Ask Dick: What is a Donkey Punch?

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Out of the hundreds of men I have asked, only one has known the true and correct definition of The Donkey Punch.

The Donkey Punch is like the Highlander. There can be only one. Prepare to be educated.

The Donkey Punch is a sexual move like the missionary position or the threesome; and like most sexual moves, you can actually do it.

Here’s a list of things that the Donkey Punch is not is.

The Donkey Punch is not jizzing on a girl’s face and then punching her in the mouth.

That’s called assault and battery and it will send you straight to prison. It will also fuck up a girl’s face. Unless you’re the type of person who shits in mailboxes, fucking up a woman’s face on purpose is a major loss of Man Points. That’s like taking candy from a baby. It’s all they have.

The Donkey Punch is not hitting a girl in the head while you’re boning her.

Punching a woman in the head does nothing for your physical pleasure and might break your hand. It’s called a “boxer’s break”, and if you’re not a former boxer, let me tell you something about breaking your fist on someone’s head. It’s a loss of Man Points. The Man Points are doubled if that head belonged to a woman.

Breaking your hand on a head: -500 Man Points
…on a woman’s head: -1,000 Man Points
…while you’re nailing her: -10,000 Man Points

If you want to risk your Man Points, then that’s up to you.

The Donkey Punch is not striking a woman at the base of her neck during orgasm.

Women are like pinball machines. You put money in, you don’t get anything but a good time, and if you smack them around too much, it’s game over. A restraining order is the Tilt of life.

Smack it hard enough and you’ll break the machine. Then no one has any more fun.

What the Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. That’s it. Try it yourself and you’ll know why they call it a Donkey Punch. If you disagree, why not invent a sexual move that involves a woman jumping off a roof and landing on your cock. Call it the Stupid Jackass.

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  1. Doubt Says:

    Oh, read the rest too. You’ll find the information. I just don’t spam up the forums like a whiny little bitch because I’m not a whiny, stupid little bitch. Your periods do not compensate for an inability to understand the concept of basic mathematics, honeybuns! Stick to what you were made for!

  2. T-bag Says:

    Doubt said:

    Uh, T-bag, Ray - we know you’re transsexual girly-girls.
    Did you even look at the statistics I offered you? How can you be so self-obsessed and stupid - what in the fuck is wrong with you?

    So woman won’t be evil kineval?
    Holy shit man! I mean like
    that just proves right there and then that all men are greater than all women.
    You put a motorcycle rider up on a pedestal like that?
    I actually didn’t think that post was serious.
    Men have pets too by the way, and I explained how the statistics are flawed, I mean. Lets say that some women can’t read and write as well as some men can, but the post also says that some men can’t read and write, and i’m pretty sure some women out there can read and write better than those illiterate men (and seeing as intelligence is one of your base theories of the ‘men better than woman’ claim) that must mean that some women are better than some men, completly destroying your absolutist claim. If your theorey is absoloutist, you must be pretty damn smart to be able to argue your point, and no one on this website can, this website is a dissapointment in that respect =/
    Can you please cite the sources for these statictics? and link me?
    and explain to me how the results were obtained?
    I mean, I just destroyed your entire argument there and you couldn’t do anything about it.

    Too essentialy edit your comment and put it back to you ‘Did you read the post I just made? How can you be so self obsessed and stupid- what in the fuck is wrong with you’
    If you read it you would have had more sense than to post that comment, it would have saved you looking like an idiot

    You: ‘This statistic proves that more woman are illiterate than men are!’
    Me: ‘Yes, but the average is flawed, if you look at the averages, all women are smarter than all men and all men are violent rapists.’
    You: ‘But Dick said in one of his comments that all women are thieving monsters that will break my heart =o and Dick doesnt lie ever!’
    Me: ‘So Dick, is someone that has met every female on the planet and has calculated their personlity to see wether they would hurt your (and I mean specifically you) feelings?’
    You: ‘Yes, because his first name is a slang term for penis and he has lots of funny little names for things like ‘Dick in your ear’ *hehehe*
    Me: ‘ I think your impotent messiah has failed you.’

    It’s sad i know, but sometimes your just going to have to admit:
    It’s not your mothers fault you have downsyndrome =(
    Now please argue back sensibly, with valid points, and nothing as rudimentary as: ‘Women are shit, end of’
    If you are smart enough, and feel you have enough reason, for such an idiotic claim as this, please back it up with valid reasons, and if they are good reasons I will consider you a lonely geek who has nothing better to do than feverishly masterbate over pictures of Dick while eating a greasy burger, constantly blaming that your life is this shit because a girl broke up with you. You really need to man up.
    Even if me and my sister were transexual girly girls, you just got your ass kicked by them, you must lose like, a million ‘man points’ for that, eh?

  3. T-bag Says:

    Doubt said:

    From the looks of things, T-bag is a stupid, lying cunt. Hey, way to stick up for all of those transsexual girly-girls and proclaim your maleness, bitch!

    ‘# 63% of youth suicides are from fatherless homes (Source: U.S. D.H.H.S., Bureau of the Census
    # 90% of all homeless and runaway children are from fatherless homes
    # 85% of all children that exhibit behavioral disorders come from fatherless homes (Source: Center for Disease Control)
    # 80% of rapists motivated with displaced anger come from fatherless homes (Source: Criminal Justice & Behavior, Vol 14, p. 403-26, 1978.)
    # 71% of all high school dropouts come from fatherless homes (Source: National Principals Association Report on the State of High Schools.)
    # 75% of all adolescent patients in chemical abuse centers come from fatherless homes (Source: Rainbows for all Gods Children.)
    # 70% of juveniles in state-operated institutions come from fatherless homes (Source: U.S. Dept. of Justice, Special Report, Sept 1988)
    # 85% of all youths sitting in prisons grew up in a fatherless home (Source: Fulton Co. Georgia jail populations, Texas Dept. of Corrections 1992)
    This means that children from fatherless homes are:
    * 5 times more likely to commit suicide
    * 32 times more likely to run away
    * 20 times more likely to have behavioral disorders
    * 14 times more likely to commit rape
    * 9 times more likely to drop out of high school
    * 10 times more likely to abuse chemical substances
    * 9 times more likely to end up in a state-operated institution
    * 20 times more likely to end up in prison. ‘
    -http://www.fathermag.com/news/1780-stats.shtml

    What about the statistics of a child with both a male and a female parent?

  4. T-bag Says:

    Doubt said:

    Oh, read the rest too. You’ll find the information. I just don’t spam up the forums like a whiny little bitch because I’m not a whiny, stupid little bitch. Your periods do not compensate for an inability to understand the concept of basic mathematics, honeybuns! Stick to what you were made for!

    Oh no, your not a whiny stupid bitch, and I acknowledge that, i truly do, your just a chronic masterbator that gets jealous of the fact that you know you will never get to have sex with a girl. Maybe another man, because you do come across as a bit of a poof, not that there is anything wrong with that.
    you say that single mothers cause all the problems in society essentialy, but the fact is, there is a considerable amount more single mums than there are fathers, a load of men get woman pregnant and then bugger off.
    I admit that men do enforce discipline into a child, but when a man and woman raise it together, the child ends up better than with just one parent raising it

    I would have to say that you were probably a girl that got pissed off with the fact your dad ‘touched your privates’ when mum was out, you blamed your mum for not being able to protect you from him, so you decided to turn into a man through a sex change operation so your dad wouldn’t wnat to touch you anymore.
    Some people say that the eyes are the window to the soul
    others say the hands
    I personally say really bad insults are.

    Oh this is brilliant , you say woman do not know maths, but f we use your flawed use of the average, here in the UK woman pass GCSE and A level maths much more than men do.
    Oh that has just got to hurt ^^

  5. Doubt Says:

    Wait, wait a second. I looked back on what I cited and look at this - a child raised by your boyfriend will actually be LESS likely to end up in prison than if you had to step in. See, that’s the world we live in - a world filled with ungrateful whores like you who think that if you ‘tried your best’ it somehow makes you equal or superior to me.

    “Why does David Burgess believe this? Carefully consider what the
    above statistics mean. An average of 4% of our nation’s children grew
    up in single-father households, an average of 30% grew up in
    single-mother households, and an average of 60% grew up in
    two-parent families, with the remaining 6% growing up with
    grandparents, foster homes, uncles and aunts, etc. Children from
    single-father households are under-represented in juvenile prisons by 4
    times, and children from two-parent families are under-represented by
    3 times–BUT children from single-mother households are
    OVER-represented by TWO AND ONE HALF TIMES (2 1/2 x). ”
    - http://christianparty.net/sfh.htm
    “Juveniles committed to juvenile prisons (Texas):
    Less than 1% are from single father homes
    20% are from 2-parent homes
    79% are from fatherless homes”

  6. Doubt Says:

    T-bag, you just impersonated a man on the internet and girly-girls are well known for their sexual insecurity. You really shouldn’t be calling me a homosexual, especially if I do not need to validate my life in every post I make. Look at the numbers and explain to me the most likely explaination, not the one you wish were true. Perhaps these pictures will help if you happen to be one of those illiterates:
    http://bp3.blogger.com/_c3HoRwOqXpE/Rs0GatGyapI/AAAAAAAAADg/jZCx9LZcJT M/s1600-h/BadMomCompilation.jpg

  7. Zardoz Says:

    I see T-Bag has mostly ceased posting their delight in homoerotica, and moved onto debating with fallacious logic and character assaults in an attempt to appear intelligent. Thus far, about the only intelligent thing s/he has contributed was this gem:

    T-bag said:Nobody is equal and no one race is greater than the other.

    As for declarations of being a man, I dispute that on the grounds that the fallacious manner in which they form arguments, twist facts, cast aspersions regarding sexuality (which is extremely amusing considering the amount of gay images s/he shared with us at the onset of their posting), then shut the fuck up when statistics were cited which clearly took into account ratios of representation, I would say that T-Bag was rather feminist-womanish. Which is to say they argue in very much the same manner as many other feminist trolls have done here. Since their gender is openly disputed, I shall henceforth refer to them as “it”.

    I personally am not against women, only the feminist movement. If women wish to support feminism for selfish gains, then they are a feminist and as a result I am against them on the grounds of the feminist agenda they wish to propagate. If they support feminism for reasons of having been brainwashed during their scholastic indoctrination, then I will try to assist in helping them to see reality. If they are prepared to debate on rational terms. When they choose rather to do nothing but sling insults, in a tirade of indignation that men actually dare to have such a website as this, then I may join in the insult game purely for entertainment.
    Forum trolls are like feminism-empowered slatterns. Use them once or twice, then ignore their calls and messages. Eventually they just go away and leave you to conduct business in peace.

    @Doubt: don’t let this freak twist your words into its own version of what you said any more. In fact, I wouldn’t even bother arguing with it. Its “arguments” are not arguments, as there is no logical validity in misrepresentation (in this case twisting your words into something easier to argue against or insult), nor is there even the remotest form of validity in using insults as argument. Many forum trolls don’t even buy into the shit they spiel anyhow, they just post in order to get a reaction for their own perverted pleasure. Every time you reply to such a troll, with statistical fact, insult, or anger, they just lean closer into the monitor and manipulate themselves faster at having gained attention. As RobC has pointed out, far better to just talk about them than directly to them. Better still to just ignore them altogether.

  8. T-bag Says:

    Zardoz said:

    I see T-Bag has mostly ceased posting their delight in homoerotica, and moved onto debating with fallacious logic and character assaults in an attempt to appear intelligent. Thus far, about the only intelligent thing s/he has contributed was this gem:

    T-bag said:Nobody is equal and no one race is greater than the other.

    As for declarations of being a man, I dispute that on the grounds that the fallacious manner in which they form arguments, twist facts, cast aspersions regarding sexuality (which is extremely amusing considering the amount of gay images s/he shared with us at the onset of their posting), then shut the fuck up when statistics were cited which clearly took into account ratios of representation, I would say that T-Bag was rather feminist-womanish. Which is to say they argue in very much the same manner as many other feminist trolls have done here. Since their gender is openly disputed, I shall henceforth refer to them as “it”.

    I personally am not against women, only the feminist movement. If women wish to support feminism for selfish gains, then they are a feminist and as a result I am against them on the grounds of the feminist agenda they wish to propagate. If they support feminism for reasons of having been brainwashed during their scholastic indoctrination, then I will try to assist in helping them to see reality. If they are prepared to debate on rational terms. When they choose rather to do nothing but sling insults, in a tirade of indignation that men actually dare to have such a website as this, then I may join in the insult game purely for entertainment.
    Forum trolls are like feminism-empowered slatterns. Use them once or twice, then ignore their calls and messages. Eventually they just go away and leave you to conduct business in peace.

    @Doubt: don’t let this freak twist your words into its own version of what you said any more. In fact, I wouldn’t even bother arguing with it. Its “arguments” are not arguments, as there is no logical validity in misrepresentation (in this case twisting your words into something easier to argue against or insult), nor is there even the remotest form of validity in using insults as argument. Many forum trolls don’t even buy into the shit they spiel anyhow, they just post in order to get a reaction for their own perverted pleasure. Every time you reply to such a troll, with statistical fact, insult, or anger, they just lean closer into the monitor and manipulate themselves faster at having gained attention. As RobC has pointed out, far better to just talk about them than directly to them. Better still to just ignore them altogether.

    I hate feminism as well, it is basically the female version of this. The idea of a superiority of a race is flawed.
    I will ignore the insults and jibes as you actually are sensiblem, I detest feminism to a point which is unbelivable, I mean like
    how do they expect us to stop certain men from being retarded sexual harrasers?
    We can’t, but they blame the whole male race for this.
    A lot like this website, but still, feminism is for man beasts and lesbians, this website is for men who don’t have the balls too handle rejection.
    God I hate feminism, and I hate chauvinism which doesn’t make good points, like Dick.

    and also to your point about talking about them rather than too them
    That is called bitching, and that is very, very womanly. Shame.

    and I actually would prefer that you referred to ‘them’ as it, but it really doesn’t matter. does it? I mean like, even if I was a girl, which I can assure I am not, it wouldn’t take anything away from my argument.
    I don’t get pleasure from attention by the way, I get pleasure by correcting idiots. Sadism is awesome. and this is the first ‘forum’ I have ever been on, so i wouldnt call me a forum troll as of yet =)
    I am prepared to debate on rational terms. Go for it.

  9. T-bag Says:

    Doubt said:

    Wait, wait a second. I looked back on what I cited and look at this - a child raised by your boyfriend will actually be LESS likely to end up in prison than if you had to step in. See, that’s the world we live in - a world filled with ungrateful whores like you who think that if you ‘tried your best’ it somehow makes you equal or superior to me.

    “Why does David Burgess believe this? Carefully consider what the
    above statistics mean. An average of 4% of our nation’s children grew
    up in single-father households, an average of 30% grew up in
    single-mother households, and an average of 60% grew up in
    two-parent families, with the remaining 6% growing up with
    grandparents, foster homes, uncles and aunts, etc. Children from
    single-father households are under-represented in juvenile prisons by 4
    times, and children from two-parent families are under-represented by
    3 times–BUT children from single-mother households are
    OVER-represented by TWO AND ONE HALF TIMES (2 1/2 x). ”
    - http://christianparty.net/sfh.htm
    “Juveniles committed to juvenile prisons (Texas):
    Less than 1% are from single father homes
    20% are from 2-parent homes
    79% are from fatherless homes”

    Hm.
    You don’t seem to understand the flaws of your mathematics
    so I will explain, in a relativly patronising way:
    I have 4 apple trees, and 25 of those apples turn bad.
    My Friend, Greg, has 20 apple trees and and 75 apples turn bad
    We send them to a place for bad apples.
    My apples take up a quarter of the space, and my friends Gregs apple take up three quarters.
    Using your theorey, my friend Greg is a worse apple grower than me.
    We will ignore the fact, and there is a possibilty, that I gave him, against his will, some of those apple trees, and I planted them in bad areas so the trees couldn’t get enough nutrients for them to turn them into good apples.

    You see, the thing about statistics is that the majority of them can be twisted to mean anything
    99% of serial killers have eaten bread, therefore bread turns you into a serial killer.
    and as for those wonderous little stats you gave me, about the children going to jail, how many of those children were male?

    You said ‘our nation’
    I have only ever heard americans use that phrase, and as seeing as you quoted the stats for texas’ juvenile prisons, i will assume your american.
    That means you ignored me saying that I lived in the UK, but it’s okay, I can understand that ‘your nation’ is going to shit, and your government isn’t exactly the best for childcare.
    But I am pretty sure that Dick got most of his opinions of women by watching MTV’s sweet sixteen on repeat, I admit that your nations girls (and boys for that matter) aren’t the brightest
    and you can call them sluts and all you want
    but the fact is
    If you say that they can’t tie their shoelaces, but they are smart enough to marry a rich old billionaire and screw him for a while and when he dies gets all of their money, you may say that she is a stupid whore, but she managed to become a billionaire with no hard work and a measly IQ, somthing you could never hope to achieve.
    and you may be like ‘But she is a whore’, well so are you when you suck up to your boss, the only thing is, her rewards are greater. I just think Dick and all are just pissed off because they get manipulated by women with less brains than a red blood cell.

    but that only happens in America really, I mean, you are the stupidest and fattest country in the world, I don’t blame you, I mean you have got to take our your frustration (sexual, personal and professional) out on something.

    Don’t even try and argue an absoloutist point, as all it takes is one exception to bring it crumbling down.
    This website should be changed to
    ‘Some men are better than some women.’
    and whenever you find your holy grail of an argument, an irrefutable piece of evidence that ALL men are better than ALL women at something, then the name should be changed too:
    ‘Some men are better than some women, except for (blank) in which men totally dominate)’

    http://denisdutton.com/baumeister.htm
    =)

  10. Doubt Says:

    T-bagged, mathematically you are wrong again. Yet this little bitch keeps nagging and nagging and grasping, she can not allay her furious hatred for the men that provide for her and protect her for one second to look around and see the logical, plausible answer. What a stupid, cockmongling whore.
    You’ll soon be a lonesome 30-something crying about where the good ones went (uh, away from you, no-fucking-shit) and why men will no longer settle for your ’shapely’ body. Perhaps if your body was not the only thing you had you may not have so bleak a future, but alas, you are too stupid to even begin to comprehend the past or present. I imagine her future involves some rich man feeding her bonbons and expecting absolutely nothing in return.
    To help you out, honeybuns, here is why a child raised by a father would be better off than one raised by both people:
    Western girls are whores.
    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f5/Stupidandfat.jpg

  11. Doubt Says:

    http://christianparty.net/sfh.htm

    Princess, scroll to the very bottom of this page. Just read the chart on the end. What do you see?
    And you wasted all of that time making a fool about yourself.
    Simply put, if the divorce courts favored men as the primary caregivers, society as a whole would be better off. Seeing as how people like you have trouble applying logic and reason to a situation, I’m afraid that’s how things will have to turn out.

  12. MansVoice Says:

    stats can mean anything

    Apparently, they *show* that Men > women. They can also mean that “women suck” etc etc but to twist it to say that stats can mean anything shows how fucktarded you are T-bag. Fuck off.

  13. Zardoz Says:

    I’m yet to meet an actuary that believes stats can mean anything.

    As for a troll whom claims to despise feminism then proceeds to bash an MRG website for negative portrayal of women, and in the process of which clearly demonstrates an inability to comprehend generalised humour, I find myself having to declare a double bullshit on both T-Bag’s assertions of being anti-feminist and of male gender.
    If I am incorrect, then I can only view this as meaning Britain is so deeply under the talons of feminism that their male children are being raised without appreciation of their own masculinity, and an indoctrinated impulse to defend the female gender regardless of the fact it strengthens feminist superiority in their laws and culture.

  14. T-bag Says:

    I think i’ll respond to all three of your comments here
    all right
    I shall explain
    yet again.
    1: That stat about men being better parents based on those stats would be a lot more reliable using ratio, seeing as there is a considerable amount less of male parents for female parents. It dissapoints me that your amazing male brain didn’t notice that.
    Why is it always the worst examples of the male race that feel the need to represent the rest of us? You’se and Dick are essentialy proving the feminist arguments that men only care about sex, why do you have the suck so much? This website is fuelling the feminist fire.
    You ignored several things in my little rants that you don’t seem to understand
    You are constantly using the average.
    The average is a very bad thing to use when arguing an absoloutist point, as all it takes is one example to bring it crumbling down.
    You also ignored the fact that the majority of the people in the Jails and detention centers are male.
    This is essentialy how this argument has been going Doubt:

    Me: Well you see, the average is flawed in arguing an absolutist point (shows example)
    You: Look at the stats.
    Me: Aye, so what?’
    You: It says on average that men are better at blah-de-blah
    Me: …but I just explained to you why that argument is flawed, l explain again *explains again*
    You: Look at the stats.
    Me: I have but like, I just told you why that is flawed
    You: Look at these stats *shows more stats based on average*
    Me: Look, I know that, but that doesn’t work in arguing an absolutist point *explains again*
    You: Your maths are flawed, look at these stats *puts some sort of girly girl insults forward*
    Me: Do you have an extra chromosone?

    2: Mansvoice, you really need to y’know, become more sensible
    statistics areally can be twisted to show anything, and even though there is a fair amount of stats saying that men are better than woman, there are just as many saying that women are better than men. Women do learn to read and write faster than men, save some some form of retardation, that is usually the case
    you do get some male prodigys, like Leonardo Da Vinci, Einstein Etc.
    but mens results are over the place, there is more mental retardation in males than in females, but there is also more geniuses in male
    but using the average
    Women are better than men
    I personally detest that idea, but using your ‘immaculate and incontradicatble; argument of the average, its true
    nice goign retards
    using your amazing argument you just lost your battle
    and there is more illiterate men than women.
    So I will put this plain and simple to you
    as I think you’se are american after all
    and years of incest does make your mind think crazy thoughts.

    Ignoring my points does not mean they do not exist.
    No one is equal.
    You cannot argue an absolutist point by only using averages and insults about gender.
    You really need to get out more and meet a nice girl, and stop watching MTV.

    Now this is to Zardoz, you I thought I was going to have an actual mature deabte with, but he failed as well. I should learn not to call peoples bluffs when im sure they can’t deliver, just like your wife should learn that she shouldn’t expect you to ‘rise to the occasion’
    oh
    but you wouldn’t have a wife, seeing as you hate the feminist movement

    ‘We are going to McDonalds.’
    ‘Can’t we just eat in?’
    ‘SHUT UP BITCH! I thought you would have learned right now that woman having any form of power is a bad thing!’

    My opinion is: modern feminism bad, the important feminism good.
    but seeing as you are like all the other idiots on here, you will probably ignore that, shame really.

    generalised humor is awesome, but like
    Dick’s?
    Humor is supposed to be funny Zardoz.
    Dick’s humor is like, well it’s a bit like maddox except not funny, and he believes it.

    You can declare all you want but like, it’s not going to get you very far now is it?
    If I were a girl, how would take away from my argument
    it would actually add to my argument
    y’know, being completly thrashed to pieces by someone in a gender you claim to have superiority over.
    From your perspective, isn’t that a bit like an olympic runner being beaten badly by a guy with no legs?
    Ouch…

    Your from america, you have san fransisco, you can never be ‘manly’, you invented feminism.
    I am from northern ireland, we invented manly.
    but now I can be expected
    by your amazing sense of wit
    to be called a leprechaun princess
    but thats like calling a black man ‘wonderbread’

    This is like playing chess with a blind man
    It’s easy, but its tough to convince him he’s lost.

  15. Ray Says:

    Zardoz said:

    I’m yet to meet an actuary that believes stats can mean anything.

    As for a troll whom claims to despise feminism then proceeds to bash an MRG website for negative portrayal of women,

    Contrary to popular belief, you can be against feminism and not hate women. A concept the men on here can’t seem to grasp.
    Feminism in this day and age is outdated and unnecessary, so it is pointless and sexist. This site is sexist. So I’m guessing T-Bag is against sexism/discrimination in general.

  16. T-bag Says:

    Zardoz said:

    I’m yet to meet an actuary that believes stats can mean anything.

    As for a troll whom claims to despise feminism then proceeds to bash an MRG website for negative portrayal of women, and in the process of which clearly demonstrates an inability to comprehend generalised humour, I find myself having to declare a double bullshit on both T-Bag’s assertions of being anti-feminist and of male gender.
    If I am incorrect, then I can only view this as meaning Britain is so deeply under the talons of feminism that their male children are being raised without appreciation of their own masculinity, and an indoctrinated impulse to defend the female gender regardless of the fact it strengthens feminist superiority in their laws and culture.

    I am going to respond to all three comments at once
    and I hate having to repeat myself but its unavoidable when dealing with people like you
    Your stats are flawed because of the fact that there are more single mothers than single fathers. I thought you would have had the intelligence and mathematical skills to use ratio, to make the point slightly more reliable
    My faith in american men has waned yet again, and I love the way that you couldn’t say anything about the fact that the majority of people held in prison and detention centers were male =)
    This is essentialy how the conversation between me and doubt has been going like:

    Me:…you see you can’t use the average as a reliable source when arguing an absoloutist point.
    You: but look at these stats, its shows on average men can blah de blah
    Me: ut I just said that the average can’t be used to argue an absolutist point as a single exception brings the argument crumbling down.
    You: Look at these stats!
    Me: But they’re based on the average and don’t take many things into consideration.
    You: Look at these stats *insert any bad girly girl joke you can think of*
    Me: but I just explained to you…
    You: Look at these stats
    Me: Do you have an extra chromosone?

    This disapoints me on a leval you can not believe, feminists love this site as it essentialy proves the stereotype of men, this website is fuel for the feminist fire you self defeating morons. If you actually look at the averages on anything regarding this, woman do tend to excel, this is because mens results are all over the place, there are more mentally retarded men than women and there are more genius men than women, but unfortuantly these amazing people
    Leonardo Da Vinci, Albert Einstein Etc.
    These awesome men cannot drag the average up enough to compensate for mentally challenged men, so woman do appaear to be smarter, and women tend to be able to read from an earlier age.
    Isn’t a bit humiliating to be defeated by your own argument?
    I would assume so.
    Why is it the worst examples of the male race that always feel the need to represent it? Doubt, you are quite literally an insult to mankind.

    Now onto Manvoice.
    Manvoice, you fail. There’s no way I could really put it simpler. I could go onto a witty insult on how your name ‘Man-voice’ is probably an insecurity of the fact that your testicles never dropped and you now sound like a chipmunk on helium
    but I fear that’s not the reason
    I fear it’s because you think you feel you have the right to be the ‘voice of men.’
    But you don’t, sorry. My rants disproved your entire argument. I am starting to think that American men can write but not read.
    Majority of stats can be twisted to mean anything, and the majority of stats are made up on the spot
    because I really don’t know who thought up the ‘Men can read and write better than women’ because its proven that women are better readers and writers than men, but then again it is statistically proven that men tend to be better at maths
    but you and your buddys completly disproved that with your inability to comprehend the method of ratio. Shame.

    Now onto Zardoz, the one I hoped I could have had some form of mature debating with, but he dissapoints, just like he frequently dissapoints his wife whenever he cannot ‘rise to the occasion’, oh what am I talking about, you don’t trust anyones gender, you probably think your wife was a puerto rican man named Bubba who had a sex change.
    Oh, I’m also wrong again, you don’t believe in any form of feminism

    You: ‘We are going to McDonalds’
    Your wife: ‘I’d quite like to stay in tonight actually’
    You: ‘SHUT UP BITCH! I thought you would have learned by now that I feel woman shouldn’t have a say in any matter’

    My opinion : Modern day feminism = Bad
    Useful old feminism= Good

    but you wouldn’t comprehend that.
    Just like you don’t comprehend ‘funny’
    I’m sorry, but I love generalised humor, but I only like funny generalised humor, Dick’s jokes are the type for pre-pubescant boys who think girls have the ‘cooties’
    Dick is a poor mans Maddox.

    You can ‘declare’ all you want, but it’s not going to get you very far
    and I don’t see why you keep on calling me a woman as I disagree with your point
    That’s like calling a black guy getting called white over the internet because he doesn’t speak ’street’.
    and if I were a woman
    how would that be bad for me?
    Your getting thrashed by a race you claim to have superitority over.
    That’s like an olympically trained runner losing a race to a fat man in a wheel chair in your mindset.

    I love the way you accuse my culture of being feminist.
    America has San Fransisco and invented feminism
    Northern Ireland invented manly.
    Ow, your country created the very thing you hate.

    So I’m brainwashed to defend a woman? I haven’t defended a woman as of yet, I have just been ripping the piss out of you and all your friends for being idiots, believe me, if a women came on here and started claiming superitority, I would argue with her as well, same with a man and this is how this situation arose.
    I appreciate my masculinity and I am not indoctrinated.
    I just like to put idiots back in their place is all. I hold a door open for men and women alike.

    God.
    This is like playing chess with a blind man.
    Its easy, but it’s tough to convince him he’s lost.

  17. King Wang Says:

    Oh yes, we all remember T-Bag Timmy and his ruthless and female approach to “rightness” by speaking forever.

    Here’s to hoping a small mind like his own doesn’t start a dissertation on “How T-Bag Speaketh But Say Nothing At All”.

    As usual T-Bong, being long-winded only proves you have a lot of hot air in your head, it means not at all you have anything to say.

    Your rants prove nothing but a disagreeable dog barking at 3am, and never shutting up. You SHOULD be a woman, you most definitely ACT like one.

    Essentially, you prove everything I said of your kind, you have no argument, and you only whine to do so, not to prove shit.
    The stupid rarely resort to saying anything of import, stupid.

    This is like making fun of a retard on a short bus, fun, amusing, and not at all a challenge, since the fucking idiot IS no challenge.

    As always, emptying your head because you can doesn’t make you right or smart, but being stupid you will never understand it…….the saviour of your kind is someone like me pointing out exactly how fucking stupid you really are.

  18. Ray Says:

    Doubt said:

    http://christianparty.net/sfh.htm
    Simply put, if the divorce courts favored men as the primary caregivers, society as a whole would be better off. Seeing as how people like you have trouble applying logic and reason to a situation, I’m afraid that’s how things will have to turn out.

    ‘Antisocial Personality disorder’, the disorder that all serial killers suffer from. “We are rare and we are mostly men.”
    The majority of Serial killers are men, and 3% of men are sociopaths. Antisocial Personality disorder is caused by ‘maternal deprivation’ in the first five years of a childs life.
    In other words, lack of a mother can turn people into serial killers.

    Fathers are responsible for developing the self esteem in a child, especially in daughters. Hence the reason why a lot of fatherless women are strippers.

    But personally I’d prefer having society over run by strippers instead of serial killers, wouldn’t you?

  19. Doubt Says:

    Your stats are flawed because of the fact that there are more single mothers than single fathers. I thought you would have had the intelligence and mathematical skills to use ratio, to make the point slightly more reliable

    Don’t fuck around with the rest of her message, I just had to read the first part to realize that she’s introverted and stupid like any other pasty little girly-girl.
    If you go to a library and analyze the information given at the chart right at the bottom HERE:
    http://christianparty.net/sfh.htm
    you will find that it falls in accordance with the information offered. It is not questionable - if you cared so much about proving us wrong, you would go to a fucking library. But this is a stupid little girly-girl - she’s the kind of bitch who cries, screaming about how somehow she has a right to marry a man for his money but then a man is sexist for not marrying her ugly, fat ass. Well, let’s see, are you intelligent? Well, you have to constantly insist on your superiority but no.
    Moving on, because our little whore is having trouble with comprehension, I will prove her wrong:
    In accordance to the Texas juvenile prison records:
    % Prison Population % of All Families Factor Relative to 2-parent Household
    (Removed to avoid confusion)
    Single Mother Household 75% 26% 2.9:1 9.3X
    ———–
    Single Father Household 1% 6% 1:6 0.5X
    ———–
    (Removed to avoid confusion)
    (Removed to avoid confusion)

    Read:
    YEAH, BITCH, YOU’RE WRONG - NOW EAT SHIT AND DIE, CUNT, YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG AND IT’S IN YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE!
    Ya know what would make you shut up? My cock in your mouth. Don’t try to breathe out your mouth, you’ll choke ;D
    http://www.myfreegraphics.com/images/fulls/fat-girls-give-the-best-hea d.0.jpg
    Want to prove me wrong? Pull up some census data, cockmongling whore. Won’t that feel good? Proving me wrong with facts, not just talking about how the fact your boyfriend titfucked you last night somehow makes you better than me?

    Now, I know for a fact that she did not check the site or else she would have attacked the source for the fact that they have a few outrageous things out there. However, once again, that is not the way you question statistics. The only way to fight statistics is with additional statistics, complete with a reputable source and… oh, wait, I’m talking to a self-centered cunt who would see a man beaten to death if it made her look like less of a whore. For the rest of us, I’m going to slowly but surely pull out that wild card I’ve kept pressed against her eyeballs. I hope this doesn’t catch her by surprise.

    I would love to directly quote the census, but then for some reason sociology reports these days seem bad at giving plain numbers and charts, but rather twisting things out so that ‘camwhore mother’ becomes ‘hitting the streets to feed her children’ and all of the other mental-masturbation bullshit you whores gobble up.

    My faith in american men has waned yet again, and I love the way that you couldn’t say anything about the fact that the majority of people held in prison and detention centers were male =)

    Who raised them? See, you need to accept the fact that you’re just mediocre scum, just like any rich white camwhore slut.

  20. King Wang Says:

    Good point.

    But how is it a loss if serial killers can be pointed to clean out the stupid ones, and the strippers keep on being trained by Mommy?

    Methinks we should examine THAT aspect.

    Hey, knowing your neighbor is nuts and going to whack out that asshole across the street while you are at a titty bar would……rule. Manly.

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