The Man Billboard — For Real
They told me it was impossible. They told me it was too expensive. They told me it was the stupidest thing they’d ever heard.
They were wrong.
Hold onto your man beans, fellows and gentlemen, while I present the ultimate plan for the ultimate fund raiser: The Man Billboard.
The Man Billboard
The Man Billboard is an erection in the name of manliness. It’s an erection in the name of that special majority of the commuting workforce who actually get the job done every day — and bust their man ass doing it. That majority is called ‘men’. The Man Billboard is also an erection in the face and hair of the of all those chubby-ankled secretaries — those worker she-bees and profemtionals, who do little more at work each day than text message their boyfriends and annoy workmates with perfume, heels, and fuck-ups.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Most importantly, the Man Billboard is an erection for you: the loyal readers of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
Feast your eyes on the majesty — the harmony of art and logic what comprise a ‘fuck You’ to 51% of Earth. Then feast your eyes on the donation meter because only you can make it happen.
When I first envisioned the Man Billboard more than a year ago, they told me it was impossible. I’m not talking about women here. Of course women told me it was impossible. Women think losing twenty pounds or getting married after 30 is impossible. Here’s a marriage tip for women over 30: shut the fuck up and quit chopping your hair off at the shoulder. That looks old. Women probably don’t even understand that billboards can be purchased at all. As usual, women prefer an imaginary world. In this case, one where billboards grow naturally and are aware of upcoming movies.
Advertising companies told me it was impossible. And as business usually does, it makes sense. By accepting my money, any advertising company would be subject to a rain of Molotov Tampons or other silly female retaliations — perhaps a barrage of burning paternity suits for children the advertising company didn’t father. If “not my sperm” doesn’t hold up in court anymore, why should “companies don’t have sperm”?
But thanks to me, that’s all changed.
By leveraging the mighty marketing arm of Simon & Schuster — who are owned by CBS, the channel that airs Dr. Phil — I have been given the rare opportunity to erect manliness in a major metropolitan area. All that’s needed is your help.
The goal is $6,000. I will explain why below.
$5,000 – $10,000
If donations total in this range, the Man Billboard will be erected high above the streets of a major metropolitan area for one month. Whenever I think of it, I like to imagine such a manly gesture flying high above the picket line at an abortion clinic. The symbolism is clear. Women can hold signs, but manliness will always fly high in the sky without effort, keeping an eye on everything and consoling women who are making the right decision.
$11,000 – $25,000
This will erect the Man Billboard in a high demand area and/or within sight of a freeway for one month. Think of someplace that typically has a 60-foot tall man in his underwear. Now think of getting some real manliness in that place. Men are better than women.
$25,000+
Time square, the Sunset Strip, just like when having a son, the sky is the limit with this kind of cash.
Manclusion
We’ve all had a good bit of fun over the years here at MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, but now it’s time to take that fun to the world. Give a dollar, give ten, take a collection hat around your office or army base, do whatever you can to fly manliness high and proud.
Kate – $40
jeff – $60
Omny Devi – $300
wolfe – $100
Biff – $50
buster – $100
Robert – $35
Omny Devi – $150
TruthSayer – $50
Rich – $20
Luke – $50
Pedro – $100
Michael – $10
Michael – $20
Guy – $15
Mert – $20
Julius Stronghold – $26
Bryan – $15
James – $25
Regretful Morning – $5
Are Sagebakken – $50
Andrew – $10
jose – $1
Björn – $2
Alex – $1.50
Ryan – $5
Bryan – $10
Sam – $10
bola – $10
Courtney – $1
Anonymous – $1473
Bryan – $10
Mike – $4
Eric – $20
Grewal – $1
Terry – $5
Barry – $20
Anthony – $20
Patrick – $1
Michael – $5
Sam – $10
James – $2
Massimo – $6
Sheridan – $1
Adrian – $31
Priyan – $2
Dali – $1
Alexander – $10
Erik – $10
Nicholas – $10
Susan – $10
JB – $10
Alexandru-Bogdan – $10
Saku – $1
Timothy – $27
Razorin – $20
Max – $20
William – $50
Bastian – $20
Priyan – $2
Dali – $1.00
Alexander – $10
Nicholas – $10
Ronaldas – $2
AlGrand Enterprises – $10
Anthony – $5
Victor – $5
Jeremy – $5
shellmedia.net – $10
Bryan – $10
Tucker – $3
Kevin – $5
Horse Shoes and Hand Grenades – $1
Luke – $2
Rito – $5
Branden – $25
Werty.net – $10
ItalianBeef.com – $20


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Best thing to donate to EVER!!! LOL! Superior woman, what a funny name! Definatly not a name to be taken seriously. Is Chris secretly Dick in disguise? Because they’re both so fucking intelligent!
heh. “Superior Woman” is funny when you think about it. That’s like bragging that you’re fresh shit and not dry and crusty.
When will fat chicks ever learn.
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With a name like Dick its no surprise that youre gay. Just because your bald ass has never gotten laid by a woman, and just because your favorite pastime is the game of buttfuck doesn’t mean that you can hate on dem wimmins. In a way, I almost feel bad for you. I’d hate to be a bald virgin who has nothing better to do than troll irl. Enjoy ur buttsecks, good sir, because that’s most likely the only sexual act you will ever experience.
He’s not gay because then he wouldn’t be telling us how to treat our women. He’d be telling us to forget about them altogether.
Also, if he was gay, then you’re “insults” about anal sex would not bother him. That’s like a gay guy walking up and telling me “ew gross. you have vaginal intercourse, what a hetero!”
Keep it up, Dick. Real men realize that you embody manliness and what men should be so well, that the only way to make the point even more strong is to have the name “Dick.” Rock on
you never plan on getting laid ever again (assuming you’re not a virgin which i think you are), do you?
oh, and you need therapy, dude
There are plenty of women who eat this shit up. Ya know, the ones that aren’t full of themselves and are finally calming the fuck down and can settle with not being superior and in control.
you know I dono why you take all the time do diss women so mutch. I mean do you honestly have nothing productive to do with your time?
I cannot think of anything worth the time more than spreading the truth. Many men are falling prey to women and their foolishness nowadays because of the propaganda out there saying women are in control. Don’t let the lies alter our reality!
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I see you all have found meaning for your lives. A goal. Great job. Too bad it all has no meaning. Too bad it’s just a way to block out the truth that one day we will all be dead.
Only a woman would have such little respect for LIFE or any kind of GOAL or achievement – no matter how small or insignificant.
Only a VAGINA would say:
• “You work too hard, you loser. Get a life”.
…. as if working toward ANYTHING is completely pointless before you’ve begun because you’re gonna be DEAD. Why don’t you kill yourself now and get it over with , you sad pathetic waste of ZERO-MEANING HAVING life.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Science will cure death. One day, dying will be like having a cold.
Just donated another $10 which brings my total to $45 donated. Not much in the grand scheme of things, but in the end it does make me worth that much more than a woman.
Someday we’ll reach our goal, men!
“superior woman”’s posts are proof of their inferiority. Keep screaming, little lady. You’re angry wailing is evidence that Men Are Better Than Women. Nice way to put your foot in your mouth.
So simple, yet so right
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Poor Bob…wishes he was human but God had other plans. Die, you jealous piece of turd. Ugly, stupid PRICK. :)
Haha, I know you want me to sodomize you,but you’re going about it all wrong, bitch. Acting like a cunt will never get you laid.
When a girl goes on like that… you know you’re doing everything RIGHT.
Hey Chris, how you been,man?
Yeah. I’m laughing my ass off over here.
Only cunt is your daddy, failure……LOL
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