Double and a Half Jeopardy
I watched an episode of Jeopardy tonight and saw a woman completely embarrass herself in a national way with her womanly stupidity.
Typical. She didn’t even make it to Final Jeopardy because she fucked up all her money. What the hell kind of a way to play Jeopardy is that? Jesus.
I felt bad for her in a way, but I felt even worse for myself for being deprived an evening of mantertainment that only a cut-throat, three-way round of Jeopardy can provide. Watching Jeopardy when a woman is playing isn’t three-way or cut-throat at all. It’s just another ridiculous trouncing of women by men. That’s certainly not mantertaining. It’s just another day in a gender war where one side is armed only with obnoxious opinions and the other side discovered fire, tamed dogs, and invented birth control pills.
Jeopardy with a woman is like getting a three chambered peanut with only two nuts inside. The third one doesn’t provide shit and doesn’t even look that good. Actually, it looks kind of gross and makes me not want to eat any of the nuts at all. Ken Jennings had a smile that could light up your day. All the women on Jeopardy look like they just shit themselves.
With the aim of proving men are better than women, I, Dick Masterson, have personally conducted a bit of research. I call it Dick Takes on Jeopardy.
Dick Takes on Jeopardy
Using my brain in the way that only a man can, I have calculated statistically the role women have played in the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions over a 15 year period between 1985 and 2000. The Jeopardy Tournament of Champions is like the World Cup of knowing things. If you want to find out who is the best slam dunker, you have a slam dunk contest. If you want to find out who is smarter, men or women, then you have a knowing shit contest. What’s so fucking hard about that? You can also have a Change Your Own Fucking Tire Then contest, but what’s the point? Women think Lefty Loosey is a way to remember Lucy Liu is left-handed. She isn’t.
Here is what I discovered based on 15 years of Jeopardy data.
Women make up 20% of Jeopardy Champions.
Women make up 14% of Jeopardy Champion Finalists.
Women don’t know shit about shit.
Even the two times women have won the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions, one was only by a dollar, so that doesn’t even count. I have found ten dollars just lying on the street and I don’t know what element soap is made out of or what ancient civilization invented fetish wear. Does that make me a Jeopardy champion? The answer is: no.
Obviously, I do know those things I just said I didn’t. I’m a man and like all men I know or at least am familiar with everything. I just don’t know them off the top of my head, and that’s what Jeopardy is all about. It’s a fast-paced game just like it’s a fast-paced world. That’s exactly why women fucking fail at it.
Here’s a practice round of Jeopardy for you.
The answer is, this is the same as your cock turning into a raspberry scone.
What are the odds of a woman being a Jeopardy champion, Alex? Or is the Jeopardy part even necessary?
Daily fucking double.
Science has proven men have higher IQ’s than women. Now entertainment has proven men know more shit than women. It must be all the extra brains we men have. Either that or those little buzzers Jeopardy contestants have to use are sexist. I doubt that very much.
Remember every fucking episode of Gilligan’s Island or Moonlighting when it looked like they were finally going to get off, but then nothing happened. Everything was set up perfectly and then, stupidly, it was ruined. Fuck, that was annoying. It wasn’t as annoying as women on Jeopardy though.
Jeopardy Gender Statistics
| quarter-finalist women | semi-finalist women | finalist women | female winner? | |
| 1985 | 3/15 | 1/9 | 0/3 | Fuck No |
| 1986 | 0/15 | 0/9 | 0/3 | Fuck No |
| 1987 | 0/15 | 0/9 | 0/3 | Fuck No |
| 1988 | 4/15 | 3/9 | 1/3 | Last Place |
| 1989 | 3/15 | 2/9 | 0/3 | Fuck No |
| 1990 | 2/15 | 1/9 | 0/3 | Fuck No |
| 1991 | 3/15 | 1/9 | 0/3 | Fuck No |
| 1992 | 2/15 | 2/9 | 0/3 | Fuck No |
| 1993 | 6/15* | 4/9* | 2/3 | Fuck No** |
| 1994 | 3/15 | 2/9 | 1/3 | By 1 Dollar |
| 1995 | 1/15 | 0/9 | 0/3 | Fuck No |
| 1996 | N/A | 3/9 | 0/3 | Fuck No |
| 1997 | 5*/15* | 4/9* | 1/3 | Fuck No |
| 1999 | 4/15 | 1/9 | 1/3 | Last Place |
| 2000 | 6/15* | 2/9 | 1/3 | Barely |
| 20% | 19% | 15% | 13% |
* Two women were in the same game.
** One man is all it takes.
If 13% of Jeopardy Champions are women, then men are 74% better than women.
Jeopardy Tournament of Champions
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Its funny how that woman says all those things about guys. I don’t agree with everything Dick says, but I don’t go around trying to prove that I’m such a fucking hot shot with stupid remarks with no examples to back myself up.
If you want to fight then don’t fight you moron, you make good women who love their men look like the whores dick makes you out to be. Also don’t mention God in anything it makes you look like a retarded child who needs something magic to prove a point about morals.
And I have a chainsaw for a cock. Whatever, bitch.
I beat men in this department every time.
If this tirade of meaningless horseshit is being a “strong woman”, it’s pretty unimpressive. Shaming language never counts in any analytical discussion. Having an actual point does. I thought a strong woman would have known that.
Try the latter instead of belching out valueless nonsense like “is this a little boys club”. That’s just meaningless shit…and how the fuck do you arrive at this 10% male contribution to “pregnancy”? More shit. Have you read a fucking 3rd grade Biology book lately?
If you’re going to make a comment, do yourself a favor and press the pause button on your fucktard attitude first. You’ll immediately look less like an idiot. Think of this as the Fatherly advice you obviously never got yet.
-This website is so stupid.
Then go away
- How can you say women are stupid?
Because the evidence is clear
-The reason why we aren’t finalist and champions in jeopardy is because we are too busy raising kids, multitasking and doing the jobs that men are suppose to do.
First of all men generally take more responsibility then women, so you are grasping at straws.
-We would be submissive and do right by our husbands if they wouldn’t cheat and leave the WOMAN to do his job.
Ah we get to the crux of the problem- you let yourself go, talking about nothing other than how your, relatively trival, chores are so hard when he was at work busting his hump for 45-50 hours a week. And then thought it a stab in the back when he wanted a cute young thing instead of the horrid boring bovine you had become
-(Provide for the family)
Chance are he did for a decade or so and, finnally, atlas shrugged.
- That is why women are more outspoken.
You mean bitchy
-If you acted like a man then you will get treated like a man. Woman are precious through Gods eye.
If that were true then why are their so many passages in the bible about women being less valuable than men in particular:
Leviticus:27:5 And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels.
So there you go…God thinks women are half as valuable as a man.
-Men have messed that up along time ago. Raping women and beating them.
Ahh the ever so lovely “all men are rapists” line of bullcrap. I am a man I have not raped. Your premise is false.
- That is why we have put up a barrier against men. I am a good woman and I’m probably better than you at a lot of things.
Chances are, yes you are. Being an obnoxious bitch is clearly one of them
- That’s normal. Jeopardy isn’t a major factor in this world.
No it isn’t Its just a little clue as to intellect…and that women are seldomly successful at it, but occasional are, is also a good indication that only one in seven women can best a man in intellect
-It’s about values, morals, and family.
Ahh appeal to emotion, so like a woman
-If women were not in this world then you wouldnt be hear, so instead of talking bad about a woman, You need to respect us for putting up with men or little boys like you.
Like the respect you’ve shown by ignoring the signs that say no women allowed. You only have to “put up with us” because you are intruder. Did you think of that? Thnk…woman. Oh yes my error.
- There are some bad women in this world,
particularly in the feilds of intellect and respect
- like there are some bad men. We came along way. Women have to replace men in the family because of war. I’m not even going to go there but I can go on.
And I’m sure you do go on.
… continuum, even. Exit, stage right. (My apologies for that. Couldn’t resist using ye good ole snagglepuss)
YE GADS MAN!! THAT WOULD UNRAVEL TIME AND SPACE ITSELF!
Have you ever tried to convey coherent thoughts or at least attempted making sense? You should, for a change.
Is this a little boys club. You can call me whatever want to call me. Nothing you said is not even close to right. Your mother must have been a gullible women. Is this website for her? Men contribute 10% to pregnancy. Wow! You always bringing up vagina. Something you never had. Did you even come out one?
Who cares about paragraphs? I didnt know you were an English teacher?
Please do. We always like being proven right.
The feminst have taught us that a Strong women is a Bitch.
You women have put up a barrier because you’re gullible and believed the faux information of feminuts. Just like Eve who was the first to disappoint God. If men weren’t in the world then you wouldn’t be here either. Duh!!
Please try to talk without thinking with your vagina. They really aren’t equipped to think. But please do go on… on down the road where someone may care what you say. Since you missed the sign, I will point it out to you. “No women allowed”
If you’re so good at multitasking why have you not mastered paragraphs while concurrently bitching?
That’s only doubletasking but you fucked it up.
This website is so stupid. How can you say women are stupid? The reason why we aren’t finalist and champions in jeopardy is because we are too busy raising kids, multitasking and doing the jobs that men are suppose to do. We would be submissive and do right by our husbands if they wouldn’t cheat and leave the WOMAN to do his job. (Provide for the family) That is why women are more outspoken. If you acted like a man then you will get treated like a man. Woman are precious through God
s eye. Men have messed that up along time ago. Raping women and beating them. That is why we have put up a barrier against men. I am a good woman and I’m probably better than you at a lot of things. That’s normal. Jeopardy isn’t a major factor in this world. It’s about values, morals, and family. If women were not in this world then you wouldnt be hear, so instead of talking bad about a woman, You need to respect us for putting up with men or little boys like you. There are some bad women in this world, like there are some bad men. We came along way. Women have to replace men in the family because of war. I’m not even going to go there but I can go on.
how can you pay some one back for their career? he cant even work at mc donalds now.
That is depressing. Give a women half a chance and they will use it to ruin someones lives. Heartless bitches they are. They deserve 10 years.
Yep
The diabolical episode of the 30-second rapist
In 1985 the Western Australian parliament dramatically amended the law relating to rape, first by changing the term rape to sexual assault and then greatly widening the definition of what could be classed as sexual assault. Many acts not previously constituting rape were included in the new Act and the criteria for sexual assault was any type of penetration where consent was not present and ongoing. It did not matter that force or threats were not used. The penalty for any type of sexual assault was increased to fifteen years imprisonment.
Where any type of force was used, the charge was aggravated sexual assault, carrying a penalty of twenty years imprisonment.
The draconian Act soon snared its first victim. Perth resident Kevin Ibbs was having consensual sex with Christine Watson on the night of 29 November 1986. Watson, a close friend of Ibbs’s wife, Katrina Carter, was living in the same house with Ibbs and Carter. The sex act was taking place with the full knowledge of Carter who was in the house at the time.
As Ibbs was nearing ejaculation, Watson suddenly withdrew her consent to sex (so she later claimed) and tried to push Ibbs away. He continued for a short time. Too late, he was trapped. He was charged with sexual assault and found guilty under the new law. The judge found that Ibbs had continued sexual intercourse for about thirty seconds without consent (for which he was later dubbed the 30-second rapist). The judge sentenced him to four years imprisonment.
Details of the case http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/cases/cth/HCA/1987/46.html
Some years later Watson admitted to police that the whole incident was a set-up orchestrated by Carter to have Ibbs charged with sexual assault to get him out of the house they were sharing.
Christine Elizabeth Watson a.k.a. Christine Elizabeth Wardle and Katrina Ann Carter were subsequently convicted of conspiring to pervert the course of justice. They served seven months in jail.
Mr Ibbs was acquitted in 2001 but the damage was done. He says that his health has been affected, his career as a tradesman has been ruined and the whole affair has cost him over one million dollars.
can i get some points for those statistics? lol
the statistics are comming in more women than men are straight whores.