Comments on: Ask Dick: What is a Donkey Punch?

By: Robeson

Robeson — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:42:00 +0000

I’ve always come harder when hitting a woman during sex.

By: Robeson

Robeson — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:41:00 +0000

You don’t give them your real name, idiot!

By: RuzerRue!

RuzerRue! — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 04:53:00 +0000

“punch her in the ass”……your an idiot!…sounds fun tho! …hmm…..I gotta maqe a phone call….peace.V!

By: Emily Smith

Emily Smith — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 23:49:00 +0000

But… it does not. The reflex does not exist, it is just little boys’ fantasy.

By: Truth

Truth — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 11:13:00 +0000

You are all retarded! A donkey punch would be when your doing a girl doggy style, pull it out of her snatch and ram it into her ass. When she swings her head around and yelps, like a donkey, you punch her in the face… Donkey punch!

By: Kylemain

Kylemain — Sun, 27 May 2012 21:24:00 +0000

this is disgusting if i be honest, why the fuck would you knock out a girl just to get more pleasure for yourself?
she’ll only press charges and u’ll bet your ass you’ll be serving time in jail

then you’ll be the one getting a donkey punch in your jail cell being boned up your arse. Stupid cunts

By: Real Dick

Real Dick — Fri, 18 May 2012 16:01:00 +0000

hey dick, it seems that you have a very strong opinion about women. But the question is; if you don’t have any money? do you need to suck a dick?

By: twat muncher

twat muncher — Wed, 16 May 2012 11:19:00 +0000

u guys are twats hahahahahahahaha

By: Ky Muirhead

Ky Muirhead — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 21:35:00 +0000

funny as fuck m8, respect bruv hahahaa

By: Bloodhole

Bloodhole — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 23:30:00 +0000

This is the first time Ive seen someone else besides myself recognize that the Donkey Punch is delivered to the kidney. Bravo :)

By: Thyst

Thyst — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 06:56:00 +0000

You are the dumbest mother fucker ever. you wrote all that just to end in failure. That is not a Donkey punch and you lose 1 000 000 man points for being so dumb. A donkey punch is when you knock a girl out with a single unforeseen punch right before you climax, which clenches her muscles and makes you cum harder.

By: sexy nighty

sexy nighty — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 08:17:30 +0000

This is just sick. I don’t understand why anyone would do this.

By: staminadouchetrap

staminadouchetrap — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:33:06 +0000

I love to fuck the woman in the vaginal trap. I love to win in life. The bread of fulfillment is a rocker waiting to be vigor with balance of steak. I love nintendo rappers

By: nick

nick — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 21:10:26 +0000

You are all mistaken. Fist of all, just because something is on Wikipedia or urban dictionary doesn’t mean it is correct as anybody can post whatever they want to those sites. What’s more, none of these supposed definitions explain why it is called a donkey punch instead of something else. I will tell you the correct definition and what’s more I will tell you why. First thing first, you must be behind your girl, but you do not punch her in the back of the head or in the ass. The back of the head is very hard and you are more likely to break you hand than anything else. The ass on the other hand is very soft as it is all fat and will absorb the punch and leave a bruise which is very uneventful. Where you punch is the kidney, but it’s not as simple as just randomly punching her in the kidney, you must do this at the exact moment she is about to take in a deep breath to let out a moan. If you time this correctly she will instead gasps and let out an uncontrollable unnatural sound. Now take a second to try this yourself, excluding the punch. Gasp then moan and it will sound remarkably like a donkeys eeee-haw. Now if you don’t believe me or think it’s one of the other countless stupid definition out there, take a second to pull your head out of your ass and think to yourself, why would you call punching someone in the back of the head a donkey punch? Do you punch donkeys in the back of the head? I seriously doubt that.

By: kid

kid — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 12:59:44 +0000

a donkey punch is actually when ur fucking a girl up the ass you punch her in the back of the head so the get knocked out and the girls asshole clenches up

By: Mark

Mark — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 20:45:12 +0000

very stupid and ignorant, I feel dumb having read it

By: rikalvin

rikalvin — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 13:13:28 +0000

Wow. You must be really ugly. I bet you got a few “extra” pounds too.

By: jon

jon — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 18:14:23 +0000

i feel like this article was forced out so Dick could “prove” to some advertisers or something that he doesn’t support physical violence against women. Very lame Masterson. way to be a mangina

By: unome

unome — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 22:39:19 +0000

So how much they pay for a Saturday night columnist? By the way, any reference to the highlander thingy or some other files. My links are dead.

By: DEAN WIEGERT

DEAN WIEGERT — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 22:14:10 +0000

WHERE IN THE HELL DO YOU COME OFF BITCH,YOUR THE CYCLE OF WOMAN, MEN HATE PERIOD,WHETHER YOUR BISEXUAL,GAY, OR STRAIGHT,YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!