Mirijke said:

haha this is to sad

You know what’s worse? People who have less than half of a mind and the inability to make things that they type with those letters and symbols on their keyboard make sense. Oh, and that includes you.

-♂dBoss iNc.

Panda said:

What was this great donation that I heard about in D.I.Y.E., #10? In the area of $1400? Please update the man-thermometer.

A real American hero…looks like we still have some work ahead of us, though…we here at the EW Times are planning a donation as I write this.

no manhole said:

Jess said:

hey why not use a giant pic of a womans rack with the website written on it for the billboard pic?

It would cause too many accidents, as people will stare at the billboard into each other. More cleavage exposed on the board, more fatalities on the street below. No brainer here.

Yeah wouldn’t it be great? Dick would be a mass murderer. No…. women would be!

Jess said:

hey why not use a giant pic of a womans rack with the website written on it for the billboard pic?

It would cause too many accidents, as people will stare at the billboard into each other. More cleavage exposed on the board, more fatalities on the street below. No brainer here.

Men > Women!!!!!

I love it!!!!

I’m not a believer in what you say 100%…

But dammit, this shit makes me smile so much. You made my day, Dick.

Particularly the bracelets and wristwatches remark. I was on the floor laughing.

brett tate said:

bola said:

Donated USD 10

That’s a really generous gift from a “retired multi-billionaire.”

You don’t become a multi-billionaire by giving your money away.

bola said:

Donated USD 10

That’s a really generous gift from a “retired multi-billionaire.”