Driving me nuts.
When it comes to the simple task of driving, be it a car, train or fortune 500 company; men are better than women — although to be certain in the final category there has yet to be a group of evidence which is sufficiently large. Am I right business men.
This is for several reasons.
When a man drives anything — even a relationship into the ground which he may choose to do for good reason, he is thinking of only three things: driving, not hitting things, and how to fix problems on a global scale. The third topic may seem overwhelming as such, but as men we have a unique ability to prioritize what we’re thinking about in order to get all jobs done and take care of all outstanding business at maximum efficiency and without cluster fucking everything that we touch. It is this paring that makes us men good at driving. Women, however, are completely different.
All women are aware of the fact that shortly after driving, she will find herself among other people — be it friends, family, or various cashiers; and as selfishly as possibly, a woman is only thinking about the way to best attract attention to herself when she gets to this future spot. What a woman is thinking about as she is driving, is nothing but the opposite. She is thinking about her makeup probably, or how to spin her latest near collision with a similarly out of control woman on the road into a panic-laced tale of woe guaranteed to win her all kinds of delicious sympathy.
Sympathy is a woman’s crack cocaine. She’ll do anything for it. Including driving down a perfectly straight road like a lopsided bowling ball.
Also, the argument that men are not better than women at driving because women are subconsciously doing it on purpose, is not a valid argument.
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Yeah, we’re not half-baked like you.
Haha, you guys are a cooked bunch.
I thought we decided that was you?
- Sgt. Reyes
guy above me is scum!@
Fuck off, bitch. Men are talking.
Go off now and play with your illegitimate bastard.
shut up american fuckwit
:/I thought Dick was british?
Inane BlowJob, please desist your embarrassing presence here.
shut up american fuckwit
It’s not women that are so fucked up- it’s americans. Fuck all you yankee red-neck sexist cunts.
Actually, I was thinking of the widely copied autobahn system and the European hypermarché. I think if you look at passenger miles traveled, you will find that women rank fairly lowly on these routes, and do little, even traveling at 15 km/h, to impede the progress of commerce and men.
-wolfe
Wolfe, not everywhere on Earth (especially outside the US and Canada) is American Suburbia.
- Jefferson Airplane - Somebody To Love
everything a women does has been authorised by a man somewhere along the line.
@Sony, diamatik, you operate under the mistaken apprehension that women could reliably find main roads, as opposed to those leading to schools, grocery stores and soccer fields.
Surely you do not suggest they could invade our space with their pink bumpers?
I must decline pwnage.
-wolfe
Thank you, sonyad. Wolfe, you got pwnd.
And clog up the roads.
- Chemical Brothers - Shake Break Bounce
Golden is that really true? It’s a good tale, but few cars have been so equipped since the 1960’s.
(Yes, granted, Honda hung on to that for far too long, even into the 1980’s… but even they didn’t run it as a lever).
Now, should woman be banned from driving? Good grief no. Just equip their vehicles with governors that limit them to 15 km/h and that possess big pink plastic bumpers. Problem solved.
-wolfe
Women should be banned from driving.
No. Not really unbelievable…
Shhhhh you can’t wake them up from this dreamworld that they are still the smarter, better looking, more caring people of the world.
Women are parasitic creatures living in their own little dream world.
I must add a short story of my own here, from a friend of mine who is a mechanic. Had a women repeatedly coming in to the shop wondering why her engine was screwed. He kept finding the engine clogged up, cleaning it out and sending her on her mindless way. Only after the third time when he sat in the drivers seat and was thinking, ‘what the fuck’ did he notice the woman’s handbag … on the pulled out choke lever! He asked her what that was all about and she said ‘oh it’s a choke? I thought it was for holding my handbag.’ Unbe-fucking-lieveable.
Who said anything about sleep?