Comments on: Ask Dick: What is a Donkey Punch?

By: Thyst

Thyst — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 06:56:00 +0000

You are the dumbest mother fucker ever. you wrote all that just to end in failure. That is not a Donkey punch and you lose 1 000 000 man points for being so dumb. A donkey punch is when you knock a girl out with a single unforeseen punch right before you climax, which clenches her muscles and makes you cum harder.

By: sexy nighty

sexy nighty — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 08:17:30 +0000

This is just sick. I don’t understand why anyone would do this.

By: staminadouchetrap

staminadouchetrap — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:33:06 +0000

I love to fuck the woman in the vaginal trap. I love to win in life. The bread of fulfillment is a rocker waiting to be vigor with balance of steak. I love nintendo rappers

By: nick

nick — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 21:10:26 +0000

You are all mistaken. Fist of all, just because something is on Wikipedia or urban dictionary doesn’t mean it is correct as anybody can post whatever they want to those sites. What’s more, none of these supposed definitions explain why it is called a donkey punch instead of something else. I will tell you the correct definition and what’s more I will tell you why. First thing first, you must be behind your girl, but you do not punch her in the back of the head or in the ass. The back of the head is very hard and you are more likely to break you hand than anything else. The ass on the other hand is very soft as it is all fat and will absorb the punch and leave a bruise which is very uneventful. Where you punch is the kidney, but it’s not as simple as just randomly punching her in the kidney, you must do this at the exact moment she is about to take in a deep breath to let out a moan. If you time this correctly she will instead gasps and let out an uncontrollable unnatural sound. Now take a second to try this yourself, excluding the punch. Gasp then moan and it will sound remarkably like a donkeys eeee-haw. Now if you don’t believe me or think it’s one of the other countless stupid definition out there, take a second to pull your head out of your ass and think to yourself, why would you call punching someone in the back of the head a donkey punch? Do you punch donkeys in the back of the head? I seriously doubt that.

By: kid

kid — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 12:59:44 +0000

a donkey punch is actually when ur fucking a girl up the ass you punch her in the back of the head so the get knocked out and the girls asshole clenches up

By: Mark

Mark — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 20:45:12 +0000

very stupid and ignorant, I feel dumb having read it

By: rikalvin

rikalvin — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 13:13:28 +0000

Wow. You must be really ugly. I bet you got a few “extra” pounds too.

By: jon

jon — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 18:14:23 +0000

i feel like this article was forced out so Dick could “prove” to some advertisers or something that he doesn’t support physical violence against women. Very lame Masterson. way to be a mangina

By: unome

unome — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 22:39:19 +0000

So how much they pay for a Saturday night columnist? By the way, any reference to the highlander thingy or some other files. My links are dead.

By: DEAN WIEGERT

DEAN WIEGERT — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 22:14:10 +0000

WHERE IN THE HELL DO YOU COME OFF BITCH,YOUR THE CYCLE OF WOMAN, MEN HATE PERIOD,WHETHER YOUR BISEXUAL,GAY, OR STRAIGHT,YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Morshu

Morshu — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 03:46:57 +0000

I wonder how many times your father beated the shit out of you, I’m sure that’s the reason of you fucked mind. I hope he beated you alot. I hope you uncle raped you hard.

By: selectrick

selectrick — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 20:56:18 +0000

You’re right Dick, not many guys know what a donkey punch is, including you!

By: someone

someone — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 19:19:39 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

By: -_-

-_- — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 10:47:00 +0000

You’re awfully tight today…

By: Diana

Diana — Tue, 25 May 2010 07:40:06 +0000

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By: tigrrrnuts

tigrrrnuts — Thu, 13 May 2010 01:05:10 +0000

your so manly i cant take it fuck me in my boy hole we can do it on the down low but you gotta lemme stick a baby bottle in your booty

By: tigrrrnuts

tigrrrnuts — Thu, 13 May 2010 01:01:17 +0000

hahaha you’re funny. black men have no manhood. it’s actually because of your insecurities when it comes to black males that people like you have to convince yourselves that they’re inferior to avoid having to take a trip to the bathroom to slit your wrist. deal with your problems, sailor! stop projecting! don’t bother get back at me, for I already get the gist of what your response would be…*ahem* “nigger! grrrr…nigger nigger nigger…lazy…stupid…nigger.” Did I get it right? Douchebag.

By: tigrrrnuts

tigrrrnuts — Thu, 13 May 2010 00:55:27 +0000

yes, this site is quite amusing. unfortunately, i think these people are serious. i’ve seen worse. and there are actually women who believe this crap. signs that the apocolypse is near. it needs to hurry it’s lazy ass up.

well, take now, ya hear? i’m gonna go run into traffic now…

By: kick the bitch ass

kick the bitch ass — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 14:28:13 +0000

What a wimmin wants???……………….

A wimmin wants a man SLAVE who can be manipulated & controlled to
cater/pander to a wimmin’s whims fancies & desires & if the man shows
reluctance or fails to oblige………….the bitch…….oops her highness/
the wannabe princess suffering from a deluded sense of self entitlement
& privileges has every right to become nasty,scornful,spiteful & sarcastic & if possible violent………………..& expects the man to bear
all this with humor & good spirit just becoz………..he is a MAN after all.

By: Shawn

Shawn — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:06:54 +0000

This is too funny! You all can’t be serious!?