Comments on: Ask Dick: What is a Donkey Punch?

By: Gine

Gine — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:52:06 +0000

I’D SAY…WHATEVER..FUCK THIS AND FUCK THIS TOPIC ABOUT SEX AND PARTNERSHIP RELATIONS. LEE IS A STUPID CUNT, WHO EVER SAID THAT, I AGREE. ALL THE REST OF US, INCLUDING ME. WE ALL SUCK ASS..JUST FORGET THIS SHIT AND MOVE ON IN LIFE. WE DONT NEED EVERYONE TO WASTE 5 MINUTES OF THEIR LIFE DEBATING OVER SOME ISSUES LIKE THIS, ON A BLOODY WEBSITE LIKE THIS.
THE WEBSITE TELLS. BUT THATS BULLSHIT. MEN ARENT BETTER THAN WOMEN, NEITHER THE OPPOSITE.

By: Lee

Lee — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:04:06 +0000

Think about it this way then. If you have sex with someone once then dump them, whats you average time to find another partner, a couple of days if your not picky? Well, in that time if you have a girlfriend with a similar sex drive, you could have had a whole load of sex. If you get to know someone really well, you know exactly what to do to turn them on. It sounds to me like you have never experienced that, which is a shame.

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:46:42 +0000

Jesus Christ Lee , you’re fucking stupid.

You can “get up to all kinds of shit” even when you don’t know a woman’s first (or last) name.

You keep trying to brainwash yourself into thinking that monogamy is the answer to a truly satisfying sex life….. but the rest of us know better.

“The right woman”.

What a joke.

By: Lee

Lee — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:33:41 +0000

You just havnt been with the right woman, and it takes trust to experiment, then you can get up to all sorts of stuff.

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:23:43 +0000

Who cares! Fucking the same woman is not up there on a man’s list of priorities. If it were, men would actually WANT to get married. But they don’t. Fucking the same person over and over again is only appealing to stupid women who can’t get laid when they want, or are too fucking lazy.

Donkey punches.
Rusty Trombone.
Dirty Sanchez.

Too much to do, too little time.

By: ur dumb

ur dumb — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:57:26 +0000

And what women is goin to continue fuckin you after you do this to her?

By: Lee

Lee — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:58:58 +0000

That is true, but not all women can be defined in such terms. Some of us look at these women and despaire. But remember, men are becoming more and more redundent (and i think hence this page) and i can only speak for myself here, but i find there is a real defecit of ‘real’ men. Basically, we are all materialistic and selfish, and i dont know any men who could fix a tank, although that is not on my list of things to find out about a man. Maybe i need to rethink that one.

By: Lee

Lee — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:47:10 +0000

Ok, i might not be able to spell, but you can’t punctuate. And at least i can articulate myself wthout swearing.

By: Comedy Blog

Comedy Blog — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:33:32 +0000

I did this once in WoW. I got a couple of experience points but nothing special.

By: Hans

Hans — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:31:03 +0000

The only problem with your argument is that those were true women, 60 years ago. Russian women build the tanks and grenades at the Ural for their men, American women assembled the planes for their men and German women cleared the rubble while their men suffered in prison camps.
Today´s feminist indoctrinated, materialistic entitlement whore princesses would just instantly loose the ´tude, break down and cry all day, if the shit really hit the fan.

By: son of the suns

son of the suns — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 13:56:14 +0000

These betas with their psychological hybrid of ignorance and arrogance are so cute and effeminate.

By: Muzalon

Muzalon — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 11:15:27 +0000

Learn to spell, you thick cunt. Anglo-American women do not like men - they like fat Divorce settlements.

By: Lee

Lee — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:42:27 +0000

Good idea, you cant argue with idiots.

By: Lee

Lee — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:37:30 +0000

real witty

By: Lee

Lee — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:36:32 +0000

Everything is relative - during the wars in Britain when the men were away, the women took over manual labour and ran the countries infrastructure. The point is that both sexes have the ability to adapt, from huntergatherer times, when both sexes were more equal in terms of strength, to modern times, when it has to be said, the human body is becoming physically diminished, and that goes for men and women. Comments reguarding ‘ugly’ women belong in the dark ages - next you will be saying ‘burn the witch’. The only ugly thing in this life is the ignorant rambling of an intolerant, narrow minded lump of carbon.

By: Faz

Faz — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:38:41 +0000

who ever does this is sick!!!

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The Morningstarr* - Teeth...... — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:47:18 +0000

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By: tequilaworm

tequilaworm — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:02:15 +0000

actually the meaning of a donkey punch is when a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and as he goes from vagina to asshole he simultaneously punches her in the back of the head to take away from the pain in her ass!

By: You

You — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:46:59 +0000

Lee, you’re in a trolls-nest, hon. I recommend you go argue somewhere a little more productive.

By: bola

bola — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:59:58 +0000

Lee said:

At the end of the day guys, the fact that you spend your time wraped in this ‘witty’ banter only highlights the fact that you are frustrated (small penis syndrome) unlucky with women (crap in bed) and basically just a bunch of sad pathetic bitter loosers. Get over it, get a hobby and loose the attitude and you might get layed.

We already have a hobby: clue batting morons like you.