Every Woman is a Cheating Whore
Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.
I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.
Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.
It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.
Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesn’t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.
So let’s compare: a woman’s lust for attention versus a man’s desire to consume or waste things — something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know what’s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That’s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and I’m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?
Women, of course, have none of those things — or at least don’t have 2 out of 3. That’s why when we change ’sandwiches’ to ‘men’ and ‘throwing them in the street’ to ‘getting any kind of attention from them’, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.
Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. That’s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell.
Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to “rape” her, that doesn’t count as cheating. It’s just another horrible thing that’s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. That’s obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.
Women also don’t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. That’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isn’t it? A free backrub? They’re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I can’t even get to work without getting two or three.
Bullshit.
Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.
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May 11th, 2008 at 11:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: da5eef8ca71bd
Manholes have more fun.
My mothers day present was not being naked and humiliated. And being a productive member of society, all of that boring old human stuff that makes manholes squeal.
Yes sweetie, we can’t all spend all day masturbating.
May 12th, 2008 at 12:10 am - IP Man-Hash: da5eef8ca71bd
I’d have to say the greatest present you could give your parents would be nothing at all. That’s not to say that it would be the most thoughtful present, but they’d take a net null over the shame and humiliation of a manhole’s left tit and an efficient, thoughtful gift.
May 12th, 2008 at 7:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
dicks mommy is a whore(thats what he says)
May 12th, 2008 at 7:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
if you think every woman is a cheating whore,thats your opinion……but that would also include your mothers and sisters and all the women in your life……its really sad…..men need women and women need men…..sooner or later you will want to be with a women(cheating whore as you call it)……so good luck…..hope you find your special someone
May 12th, 2008 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
The only reason why any woman is capable of finding a boyfriend or entering into a sexual relationship with incredible ease is because so many men will just stand up and fuck anything that moves.
May 12th, 2008 at 3:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeaff97787fc9
What this man says is completely true. I am myself a woman, and let me tell you, there’s nothing I crave more than cock. I’m a really big slut, and I give it up to basically anyone who spins game at me, except my boyfriend. He’s the one who’s paying my bills, why would I have sex with him?
I swear to God, I’m like a crackhead running around looking for my next dick-fix. I don’t know what I would do if there weren’t men, kill myself or grow a cucumber garden I suppose. There’s a line of perverts and porn stars out my door right now, in fact I’m caught up in a da-dv circus even as I type. My vagina is so loose that it’s no longer a question of throwing a hot dog down a hallway anymore, it’s more like catapulting a needle through an airport hangar. My lovers spend their time taking bets on how many fists I can fit in there at one time.
I have to confess, though, I’m starting to run out of men to have sex with. The dating pool here is dwindling. If any poster here would like to come over and have sex with me just let me know, I’ll give you my number right away. I need fresh blood.
May 12th, 2008 at 7:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
right!!!!!!this is one crazy boy
May 14th, 2008 at 3:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46d5141ad981f
yes yes all women are exacly what was stated in the paragraphs above, they are all life sucking whores and cheat bc they are insecure peices of shit and think its okay, then uses stupid excuses to get outta it, they have no wid nor place in the man world
May 14th, 2008 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e
My dream girl wont go onto mens websites for attention.
I plan on being unmarried forever. If I “settled down”, it would be with the hottest girl i can afford and she will keep her trap shut unless its to consume my cock.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:23 am - IP Man-Hash: d1e91a76a551c
in that case you will be unmarried forever!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 8:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 7194461200344
Wow…what a bunch of whiny crybaby little boys you all are….I think you are all a bunch of crude faggots because any woman as dumb and stupid as you all think they are wouldn’t want a thing to do with ya if they knew your true colors. Bask in you superiority alone and go fuck amongst yourselves, because your ass holes will stretch to fit your big throbbing cocks, just don’t forget the lube…you’ll need it
May 15th, 2008 at 8:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e
Even better. Won’t be giving half of his wealth away to some chick for a severance package. Find em, bang em, and move on….more cost efficient in the long run. Just don’t knock em up. They’ll squeeze you for a monthly insurance policy.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 548d4535c7d98
Aw look, she’s jealous because even gay men are getting more action then her. You can tell because women always mock things better then them. Look, she was pissed at the thought of being rejected she couldn’t spell anonymous right. Ahahaah
May 15th, 2008 at 1:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: a9a45f5cb84bb
girlgirl, eat a bowl of dicks.
Sincerely,
Bowl of Dicks.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec712c316f97f
What the hell is wrong with you if your mom knew u thought that all she was a cheating whore then what do you think shed do w=be proud of you?? no she wold probably reject you as a son and never speak to you again. AND if you think men are better there are TONS of important women out in the world and its not cause there whores. So all you men who think your better go suck a DICK cause no women will ever want you so thats all you got! by the way im 15 and you make me sick. i fully agree with girly girl. Its really sad that im 15 and have a better view of life then you dum rednecks.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbed698c884e4
What the hell is wrong with you if your mom knew u thought that all she was a cheating whore then what do you think shed do w=be proud of you??
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I think YOUR mom is a cheating whore and she swallows.
no she wold probably reject you as a son and never speak to you again.
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He’s an adult, making money and living his life to the fullest. WHY should he care about her approval or disapproval? He’s a man, so the ONLY approval he needs is his own, not mommy’s.
AND if you think men are better there are TONS of important women out in the world and its not cause there whores.
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Name them.
So all you men who think your better go suck a DICK cause no women will ever want you so thats all you got!
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Don’t you have a non-sexual cuddle party to attend?
by the way im 15 and you make me sick. i fully agree with girly girl.
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Sorry, but girly girl does not give up the manhole or the mouth to Capt- Sav-A-Hoe, but I can tell you she loves it when the men she hates here use her face as a toilet seat.
Its really sad that im 15 and have a better view of life then you dum rednecks.
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Sorry kid, or shall we call you…’inexperienced’, but these some women you defend…they’re whores and they see you the same as they see us..expendable.
You will die for them and do more for them than they would ever do for you.
Also, the very women you are trying to protect will give men like us more sex than you could ever imagine. We’re a challenge to them and they will bend over backwards to try and change us. YOU, douchebag are the one a woman WILL cheat on because you’re already whipped and compliant.
We expect a woman to cheat or leave…that’s why we don’t marry or impregnate them…we use them as the sexual OBJECTS they are and respect the ones who EARN it. Understand that once you realize that women will always be around and they have the same basic functions and holes, you make better choices and are not whipped by the promise of getting access to a manhole.
Deathslayer
May 15th, 2008 at 4:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e
Paradise
May 15th, 2008 at 10:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ce84b174dd8e
So all women are cheating whores, eh?
Then all men must be drunken womanizers and pimps!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: e609ee1fbc305
You’re right, but you imply your life choices are in some way relevant to me.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:33 am - IP Man-Hash: d1e91a76a551c
sure thats fine…..thats no big deal