Driving me nuts.
When it comes to the simple task of driving, be it a car, train or fortune 500 company; men are better than women — although to be certain in the final category there has yet to be a group of evidence which is sufficiently large. Am I right business men.
This is for several reasons.
When a man drives anything — even a relationship into the ground which he may choose to do for good reason, he is thinking of only three things: driving, not hitting things, and how to fix problems on a global scale. The third topic may seem overwhelming as such, but as men we have a unique ability to prioritize what we’re thinking about in order to get all jobs done and take care of all outstanding business at maximum efficiency and without cluster fucking everything that we touch. It is this paring that makes us men good at driving. Women, however, are completely different.
All women are aware of the fact that shortly after driving, she will find herself among other people — be it friends, family, or various cashiers; and as selfishly as possibly, a woman is only thinking about the way to best attract attention to herself when she gets to this future spot. What a woman is thinking about as she is driving, is nothing but the opposite. She is thinking about her makeup probably, or how to spin her latest near collision with a similarly out of control woman on the road into a panic-laced tale of woe guaranteed to win her all kinds of delicious sympathy.
Sympathy is a woman’s crack cocaine. She’ll do anything for it. Including driving down a perfectly straight road like a lopsided bowling ball.
Also, the argument that men are not better than women at driving because women are subconsciously doing it on purpose, is not a valid argument.
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Yeah, we’re not half-baked like you.
Haha, you guys are a cooked bunch.
I thought we decided that was you?
- Sgt. Reyes
guy above me is scum!@
Fuck off, bitch. Men are talking.
Go off now and play with your illegitimate bastard.
shut up american fuckwit
:/I thought Dick was british?
Inane BlowJob, please desist your embarrassing presence here.
shut up american fuckwit
It’s not women that are so fucked up- it’s americans. Fuck all you yankee red-neck sexist cunts.
Actually, I was thinking of the widely copied autobahn system and the European hypermarché. I think if you look at passenger miles traveled, you will find that women rank fairly lowly on these routes, and do little, even traveling at 15 km/h, to impede the progress of commerce and men.
-wolfe
Wolfe, not everywhere on Earth (especially outside the US and Canada) is American Suburbia.
- Jefferson Airplane - Somebody To Love
everything a women does has been authorised by a man somewhere along the line.
@Sony, diamatik, you operate under the mistaken apprehension that women could reliably find main roads, as opposed to those leading to schools, grocery stores and soccer fields.
Surely you do not suggest they could invade our space with their pink bumpers?
I must decline pwnage.
-wolfe
Thank you, sonyad. Wolfe, you got pwnd.
And clog up the roads.
- Chemical Brothers - Shake Break Bounce
Golden is that really true? It’s a good tale, but few cars have been so equipped since the 1960’s.
(Yes, granted, Honda hung on to that for far too long, even into the 1980’s… but even they didn’t run it as a lever).
Now, should woman be banned from driving? Good grief no. Just equip their vehicles with governors that limit them to 15 km/h and that possess big pink plastic bumpers. Problem solved.
-wolfe
Women should be banned from driving.
No. Not really unbelievable…
Shhhhh you can’t wake them up from this dreamworld that they are still the smarter, better looking, more caring people of the world.
Women are parasitic creatures living in their own little dream world.
I must add a short story of my own here, from a friend of mine who is a mechanic. Had a women repeatedly coming in to the shop wondering why her engine was screwed. He kept finding the engine clogged up, cleaning it out and sending her on her mindless way. Only after the third time when he sat in the drivers seat and was thinking, ‘what the fuck’ did he notice the woman’s handbag … on the pulled out choke lever! He asked her what that was all about and she said ‘oh it’s a choke? I thought it was for holding my handbag.’ Unbe-fucking-lieveable.
Who said anything about sleep?
And was it morning when you woke up?
I ought to drive you someday. She will surely fall clutch over wheels for me.
This is me begging to differ because the last time I checked I was a woman and I once parallel parked in a spot so tight that onlookers from a balcony above actually applauded…granted they had obviously had a ‘few’, but still…
And just how bad do women tend to treat their toys?
Hmmm, what does that say about the penis-endowed partners of those who [are lucky enough to] have ‘human plushies’; are you implying that their men cannot keep up with them/keep them satisfied, to the extent that they have no choice but to turn to AA’s to do the trick, over, and over, and over again?
Actually, women are either recklessness coated in incompetence or 20 kmph driveresses coated in incompetence. Either way, they can’t parallel park worth a shit to save their lives.
Oh, and woe to any vehicle, especially its tranny and clutch disk, driven by women. They treat the bloody stick shift worse than a dildo. By far.
Nicole said:
Prehaps you should question why there criminals had single mothers, because the father left.
-Imagine that pin the blame on the man. Its become a rather old hat Nicole. I can tell that you would never think the mother to be responsible for him leaving because of course she would “never” do anything wrong. No no, its got to be the mans fault.
Most murderers are men, check the figures yourself if you do not belive me, are men in fact the stronger gender if they cannot control their own destinies (and turn out the way thier mothers raised them) let alone anyone elses.
-Have you ever stopped to consider that while yes most murderers are men, the consequence of that is mostly men are the victims of violence and murder? But those are “just men” getting murdered everyday so it doesn’t really matter. Also if some of those “men” had had fathers in their lives instead of a state check, or a child support bill, (entitlements, I can just hear their little hands rubbing together in glee) , then maybe the would be less criminals? Maybe if a boy had some sort of man in his life that he might learn himself how to be a man with core values such as honor and dicipline? Maybe if the system that throws these men out of their childrens lives, was just a little more accomadating to the men that are TRYING to be a part of their childrens lives, there would be less fatherlessness?
The reason you pay less for insurance you dipshit is
a. women are such a spoilt and selfish being that they demand that everything is handed to them, another fine example of anti-male sexism.
b. Women spend a lot less time on the raod than males do or is that too much to comprehend. Take your evening primrose oil and hear this.
All those bingles that you get when parked in car park are caused by women due to bad judgment, unable to determine length or distance, over cautious and just downright stupidity.
You women really are ignorant.
Has this dumb bitch got tunnel vision or what. If you bothered to look you cretin, there is plenty of studies on the INTERNET about women stuffing up raising kids. Women make lousy Fathers.
But, just so you don’t have to think tooo much after all that television, I will find it for you…….here.
It will at least get you going, the rest you can find yoh-self
Its the same reason why women never let people cross the road at a crossing. The thought of actually changing pedals makes women shit themselves.
“Your mama” fuck off would you outdrive anyone except a kid on a skateboard. Women cant drive period. Show me a Female Formula 1 driver, show me any female F1 technician. Show me a woman that can change a tyre in less than eight seconds. Women cant even park a car well, they have no spacial awareness at all. Stick to jabbering down the phone lines, its what your good at.
Haha, what a farce! You get lower interest rates because if you didn’t someone would scream “abuse”! Or “discrimination”! Tell me madame, did your brains fall out of your ears before or after you hit puberty?
Yes dick that’s why we have lower insurance rates and Dick I know I can out drive you ass any day.
-Your mamma
Dan, that’s hilarious. It reminds me of the time that I did the exact same thing to not one, but two women at a stop light in front of me. I kid you not.
The flustered woman sped right out into the intersection without even looking. Of course I felt bad about it because it’s not really her fault. Women get processes and order confused all the time. I just had no idea someone would actually propel a car forward without even looking first. Still, that’s how all women drive: reckless.
-Dick
My friend told me a great story today. His occupation keeps him on the road many hours of each day, so he gets to see an amazing number of highway high jinks perpetrated by women. This is my favorate:
He’s sitting at a red light in the far right lane behind one car. Someone somewhere honked their horn for some reason and the woman driving (or at least doing her best impression of something resembling driving) the car to his left, for no apparent reason, mashed her foot down on the accelerator and slammed into the classic car in front of her. Now this alone is only “typical woman” bad. What makes the incident “sterilize this woman so she can’t pollute the gene pool any more than she already has” bad is that her own actions throw her into such a panic attack that she keeps her foot mashed down on the accelerator while waving her arms around in the air and screaming “what do I do!? WHAT DO I DO?!” I shit you not my friend had to yell out of his window at her “TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THE ACCELERATOR!!!” at least twice before she figured out what she was doing and stopped.
Why we let the lesser gender even operate motor vehicles is a mystery to me. Women panic, men cope.
Im a chick, never been in a car accident…I’ve watched one. My boyfriend’s father pulled the woman thing you speak up, yes, a man did it. A grown man. He was driving up my street and over the bridge at break neck speed over black ice in the heart of winter…Can I count the ways this is just wrong here? Well wouldn’t you know it, he crashes into the guard rail and bangs up the car. He comes to the door in a pit of anguish and despair and cries that it was his back ache that made him do it. Then he ends with “Fuck, my life is such a waste.”
The dumbest human being I have ever made contact with. He continued to whine to the hair dresser a few months later about it, how he almost died and how his Hepatitis C is making him sad.. He also cried when Spock died.
This account makes your argument invalid. Although I do agree that almost every woman driving down the street is doing so while peeling the skin around her eye in every which way and sticking an awful pencil with some putrid ink in it inside the eyelid so she can be presentable for the public.
They are most likely commitment phobic. Men have the right to leave women at any time, but you can’t divorce children, yet they still leave. There is such a thing as joint parenting.
Perhaps you should question why the father had to leave…
Prehaps you should question why there criminals had single mothers, because the father left.
Most murderers are men, check the figures yourself if you do not belive me, are men in fact the stronger gender if they cannot control their own destinies (and turn out the way thier mothers raised them) let alone anyone elses.
I’m just quoting facts here, ladies. Peddle your lazy attitudes about checking the data elsewhere.
-Dick
I was raised by a single mother and so are many many many people.
It’s not about single mothers and how the fuck does that even fit in with that??
Everyone has a choice as to who they are and become….if they become a sexist pig or a rapist or murderer it’s their own damn fault for not thinking for themselves or trying to become better. You should do some research and see how many murderers and rapists are raised by single fathers. Or how many of them have grown up entirely on their own. Or is this debate based on opinion and not facts?
Gigi, with comments like that it’s no wonder single mothers raise the majority of society’s rapists and murderers.
-Dick
I hope a woman driving as badly as you describe our driving…hits you and kills you.
Commas in that last what?
Ah but I kid. Seriously Badkitty, congratulations on remembering how to type in the url of the site time and time again. You’re a woman so I know I can safely assume you have no idea how to create a bookmark to it.
Perhaps you’ve hornswaggled some man into doing either one for you. Of course, if that’s the case your appearance would have to be significantly less foul than your mouth.
-Dick
You forgot a couple of commas on that last sentance….figured I’d tell you since you’re so hard up on grammar and spelling.
nice defense. Why can’t you just admit your wrong like a real man does? You’re proving yourself no different then the average broad by replying the way you do. I can see your name represents personal hopes and dreams for the future when you save up from your Burger King job. You’re like Pinnochio. “Someday, I’ll have a REAL dick!”
“Women and men do not have to be equal in rights or in any other way…”
If you women types weren’t banned from being here in the first place, I would ask you to write an article on that.
But you are so I’m not.
-Dick
trying? it’s not being man, it’s having similar interests, simply what you’d call a well rounded girl. How do you avoid and accident where you are STOPPED….ok? S-T-O-P-P-E-D at a T intersection waiting for traffic to pass so you can take a left, and a cadillac being operated by a GUY comes flying THROUGH a STOP sign hitting your oncoming traffic and hits THAT suv directly into you within nano seconds and then hits you after the suv? Tell me how to get out of that with your oh-so amazing reflexes. And I’m sure the guy who hit me at a bloody stop light…was I supposed to reverse into him? swerve into the car next to me? Or swerve into traffic? I can bash the site because I’m nowhere near like the women that you describe. but seeing as you describe a man, perfect, and all knowing (which is completely not true or else there would be no mistakes in the world or kids) then I’m not a man either. But, you know what, it doesn’t even matter, because we all know that a REAL man wouldn’t bash women or degrade them or put them down in any way in order to make himself feel better. A REAL man knows how to notice and accept his own mistakes and faults. Since NONE of you boys can do that, this site is not for MEN, it is for middle school boys because that’s what little immature shit heads do. Women and men do not have to be equal in rights or in any other way, but there is no one sex that is better than the other and anyone with both half of their brains knows that.
Between the two of you women, you have been involved in six car accidents which further proves the point that women are, in fact, horrible drivers. If you were able to handle your cars, probably all the accidents would be avoided. Don’t blame the men for the accidents because they probably assumed that the DMV would give licenses to rational people (men) who could use their quick thinking to get out of these situations, but no they gave them to you women with your heads in mexico. Furthermore, Badkitty, I don’t know how you can bash this site, between your pickup truck, love of duct tape and Chevrolets, it sounds like you’re trying pretty damn hard to be a man. Anyone got a trucker hat?
The sentence is spelled that way purposely for effect. It’s a subtle effect, yes, but one that any man would easily have picked up on.
Well, I have been in three serious cat accidents in my life. The first was caused by an 85-year-old man wearing cataract glasses who ran a stop sign into oncoming traffic nearly killing me and my daughter and another woman and her two children. The second was when I was hit by a drunken man who hit me head-on while driving on the wrong side of the road. The third was a postal worker(male) who backed his truck out of a driveway at 50 mph without looking and hit me. All men and all “at-fault” accroding to the police and insurance adjusters.
As for women not being able to spell, I delightedly put before you the second sentence of the first paragraph of the above essay which should read: “Am I right, businessmen?” Apparently you not only do not know how to spell, you also do not know anything about punctuation.
You poor ignorant bastard:(
This is where I start to agree…..in all of my driving history I’ve had only two close calls…a woman cutting me off, and a woman randomly fucking driving sidways into me, oh yeah..and a male trucker forgot to look in his mirror and accidently drove me off the road and a male driver ran into me from behind while waiting at a red light and when I was sitting waiting to take a left turn a male driver forgot to stop at a stop sign, hit an SUV which slammed into me and he followed suit in hitting the side of the car. Smart men….great drivers..yep….but still, my last accident which totalled my truck was a woman pulling out of a doughnut shop on a rainy night and I guess didn’t see my large bright white truck coming down the road. and she for some odd reason STOPPED in front of me instead of speeding up as to avoid me. deer in headlights deal I guess. But from what I’ve seen….though men have had their unlimited mistakes in car accidents, they seem to have a better handle on a vehicle, probably because they know more about cars than women….as you have mentioned before.