The Man Billboard — For Real
They told me it was impossible. They told me it was too expensive. They told me it was the stupidest thing they’d ever heard.
They were wrong.
Hold onto your man beans, fellows and gentlemen, while I present the ultimate plan for the ultimate fund raiser: The Man Billboard.
The Man Billboard
The Man Billboard is an erection in the name of manliness. It’s an erection in the name of that special majority of the commuting workforce who actually get the job done every day — and bust their man ass doing it. That majority is called ‘men’. The Man Billboard is also an erection in the face and hair of the of all those chubby-ankled secretaries — those worker she-bees and profemtionals, who do little more at work each day than text message their boyfriends and annoy workmates with perfume, heels, and fuck-ups.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Most importantly, the Man Billboard is an erection for you: the loyal readers of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
Feast your eyes on the majesty — the harmony of art and logic what comprise a ‘fuck You’ to 51% of Earth. Then feast your eyes on the donation meter because only you can make it happen.
When I first envisioned the Man Billboard more than a year ago, they told me it was impossible. I’m not talking about women here. Of course women told me it was impossible. Women think losing twenty pounds or getting married after 30 is impossible. Here’s a marriage tip for women over 30: shut the fuck up and quit chopping your hair off at the shoulder. That looks old. Women probably don’t even understand that billboards can be purchased at all. As usual, women prefer an imaginary world. In this case, one where billboards grow naturally and are aware of upcoming movies.
Advertising companies told me it was impossible. And as business usually does, it makes sense. By accepting my money, any advertising company would be subject to a rain of Molotov Tampons or other silly female retaliations — perhaps a barrage of burning paternity suits for children the advertising company didn’t father. If “not my sperm” doesn’t hold up in court anymore, why should “companies don’t have sperm”?
But thanks to me, that’s all changed.
By leveraging the mighty marketing arm of Simon & Schuster — who are owned by CBS, the channel that airs Dr. Phil — I have been given the rare opportunity to erect manliness in a major metropolitan area. All that’s needed is your help.
The goal is $6,000. I will explain why below.
$5,000 – $10,000
If donations total in this range, the Man Billboard will be erected high above the streets of a major metropolitan area for one month. Whenever I think of it, I like to imagine such a manly gesture flying high above the picket line at an abortion clinic. The symbolism is clear. Women can hold signs, but manliness will always fly high in the sky without effort, keeping an eye on everything and consoling women who are making the right decision.
$11,000 – $25,000
This will erect the Man Billboard in a high demand area and/or within sight of a freeway for one month. Think of someplace that typically has a 60-foot tall man in his underwear. Now think of getting some real manliness in that place. Men are better than women.
$25,000+
Time square, the Sunset Strip, just like when having a son, the sky is the limit with this kind of cash.
Manclusion
We’ve all had a good bit of fun over the years here at MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, but now it’s time to take that fun to the world. Give a dollar, give ten, take a collection hat around your office or army base, do whatever you can to fly manliness high and proud.
Kate – $40
jeff – $60
Omny Devi – $300
wolfe – $100
Biff – $50
buster – $100
Robert – $35
Omny Devi – $150
TruthSayer – $50
Rich – $20
Luke – $50
Pedro – $100
Michael – $10
Michael – $20
Guy – $15
Mert – $20
Julius Stronghold – $26
Bryan – $15
James – $25
Regretful Morning – $5
Are Sagebakken – $50
Andrew – $10
jose – $1
Björn – $2
Alex – $1.50
Ryan – $5
Bryan – $10
Sam – $10
bola – $10
Courtney – $1
Anonymous – $1473
Bryan – $10
Mike – $4
Eric – $20
Grewal – $1
Terry – $5
Barry – $20
Anthony – $20
Patrick – $1
Michael – $5
Sam – $10
James – $2
Massimo – $6
Sheridan – $1
Adrian – $31
Priyan – $2
Dali – $1
Alexander – $10
Erik – $10
Nicholas – $10
Susan – $10
JB – $10
Alexandru-Bogdan – $10
Saku – $1
Timothy – $27
Razorin – $20
Max – $20
William – $50
Bastian – $20
Priyan – $2
Dali – $1.00
Alexander – $10
Nicholas – $10
Ronaldas – $2
AlGrand Enterprises – $10
Anthony – $5
Victor – $5
Jeremy – $5
shellmedia.net – $10
Bryan – $10
Tucker – $3
Kevin – $5
Horse Shoes and Hand Grenades – $1
Luke – $2
Rito – $5
Branden – $25
Werty.net – $10
ItalianBeef.com – $20
Pages: [22] 21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 … 1 » Show All
Obvious troll is obvious.
rahul
I also don’t agree with sexism, however, if we don’t stop feminism today, all men in future are going to be slaves. so, I think, we all have to unite and put an end to feminism before it is too late.
please also excuse my numerous grammar mistakes, as english is not my first language.
what are doing here, you dickless bug!?
Dick Masterson is a legend and I have highest of respects for the man.
hitler killed his wife….. i envy him
stalin killed his wife….. i envy him
adam got kicked out of paradise for eves fuck up….. HE envies them
[url=http://linkman.pl/]katalog stron[/url]
Erin Andrews has been getting death threats in a stream of e-mails to a media outlet, an attorney for the ESPN reporter and "Dancing with theAn attorney for Erin Andrews says the ESPN reporter and ‘Dancing with the Stars’ contestant has been getting death threats. [url=http://erinandrewspeephole.net/who-has-erin-andrews-peephole-vide o.html]Who Has Erin Andrews Peephole Video[/url] At least a dozen e-mails had been sent to a media outlet threatening ESPN reporter and “Dancing With the Stars” contestant Erin Andrews since September, her. [url=http://erinandrewspeephole.net/]Erin Andrews Peephole Videa[/url]
see more:
[url=http://project.arteveldehs.be/lobr/forum/viewtopic.php?p=64332#64 332]Peephole Video Erin Andrews[/url]
Watch Erin Andrews Naked Peephole Video
God is a man
Caesar was a man
Adolf Hilter was a man
Women are just bugs
Real men don’t argue with insects.
Those men/fictional characters earned their name in history, you are nothing but a blob of meat that fell out of an insect.
what a shit website. sexism is wrong, deal with it.
Why is sexism wrong?
I like penis more than clitoris, I’m sexist i should burn in hell.
Burning in hell hmmm…………..could be kinky.
i bet this guy is gay
Since we men are superior does that mean it’s okay for men to like other men?
these gaywads are here telling lies & gossip all over this nest of homosexual lust.watch out for those that say they hate feminists & the funniest ones of all claim they have a woman in their lives to have sex with lol….
Cunting cunt.
LADIES EVERY DUDE IN THIS PLACE IS A HOMOSEXUAL JEALOUS OF STRAIGHT WOMEN!!!
Dumb lesbian cunt, you forget you feminists are the ones that encourage homosexuality and want men to be “gay”. Gays are actually your best friends, cunt. And you bitches are jealous of strong, straight men who are not afraid to speak the truth: Men are better than women.
yes they cheat with other Dicks lol….. Gay is all hell in this place & ladies look at how cheap their donations are lol….. fagvillage…….
I heard this promotional code for 25% off of Angie’s List.
Angie’s list is like a Craigs but to help find someone to paint your home, or other contractors, doctors, etc.
Use the coupon [b]PAUSE[/b] at checkout for the 25% off, the discount is immediate.
anyone tired of cow-orkers? Kill them all then!
Where is this billboard located?
at thier gaybar on main street & fronthind
Couple of points which I would like to add……….to what Studioline has
said so far…………………..
1. MAKE A WIMMIN DEPEND ON YOU FAR MORE………..THEN YOU GET
TO DEPEND ON WIMMIN………………
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRILL THE SIMPLE NOTION INTO BITCH’S
HEAD THAT WHILE YOU ARE INDISPENSABLE TO HER………..FOR YOU
SHE IS PERFECTLY DISPENSABLE………..THAT MEANS YOU ARE FAR
MORE WORTHY TO HER………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU………..
IN SIMPLE TERMS IT MEANS SHE STANDS TO LOSE FAR MORE FROM
THE RELATIONSHIP IF IT BREAKS DOWN THEN YOU STAND TO LOSE
& THE WIMMIN GAINS FAR MORE FROM THE RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU
GAIN FROM IT.
THIS HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN PROPER CONTEXT……………
YOU DON’T MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO HER BY SENDING
HER UNENDING STREAM OF BOUQUETS, BOOKING MOVIES &
RESTAURANTS,GOING ON SHOPPING & WORLD TOUR WITH HER &
CATERING TO ALL THE UNNECESSARY WANTS,DESIRES OF BITCH WIMMIN & NEITHER YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY
MARRYING A HIGH SALARIED BITCH & PLAYING THE ROLE OF MALE
HOUSEWIFE BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN HOUSEHOLD CHORES &
RUNNING TO SUPERMARKETS ON GROCERY ERRANDS………..
YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
HUNTER GATHERER & PROTECTOR………………CALL IT ALPHA MALE,
EGOCENTRIC MALE, CHAUVINIST MALE……..OR WHATEVER NAME
FOR THAT MATTER……………….THE TRADITIONAL MALE ROLE WHICH
MEN HAVE PLAYED FOR EONS……………
FACE IT GUYS & WRITE IT IN GOLDEN WORDS SOMEWHERE…………A WIMMIN LOVES A MAN WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF LEADER. A MAN WHO
PLAYS THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN & STEERS THE BOAT OR SHIP………
HOWEVER HARD THE FEMINIST BRAINWASHED PIG BITCHES MIGHT
TRY TO CONVINCE YOU, DETRACT YOU…………….THE GOLDEN TRUTH
IS NO…NO.. WIMMIN RESPECTS/SHOWS REGARD/FEARS A MAN WHO
ABDICATES/ABSCONDS THE ROLE OF LEADERSHIP & HANDS IT TO
A WIMMIN.
FACE IT GUYS…………….THE MAN COMMANDS RESPECT ONLY WHEN
HE ASSUMES/PLAYS THE ROLE OF BOSS. IF THE FEMINIST BITCH
HARPS ON EQUALITY SHIT………..MUTUAL RESPECT & OTHER CRAP
CRAP………BLAH BLAH……….SHE IS OPENLY LYING…………THE
TRUTH IS SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOU & BECOME YOUR
BOSS……………..THAT IS THE TRUTH GUYS…………
THE FACT IS YOU COMMAND RESPECT…………..YOU DON’T DEMAND
IT & IT IS NOT HANDED OVER TO YOU BECOZ YOU WANT IT.
{{FUNNY HOW MANY FEMINIST PIG WIMMIN COME OVER HERE & PUT IT AS A
MATTER OF FACT THAT MAN = WIMMIN ,SO MUTUAL RESPECT……..
SO MAN SHOULD RESPECT WIMMIN & WIMMIN RESPECTS MAN & BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…………….FUCKING BS.}}
TO COMMAND RESPECT………YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF FAR MORE WORTHY TO A BITCH………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU……..
TELL THAT FUCKING BITCH………EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INVOLVED
IN A REGULAR JOB, YOU HOPE TO SEE YOURSELF AS PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY 10-20 YEARS DOWN THE LINE OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE HEADING ANYWHERE 10 YEARS DOWN……..SAY YOU MIGHT
START YOUR OWN BUSINESS/COMPANY & BECOME ITS CEO……..
WIMMIN LIKE MEN WHO ARE AMBITIOUS OR AT LEAST HAVE A LONG
TERM PLAN………..
ALSO KEEP YOURSELF PHYSICALLY ACTIVE & FIT BY GOING TO GYMN SO THAT THE STUPID BITCH FEELS SHE IS HAVING A BODYGUARD TO
PROTECT HER………
2. MAKE A WIMMIN NEED YOU MORE THEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER…
TRY TO FULFILL A WIMMIN’S NEEDS/WANTS WHICH ARE LEGITIMATE
& RATIONAL BUT ON ONE CONDITION………..THE BITCH HAS TO WORK & EARN FOR IT IN A PROPER MANNER/WAY.
TO EARN IT, THE WIMMIN SHOULD FIRST TRY TO FULFILL THE NEEDS/WANTS/WHATEVER TASKS A MAN ASSIGNS TO HER.
IF A WIMMIN SEEKS TRUE LOVE/AFFECTION OR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, SHE SHOULD BE TOLD TO EARN IT THE HARD WAY.
IN SEX A WIMMIN HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN TO SATISFY HER.
…………{{UNLESS THE WIMMIN HAPPENS TO BE A PORN STAR CAPABLE OF PYROTECHNICS)…………THE BITCH USUALLY LIES ON
THE BED LIKE A DEAD LOG & THE MAN HAS TO PUT IN ALL THE
PASSION & EFFORT TO AROUSE HER & KEEP THE SEXUAL ACT GOING
……………….THE CONTRIBUTION OF BITCH IN THE ACT IS USUALLY NIL………SO THE FUCKING BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN
TO KEEP GOING & SATISFY HER UNTIL & UNLESS THE BITCH HAS
EARNED THAT TREAT FROM MAN BY HARD WAY…………….UNTIL &
UNLESS THE MAN FEELS THE BITCH DESERVES IT………
ONE MORE POINT……………TO KEEP THE BITCH ON HER TOES, KEEP
HER ALWAYS GUESSING & NEVER ALLOW THE BITCH TO TAKE YOU
GRANTED AT ANY POINT IN LIFE…………..
NOTHING SPELLS GAY FASTER THAN A PACK OF LOSERS WRITING LONG POSTS & COMMENTS ABOUT STRAIGHT WOMEN! THIS SITE IS 100% GAY LADIES & MOST OF THESE DUDES ARE ON MYSPACE & FACEBOOK spreading the hate!
SO IT’S LIE’S LIKE THOSE ABOVE THAT YOU TELL YOURSELVES THAT MAKE YOU TURN INTO SUCH HARD CORE FAGS? YOU LIARS!!! YOU WERE BORN GAY SO STOP YOUR SHIT LOSERS!
I do not remember who it was that me recently, however here are the godaddy coupons. We were talking about teaching our kids how the internet works.
Here are some good programs: Scratch from MIT or Alice from Carnegie Melon to teach your kids how to program. We also thought giving them an easy to use site and their own personal email addy, instead of a generic free one.
Here are a couple godaddy promo codes I found searching. You type the coupon below when you checkout.
To get a discount on a domain name try one of these godaddy coupons.
[b]RAD7[/b] : 30% Off .com domains and renewals, you get a domain for $7.49
[b]RUSH3[/b] : 30% off also, if the above does not work
You can get your children a website with one of these coupons, an entire year of hosting is less than $60 and the domain is only $1.99 with these godaddy hosting coupons:
[b]RUSH20[/b] : 20% Off Hosting (1,2,3 yr accounts)
[b]YES1[/b] : 10% Off Monthly hosting accounts
I see this one works on everything, if you happen to get a bunch of stuff:
[b]RAD5[/b] : 10% Off order
Anyone can use these coupons, so pass them around.
Anyone use any programming sites other than Scratch and Alice?