Ask Dick: What is a Donkey Punch?

Out of the hundreds of men I have asked, only one has known the true and correct definition of The Donkey Punch.
The Donkey Punch is like the Highlander. There can be only one. Prepare to be educated.
The Donkey Punch is a sexual move like the missionary position or the threesome; and like most sexual moves, you can actually do it.
Here’s a list of things that the Donkey Punch is not is.
The Donkey Punch is not jizzing on a girl’s face and then punching her in the mouth.
That’s called assault and battery and it will send you straight to prison. It will also fuck up a girl’s face. Unless you’re the type of person who shits in mailboxes, fucking up a woman’s face on purpose is a major loss of Man Points. That’s like taking candy from a baby. It’s all they have.
The Donkey Punch is not hitting a girl in the head while you’re boning her.
Punching a woman in the head does nothing for your physical pleasure and might break your hand. It’s called a “boxer’s break”, and if you’re not a former boxer, let me tell you something about breaking your fist on someone’s head. It’s a loss of Man Points. The Man Points are doubled if that head belonged to a woman.
Breaking your hand on a head: -500 Man Points
…on a woman’s head: -1,000 Man Points
…while you’re nailing her: -10,000 Man Points
If you want to risk your Man Points, then that’s up to you.
The Donkey Punch is not striking a woman at the base of her neck during orgasm.
Women are like pinball machines. You put money in, you don’t get anything but a good time, and if you smack them around too much, it’s game over. A restraining order is the Tilt of life.
Smack it hard enough and you’ll break the machine. Then no one has any more fun.
What the Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. That’s it. Try it yourself and you’ll know why they call it a Donkey Punch. If you disagree, why not invent a sexual move that involves a woman jumping off a roof and landing on your cock. Call it the Stupid Jackass.
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I found this comment on a site of yours
you fucking stupid monkey nigger…
why have you said that?
What do you mean by it?
web address
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Stupid monkey nigger, wow, you have a very colorful vocabulary! Too bad no-one gets offended by racial slurs anymore. I hope you feel better about your lack of brain power and manhood. People with a low self worth always try to put others down to make themselves feel better. Next time try attacking his intelligence or lack thereof, whichever you think is appropriate. You may actually offend, but name calling, so juvenile and ineffective. Damn, did I just call you an idiot in so many words, surely, but you did not even comprehend.
There is no dumb like whomyn dumb. Whomyn dumb is saying that no one gets offended by racial slurs anymore while she is bitching about one at the same time. In other words, you’re an idiot. Go fuck a midget.
menarebetterthanwhomyn.
Yer a dildo, cap’n! Get outta yer mom’s basement, wear something other’n the bath robe you have on and get out and get a life.
Donkey punch is hitting a girl in the back of the head
There’s always some crap about jizzing on women, boning them,
slapping hitting, just to make yourselves feel feel good.
I have a donkey punch too its called a broke bottle with a twist to
the scrotom until they pass out.
You are a fucking pussy, your mom must have told you what to write after you nailed her with a donkey punch!!
A donkey punch is a punch to a womans head just before you orgasm. Why are you trying to change what it is? Also, the donkey punch is worth positive man points not negative. Did you wife make you write this?
Fucking vanilla, man
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/List_of_Sex_Moves
What you are talking about is the Fist Of The South-Star. Not the Donkey Punch.
That’s not a donkey punch….
yrou agy
Don’t talk with your mouth full.
…of another dude’s jizz.
Thats not a donkey punch tard. Look it up asswad
donkey punch is a t-shirt… :)
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I am going to see this just so I can finally know what a donkey punch REALLY is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzoh5XvVVjE
I thought a Donkey Punch was when you slapped the chick in the face with your Wanger
That’s a common misconception but slapping a chick in the face with your wanger is not a donkey punch, it’s a compliment.
thats a turkey slap. you can also try the dirty sanchez: after the orgasm of anal wipe ur hond on ur wang then rub it in her nose thus leavina jizzy/shitty smell up her nose.
thats not a dirty sanchez., its when you take the shit and make a little shit-moustache on the girl.
isnt that called a hitler?..
you can get the same physical release of a donkey punch (without the violence) just by calling the woman another woman’s name.. she will fight like hell to get out from under you… works best if you use the name of someone she really hates.
shut up ya maddo a donkey punch is wen u punch the wumin at the back of the neck ok dood
Nice rewrite of reality – you usually get the same effect with a lot less risk to both people. But the back of head is unfortunately the original definition and comes from the old practice of hitting a donkey in the head with a 2×4 — also not encouraged for legal and practical reasons.
I encourage every one to use your approach. Even though it isn’t 100% effective especially after they start expecting.
P.S. You can still break the “gumball machine” and get in legal problems if you use too much power Dick’s way. I recommend changing women until you find a more responsive one rather than busting any woman’s rectal sphincter. That also is sort of gross and messy.
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Dogs are better than women.
Even chickens are better than women.
Women are good for sport-fucking and chucking and not much else.
what the fuck are you talking about? what do u think men are good for? I still haven’t figured that one out yet
You couldn’t even take a dignified shit in this world unless men invented, built and installed the toilet, running water, electricity and packaged and sold you the toilet paper to wipe your fat ass.
bullshit a donkey punch is right below the ribs during orgazm try that shit
whom ever this may be HE IS CORRECT. a donkey punch is when you punch a women right below the ribs during an “O”. All these stupid blow to the neck or the head or any other stupid Non-sense Bull these fucktards are posting are wrong. They’re sperm that should’ve been swallowed.
you fucking stupid monkey nigger…a donkey punch is to the back of the neck for the woman to tense up making you have a harder orgasm…quit counting your man points….those fucking points add up to nothing but having my cock in your mouth, and you swallowing my jizz for being such a faggot nigger…don’t ever post on the internet again
This site should have a no 13 year olds sign too.
Dick did not recommend the rib punches for the good reason that it is extremely easy to break ribs and puncture a lung…or even puncture an artery as well and have the woman dead before the paramedics can arrive.
Silly asshole – if your orgasm is all that matters above health, lives and jail — you need to shoot your women in the back of the head. So not only do you get all the twitches but also the warm rush as they empty bowels and bladder down your all important hard-on.
Actually post-mortem evidence says that violent death is the biggest orgasm of all…so why not help yourself and everyone else and shoot yourself in the head while you jerk off.
The whole fact of the matter is that the Donkey Punch is suppose to be sick and not meant for pleasure. its a sexual taunt takin a little bit too far. Most people are getting close to what it really is. but the truth is…… A Donkey Punch is when you are doing someone in the rear and you punch the back of their head/neck area which causes the butthole to tighten up, while this is happening you would pull your dick out causing the anus to get pulled inside-out. YOU ARE ALL WELCOME
fuckin gayboy, i dunno if i could hurl abuse hard enough at you… your faggotness will come in handy when i show you what a donkey punch is!!!
top marks c dizzle, some1 has a clue.
Dude the ole pink sock stories are BS. If they were true you would shit your guts out every time you took a hard dump.
The bit with pink sock is that the person has a rupture (piles) from strain (like giving birth or improper lifting) or congenital reasons. If it is a mild case it might pull in and out with strain but is more from internal gut pushing stress than “sticking” to your thick masterful cock.
Now that is sick minded turning someone else medical injury into a sign of your manliness. You got some insecurities Pal.
haha isnt that called a “red Sock” ps watching Donkey Punch now.. its what “wellDuh” said but without the inside out anus lol
hahaha xD
ok
try this if ur still unsure. im afraid the author of this article IS mistaken.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch
It sounds like YOU (the author) doesn’t know what a donkey punch is.
Well i dont think youre right, but you wrote it very funny :)
thanks for the laugh.
you’re stupid for thinking that’s what a donkey punch is. if you asked that many people what it was, and none of them thought the same thing as you, you should consider that maybe you’re wrong. just because what you described as a donkey punch is possible, and involves punching, doesn’t make it a donkey punch. go to urban dictionary and look that shit up. or watch the movie titled “donkey punch”, no its not porn. it will be released on dvd sometime soon. go find a trailer for it search for ‘donkey punch UK’. a donkey punch is when you’re doing someone from behind, and before you cum, you punch them in the back of the head, or base of the skull. i bet that’s what most people told you when you asked them. and you’re all “well no it’s this other thing, ’cause somebody told it was this one time, and people can actually do it my way. so there” and then you stuck out your tongue, and walked away thinking “well, there’s another person educated on the true facts of the donkey punch, which i learned from doing zero minutes of research.” way to not even consider the fact that you might not be right.
All of you have clearly never had a decent lay. What a waste of five minutes of my life.
Well, the rest of your life is a waste of time, too, so what’s five minutes?
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I always thought a Donkey Punch was pounding someone over the head like Donkey Kong – jackhammer style.
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Does anyone here besides me think the guy who wrote this article beats his girlfriend?
No.
Does anyone else in here besides me think that Benz gets dildoed in his lovehole every night?
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no, but I am 100% sure that you are an imbecile who thinks donkey punch is cool. It is cool ofc when a nigger is donkey punching your mom with a ten ton hammer while impaling her with a red hot iron pole. happy ?
Yes I do that, I fuck his mother until her ass screams, bleeding over my huge boner like niagara is over the canadian hills.
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http://men.webmd.com/features/6-sex-mistakes-men-make
And you, my lady, can shove those mistakes up your ass.
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You do realise pretty much all that articles says is that men don’t get women off because women don’t tell men how they like sex.
Yet again, women expect men to read their fucking minds and get pissed off when we don’t. Fail.
I am one of those who believe women are far superior to men in intellect (as this website shows), emotional capacity, and attractiveness (who will differ with me there?). I looked at this site to find an explanation for the sadistic and sex crime against women called the “donkey punch.” I suppose I am relieved to find that you believe it is so harmless.
Yeah . you’re one of “those” alright.
You might want to MAN UP…
because NO Man can’t afford to be this naive.
Emotional “capacity”?
Just because a woman will REACT emotionally – WHEN SHE SHOULD NOT – is NOT a positive.
Women are far superior to men in INTELLECT and ATTRACTIVENESS???
Jesus Christ Man… snap out of it.
http://foreignwomenonly.blogspot.com/2008/09/doom-and-gloom.html
http://antimisandry.com/chit-chat-main/men-don-t-let-happen-you-15902. html
http://ovature.wordpress.com/2008/09/30/youre-just-bitternot-all-women -are-like-that/
… or don’t snap out of it.
Either way, if you go through life thinking, believing and communicating that women are “far superior” in intellect, emotional capacity and attractiveness… then NO WOMAN WILL TRULY RESPECT YOU FOR IT – AND NO WOMAN WILL TRULY WANT YOU TO FUCK THEM GOOD ‘N NASTY EITHER.
Menarebetterthanwomen?
You BET…. and a “Donkey Punch” is NOTHING compared to the bullshit women will try and get away with. But don’t take MY word for it.
http://men.webmd.com/features/6-sex-mistakes-men-make
Read this and all your man issues will go away…
So the typical whimmin – “It’s all about ME!” “Men should have to entertain me if they want my attention!” “My feeeelings represent reality” “That long list of nonsense in your dating profiles” “Pants-wearing bull dykes who decide to ‘change teams’” – these, and other such whimmin-related issues will all just go away!?
You promise?
menarebetterthanwhimmin
yeah, he probably doesnt wear the pants in his relationships..
is this chris crocker again fuck will you go away!
donkey bunch my ass pl0x
i donkey punch
LMFAO
Dick, I gotta be honest with you, I don’t agree with more than half of the stuff that you post…
But despite that, I still gotta admit, this one is fucking HILARIOUS! I got a good laugh out of it. XD!
I’D SAY…WHATEVER..FUCK THIS AND FUCK THIS TOPIC ABOUT SEX AND PARTNERSHIP RELATIONS. LEE IS A STUPID CUNT, WHO EVER SAID THAT, I AGREE. ALL THE REST OF US, INCLUDING ME. WE ALL SUCK ASS..JUST FORGET THIS SHIT AND MOVE ON IN LIFE. WE DONT NEED EVERYONE TO WASTE 5 MINUTES OF THEIR LIFE DEBATING OVER SOME ISSUES LIKE THIS, ON A BLOODY WEBSITE LIKE THIS.
THE WEBSITE TELLS. BUT THATS BULLSHIT. MEN ARENT BETTER THAN WOMEN, NEITHER THE OPPOSITE.
caps lock…. not really neccessary…
I did this once in WoW. I got a couple of experience points but nothing special.
Everything is relative – during the wars in Britain when the men were away, the women took over manual labour and ran the countries infrastructure. The point is that both sexes have the ability to adapt, from huntergatherer times, when both sexes were more equal in terms of strength, to modern times, when it has to be said, the human body is becoming physically diminished, and that goes for men and women. Comments reguarding ‘ugly’ women belong in the dark ages – next you will be saying ‘burn the witch’. The only ugly thing in this life is the ignorant rambling of an intolerant, narrow minded lump of carbon.
The only problem with your argument is that those were true women, 60 years ago. Russian women build the tanks and grenades at the Ural for their men, American women assembled the planes for their men and German women cleared the rubble while their men suffered in prison camps.
Today´s feminist indoctrinated, materialistic entitlement whore princesses would just instantly loose the ´tude, break down and cry all day, if the shit really hit the fan.
That is true, but not all women can be defined in such terms. Some of us look at these women and despaire. But remember, men are becoming more and more redundent (and i think hence this page) and i can only speak for myself here, but i find there is a real defecit of ‘real’ men. Basically, we are all materialistic and selfish, and i dont know any men who could fix a tank, although that is not on my list of things to find out about a man. Maybe i need to rethink that one.
who ever does this is sick!!!
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actually the meaning of a donkey punch is when a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and as he goes from vagina to asshole he simultaneously punches her in the back of the head to take away from the pain in her ass!
And what women is goin to continue fuckin you after you do this to her?
Who cares! Fucking the same woman is not up there on a man’s list of priorities. If it were, men would actually WANT to get married. But they don’t. Fucking the same person over and over again is only appealing to stupid women who can’t get laid when they want, or are too fucking lazy.
Donkey punches.
Rusty Trombone.
Dirty Sanchez.
Too much to do, too little time.
You just havnt been with the right woman, and it takes trust to experiment, then you can get up to all sorts of stuff.
Jesus Christ Lee , you’re fucking stupid.
You can “get up to all kinds of shit” even when you don’t know a woman’s first (or last) name.
You keep trying to brainwash yourself into thinking that monogamy is the answer to a truly satisfying sex life….. but the rest of us know better.
“The right woman”.
What a joke.
Think about it this way then. If you have sex with someone once then dump them, whats you average time to find another partner, a couple of days if your not picky? Well, in that time if you have a girlfriend with a similar sex drive, you could have had a whole load of sex. If you get to know someone really well, you know exactly what to do to turn them on. It sounds to me like you have never experienced that, which is a shame.
a good bitch, bitches dont know
Lee, you’re in a trolls-nest, hon. I recommend you go argue somewhere a little more productive.
Good idea, you cant argue with idiots.
We already have a hobby: clue batting morons like you.
real witty
You ‘guys’ do not have a clue what you are talking about. For humans to evolve, there was a requirement for both sexes to survive in terms of Darwinian fitness.
If you want to have an intellectial conversation, why don’t you have a look at a basic biology book, or if you are so much smarter than the average woman, have a look at Darwin, Dawkins and Bertrand Russel’s work, then, and only then would i think you are qualified to even skim the surface of the eternal debate – men v women.
At the end of the day guys, the fact that you spend your time wraped in this ‘witty’ banter only highlights the fact that you are frustrated (small penis syndrome) unlucky with women (crap in bed) and basically just a bunch of sad pathetic bitter loosers. Get over it, get a hobby and loose the attitude and you might get layed.
Learn to spell, you thick cunt. Anglo-American women do not like men – they like fat Divorce settlements.
These betas with their psychological hybrid of ignorance and arrogance are so cute and effeminate.
Ok, i might not be able to spell, but you can’t punctuate. And at least i can articulate myself wthout swearing.
In practice this leads to tyranny. Think about it.
I agree with you on all but one point – sterilization. Either evolution will resolve it on its own, or you might as well take out fat people, diabetics, idiots (who sets IQ requirements), short, overly tall, small breasted, too big forheads…the list goes on and on until we get the right assortment of heavenly bodies that think only the right things.
Even someone who thinks the other is weaker will ultimatly find someone on the opposite side that believes that men are stronger and wishes to live with men who feel that way. Endless variety.
Real task of socieity is to EMBRACE the Differences thru TOLERANCE. If husbands and wifes like to hit each other or just one – but its thier agreement – knock yourselves out. Whatever people choose together – thats there fun. When they decide its no longer fun – they either change the agreement or move on to another partner.
Personally I have no problem with women being equal – for the most part – but dammit, if thier so stuck on thier work career’s and dont put as much drive into sex and sexing up thier partner whats the point in dating them. Guess were back to Tolerance and moving on. Cheers.
Ok, late addition to the post, but I had to add… My husband and I were having sex, and after, there was a joke made about a donkey punch, during which we both realized we didn’t know exactly what that was. So! I looked it up, and here it is… but the comments following are a little alarming. It seems like everyone is wrong. The women seem to think they’re better than men, and the men (as the page title suggest) seem to think they’re better than the women. The truth is, they’re all shitbags as far as I can tell. Hitting during sex (or during anything) is allowable when both parties are in agreeance. Otherwise, it is assault, no matter how you slice it. As for women deserving to be hit? There is no justification. As for men having to be chivalrous at all times? There is no justification. The truth is, men and women are both people. Some women are idiots, some are smart, some are helpless, some are completely self sufficient. The same goes for men. I can’t see men as superior, because I’ve met far too many idiots. The truth is, all people are people, and trying to group idiots into categories based on sex gets you no where. Just drop the pretense and start viewing people by their values and weaknesses instead of their sex, already? Please! Any sex that views their opposite sex as inferior deserves to be sterilized.
She asks for it. I wasn’t even talking to her.
bola, that was unnecessary. The bitch satirises herself.
Better to have water than shit for brains, like you.
what? the sacks of water that take up the space a brain doesn’t? ur right!
I bet mine is easily bigger than yours.
Agreed and No, I never said I hated myself. I hate the fact that women have been stereotyped so crudly ,and should be, and I’m ashamed to be apart of and be thought of as these women are. In other words women like that give people like me a bad name. Thats all.
Respect shouldn’t be given to anyone. Respect has to be earned. Saying you hate yourself for being a woman is not something worth respect, only pity.
tisk tisk! 1st fairy tales now magic? I want what ever your on…
Let’s do a thought experiment.
Day 1: using a magic spell all women disappear for 24 hours from the planet.
Day 2: using a magic spell all men disappear for 24 hours from the planet.
Day 3: compare the results.
There are many things men don’t measure up to. Most commonly, size. Sad but true. Eveything that is said here can be turned around and make men sound just as bad. Yes im a women, unfortunatly, but i am also one of the NON-MALE women talk about. I respect men and everything then have done and continue doing. Thus repect should be given to women who have done the same. no not to all women. Just the select few such as myself and other women who have actually done something useful. Though it may have been just once or twice, it was still something.
Stop right there. There isn’t anything as a “brainy” woman. Ugly as fuck, yeah.
Stop right there. There isn’t anything as a “brainy” woman. Ugly as fuck, yeah.
You respect men by calling them useless?
And don’t kid yourself about your school results. The education system is a controlled environment where the results of students can be influenced in various ways.
Whenever women have to compete for real, in the private sector, the sciences or sports, they don’t measure up. They need affirmative action and quotas.
You make a rather obvious point when you bang on about saber tooth tigers and men being physically stronger. This is why many ‘modern’ men are angry, violent and furstrasted, cuz those once revered ’skills’ are now longer required. This is what evolution does… it phases out the useless. Go sweat and pose in a gym, you might get the same buzz as a tiger killing???
However, intellectually, women will always win out. In schools all over the Western World, girls are consistently scoring substantially higher grades than boys. This is why goverments are now trying to introduce special programs to help the poor little dears do better.
The majority of men drool over vaccuous bimbos and celebrate there false tits while the brainy women get on with real life and do so while loving and respecting men who love and respect them!
*****THIS IS WHAT A REAL DONKEY PUNCH IS***** In 1987 I thought of this and told a buddy and to this day we cannot figure out how this has hit the mainstream BUT here is how it is done: Have a girl in the doggy style position and right when you blow you pop her in the back of the head with you and or fist! I have done a slight slap on the back of the head before BUT do not condone nor encourage hitting a woman. This is how it is done and I WILL argue till blue in the face that I invented the donkeypunch.!!!!
Wrong!!!!!! A donkey punch is when you miss the vagina during full stroke and stick it hard and dry in her anus by mistake!!!
Who said you were getting pleasure from attention, why are you trying to run out ahead of everyone? We never thought that at all. Honest.
Sado-Masochism is well and good in what passes for Free America, unless…you cram it up the ass and down the throats of children and the unconsensual (or whatever discomfort access you need a hit from this week). And don’t confuse it with normal sex. Punching a woman in the head won’t make it any easier for her to understand she needs to keep her muscles tight.
U FOOLS! A Donkey Punch is a fat punch to the head of the bitch while nailing her (vaginaly) doggy. At the same time u squeeze it into the stinky while she passes out her ass and cunt muscles contract and and makes u jizzle up her belly
Britain is the most stupid country on earth because if someone is being burgled or attacked and they try to defend themselves, THEY end up in prison while the criminals are sent on Safari!
High IQ serial killers are just Alphas who have been thwarted by fixed social hierarchies in their quest for power. Most of them are skilled social manipulators and natural leaders. A small minority of actual ‘leaders’ are Alphas, too – the ones who make a real difference (Alexander, Ghengis and Hitler). Hence the world we live in has been inescapably shaped by the deeds of men who would have become serial killers had their major life-events happened differently.
Manliest breakup ever. Consider it asshole tax.
Dick,
Unfortunately, you’re mistaken. A donkey punch is when you’re fuckin’ a girl in the ass, and when she cums, you punch her in the kidney. And pull out quickly. Don’t do it in your bed, because it makes a mess. THAT is a donkey punch. I doubt anyone has ever done that, but it sounds fun! (After convincing the girl to let you hit it, why ruin the effort you put into it?)
Tim
And now the Man-reality:
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Atomic+Donkey+Punch
So what you’re saying is:
Some men are greater than some women.
You can’t say that all men have better muscle structure than all women, or even better bone structure, because their indivudual bodies were designed for different purposes.
Like, Men have tend to have big broad straight shoulders, which means they do have the tendency to be able to carry things better.
but then again women do have larger hips which helps child birth, and their breasts have milk ducts and blah-de-blah blah
Each of the genders bodies were designed with a purpose in mind, so womans bodies are also that of a million years plus of evoloutionary investment.
Saying that women would not have survived back then without men is also quite flawed, seeing as a womans breastmilk gave the childs immune system what it needed to survive, you didn’t have formula back in those days, or advanced medical treatment.
I agree with what you said about the best men being better than the best woman, this is an inarguable fact, that doesn’t mean i’m saying that there are not any great women about.
Mens results are all over the place, which means the greatest men is the greatest, and the worst man is the worst. Woman have a more average rate, which means woman nearly always win with the average, which is why I detest it being used as a means as a judge for the ’superiority of a race.’
Your thing about men being better than women at fighting…hmm…that is sort of true
but men were raised to protect their woman, as woman were essentialy…assets back then? This was the time of the gentlemen and honor, don’t forget that woman got pregnant a lot more back then, and therefore needed a lot more protection. I’m sorry, but even the greatest fighter alive would have trouble defending himself if he was pregnant.
Also bare in mind that is almost always the woman that raised the child, the father had very little to do with it back then, somthing that has thankfully changed, but unfortunatly changed due to feminism.
And also, the reason that the majority of men went exploring and made all these awesome discoverys was mainly because
hm
well it was because men couldnt always secure a mate.
Woman nearly always had a chance of having a mate as there were a lot more men back then, and well, they had no need to explore
but men on the other hand couldn’t always get a girl, so in fear of wasting their life, they went exploring and discovered amazing things.
So i am not saying that men back then weren’t awesome and didn’t do awesome things
I’m just offering a reason why =)
Don’t forget that these recent contigencys also affect men, so although woman have become more…womanly, the same has happened to men.
The reason for the feminimity of our modern generations is not because of ‘women being bad parents’ or anything
it’s becaue life has become too easy.
(By the way, thank you for offering sincere points and putting forward actual reasons.)
‘Nobody is equal and no one race is greater than the other’
Nice going mate, but I was the one that said that, not Ray.
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Men have always been superior to women because they have a higher constitution, physically and intellectually. He would last longer, on his own, than a woman would. Statistics and averages are irrelevant here…I’m not leaving room for anomalies. You take any given guy and compare him to any given girl, he’ll be better at lasting longer.
The best man has always been better than the best woman. This also brings with it a disadvantage; the worst man is more terrible than the worst woman. The man has the potential for a greater range of character (good and bad) and therefore, along with his superior traits, he creates superior qualities and personalities, but can in turn be capable of more hypocrisy and calamity in the contradiction or failure to uphold those superior traits. A man’s failure is harder than a woman’s because he has more responsibility.
The woman can never even begin to go the depths of a man.
“Ponder woman?” asked Nietzsche. “Women aren’t even shallow” he answers.
That modern technology has eliminated most if not all natural threats that used to be endured in earlier man, is not to say that therefore the standard by which we determine the ‘better’ sex has changed. The fact that a saber-tooth tiger will never attack you while you’re going to get the newspaper on a Sunday morning, doesn’t change the fact that the man would have better chances of surviving if one did. The fact that a person can go from broke to $20,000 credit limit in one signature and a breath mint, doesn’t change the fact that if commodities were harder to get, the man would have better chances of survival because he is more industrious.
Most of the feminists are arguing for equality in a setting where survival is easy, and they mistake the sudden changes in environment, making it less threatening, as a disqualification of the superior traits in the male which give him better chances had these changes not occurred. A credit-card is a recent contingency. A car is a recent contingency. A microwave dinner is a recent contingency.
The muscular stature of a male is a million-plus year investment of evolution. The intelligence of the male is a million-plus year investment of evolution.
He does not become an equal sex simply because life has become easier for you, ladies.
For a bitch who has been proven wrong, you sure do keep your jaw flapping. And exactly what do you plan to accomplish by whining and crying about this site to people who couldn’t care less if you decided to play chicken with a train tell US about YOU? Self-absorbed, self-centered, repulsive personality – just a typical girly-girl who never earned a thing in her life.
You may notice I showed the mathematical equations at work.
And to think that you kept at it. Oh well, I suppose the stupid American bitch has something else to do now. I liked the whole ‘losing faith in American men’ too. I can’t remember which trannie whore wrote that, but it shows a fuck load of ingenuity. Hell, maybe one day you bitches can build your own rocket to the moon.
Oh, and if you’re planning on moving overseas and seeing how they treat girly-girls there, you can read through this before giving me a lecture about how much more a sheltered white girl knows about the world than we do.
http://www.singleabroad.com/articleasia.html
Hahahahaha! You’re dumb as fuck, so there’s no fucking way your dirty, pasty, chunky self could ever compete with a slender Asian whore who would:
1. Shut up
2. Sit down
3. Leave the next morning
So far, transsexual bitches like Michelle with her little abortion fetish aren’t really discouraging men from getting a broader perspective on exactly what a normal woman is.
Let me reiterate: Yes, yes I would rather have a hollow shell of a girly-girl with D cups WITHOUT the vendetta against men. Sorry, whores, if you’re dirty, fat, or too stupid, you just don’t make the cut of how a normal person should act.
And the most plausible explanation thus far is:
You lose, slut! It turns out that knowledge is never dangerous for anyone except those who profit from ignorance! Without your petty little pussified society and laws privileging the stupid whore, you have nothing.
As for Ray, your assumption that we hate women is nothing more than that, an assumption. Best you reassess your opinion there, and I still dispute your capacity to appreciate generalised humour. Your politically correct petticoat is showing.
No one is saying Bush deserves to be in office. Unfortunately, he is and thankfully is being voted out of office. I can’t stand the guy and yes I do understand that Tony Blair isn’t around anymore and so on and so forth but bashing the United States doesn’t support your earlier argument that:
‘Nobody is equal and no one race is greater than the other’
So at the very least don’t contradict yourself. I for one am very patriotic and while my country may have it’s flaws and stupid presidents it’s still that: My country. So stick to the matter at hand which is ‘Men being better than women’ and leave the ‘which country is more stupid’ argument out of the equation.
- Sgt. Reyes
There so much flawed argument in the trolls posts I can’t be bothered picking them apart. In fact, it would be like shooting fish in a barrel, but far too wasteful and time consuming considering the sheer volume of repetitive bullshit. I will say this much, Repeating oneself over and over doesn’t make it true. Especially when what one keeps repeating is sundry insults and nonsense.
So the girly-girls here could win arguments by, say, calling someone out on their alias. For example, your name is T-bag and the chickety behind me is Ray, which implies some degree of trans-sexuality.
Once again, no facts, just emotional self-serving bickering. Now suck my dick.
Firstly, Tony Blair isn’t the Prime Minister anymore.
Therefore he’s not even relevant.
And the royal family are just… there… they have nothing to do with the government or the way the country is run. The way I see it the only point in them is the speech the queen gives every year, that some people watch on TV.
All I can say is that Britain doesn’t have George Bush. George Bush is more than a joke. He makes every American look bad. He’s an idiot, and somehow managed to be re-elected. Not only does that say awful things about your goverment, but about the general population of your country.
Anyway, I’m Northern Irish and have dual nationalities. You have New York and L.A. We have Belfast, home to the IRA and petrol-bombs.
We’re oh-so-feminine.
I’m enjoying the whole ‘Brits are better than Americans’. Sure we have some serious flaws in our government but don’t even get me started on yours.
It’s a joke.
The royal family is a joke.
Tony Blair is a joke.
You got booted out of a country you fancied you controlled. The British military is a joke. Seriously, fuck off Mangina (or are you a woman?)
- Sgt. Reyes
T-bag, many thanks for typing what I was thinking but could not be assed stating. You have self-sacrified your own time for naught though I’m afraid. These people revel in their cult of the retarded.
It’s extremely hard to say that when you seem to think that children with severe mental disorders are better off than ones with low self esteem.
Obviously you know nothing of Antisocial Behavioural Disorder. People suffering from it go against lawful behaviour, or rules, or whatever people tell them to do. They don’t obey people mindlessly, they’re not animals. You wouldn’t be able to ‘point out the stupid ones’.
It would not rule if the neighbour walked up to you and slit your throat. They lack remorse, empathy, they’re aggresive, manipulative and are not ‘hitmen’.
Oh, and not only has this disorder been linked to lack of a mother figure, but also back to alcoholic fathers.
Your name is King Wang.
I could actually just state that and win the argument like *clicks fingers* that.
Your name is King wang.
I have won.
Now it’s time to rub salt in the wound by destroying you.
I do tend to speak a lot, I concede, but it’s hardly a female approach to ‘rightness’
You think I speakth but say nothing at all, but the majority of the time I have to repeat myself.
T-Bong? Wow, that was so witty and humorous I think I pissed myself, I mean like, you replaced the second word of my name with ‘bong’
with comedic genius like that you must get all of the girls.
Your comment is a perfect example of your complaint against me. All you are saying is that I have said nothing at all
but King Wang
theres a difference between saying nothing at all
and you just not understanding it. I act like a woman, you mean i’m right? ow man, some of the other big boys on here wont be pleased about that =(
I’d say that you were a barking dog at 3 AM, but dogs have such a higher intelligence than you it would be an insult to compare them to you.
”Essentially, you prove everything I said of your kind, you have no argument, and you only whine to do so, not to prove shit.”
o.o
In the last paragraph you said I was man.
You just said that all men have no arguement and only whine to do so, not to prove shit.
People on here won’t like you defending woman King Wang.
Nice contradictions.
The same could be said for this whole wesbite. You know, the stupid never say anything important.
You make fun of retards on short buses,was this your school bus? Yes it was, wasn’t it? It’s okay King Wang, I won’t make fun of the fact that you’re a disabled child. I understand its not your failt that you still have to wear nappies, and it’s not your fault your still breastfed by your mum.
Next comment, point out somthing that I said that you don’t understand and I will explain it to you. I will hold your hand through the process so don’t you worry ^^
If I am stupid King Wang, I hate to think what you would be classified as.
Severe retardation… that’s a good one, but it doesn’t even come close to describing you =)
Bwha, what? Where does the bitch-wife driving her hubby away even begin to enter into this? How hard is it to look at something and say:
MEN MAKE BETTER PARENTS THAN WOMEN.
That’s all there is to say. If the men were automatically the primary caregivers, America would not be a utopia but our children would be better off. Just admit you are wrong and move on, Rachel.
Good point.
But how is it a loss if serial killers can be pointed to clean out the stupid ones, and the strippers keep on being trained by Mommy?
Methinks we should examine THAT aspect.
Hey, knowing your neighbor is nuts and going to whack out that asshole across the street while you are at a titty bar would……rule. Manly.
Don’t fuck around with the rest of her message, I just had to read the first part to realize that she’s introverted and stupid like any other pasty little girly-girl.
If you go to a library and analyze the information given at the chart right at the bottom HERE:
http://christianparty.net/sfh.htm
you will find that it falls in accordance with the information offered. It is not questionable – if you cared so much about proving us wrong, you would go to a fucking library. But this is a stupid little girly-girl – she’s the kind of bitch who cries, screaming about how somehow she has a right to marry a man for his money but then a man is sexist for not marrying her ugly, fat ass. Well, let’s see, are you intelligent? Well, you have to constantly insist on your superiority but no.
Moving on, because our little whore is having trouble with comprehension, I will prove her wrong:
In accordance to the Texas juvenile prison records:
% Prison Population % of All Families Factor Relative to 2-parent Household
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Single Mother Household 75% 26% 2.9:1 9.3X
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Single Father Household 1% 6% 1:6 0.5X
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(Removed to avoid confusion)
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Read:
YEAH, BITCH, YOU’RE WRONG – NOW EAT SHIT AND DIE, CUNT, YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG AND IT’S IN YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE!
Ya know what would make you shut up? My cock in your mouth. Don’t try to breathe out your mouth, you’ll choke ;D
http://www.myfreegraphics.com/images/fulls/fat-girls-give-the-best-hea d.0.jpg
Want to prove me wrong? Pull up some census data, cockmongling whore. Won’t that feel good? Proving me wrong with facts, not just talking about how the fact your boyfriend titfucked you last night somehow makes you better than me?
Now, I know for a fact that she did not check the site or else she would have attacked the source for the fact that they have a few outrageous things out there. However, once again, that is not the way you question statistics. The only way to fight statistics is with additional statistics, complete with a reputable source and… oh, wait, I’m talking to a self-centered cunt who would see a man beaten to death if it made her look like less of a whore. For the rest of us, I’m going to slowly but surely pull out that wild card I’ve kept pressed against her eyeballs. I hope this doesn’t catch her by surprise.
I would love to directly quote the census, but then for some reason sociology reports these days seem bad at giving plain numbers and charts, but rather twisting things out so that ‘camwhore mother’ becomes ‘hitting the streets to feed her children’ and all of the other mental-masturbation bullshit you whores gobble up.
Who raised them? See, you need to accept the fact that you’re just mediocre scum, just like any rich white camwhore slut.
‘Antisocial Personality disorder’, the disorder that all serial killers suffer from. “We are rare and we are mostly men.”
The majority of Serial killers are men, and 3% of men are sociopaths. Antisocial Personality disorder is caused by ‘maternal deprivation’ in the first five years of a childs life.
In other words, lack of a mother can turn people into serial killers.
Fathers are responsible for developing the self esteem in a child, especially in daughters. Hence the reason why a lot of fatherless women are strippers.
But personally I’d prefer having society over run by strippers instead of serial killers, wouldn’t you?
Oh yes, we all remember T-Bag Timmy and his ruthless and female approach to “rightness” by speaking forever.
Here’s to hoping a small mind like his own doesn’t start a dissertation on “How T-Bag Speaketh But Say Nothing At All”.
As usual T-Bong, being long-winded only proves you have a lot of hot air in your head, it means not at all you have anything to say.
Your rants prove nothing but a disagreeable dog barking at 3am, and never shutting up. You SHOULD be a woman, you most definitely ACT like one.
Essentially, you prove everything I said of your kind, you have no argument, and you only whine to do so, not to prove shit.
The stupid rarely resort to saying anything of import, stupid.
This is like making fun of a retard on a short bus, fun, amusing, and not at all a challenge, since the fucking idiot IS no challenge.
As always, emptying your head because you can doesn’t make you right or smart, but being stupid you will never understand it…….the saviour of your kind is someone like me pointing out exactly how fucking stupid you really are.
I am going to respond to all three comments at once
and I hate having to repeat myself but its unavoidable when dealing with people like you
Your stats are flawed because of the fact that there are more single mothers than single fathers. I thought you would have had the intelligence and mathematical skills to use ratio, to make the point slightly more reliable
My faith in american men has waned yet again, and I love the way that you couldn’t say anything about the fact that the majority of people held in prison and detention centers were male =)
This is essentialy how the conversation between me and doubt has been going like:
Me:…you see you can’t use the average as a reliable source when arguing an absoloutist point.
You: but look at these stats, its shows on average men can blah de blah
Me: ut I just said that the average can’t be used to argue an absolutist point as a single exception brings the argument crumbling down.
You: Look at these stats!
Me: But they’re based on the average and don’t take many things into consideration.
You: Look at these stats *insert any bad girly girl joke you can think of*
Me: but I just explained to you…
You: Look at these stats
Me: Do you have an extra chromosone?
This disapoints me on a leval you can not believe, feminists love this site as it essentialy proves the stereotype of men, this website is fuel for the feminist fire you self defeating morons. If you actually look at the averages on anything regarding this, woman do tend to excel, this is because mens results are all over the place, there are more mentally retarded men than women and there are more genius men than women, but unfortuantly these amazing people
Leonardo Da Vinci, Albert Einstein Etc.
These awesome men cannot drag the average up enough to compensate for mentally challenged men, so woman do appaear to be smarter, and women tend to be able to read from an earlier age.
Isn’t a bit humiliating to be defeated by your own argument?
I would assume so.
Why is it the worst examples of the male race that always feel the need to represent it? Doubt, you are quite literally an insult to mankind.
Now onto Manvoice.
Manvoice, you fail. There’s no way I could really put it simpler. I could go onto a witty insult on how your name ‘Man-voice’ is probably an insecurity of the fact that your testicles never dropped and you now sound like a chipmunk on helium
but I fear that’s not the reason
I fear it’s because you think you feel you have the right to be the ‘voice of men.’
But you don’t, sorry. My rants disproved your entire argument. I am starting to think that American men can write but not read.
Majority of stats can be twisted to mean anything, and the majority of stats are made up on the spot
because I really don’t know who thought up the ‘Men can read and write better than women’ because its proven that women are better readers and writers than men, but then again it is statistically proven that men tend to be better at maths
but you and your buddys completly disproved that with your inability to comprehend the method of ratio. Shame.
Now onto Zardoz, the one I hoped I could have had some form of mature debating with, but he dissapoints, just like he frequently dissapoints his wife whenever he cannot ‘rise to the occasion’, oh what am I talking about, you don’t trust anyones gender, you probably think your wife was a puerto rican man named Bubba who had a sex change.
Oh, I’m also wrong again, you don’t believe in any form of feminism
You: ‘We are going to McDonalds’
Your wife: ‘I’d quite like to stay in tonight actually’
You: ‘SHUT UP BITCH! I thought you would have learned by now that I feel woman shouldn’t have a say in any matter’
My opinion : Modern day feminism = Bad
Useful old feminism= Good
but you wouldn’t comprehend that.
Just like you don’t comprehend ‘funny’
I’m sorry, but I love generalised humor, but I only like funny generalised humor, Dick’s jokes are the type for pre-pubescant boys who think girls have the ‘cooties’
Dick is a poor mans Maddox.
You can ‘declare’ all you want, but it’s not going to get you very far
and I don’t see why you keep on calling me a woman as I disagree with your point
That’s like calling a black guy getting called white over the internet because he doesn’t speak ’street’.
and if I were a woman
how would that be bad for me?
Your getting thrashed by a race you claim to have superitority over.
That’s like an olympically trained runner losing a race to a fat man in a wheel chair in your mindset.
I love the way you accuse my culture of being feminist.
America has San Fransisco and invented feminism
Northern Ireland invented manly.
Ow, your country created the very thing you hate.
So I’m brainwashed to defend a woman? I haven’t defended a woman as of yet, I have just been ripping the piss out of you and all your friends for being idiots, believe me, if a women came on here and started claiming superitority, I would argue with her as well, same with a man and this is how this situation arose.
I appreciate my masculinity and I am not indoctrinated.
I just like to put idiots back in their place is all. I hold a door open for men and women alike.
God.
This is like playing chess with a blind man.
Its easy, but it’s tough to convince him he’s lost.
Contrary to popular belief, you can be against feminism and not hate women. A concept the men on here can’t seem to grasp.
Feminism in this day and age is outdated and unnecessary, so it is pointless and sexist. This site is sexist. So I’m guessing T-Bag is against sexism/discrimination in general.
I think i’ll respond to all three of your comments here
all right
I shall explain
yet again.
1: That stat about men being better parents based on those stats would be a lot more reliable using ratio, seeing as there is a considerable amount less of male parents for female parents. It dissapoints me that your amazing male brain didn’t notice that.
Why is it always the worst examples of the male race that feel the need to represent the rest of us? You’se and Dick are essentialy proving the feminist arguments that men only care about sex, why do you have the suck so much? This website is fuelling the feminist fire.
You ignored several things in my little rants that you don’t seem to understand
You are constantly using the average.
The average is a very bad thing to use when arguing an absoloutist point, as all it takes is one example to bring it crumbling down.
You also ignored the fact that the majority of the people in the Jails and detention centers are male.
This is essentialy how this argument has been going Doubt:
Me: Well you see, the average is flawed in arguing an absolutist point (shows example)
You: Look at the stats.
Me: Aye, so what?’
You: It says on average that men are better at blah-de-blah
Me: …but I just explained to you why that argument is flawed, l explain again *explains again*
You: Look at the stats.
Me: I have but like, I just told you why that is flawed
You: Look at these stats *shows more stats based on average*
Me: Look, I know that, but that doesn’t work in arguing an absolutist point *explains again*
You: Your maths are flawed, look at these stats *puts some sort of girly girl insults forward*
Me: Do you have an extra chromosone?
2: Mansvoice, you really need to y’know, become more sensible
statistics areally can be twisted to show anything, and even though there is a fair amount of stats saying that men are better than woman, there are just as many saying that women are better than men. Women do learn to read and write faster than men, save some some form of retardation, that is usually the case
you do get some male prodigys, like Leonardo Da Vinci, Einstein Etc.
but mens results are over the place, there is more mental retardation in males than in females, but there is also more geniuses in male
but using the average
Women are better than men
I personally detest that idea, but using your ‘immaculate and incontradicatble; argument of the average, its true
nice goign retards
using your amazing argument you just lost your battle
and there is more illiterate men than women.
So I will put this plain and simple to you
as I think you’se are american after all
and years of incest does make your mind think crazy thoughts.
Ignoring my points does not mean they do not exist.
No one is equal.
You cannot argue an absolutist point by only using averages and insults about gender.
You really need to get out more and meet a nice girl, and stop watching MTV.
Now this is to Zardoz, you I thought I was going to have an actual mature deabte with, but he failed as well. I should learn not to call peoples bluffs when im sure they can’t deliver, just like your wife should learn that she shouldn’t expect you to ‘rise to the occasion’
oh
but you wouldn’t have a wife, seeing as you hate the feminist movement
‘We are going to McDonalds.’
‘Can’t we just eat in?’
‘SHUT UP BITCH! I thought you would have learned right now that woman having any form of power is a bad thing!’
My opinion is: modern feminism bad, the important feminism good.
but seeing as you are like all the other idiots on here, you will probably ignore that, shame really.
generalised humor is awesome, but like
Dick’s?
Humor is supposed to be funny Zardoz.
Dick’s humor is like, well it’s a bit like maddox except not funny, and he believes it.
You can declare all you want but like, it’s not going to get you very far now is it?
If I were a girl, how would take away from my argument
it would actually add to my argument
y’know, being completly thrashed to pieces by someone in a gender you claim to have superiority over.
From your perspective, isn’t that a bit like an olympic runner being beaten badly by a guy with no legs?
Ouch…
Your from america, you have san fransisco, you can never be ‘manly’, you invented feminism.
I am from northern ireland, we invented manly.
but now I can be expected
by your amazing sense of wit
to be called a leprechaun princess
but thats like calling a black man ‘wonderbread’
This is like playing chess with a blind man
It’s easy, but its tough to convince him he’s lost.
I’m yet to meet an actuary that believes stats can mean anything.
As for a troll whom claims to despise feminism then proceeds to bash an MRG website for negative portrayal of women, and in the process of which clearly demonstrates an inability to comprehend generalised humour, I find myself having to declare a double bullshit on both T-Bag’s assertions of being anti-feminist and of male gender.
If I am incorrect, then I can only view this as meaning Britain is so deeply under the talons of feminism that their male children are being raised without appreciation of their own masculinity, and an indoctrinated impulse to defend the female gender regardless of the fact it strengthens feminist superiority in their laws and culture.
stats can mean anything
Apparently, they *show* that Men > women. They can also mean that “women suck” etc etc but to twist it to say that stats can mean anything shows how fucktarded you are T-bag. Fuck off.
http://christianparty.net/sfh.htm
Princess, scroll to the very bottom of this page. Just read the chart on the end. What do you see?
And you wasted all of that time making a fool about yourself.
Simply put, if the divorce courts favored men as the primary caregivers, society as a whole would be better off. Seeing as how people like you have trouble applying logic and reason to a situation, I’m afraid that’s how things will have to turn out.
T-bagged, mathematically you are wrong again. Yet this little bitch keeps nagging and nagging and grasping, she can not allay her furious hatred for the men that provide for her and protect her for one second to look around and see the logical, plausible answer. What a stupid, cockmongling whore.
You’ll soon be a lonesome 30-something crying about where the good ones went (uh, away from you, no-fucking-shit) and why men will no longer settle for your ’shapely’ body. Perhaps if your body was not the only thing you had you may not have so bleak a future, but alas, you are too stupid to even begin to comprehend the past or present. I imagine her future involves some rich man feeding her bonbons and expecting absolutely nothing in return.
To help you out, honeybuns, here is why a child raised by a father would be better off than one raised by both people:
Western girls are whores.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f5/Stupidandfat.jpg
Hm.
You don’t seem to understand the flaws of your mathematics
so I will explain, in a relativly patronising way:
I have 4 apple trees, and 25 of those apples turn bad.
My Friend, Greg, has 20 apple trees and and 75 apples turn bad
We send them to a place for bad apples.
My apples take up a quarter of the space, and my friends Gregs apple take up three quarters.
Using your theorey, my friend Greg is a worse apple grower than me.
We will ignore the fact, and there is a possibilty, that I gave him, against his will, some of those apple trees, and I planted them in bad areas so the trees couldn’t get enough nutrients for them to turn them into good apples.
You see, the thing about statistics is that the majority of them can be twisted to mean anything
99% of serial killers have eaten bread, therefore bread turns you into a serial killer.
and as for those wonderous little stats you gave me, about the children going to jail, how many of those children were male?
You said ‘our nation’
I have only ever heard americans use that phrase, and as seeing as you quoted the stats for texas’ juvenile prisons, i will assume your american.
That means you ignored me saying that I lived in the UK, but it’s okay, I can understand that ‘your nation’ is going to shit, and your government isn’t exactly the best for childcare.
But I am pretty sure that Dick got most of his opinions of women by watching MTV’s sweet sixteen on repeat, I admit that your nations girls (and boys for that matter) aren’t the brightest
and you can call them sluts and all you want
but the fact is
If you say that they can’t tie their shoelaces, but they are smart enough to marry a rich old billionaire and screw him for a while and when he dies gets all of their money, you may say that she is a stupid whore, but she managed to become a billionaire with no hard work and a measly IQ, somthing you could never hope to achieve.
and you may be like ‘But she is a whore’, well so are you when you suck up to your boss, the only thing is, her rewards are greater. I just think Dick and all are just pissed off because they get manipulated by women with less brains than a red blood cell.
but that only happens in America really, I mean, you are the stupidest and fattest country in the world, I don’t blame you, I mean you have got to take our your frustration (sexual, personal and professional) out on something.
Don’t even try and argue an absoloutist point, as all it takes is one exception to bring it crumbling down.
This website should be changed to
‘Some men are better than some women.’
and whenever you find your holy grail of an argument, an irrefutable piece of evidence that ALL men are better than ALL women at something, then the name should be changed too:
‘Some men are better than some women, except for (blank) in which men totally dominate)’
http://denisdutton.com/baumeister.htm
=)
I hate feminism as well, it is basically the female version of this. The idea of a superiority of a race is flawed.
I will ignore the insults and jibes as you actually are sensiblem, I detest feminism to a point which is unbelivable, I mean like
how do they expect us to stop certain men from being retarded sexual harrasers?
We can’t, but they blame the whole male race for this.
A lot like this website, but still, feminism is for man beasts and lesbians, this website is for men who don’t have the balls too handle rejection.
God I hate feminism, and I hate chauvinism which doesn’t make good points, like Dick.
and also to your point about talking about them rather than too them
That is called bitching, and that is very, very womanly. Shame.
and I actually would prefer that you referred to ‘them’ as it, but it really doesn’t matter. does it? I mean like, even if I was a girl, which I can assure I am not, it wouldn’t take anything away from my argument.
I don’t get pleasure from attention by the way, I get pleasure by correcting idiots. Sadism is awesome. and this is the first ‘forum’ I have ever been on, so i wouldnt call me a forum troll as of yet =)
I am prepared to debate on rational terms. Go for it.
I see T-Bag has mostly ceased posting their delight in homoerotica, and moved onto debating with fallacious logic and character assaults in an attempt to appear intelligent. Thus far, about the only intelligent thing s/he has contributed was this gem:
As for declarations of being a man, I dispute that on the grounds that the fallacious manner in which they form arguments, twist facts, cast aspersions regarding sexuality (which is extremely amusing considering the amount of gay images s/he shared with us at the onset of their posting), then shut the fuck up when statistics were cited which clearly took into account ratios of representation, I would say that T-Bag was rather feminist-womanish. Which is to say they argue in very much the same manner as many other feminist trolls have done here. Since their gender is openly disputed, I shall henceforth refer to them as “it”.
I personally am not against women, only the feminist movement. If women wish to support feminism for selfish gains, then they are a feminist and as a result I am against them on the grounds of the feminist agenda they wish to propagate. If they support feminism for reasons of having been brainwashed during their scholastic indoctrination, then I will try to assist in helping them to see reality. If they are prepared to debate on rational terms. When they choose rather to do nothing but sling insults, in a tirade of indignation that men actually dare to have such a website as this, then I may join in the insult game purely for entertainment.
Forum trolls are like feminism-empowered slatterns. Use them once or twice, then ignore their calls and messages. Eventually they just go away and leave you to conduct business in peace.
@Doubt: don’t let this freak twist your words into its own version of what you said any more. In fact, I wouldn’t even bother arguing with it. Its “arguments” are not arguments, as there is no logical validity in misrepresentation (in this case twisting your words into something easier to argue against or insult), nor is there even the remotest form of validity in using insults as argument. Many forum trolls don’t even buy into the shit they spiel anyhow, they just post in order to get a reaction for their own perverted pleasure. Every time you reply to such a troll, with statistical fact, insult, or anger, they just lean closer into the monitor and manipulate themselves faster at having gained attention. As RobC has pointed out, far better to just talk about them than directly to them. Better still to just ignore them altogether.
T-bag, you just impersonated a man on the internet and girly-girls are well known for their sexual insecurity. You really shouldn’t be calling me a homosexual, especially if I do not need to validate my life in every post I make. Look at the numbers and explain to me the most likely explaination, not the one you wish were true. Perhaps these pictures will help if you happen to be one of those illiterates:
http://bp3.blogger.com/_c3HoRwOqXpE/Rs0GatGyapI/AAAAAAAAADg/jZCx9LZcJT M/s1600-h/BadMomCompilation.jpg
Wait, wait a second. I looked back on what I cited and look at this – a child raised by your boyfriend will actually be LESS likely to end up in prison than if you had to step in. See, that’s the world we live in – a world filled with ungrateful whores like you who think that if you ‘tried your best’ it somehow makes you equal or superior to me.
“Why does David Burgess believe this? Carefully consider what the
above statistics mean. An average of 4% of our nation’s children grew
up in single-father households, an average of 30% grew up in
single-mother households, and an average of 60% grew up in
two-parent families, with the remaining 6% growing up with
grandparents, foster homes, uncles and aunts, etc. Children from
single-father households are under-represented in juvenile prisons by 4
times, and children from two-parent families are under-represented by
3 times–BUT children from single-mother households are
OVER-represented by TWO AND ONE HALF TIMES (2 1/2 x). ”
- http://christianparty.net/sfh.htm
“Juveniles committed to juvenile prisons (Texas):
Less than 1% are from single father homes
20% are from 2-parent homes
79% are from fatherless homes”
Oh no, your not a whiny stupid bitch, and I acknowledge that, i truly do, your just a chronic masterbator that gets jealous of the fact that you know you will never get to have sex with a girl. Maybe another man, because you do come across as a bit of a poof, not that there is anything wrong with that.
you say that single mothers cause all the problems in society essentialy, but the fact is, there is a considerable amount more single mums than there are fathers, a load of men get woman pregnant and then bugger off.
I admit that men do enforce discipline into a child, but when a man and woman raise it together, the child ends up better than with just one parent raising it
I would have to say that you were probably a girl that got pissed off with the fact your dad ‘touched your privates’ when mum was out, you blamed your mum for not being able to protect you from him, so you decided to turn into a man through a sex change operation so your dad wouldn’t wnat to touch you anymore.
Some people say that the eyes are the window to the soul
others say the hands
I personally say really bad insults are.
Oh this is brilliant , you say woman do not know maths, but f we use your flawed use of the average, here in the UK woman pass GCSE and A level maths much more than men do.
Oh that has just got to hurt ^^
What about the statistics of a child with both a male and a female parent?
So woman won’t be evil kineval?
Holy shit man! I mean like
that just proves right there and then that all men are greater than all women.
You put a motorcycle rider up on a pedestal like that?
I actually didn’t think that post was serious.
Men have pets too by the way, and I explained how the statistics are flawed, I mean. Lets say that some women can’t read and write as well as some men can, but the post also says that some men can’t read and write, and i’m pretty sure some women out there can read and write better than those illiterate men (and seeing as intelligence is one of your base theories of the ‘men better than woman’ claim) that must mean that some women are better than some men, completly destroying your absolutist claim. If your theorey is absoloutist, you must be pretty damn smart to be able to argue your point, and no one on this website can, this website is a dissapointment in that respect =/
Can you please cite the sources for these statictics? and link me?
and explain to me how the results were obtained?
I mean, I just destroyed your entire argument there and you couldn’t do anything about it.
Too essentialy edit your comment and put it back to you ‘Did you read the post I just made? How can you be so self obsessed and stupid- what in the fuck is wrong with you’
If you read it you would have had more sense than to post that comment, it would have saved you looking like an idiot
You: ‘This statistic proves that more woman are illiterate than men are!’
Me: ‘Yes, but the average is flawed, if you look at the averages, all women are smarter than all men and all men are violent rapists.’
You: ‘But Dick said in one of his comments that all women are thieving monsters that will break my heart =o and Dick doesnt lie ever!’
Me: ‘So Dick, is someone that has met every female on the planet and has calculated their personlity to see wether they would hurt your (and I mean specifically you) feelings?’
You: ‘Yes, because his first name is a slang term for penis and he has lots of funny little names for things like ‘Dick in your ear’ *hehehe*
Me: ‘ I think your impotent messiah has failed you.’
It’s sad i know, but sometimes your just going to have to admit:
It’s not your mothers fault you have downsyndrome =(
Now please argue back sensibly, with valid points, and nothing as rudimentary as: ‘Women are shit, end of’
If you are smart enough, and feel you have enough reason, for such an idiotic claim as this, please back it up with valid reasons, and if they are good reasons I will consider you a lonely geek who has nothing better to do than feverishly masterbate over pictures of Dick while eating a greasy burger, constantly blaming that your life is this shit because a girl broke up with you. You really need to man up.
Even if me and my sister were transexual girly girls, you just got your ass kicked by them, you must lose like, a million ‘man points’ for that, eh?
Oh, read the rest too. You’ll find the information. I just don’t spam up the forums like a whiny little bitch because I’m not a whiny, stupid little bitch. Your periods do not compensate for an inability to understand the concept of basic mathematics, honeybuns! Stick to what you were made for!
From the looks of things, T-bag is a stupid, lying cunt. Hey, way to stick up for all of those transsexual girly-girls and proclaim your maleness, bitch!
‘# 63% of youth suicides are from fatherless homes (Source: U.S. D.H.H.S., Bureau of the Census
# 90% of all homeless and runaway children are from fatherless homes
# 85% of all children that exhibit behavioral disorders come from fatherless homes (Source: Center for Disease Control)
# 80% of rapists motivated with displaced anger come from fatherless homes (Source: Criminal Justice & Behavior, Vol 14, p. 403-26, 1978.)
# 71% of all high school dropouts come from fatherless homes (Source: National Principals Association Report on the State of High Schools.)
# 75% of all adolescent patients in chemical abuse centers come from fatherless homes (Source: Rainbows for all Gods Children.)
# 70% of juveniles in state-operated institutions come from fatherless homes (Source: U.S. Dept. of Justice, Special Report, Sept 1988)
# 85% of all youths sitting in prisons grew up in a fatherless home (Source: Fulton Co. Georgia jail populations, Texas Dept. of Corrections 1992)
This means that children from fatherless homes are:
* 5 times more likely to commit suicide
* 32 times more likely to run away
* 20 times more likely to have behavioral disorders
* 14 times more likely to commit rape
* 9 times more likely to drop out of high school
* 10 times more likely to abuse chemical substances
* 9 times more likely to end up in a state-operated institution
* 20 times more likely to end up in prison. ‘
-http://www.fathermag.com/news/1780-stats.shtml
Uh, T-bag, Ray – we know you’re transsexual girly-girls.
Did you even look at the statistics I offered you? How can you be so self-obsessed and stupid – what in the fuck is wrong with you?
haha women outdo men? are you fucking kidding me? since the bigening of time men have dominated, why, because we outdid women in every aspect, so form the bigening of mankind men have always been superior at almost everything.
Symbolism is the applied use of symbols: iconic representations that carry particular conventional meanings.
not a single symbol was used in that post =) nice vocabulary.
At no point on that comment did I ever talk about the superitority of woman, so you essentialy just imagined that, along with my supposed want of a roaring ovation.
and also, the ejaculating eyeballs thing was a response to the idea of ‘Dick being able to impregnante girls with his eyes’ so you just essentialy ignored what I was replying too, hence why you like a fool whos mother was his sister.
…so you’re saying that if I adopted a child, and had a boyfriend, seeing as I am man it couldn’t possible be my own, that if my boyfriend raised it, he would do a better job? why? who is this future boyfriend of mine, why have I turned homosexual, why is he a better parent than me and how do you know this
the fact is:
you don’t
and I can safely assume that you think I am a girl, but i’m not unfortunatly, so all of your sexism is going to be slightly wasted on me, isn’t it?
and surely if you kew anything about parenting, you would know that a child raised by both parents, each of whon love it and wnat the best for it, is the least likly to end up in jail.
and you are ignoring so many factors it’s unbelivable. what is the child in jail for? He could have had a nervous breakdown after his mother, who he loved very much, died and he went on a shooting spree. GODDAM! but if a man raised it, and the child loved the father very much and had a mental breakdown of the same par, he definatly wouldn’t go on a shooting spree.
-.-
It doesnt depend on the gender of the parent, it depends on how good the parent is, and that comes down to individule personalitys. Yes you can have whorey female mothers who don’t give two shits about their child, but you can have men who are like that, you can have woman who are brilliant mothers and you can have men who are brilliant fathers. The fact is, it all comes down to the individual personalitys and character, not wether they have fallopian tubes or a penis.
Now what is your comeback to this ‘oh but these statistics say this, and these staistics say that’ but statistics are nearlyt always flawed, especially if using the average. On average women are smarter than men, but i’m smarter than most female of the girls in my school. Men on average are more likly to commit a violent crime, but most of the men I know have more sense than to do somthing like that.
Nobody is equal and no one race is greater than the other.
Your testicle eyed messiah and all of his impotent little followers filled with bitterness might now be able to see somthing:
Sense
Sorry. Did I hurt your feelings?
You dumb fucks are dense. Yes, it was a joke. I said it in reply to some slit saying she could beat dick up.
Geez. Fuck off.
It’s good to know someone on here can take a joke.
Firstly, I’m pretty sure it was meant as joke, and not to be taken seriously, just a way to point out that it’s a stupid statement to make.
And Sorry. I’m not American (thank god) and therefore don’t get whatever channel Dick was on.
Hilarious and obviously factual considering Dick’s own words.
Oh, but I can (ignore) and there is (something to back up our arguments).
Just the whole of civilization and everything you touch, feel, see and take for granted.
The whole “eyes” getting a woman pregnant is fantasy, just like her “beating dick up”. Of course, women have no reality check organ to keep them from believing stupid shit, like he won’t beat you again and it was just cybersex.
And I didn’t think up the eyeball/impregnation scenario. Dick did and it was aired on national television.
We aren’t here to argue though. We are here to watch idiots impale themselves on their politically correct poles.
Aw, thank you!
What a disturbing conclusion to jump to.
Wonder what that says about you…
Why do the men on here just insult people when they can’t think of a logical argument? It’s just like Detached, you can’t write off the many pissed of women that come onto this site when you have nothing to back up your arguments.
It makes you look stupid, immature and bitter, when actually, most of you can make sense when you put your mind to it.
*plays the theme from Deliverance on a banjo for you*
I think you’ll find it was Detached who mentioned impregnating women through use of Dick’s eyeballs.
T-Bag decided to point out what a strange and stupid comment that was. Actually, he didn’t even encourage female superiority, he just pointed out that it was an idiotic thing to say, and not something to be proud of. Seriously, impregnating someone with their eyeballs??
The reason I mentioned ‘gayness’ was because Doubt mentioned T-Bags ‘boyfriend’, but obviously you didn’t notice that. Therefore, if T-bag was to have a boyfriend, that would make it a gay couple.
And he’s not my lover.
He’s my brother.
But thanks for that ignorant, homophobic assumption.
No, it was definitely T-Bag who brought us that imagery through his strangely twisted interpretation of a comment by Detached.
My first impression from this is that you and he must be lovers, since gayness seems to be so obviously close to your minds. My second impression is that you’re an idiot, for the reason that your final statement makes little or no sense whatsoever. But ok, whatever floats your boat. There’s websites that cater the needs of you two elsewhere on the internet, go jerk off there instead. Spamming our boards with that shit is really quite repulsive.
First of all, the symbolism was awful.
And I think you’ll find it wasn’t T-Bag who brought up the ejaculating eyeballs, it was Detached.
And T-Bag is a guy.
So therefore his comment does not reflect a women’s opinion. Despite the fact that it is hilarious. And I never knew gay couples raised criminals.
Once again, the wonders of symbolism are lost on our little miss… T-bag. There she goes, on another one of her rants about deformities and the superiority of womyn.
I try to respect girls – I really do. I try to think of them as at least equal to me but then they go on talking about ejaculating eyeballs and calling their audience stupid when they do not get a roaring ovation.
T-bag – why is it that statistically a child raised by your boyfriend would be twice LESS likely to end up in jail than one you raised as a couple? Could you help me out on this one, pull up some census information mayhap? You can find mine right here: http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/about3159.html
Surely, the amazing gift of being able to impregnate a woman with your eyes has left Dick with some sort of terrible deformity, I mean like, think of all the organs you would need, you would need testicles, prostates and so many others.
Maybe the reason you’re so hateful towards woman is that they laugh when you try to make love to them with your eyeball? Most likely.
I can only pity you, with your ejaculating pupils.
Yes, it sounds more retarded that you could possibly comprehend, but i’m pretty sure a woman could take out a deformed cripple like Dick.
That was completely irrelevant.
You didn’t answer the question.
This is funny – even though Andy Kaufman did it as Tony Clifton more than 25 years ago.
Corrections
on previous article
in the article http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/donkey-punch/#more-765
The Donkey Punch is not jizzing on a girl’s face and then punching her in the mouth.
Dick your right, That is called a jelly doughnut, and that is -100,000 Man Points
And The noted move of
hitting a girl in the head while you’re boning her.
Is called a … Punch to the head, nothing special
your still loosing man points.
I am assuming his mommy let his wanker out of the basement so his Tommy……….who the fuck cares? That dude is a fag………..here, suck on THIS……..bitch……….
Wait!
Kitty Carlisle (Match Game ‘72)
“Jimmy goes to BLANK to do BLANK”
Here! Kitty says, “Jimmy goes to TOWN to do Killer’s MOM”.
Or something similar. Damn I miss this shit, Killer, you are as easy a target as your sister on Prom Night………….
What a load of sexually disturbed wankers there are around. Send them all to Iraq to get thier throts slit. Bet you the guys on here on yanks. America is a shit hole
What, has the bitch cast a spell using her Barbie spell kit?
Sidenote: I’ve had a teenage slut type out a spell and email it to me, explaining that ‘now im cursed.’ Have the record somewhere.
Stupid whores pretend like they can suddenly bend reality and physics. It’s all about daddy’s little entitlement cunt feeling like she’s better than me and she can control my life.
Not going to happen, bitch.
PS
Tammy is a fucking stripper name!
I just realized that! Tammy is the kind of slut you request on phone sex, or whatever the men who have superstitions of sluts do when they can’t look a bitch in the face to talk her down.
Pitiful considering how they’re the ones looking up to you, physically, mentally, and emotionally.
I hope you bitches enjoy being made into skin suits by the men you deprave. Congratu-fucking-lations. You have your skanky selves to blame, cunt.
Judging from that, you also have waaaay better sense of humour and sarcasm!
Well well well…what a tiny little man you are Dick. I reckon the donkey punch came about because some small Dick Prick like yourself, had to devise a way of ensuring he hadn’t bored his poor conquest to death while boning her!!!!
How does that sit with you little boy?
We women outlive you, outsmart you and outdo you constantly. Prepare to be a lonely little boy for the rest of your miserable existence Dickwad!!
Yeah, how low can women sink? Oh yeah, I forgot – Rockbottom.
Just thought I’d clear that little bit up for you, little miss. You need to stop impersonating gay males – what, do you cross-dress and fantasize about having a dick or something?
Please don’t ask for my address and then call me a coward for not putting personal information on the web.
I like my skin attached to my body, not yours, thank-you-very-much. Really, though, get those desires of yours checked out – even for a western slut with castration fetishes, you’re pretty depraved.
I can’t even start by saying how much i laughed reading this. Dick you’re fuckin hilarious and yet so true! and to all the chicks getting pissed about this post. get over it, lots of dudes don’t know the REAL meaning of a donkey punch running around telling their buds it’s when you jizz in a girls mouth and punch her. Dick saves lifes and faces!
Liek omg!! That is the best idea any man has had! We should suck eachothers cocks too, beacuse woman have cuties!
Me too! We should get together some time and stick it in each others asses!
Oh, alright guys! I admit it.
I’m gay!
its ironic your name is dick. asshole.
The hairy part is made by hormones you stupid whore.
Their brain haven’t developed yet? Look around you bitch.
Take a look out of your window, everything you see is made by man.
Now can you bitches fuck off from this site you are just proving that Dick is right. Man has always ruled the world after god almighty.
List of most appropriate world rulers.
1 God
2 Man
3 Horse
4 Dog
5 Cat
6 Rat
7 Woman
8 Beatles and other insects.
you make me laugh will you’re mentally stunted views.
men are more hairy than women as they are further down the evolution line………….so women no need to worry there brains haven’t yet developed…..lol
The more you post, the more you prove Dick is right. Way to go, continue to run your mouth off.
Yeah..okay…my grammer…how about this….FUCK YOU!!!
Hows that for grammer?Ya Dick wanna be.
The only joke here karry is your grammar and though process.
Jennifer, if Dick wanted to he could impregnate you with his eyes, wait 9 months and then beat the shit out you and take your baby as his own.
Think that sounds retarded? Well it sounds just as retarded as you thinking you can go man to man with a man, stupid whore.
Congratulations on doing something that ever man is expected to do from the very beginning. I’m so proud you have reached adulthood.
Dickhead….You are a joke!!!!
I would love to meet you….in a dark alley…I would show you what a donkey punch is…and trust me..it has nothing to do with sex…you pathetic loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope Dr.Phil is smacking your dumbass around in the Dr.Phil house!
I just have one question for you dick…. can you pull a kid out of you penis. Obviously women were chosen to take part in the miracle of birth because we are not as worthless as you male chouvinist pigs. If you honestly think that you are better than women than show us the accomplishments that you have made in your life that no woman has. You are a pathetic excuse for a man and a complete waste of sperm and space. Your an embarrassment to society and American citizens. If you crossed paths with me you would be squashed like a bug and drowned in your ignorance trying to prove your useless and outrageous opinions. I feel sorry for your mother and the embarrassment you have cast upon her. I would hope that you would never disrespect your mother by kissing her with that dirty mouth of yours.
Hey there everyone. I’ve noticed a pattern with these men’s replies to people’s posts. They seem to have a pretty open ended answer to everything, however, they do not have any solid evidence to support any of their women-bashing claims. It is all their own opinions. And we all know opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. There does not seem to be any facts to back up their arguments.
So, I too disagree with pretty much everything they have said. As for the women hating sex comments; some women do! Why? Various reasons. A main one is that the man is not exactly well equipped or cannot perform up to par. It’s that simple. I’m sure some women out there have other reasons, I just wanted to enlighten some of these thick skulled boys who haven’t grown into real men yet. Yes, I’m talking about you ‘Dick’.
And as for him prefering to be called ‘Dick’,- I’d prefered to be called WonderWoman but I don’t give myself a nickname,I’ve got better things to do. You should look into some type of hobby or activity to occupy your narrow mind.
I read a comment before about someone mentioning the superiority complex. I looked it up and if you’ll read it you will notice some similarities to what ‘Dick’ seems to be suffering from. I got this from wikipedia.
—-\\\\Superiority complex refers to a subconscious neurotic mechanism of compensation developed by the individual as a result of feelings of inferiority. The feelings of inferiority in this specific complex are often brought on by social rejection, possibly as a result of the indivudual’s ugliness, ignorance to hygiene, or generally low intelligence in regard to other people. The term was coined by Alfred Adler (February 7, 1870 – May 28, 1937), as part of his School of Individual psychology.Those exhibiting the superiority complex commonly project their feelings of inferiority onto others they perceive as beneath them, possibly for the same reasons they themselves may have been ostracized, i.e. viewing most, possibly all people as “ugly” or “stupid”, and beneath oneself. Accusations of arrogance and cockiness are often made by others when referring to the individual exhibiting the superiority complex.
Behaviors related to this mechanism may include an exaggeratedly positive opinion of one’s worth and abilities, unrealistically high expectations in goals and achievements for oneself and others, vanity, extravagant style in dressing (with intent of drawing attention), pride, sentimentalism and affected exaltation, snobbishness, a tendency to discredit other’s opinions, forcefulness aimed at dominating those considered as weaker or less important, credulity, and others.\\\\\\====
Does anyone else think that this sounds alot like what these guys have going on? Or perhaps their just plain bored and need to bash women to make themselves feel good for a little while.
I don’t need a man for anything I work, I pay my own bills, I am buying my own car and as for sex all I need is battiers and I don’t need a man to get off either. So as far as I’m concerned YOU are full of shit and I am so glad most men aren’t like you…………….
women are smarrt
we are pretty and
we can give birth
yes pain full but true
if u lived the life of a women for even 1day u would relize are life isnt as great as u would asume!
trust me it is hard but not completly as hard as we make it sem in all are drama
none the less my point her e is we are equal and we are living too so apreceat us and it will al be good
so why do you hate women. is it because you can’t geta girlfriend. i suggest that you give women a chance.
yes women know math.
2 times 4 equals 8 OMG..
so women who are cheating whores chose to cheat and they chose to be a whore. lay off and maybe you’ll be apprecitated
alrighty
so i am a WOMEN!!!
yes and i am pround of it now i have one question for u men
if u hate women so much! how do u plane to ahve sex?
i mean the plessure of masturbation cant hold u off forever!
and i wanna know why u dick have so many issues with women ?
is it casue ur ugly?
u have issues getting women?
becasue ur a loser?
casue u get picked on?
or all of the above pluse more?
i mean i am just saying what comes to mind when reading this
and saying that i and the rest of the women are rasict apperently u need a dictionary just casue we have a bad day and dont like what we have to wear or the bitches around dosnt mean shit ok so u mother fucker!
can burn in hell ur more rasect than any women in the worls for being sexest!!
thnx u and i bid u good day’ sir’
I think you do this for the attention, were you not loved enough as a child? did your mother not hug you enough? What do you have to say I wonder about the countless number of women that serve in the military and those of us that have fought side by side with men defending our counrty and your very right to have this freedom of speech to bash women as you do I think i can speak for most women when i say go fuck yourself you sad piece of shit.
Get over yourself Dick you are stupid. This website is pointless. Men and women are both good. You are being ignortant and a idiot
No matter how many times it makes them look like total idiots, they just keep taking the bait and proving that men are indeed better than women.
That is funny. Now fuck off.
*test*
All of you “guys” on this site are poor excuses for men, who either cant get any, or just have bad issues with women that you need to deal with. It really is sad
There is something called “Objective Truth”. I learnt this from Anon, a guy from Mensa and another contributor of this site. There are certain things which are clearly defined as “right” or “wrong”; the same can be said about the standards that women have failed to pass.
Well well, I’m curious to know if you applied any physics to determining which containers would be proper for storing your feces. Clearly it’s an issue when it is another man, much like yourself who is determining what those standards are.
Sarcasm aside, I think Dick would make a great dad. He wont let women slide for their bullshit and actually bring them up right.
irregardless or regardless? Only one is an actual word. I just really do want you to be a king, wang.
Conceited? No, he isnt. Cock sucking is a woman’s job.
Dear Dick,
I think you would be a great dad. Especially to a little girl. I hope you have baby girl that, in her life, will only encounter men such as yourself, who hold the same views. I hope that a man from this site marries your daughter. I hope that she has teachers in school who are of the same beliefs as you. I hope that her little friends are boys from Dad’s like you.
And lastly, may your daughter, daughterS if you are lucky, experience that donky punch which you are teaching and advocating here. Yes, Dick I think you would be a great Dad. Carry on.
YOU ARE AN OVER CONCIDED COCK SUCKER!!!!
No, I said pre-frontal cortex because that is the area of the brain that is responsible for rational choices (along with other things). So it was in complete relevance to your post. Saying women had brains as well would have been to broad.
haha.
In any case, of course it was directed at Wolfe. It was said primarily for his consideration. It was posted in an open forum, yes. But you seem to imply that my words were spoken (typed) for some kind of smear agenda. Far be it from me to speak in such a way! I speak only truth.
As far as your “pre-frontal cortex”… you could have just as simply said “brain”. Instead, you attempted to prove that you are smarter than me by using words you hoped I wouldn’t know. It’s the psuedo-intellectual form of “nuh uh” or “I know you are but what am I?”
Well, you may know more words about the brain, but I know how to use it. So there.
And my previous statement is still valid.
I really do enjoy King Wang’s posts.
An egocentric society based on……………female values of looks being more important than anyone/anything else. Most definitely not a Man-Invention what-so-fucking-ever.
That is, after all, why women are Narcissists. They did invent that!
Being nice nowadays cost more in time and energy to some asshole or shithead who won’t pass the Nice Buck anyway, but bitch about how they were treated rudely when they yelled at the waiter for being slow.
I would open the door for a woman (and still do) any time, but if you are too fucking slow to meet me there, you can open your own goddam door, because the government has now forced me to treat you as an equal……SO OPEN YOUR OWN FUCKING DOOR, YOUR ARM AIN’T BROKE EVEN IF YOUR BRAIN IS.
If you can be a fucking idiot and vote for Hillary Clinton, I say you can build your own house bitch, much less open a fucking door for yourself.
Chivalry is and always was the STRONG acting to help the WEAK.
As always, a Man-Vention right there. (I add Joan of Ark in there. She did kick ass, but cooked for it)
Respect is earned, not given. The last time I fought a war for a bunch of fucking idiots here in the USA, I decided that everyone can pretty much kiss my Man-Ass as it is. I won’t give you shit, do like me you lazy motherfuckers, WORK FOR IT.
Because it makes the other person feel special. We live in a really fast paced and egocentric society – which has the harrowing effect of creating low self esteems. It’s nice to think that someone else thinks thinks enough of you to give up a seat for you, or open a door for you.
Oh and I know this was directed at Wolfe,
but, the last time I checked, women also had pre-frontal cortexes.
Clair, why would you give up your seat for anyone, unless they had a valid reason for needing it more than you?
And Wolfe…
Least of all men? Just because women do not possess the mental ability to make rational choices does not mean they are allowed to depart from legal (or in this case) moral accountability.
I understand that because men have the ability to think, we are held to higher standards. This, I agree on. But if women have no ability to function in a society built on manly things like reason, respect, attrition and above all physics, they should be kept in the proper container, like my feces.
-FLUSH-
I like it. Never tried it. I would consider Donkey Punchin’ a hooker though, because at $200 an hour, I gotta get my nut AND try some new shit out.
It’s like Fish Hookin’ her. A man has gotta do what a MAN has to do, irregardless of Man-Points.
That and show them the Pimp Hand.
All a matter of taste.
No, then eat her babies
And then bite her ear off?
Right hook and left uppercut.
You mean bite her ear off?
I don’t think it’s a weakness. I open doors, give up my seat and stuff like that for guys. I also do it for girls, and I’m a girl. Is that chivalry or is that the respect you were talking about?
Agreed Wolfe. Being slapped does not give one the right to act like Mike Tyson.
Lol…ewww
@Savant yeah it’s a weak post IMHO, locker talk or otherwise. (Check out Dick’s more recent post for something mantastic though).
@Vindication – I’ll answer your question to Sony — DV is probably a primarily female affair, at least in terms of instigation of violence. No question, that when a man gets violent he hurts a woman very badly. Check out (if you haven’t) Erin Pizzey’s work on the subject for example.
(http://fathersforlife.org/pizzey/pizzey.htm)
NO ONE SHOULD BE VIOLENT to their spouse/partner. Least of all men.
A man who physically hurts a woman — given that she is weaker and less capable — is less than a man, unless he is defending himself or his children.
By and large men adhere to that.
Women do not appear to, even judging by the well-massaged statistics.
-wolfe
What the fuck was wrong with that woman? And god, fuck that beta joke.
Very well put, Savant. I had some similar things to say a little while ago.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/not-on-fire-thank-a-man/#comment- 99918
I get so tired of being hit by women, just because they think it’s okay. I had a woman at work slap me the other day because I was standing in her way. I went ahead and visibly took offense, and you know what her response was?
“I’m sorry, it’s a forced habit I have from slapping my boyfriend all the time.”
Wow. Lucky him. O.o
Indeed, the post carries undertones suggesting that domestic violence is wrong.
Ahem.
Wolfe, you are very correct. The donkey punch is neither an “advanced move”, nor a “guess what I did last night?!?” thing. It is possible to do a donkey-punch, but I feel it’s about as likely as what most people think a donkey punch REALLY is. I feel this post falls under locker-talk, rather than serious instruction.
Sonyad, however, raised a valid point. It is natural for men (I don’t know why, but…) to jump to the aid of the “weaker sex”. Even today, many men feel that hitting a woman is “wrong”, that men are “almost always at fault”, and women should be “treated with respect”.
Only a bloody few women merit this consideration. Many women deserve to be smacked, most don’t deserve respect, and most women are always at fault. It’s just WHAT at that particular moment they are at fault for.
Chivalry is a weakness, and an archaic form of mind-control. Common-human respect however, is demanded of any “man”, and hopefully any “woman”. Don’t hit women… or men either. It’s just stupid to pick fights, regardless of sex. However, respond in kind with equal force, if one so chooses to act the fool.
As far as a donkey punch, anyone stupid enough to actually do this deserves what they get.
Why thank you.
Do you imply therein that DV is solely the domain of male perpetrators.
- the chemical brothers – the big jump
Of course not. That would be ignorant.
Do you imply therein that DV is solely the domain of male perpetrators.
- the chemical brothers – the big jump
@Vindication Dick is not for DV. That’s pretty clear, and thanks for reinforcing that.
I still don’t see this as one of his most brilliant moments. That’s all.
Welcome to the site; glad you grasp the gist of it. Enjoy.
-wolfe
After I read it I actually took it as a post against misogyny. If you look at what Dick says and how he says it, I find the main undertone of the entire article to be an attack on men who think violence against women is okay.
Most things men do are mantastic. Domestic violence is not one of them. Dick has illustrated this, satirically though he may have put it. Completely masculine kudos, Dick.
OK this isn’t remotely to my taste. But like one particular PhD commenter on my own site I can’t let incorrect stuff pass by uncorrected.
The concept of the so-called “donkey-punch” is that you disrupt (temporarily) the recipient’s nervous system, causing a radical and involuntary tightening of certain orifices. This is generally done during sex.
It’s mostly done by men to women, though could be done by women to women or women to men or men to men. (The women would have to use artificial assistance, obviously).
It isn’t terribly safe, polite, kind, or anything.
Some women like it. Not bloody many though.
To do so, you have to hit the sacral nerve, above the buttocks, in a very vulnerable portion of the anatomy. It’s easy to damage kidneys or the spine or the nerve itself.
Similarly, you can hit at the base of the skull, but that carries whole dangers of its own, and isn’t as reliable.
Dick is mistaken; it’s nothing much to do with where — sacral or cranial — the nerve is struck, simply the fact that you’re trying to hit a nerve and cause radical temporary disruption.
It’s just not something anyone sensible should do. Or participate in.
Look, if your date wants to be spanked hard (before or during sex)… that’s fine, as long as you both consent, and stick to ‘fleshy areas’. This is a whole different level of perversion and one much more dangerous and likely to land you in jail.
I now feel faintly disgusted in admitting to a level of sexual knowledge I’d rather have concealed… (no, I’ve not participated in this, though I had a gf who wanted me to) and more than a little bemused by the fact that Dick chose this as a post. What is up with that?
-wolfe
I thought it was going to be like bronco style. You start out doing it doggy-style then in the middle of doing it you leen down and wisper in her ear, Your sister likes it this way to, then try and hold on for eight seconds.
Having just read a manual = -50 man-points
Having tried it out = +150 man-points
Having just discovered why they call it a donkey punch = priceless.
So… punch to the ass eh? Not the anus then? More like the buttocks?
And I’ve corrected this portion, ’cause I’m a nice guy:
The Donkey Punch is like the KURGAN. There can be only one.