mother fucking mexico) couldnt speak english for shit. she couldnt comprehend that in order for me to understand what a word meant in spanish, I had to know what the word was in english, needless to say she failed me and so I showed her that I new some sign language as well, which made her mouth sound like a fire alarm

Honestly, as difficult as it is, pay attention the next time you hear a member of the lesser sex try to narrate some mind-numbingly boring anecdote to someone. You will hear nothing but filler and useless detail. If you can make it through the conversation without stabbing yourself in the face, you will hear the word “like” used as often as Steven Siegal kicks ass, and that’s pretty fucking often.

Women suck at talking. Period.

a girl said:

Running out of material?

I just noticed this post – it’s exactly the kind of pointless, utterly irrelevant question you’d expect from a woman.

Later on, after she’d had a few drinks, she (bizarrely) lost all ability to comprehend English.

Anyway, the good thing about foreign women is they usually don’t know the language well enough to talk about the pointless shit they would in their native tongue, and they’re forced to put some effort into the conversation. Perhaps.

-Dick

Dick Masterson said:

Ah, thank you, Geeza. Better yet where do I send the MABTW.com business cards? They’re a handful of good clean fun.

-Dick

Dickie poo. You did send me a bunch, in a plain, unmarked envelope, with no return addy, yet. I so feared you would send them with “Porno tapes enclosed” in big bright letters. You are a stealth devil, aren’t you.

Geezer just loves passing them out in the Peoples Republic of Seattle, in the FU-WA (feminist utopia of Washington, for those of you who don’t know)

I have to deal with them everyday as well as female office staff.

Their conversational ability is without limits, the content of which leaves a lot to be desired.

Men mostly just stand back and listen, they are thinking to themselves ” he we go, another tower of babel, it only takes two females to make one tower “.
Example from yesterday.

Women walks into the room, I know they havent seen each other for a while.
G1..”oooh nice to see you again, your hair really suits you that way”.
G2..”ooohh….I like your necklace, where did you get that from”.

And on and on and on………

That’s where I shut down, my brain is already going into overload, it’s saying “leave….click…leave..click…leave now, it’s going to be one of those brain numbing conversations that women wallow in everyday.

-Dick

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Dick, you outdo yourself daily. Where do I send the hospital bills I get when I fall out of my chair laughing at your wit?

The Geezer

-Dick