Driving me nuts.
When it comes to the simple task of driving, be it a car, train or fortune 500 company; men are better than women — although to be certain in the final category there has yet to be a group of evidence which is sufficiently large. Am I right business men.
This is for several reasons.
When a man drives anything — even a relationship into the ground which he may choose to do for good reason, he is thinking of only three things: driving, not hitting things, and how to fix problems on a global scale. The third topic may seem overwhelming as such, but as men we have a unique ability to prioritize what we’re thinking about in order to get all jobs done and take care of all outstanding business at maximum efficiency and without cluster fucking everything that we touch. It is this paring that makes us men good at driving. Women, however, are completely different.
All women are aware of the fact that shortly after driving, she will find herself among other people — be it friends, family, or various cashiers; and as selfishly as possibly, a woman is only thinking about the way to best attract attention to herself when she gets to this future spot. What a woman is thinking about as she is driving, is nothing but the opposite. She is thinking about her makeup probably, or how to spin her latest near collision with a similarly out of control woman on the road into a panic-laced tale of woe guaranteed to win her all kinds of delicious sympathy.
Sympathy is a woman’s crack cocaine. She’ll do anything for it. Including driving down a perfectly straight road like a lopsided bowling ball.
Also, the argument that men are not better than women at driving because women are subconsciously doing it on purpose, is not a valid argument.
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Commas in that last what?
Ah but I kid. Seriously Badkitty, congratulations on remembering how to type in the url of the site time and time again. You’re a woman so I know I can safely assume you have no idea how to create a bookmark to it.
Perhaps you’ve hornswaggled some man into doing either one for you. Of course, if that’s the case your appearance would have to be significantly less foul than your mouth.
-Dick
You forgot a couple of commas on that last sentance….figured I’d tell you since you’re so hard up on grammar and spelling.
nice defense. Why can’t you just admit your wrong like a real man does? You’re proving yourself no different then the average broad by replying the way you do. I can see your name represents personal hopes and dreams for the future when you save up from your Burger King job. You’re like Pinnochio. “Someday, I’ll have a REAL dick!”
“Women and men do not have to be equal in rights or in any other way…”
If you women types weren’t banned from being here in the first place, I would ask you to write an article on that.
But you are so I’m not.
-Dick
trying? it’s not being man, it’s having similar interests, simply what you’d call a well rounded girl. How do you avoid and accident where you are STOPPED….ok? S-T-O-P-P-E-D at a T intersection waiting for traffic to pass so you can take a left, and a cadillac being operated by a GUY comes flying THROUGH a STOP sign hitting your oncoming traffic and hits THAT suv directly into you within nano seconds and then hits you after the suv? Tell me how to get out of that with your oh-so amazing reflexes. And I’m sure the guy who hit me at a bloody stop light…was I supposed to reverse into him? swerve into the car next to me? Or swerve into traffic? I can bash the site because I’m nowhere near like the women that you describe. but seeing as you describe a man, perfect, and all knowing (which is completely not true or else there would be no mistakes in the world or kids) then I’m not a man either. But, you know what, it doesn’t even matter, because we all know that a REAL man wouldn’t bash women or degrade them or put them down in any way in order to make himself feel better. A REAL man knows how to notice and accept his own mistakes and faults. Since NONE of you boys can do that, this site is not for MEN, it is for middle school boys because that’s what little immature shit heads do. Women and men do not have to be equal in rights or in any other way, but there is no one sex that is better than the other and anyone with both half of their brains knows that.
Between the two of you women, you have been involved in six car accidents which further proves the point that women are, in fact, horrible drivers. If you were able to handle your cars, probably all the accidents would be avoided. Don’t blame the men for the accidents because they probably assumed that the DMV would give licenses to rational people (men) who could use their quick thinking to get out of these situations, but no they gave them to you women with your heads in mexico. Furthermore, Badkitty, I don’t know how you can bash this site, between your pickup truck, love of duct tape and Chevrolets, it sounds like you’re trying pretty damn hard to be a man. Anyone got a trucker hat?
The sentence is spelled that way purposely for effect. It’s a subtle effect, yes, but one that any man would easily have picked up on.
Well, I have been in three serious cat accidents in my life. The first was caused by an 85-year-old man wearing cataract glasses who ran a stop sign into oncoming traffic nearly killing me and my daughter and another woman and her two children. The second was when I was hit by a drunken man who hit me head-on while driving on the wrong side of the road. The third was a postal worker(male) who backed his truck out of a driveway at 50 mph without looking and hit me. All men and all “at-fault” accroding to the police and insurance adjusters.
As for women not being able to spell, I delightedly put before you the second sentence of the first paragraph of the above essay which should read: “Am I right, businessmen?” Apparently you not only do not know how to spell, you also do not know anything about punctuation.
You poor ignorant bastard:(
This is where I start to agree…..in all of my driving history I’ve had only two close calls…a woman cutting me off, and a woman randomly fucking driving sidways into me, oh yeah..and a male trucker forgot to look in his mirror and accidently drove me off the road and a male driver ran into me from behind while waiting at a red light and when I was sitting waiting to take a left turn a male driver forgot to stop at a stop sign, hit an SUV which slammed into me and he followed suit in hitting the side of the car. Smart men….great drivers..yep….but still, my last accident which totalled my truck was a woman pulling out of a doughnut shop on a rainy night and I guess didn’t see my large bright white truck coming down the road. and she for some odd reason STOPPED in front of me instead of speeding up as to avoid me. deer in headlights deal I guess. But from what I’ve seen….though men have had their unlimited mistakes in car accidents, they seem to have a better handle on a vehicle, probably because they know more about cars than women….as you have mentioned before.