The Man Billboard — For Real
They told me it was impossible. They told me it was too expensive. They told me it was the stupidest thing they’d ever heard.
They were wrong.
Hold onto your man beans, fellows and gentlemen, while I present the ultimate plan for the ultimate fund raiser: The Man Billboard.
The Man Billboard
The Man Billboard is an erection in the name of manliness. It’s an erection in the name of that special majority of the commuting workforce who actually get the job done every day — and bust their man ass doing it. That majority is called ‘men’. The Man Billboard is also an erection in the face and hair of the of all those chubby-ankled secretaries — those worker she-bees and profemtionals, who do little more at work each day than text message their boyfriends and annoy workmates with perfume, heels, and fuck-ups.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
Most importantly, the Man Billboard is an erection for you: the loyal readers of MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
Feast your eyes on the majesty — the harmony of art and logic what comprise a ‘fuck You’ to 51% of Earth. Then feast your eyes on the donation meter because only you can make it happen.
When I first envisioned the Man Billboard more than a year ago, they told me it was impossible. I’m not talking about women here. Of course women told me it was impossible. Women think losing twenty pounds or getting married after 30 is impossible. Here’s a marriage tip for women over 30: shut the fuck up and quit chopping your hair off at the shoulder. That looks old. Women probably don’t even understand that billboards can be purchased at all. As usual, women prefer an imaginary world. In this case, one where billboards grow naturally and are aware of upcoming movies.
Advertising companies told me it was impossible. And as business usually does, it makes sense. By accepting my money, any advertising company would be subject to a rain of Molotov Tampons or other silly female retaliations — perhaps a barrage of burning paternity suits for children the advertising company didn’t father. If “not my sperm” doesn’t hold up in court anymore, why should “companies don’t have sperm”?
But thanks to me, that’s all changed.
By leveraging the mighty marketing arm of Simon & Schuster — who are owned by CBS, the channel that airs Dr. Phil — I have been given the rare opportunity to erect manliness in a major metropolitan area. All that’s needed is your help.
The goal is $6,000. I will explain why below.
$5,000 - $10,000
If donations total in this range, the Man Billboard will be erected high above the streets of a major metropolitan area for one month. Whenever I think of it, I like to imagine such a manly gesture flying high above the picket line at an abortion clinic. The symbolism is clear. Women can hold signs, but manliness will always fly high in the sky without effort, keeping an eye on everything and consoling women who are making the right decision.
$11,000 - $25,000
This will erect the Man Billboard in a high demand area and/or within sight of a freeway for one month. Think of someplace that typically has a 60-foot tall man in his underwear. Now think of getting some real manliness in that place. Men are better than women.
$25,000+
Time square, the Sunset Strip, just like when having a son, the sky is the limit with this kind of cash.
Manclusion
We’ve all had a good bit of fun over the years here at MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, but now it’s time to take that fun to the world. Give a dollar, give ten, take a collection hat around your office or army base, do whatever you can to fly manliness high and proud.
Kate - $40
jeff - $60
Omny Devi - $300
wolfe - $100
Biff - $50
buster - $100
Robert - $35
Omny Devi - $150
TruthSayer - $50
Rich - $20
Luke - $50
Pedro - $100
Michael - $10
Michael - $20
Guy - $15
Mert - $20
Julius Stronghold - $26
Bryan - $15
James - $25
Regretful Morning - $5
Are Sagebakken - $50
Andrew - $10
jose - $1
Björn - $2
Alex - $1.50
Ryan - $5
Bryan - $10
Sam - $10
bola - $10
Courtney - $1
Anonymous - $1473
Bryan - $10
Mike - $4
Eric - $20
Grewal - $1
Terry - $5
Barry - $20
Anthony - $20
Patrick - $1
Michael - $5
Sam - $10
James - $2
Massimo - $6
Sheridan - $1
Adrian - $31
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You do know that it will be spray painted over on in all of 5 hours, so its a good waste of money =)
Your wrong! Dick has mentioned that it will be “erected high above the streets” and therefore out of the reach of vandals :o
Hi Dick,
I frequently visit your website, I have bought a book and made a small donation to the billboard.
I must say that your writing style is so hilarious that I was laughing fit to burst at every chapter.
You cannot know how much it has helped me to re-discover that being a man is ok and that 50% of world population can go and fuck off on Cosmo, Prada and beauty treatments or plastic surgery.
In a few weeks I have taken back five years of my life in which I felt horribly inadequate because of women and their stupid manipulations. Now I could not care less and I am proud of my newly found man-confidence.
Thank you Dick, keep up the great work and continue being a stalwart in a world of feminazis, manginas and people who do not realize the naked truth that having a penis and a set of balls is the manliest and coolest thing in the universe!
M.
I just want to say I love that Bill Board… Dick your the man!!!! Just learn to Trust God and Jesus… I love you man… No gayness.
I think it’s time for you now to have a bit of a lie-down.
I know… if I had 100 guys like Kalel to command, I would be ruling the Earth…!
Dick Masterson , you should use this ” It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!” in your campaign , and lets go global , to get finance for a research of a cure for the need of sex. We will make 90% of men really happy , the 2 % are the gay men , but no problem , we will hang the gay men , they were infested with estrogen in the womb, the inferiority hormon , they are mutants that need to be eradicated , burn the gays!!!!!!!! , the 8% are those that the need for sex is just overwhelming and can’t control it , and so they got married and like being married.
It’s possible to find this cure , we need to find the genes that are reponsabile , and more important the type of testosteron that is causing this, the are many types of testosteron , we need to find the one and block its action in the brain.
This is my email john.marlboro.US@gmail.com , if you have any suggestions just send them to me .
Not all homosexuality is biologically determined, as you describe. It can also be shaped by culture. For example, many ancient Greek men were homosexual, as their culture approved homosexuality as the highest form of love. The same can be said of the English upper classes of Victorian times (and indeed, today). Some homosexual men clearly have hyper-masculine brains - for example Alexander the Great, Leonardo da Vinci or the philosopher Wittgenstein.
Also, homosexuality may NOT be a mutation. It seems to often be associated with very high intellectual abilities and is associated with late birth-order. IOW, it is maintained by nature. If you want to hang anyone, hang all ministers of organised religion and all Anglo-American women under 30… preferably with barbed wire.
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
I should get a nobel prizze on that:))))
So , lets get a fund raiser to finance a research to find a cure for the need of sex , so that women will not have this card on us . The need for sex is a complete waste of time , It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!!!! wooow I really got this one nice : It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
It’s time to make a new step in evolution and not carry women with us anymore!!
those fucking feminist say that if you hate women its because you’re gay !! , you’re so f*cking wrong , gay men like women , women are their only friends , they bitch together , go shopping together .Why would they hate them ????? men hate gay like hell , so you cannot be more wrong , I love my wife , but also I had enough with this feminist shit!!! .Men hate women because women provoke them , and a men measure her and he sees that she’s weak , small , with a small brain , and sees no threat , but she keeps on and on and on …..that she is equal with him , and that’s not the case in any way. If a women says to a REAL MEN that she is equal with him , that men sees a threat to his throne , and if a men says to another that they are equal and if that is not the case the superior men will fight back , but with women , they don’t pose a threat , they’re just to weak in body and brain.
Im glad the truth bothers you so much, Chris or should i say Christina?
Oh no, it’s way too much fun pissing people like you off.
Why don’t all men just go fuck each other and leave women the fuck alone? They don’t need bullshit criticism from piece-of-shit gay losers such as the ones that frequent this site. Really. Why even bother with women if you hate them so much? Oh right, because you can. Then the jokes on you fags.
I made an interesting experience. Yesterday, I put an ad on Craig List in my area. I offered to mentor fat women to help them lose weight. I said I would tell them what people think of them without sugar coating, that I would humiliate them, spank them, and maybe give them sex when they reach goals in losing weight. I basically told them I would treat them like fat slobs.
I got 5 women interested in 24 hours. All want to be treated like shit as long as they can use it to lose weight. 2 of them are only like 30 pounds overweight. One of them is too far away from my location and said I should open a franchise in her area, or if I pass by, to please call her. All of them sent pictures, 2 of them phone numbers.
Amazing…
@JANE DOE
Tell me, is the view any good from the cheap seats??????
Fuck , you’re stupid.
THERE ARE ONLY TWO RIGHT REASONS TO HAVE SEX.
1. PLEASURE
and
2. REPRODCUTION.
Men ALWAYS have sex for those two reasons. ALWAYS.
—->> WOMEN DO NOT.
Women need ANOTHER reason to fuck.
They have sex for the WRONG reasons.
• Money.
• Because she stupid enough to think sex = Love.
• Because its Valentines Day.
• Because she hates being single.
• Because she loves the attention.
• Because he bought her a bracelet.
• To get back at a girlfriend of hers.
• To steal a married man for herself.
• To trap a man by getting pregnant on purpose.
. . . . . and the endless list WRONG reasons women fuck goes on , and on, and on.
Some women will actually expect to get away with NOT fucking a man
UNTIL she gets her bullshit reasons met FIRST.
WOMEN DON’T FUCK FOR THE RIGHT REASONS. –>> MEN DO.
And thats the very big fucking difference.
Take your head out of your ass, jane . . . and grow a clue.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Wrong Jenny Doe
Men dont expect a payment to be made form having sex with women only women expect that. You are hipocrit indeed.
Nonsense, the guy doesn’t get paid. He’s the one paying.
The only problem with that statement, men and women have sex TOGETHER. For every slut, there’s that slutty male.
Isn’t hypocrisy wonderful?
Practice what you preach.
Alright, thats just too fucking epic. I just gave 20 bucks to the cause, which is my internet…s porn allowance for the month. I’ll donate more in the future as I get more, but by dammit, Its the least I can do for such a great idea. Men are better than women.
Dick is man of the century.
Can’t wait for the shit storm this will create when it goes up. Just donated 5$, wish it could be more but starving students need money saved. Come on people every couple bucks adds up, instead of buying a coffee today donate 3$ to the billboard!
You know what’s worse? People who have less than half of a mind and the inability to make things that they type with those letters and symbols on their keyboard make sense. Oh, and that includes you.
Another reason why the billboard must be done. Honorable men like whoever the Anonymous person is must be given the opportunity to see the glorified emblem of M>W on our highways and/or cities. Or wherever its gonna be placed. The word must spread for all to know!
-♂dBoss iNc.