andy said:

im from england and i watch women arrive in vehicles, ud use to assault cuba, and then spend a hour trying to park them, eventually giving up, and leaving there jeeps parked in the middle of the road, while they go to the cash machine,or for more cement to cover there cracks on there faces.

do us all a favour WOMEN buy a fucking bike.

Women cannot park large 4 x 4s because their low testosterone levels impair their spatial awareness.

do us all a favour WOMEN buy a fucking bike.

To women, driving is just another chore that happens to be a means to a lot of very telling ends.

sonyad said:

Then women propped themselves in the mix somewhere and everything went to hell.

Best attempt I’ve encountered to condense the history of the world into a single sentence.

-Big Al

It’s not just men that are better than women. Cars are better than women as too. Well, at most things. Here’s a few reasons why that is.

Cars are also better at driving. Themselves and their self.

Lukasz said:

Another thing that really ticks me off is that most bitches drive HUGE SUVs and cut me off daily as I am driving to and from work where I do research all day so that we can all not die of cancer.

What sort of research might that be? Market researching sun-screen lotions?

-Dick

MADD dumped this wrecked car on the front of my high school as some kind of touchy-feely “warning” public fucking art display. I noticed that when people drove past the school they would gawk at what looked like a fresh wreck on the sidewalk and swerve, so I told the principal that their retarded display was going to cause an accident. Of course the dumb fat bitch ignored me and said “if this wrecked car saves JUST ONE LIFE by making someone think twice about drinking and driving, I have a moral obligation to keep it up.”

Uh huh. Less than a week later some old guy plowed into a tree because he got distracted by their little art project. Anytime a group tries to justify their glurgy feminist anti-freedom agenda by saying “if it saves JUST ONE LIFE” that is the signal to blast them in the face with some kind incendiary device.

This guy looks to be about five ladies in.

One wonders why the verbiage seems so fitting.

Great information, Big Al. I had not encountered any of it.

-Dick

Big Al said:

The astounding thing is that these methods were devised by SOBER women.

Great comment Al. I was unaware of Ms. Lightner’s comments.

That said, do the words “sober” and “women” really go together in any meaningful way?

-wolfe

wolfe said:

MADD is certainly worthy of some study. They are the old WCTU — Women’s Christian Temperance Union — reborn in atheistic secular garb. (Those ladies helped us into Prohibition. Thanks!) Women have always had the desire to control men, and demonizing alcohol is one effective approach.
-wolfe

Interesting that Candy Lightner, the founder of MADD, has left, stating that it has become far more “neo-prohobitionist” than she ever wanted.

Their use of stats is interesting too. They advertise “Drunk Drivers Kill 16,000 Americans a Year”.

To quote Modern Drunkard Magazine again:

“…they get that statistic from their longtime co-conspirator, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, who puts it like this: 16,000 Americans each year are killed in alcohol-related accidents. MADD consciously took the term alcohol-related and twisted it into alcohol-caused.

1.) A measurable amount of alcohol means anything above .00 percent, up to and including a sip of beer or cough medicine.
2.) Drivers impaired by drugs, be it aspirin, cough syrup, crack or heroin, are often counted as drunk drivers.
3.) If a pedestrian is involved and has a measurable amount of alcohol it is considered alcohol-related.
4.) If the accident is a sober driver’s fault (i.e. a sober driver runs a red light and crashes into a driver who had a beer after work) it is alcohol-related.
5.) If the residual presence of alcohol is found (an empty beer can) it is considered alcohol related, even if tests prove no one has any alcohol in their systems.
6.) The NHTSA arbitrarily adds 9% to all the alcohol-related statistics it receives from the states. Why? Because they feel like it.
7.) If a passenger has alcohol in his system, it is considered alcohol related.
8.) To further inflate the numbers, The NHTSA just started using what they call the Multiple Imputation Method to inflate alcohol-related statistics even more. The method automatically assumes that anyone involved in an accident who was not tested for BAC (probably because they were obviously sober) could actually have been drunk, and the numbers are jacked up by a set percentage.”

The astounding thing is that these methods were devised by SOBER women.

-Big Al

And again the link to the teetotaler Hitler for whom women voted.

-wolfe

-Dick

Dick Masterson said:

I read about a page of their bullshit-i-festo and decided not to wade through the MADD history of dumbness.

Temperance and dumbness always seem to go hand-in-hand. Check the hate mail page at Modern Drunkard Magazine.

-Big Al

A temperance union. Truly an invention of womankind.

-Dick

Men do drive SUVs too dont get me wrong, but ALOT of men I see driving sedans, why do women drive SUVs? It’s not like they would ever go off-road or haul anything heavy worthy of an SUV besides 20 bags from Macy’s using our credit cards.